[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

What's going on here?

Ximen Qingqing walked in the direction of the voice.

Turning the corner, she saw Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu each holding a pole, looking up at a big tree in the house.

Ruan Xiaoqi was squatting on the tree.

Ruan Xiaoer pointed at Ruan Xiaoqi on the tree and angrily said, "Get down!"

Ruan Xiaoqi curled her lips: "I don't, unless you throw the pole away first."

Ruan Xiaowu smiled and said, "Brother, don't worry, we won't beat you."

Ruan Xiaoqi spat: "Fart, you coaxed me off the beam just now, do you think I will trust you? You two white-eyed wolves with elbows turned outward, I look down on you!"

"A high-ranking official from Ximen will be so obsessed with you two that he can even beat your own brother."

Ruan Xiaoer was so angry that his hair was going to stand on end, "Hey, you're right!"

Ruan Xiaoqi: "Hmph, better than the two of you."

"Get down!"

"No!"

"Heh." A sudden laughter made the three of them stunned at the same time, and then looked in the direction where the sound came from.

Under the corridor, Ximen Qingqing was wearing a coat, looking at them with folded arms.

The warm morning sun brushed over the eaves and fell on her body, and the morning wind blew her clothes and swayed them.

Ruan Xiaowu frowned, and said with a smile, "Is the officer feeling better?"

Ximen Qingqing said hoarsely: "It's much stronger, it should be able to go on the road, what are you doing?"

Ruan Xiaoer: "Well..."

Ruan Xiaowu laughed first and said, "The three of us are exchanging feelings."

Ximen Qingqing: "...Oh?"

Ruan Xiaowu turned to look at Ruan Xiaoer, "Really? Brother?"

Ruan Xiaoer nodded stiffly, "Yeah."

Ruan Xiaoqi on the tree quit, he jumped up and cursed: "Bah, bah, bah, Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu, I, Ruan Xiaoqi, look down on you two! This is not a woman, but a man!" Did you get mesmerized like this?"

With a "swish", a stick flew from under the tree and hit Ruan Xiaoqi's face with a "bang".

He was hit on the head, staggered and fell from the tree.

Ximen Qingqing was taken aback, "Huh? Is he all right?"

Ruan Xiaoer, who threw the stick, shook his hand, "It's okay, it's okay, this kid knows he's solid from the first look."

Ruan Xiaowu: "We are also venting our anger for you, the official. It is because of this kid that you are sick, the official."

Ruan Xiaoer nodded with a dark face.

Ruan Xiaoer added, "Still peeking at officials taking a bath, we don't have such brothers."

Ruan Xiaoqi struggled on the ground, with a look of grief and grievance, "I didn't!"

You are not as innocent as you are!

Ruan Xiaoer kicked him and said angrily, "How dare you argue!"

"I really don't!" Ruan Xiaoqi was about to die of grievance, "I see what men do, although it's a bit silly, but what's so interesting about it, I'm not interested at all! He's like a little chicken , there is no half meat in the whole body, I look at him? Huh, I might as well look at myself, at least my breasts are bigger than his!"

Ruan Xiaoer: "..."

Ruan Xiaowu: "..."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

With a blank expression, she looked down at herself, then up at Ruan Xiaoqi.

Ruan Xiaoqi was only wearing a sleeveless jacket at this time. When he saw Ximen Qingqing looking over, he pinched his waist and raised his head arrogantly.

Through the thin little jacket, she could indeed see that the boy's chest muscles were bigger than hers after exercise.

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This Nima is too much!

Ximen Qingqing ran away in tears.

The Ruan brothers panicked all of a sudden, Ruan Xiaowu chased Ximen Qingqing and said, "Hey, don't mind the official, he's just talking nonsense like that, besides, you are not a woman, why should you care about this?"

Ximen Qingqing glared at him.

But the problem is that I am indeed a woman!

Your explanation is worse than no explanation!

Until the meal at the same table, Ximen Qingqing still looked sleepy, unable to cheer up.

Lin Chong worried: "Could it be that the official's illness is serious again? It seems that we have to leave earlier and find a doctor in the town to take a look."

Chao Gai: "It's also my fault to let people sneak into Zhuangzi and make Donglou sick. In this way, I will go to the town with you, so I can take care of you."

After the meal, everyone harnessed their chariots and horses and prepared to leave for the town.

……

In Yuncheng County, a long queue formed outside the city.

Sensing that the carriage hadn't moved for a long time, Ximen Qingqing coughed, lifted the curtain to look out, and asked in a low voice, "What happened?"

It was a coincidence that Lin rushed to the front to inquire about the situation and came back, he said: "A new county magistrate has arrived in Yuncheng County. No more slipping through the net."

Ximen Qingqing nodded: "This is a serious and responsible official, cough."

As she spoke, she looked at Liu Tang who was not far away.

Liu Tang frowned, "What are you looking at! I'll take my word for it, and I'll see the official when I go with you."

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "That's good."

Since this was Liu Tang's own choice, no one else could say anything about it.

Ruan Xiaoqi muttered in a low voice, "Monster."

Ruan Xiaoer slapped him on the back of the head, "Shut up!"

Ruan Xiaoqi turned to look at his brother, and snorted, "You will know when you wake up."

Ruan Xiaowu smiled and suggested, "He is so disobedient, why don't we send him to the government as well?"

Ruan Xiaoqi's eyes widened, "You idiot blinded by lard! We are in the same group!"

Ruan Xiaowu stuck out his little finger and picked his ear, still smiling, "Ah, I didn't hear anything."

Ruan Xiaoqi: "..."

Damn you!You two are bewitched by this monster!

When he turned his head, his neck was red and his veins were stretched out, and he stared at Ximen Qingqing fiercely.

Ximen Qingqing smiled at him.

Ruan Xiaoqi instantly felt as if she was stung by a wasp, and felt burning and pain in her body.

He was furious, his eyes were red, his forehead was stretched out with blue veins, and there was even a little sweat on the back of his neck.

Ximen Qingqing lowered the car curtain to block his scorching sight.

It was only then that Ruan Xiaoqi felt as if he had come to life again, and he let out a long sigh of relief.

This evildoer is too scary, every time I see her, I feel like I'm going to die.

……

When they arrived at the gate of the city, the leader of the officers and soldiers guarding the city was a man called Lei Dutou.

He was sitting on the side drinking tea, and the officers and soldiers under him rudely told everyone in the carriage to roll off.

Chao Gai was also an old acquaintance with him, so he gave Lei Dutou a dozen taels of silver very politely.

Lei Du shook his head, wondering why: "It's not that we deliberately made it difficult for you, Chao Baozheng, but the magistrate asked for it. You don't know how strict the new magistrate is. How about it, as long as the people in the car get off Let's go, how about we just take a look?"

Chao Gai said kindly: "This is what it should be, but the senior officials of Ximen just had wind-heat yesterday, and we can't see the wind right now."

Lei Dutou stared at him: "Then what about our errand?"

At this time, a voice came from inside the carriage——

"Don't embarrass the supervisor, cough——"

Lei Heng saw a pale hand pulling the curtain of the carriage, and a richly dressed official lowered his head and got out of the carriage.

Several men next to him rushed forward, as if they wanted to support him.

He smiled and jumped out of the car by himself, but his body shook and was supported by several people.

Tsk, this little boy's body is too bad.

When the little boy raised his head, he was completely stunned.

So handsome!

Is this appearance a man or a woman?

Lei Heng took a few more glances and said, "You..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Xu Shi was startled by his loud voice, and the little official shook a few more times.

Lei Heng unconsciously lowered his voice, "I'm sorry, I have to let the officer get out of the car for inspection because of my duty."

The little official looked up, smiled at him again, and said softly: "It should."

Lei Heng couldn't help but wiped his eyes.

It wasn't his illusion, this little official's skin was almost transparent in the sun.

This is too damn good-looking, right? !

While ordering a few soldiers to check the carriage, he secretly glanced at this most handsome little official.

The little official seemed to be in poor health, and he started coughing after standing for a while, and the men around him seemed to be very concerned about his health, but they behaved differently. Some people would come forward and ask asked, while others stood aside and secretly looked at him.

There was also a young man who deliberately made a bad face at the little official. If the little official looked over, he would stare viciously until the little official looked away, but when the little official really looked away, he started again Sulking and angry, he couldn't help but sneak a look at the little official. After watching for a while, his face turned dark again, as if he was angry with himself.

Hey, this is really interesting.

Lei Heng was quietly looking at Ximen Qingqing and the others, when suddenly he saw a person dressed as a Taoist priest also noticed the group of people, the Taoist priest stood there thinking for a while, and walked towards the group of people on his own initiative.

He pricked up his ears to eavesdrop.

On Ximen Qingqing's side, when she stood under the sun, she couldn't help but break out in cold sweat, almost unable to stand still.

Wu Yong was the closest to her, and his eyes lingered on her all the time. Seeing that she was ill, he subconsciously took a step and stood behind her.

She staggered and fell into his arms.

The back of his head hit his chest straight behind him.

Ximen Qingqing clutched his head and wanted to turn around, but couldn't help hissing.

Her hair seemed to get tangled up in something.

At this time, a hand came out from behind her and grabbed her arm.

Warm breath brushed against her brow.

"Officials, don't move, your hair is tied."

Ximen Qingqing subconsciously wanted to look up at him, but he just happened to look down.

With a smile on his face, he pressed the palm of his hand on her head and rubbed it lightly twice, "Don't look at it, little official, this hair stroke is about to tear it off."

Ximen Qingqing quickly lowered his head, "Then untie it for me quickly."

He let out a "hmm", and his slender and warm fingers accidentally scratched her earlobe, sinking into her fluffy and soft blue hair.

He grabbed her blue hair and slowly slid down, stopping at the place where it was twisted into the chain around his neck.

Ximen Qingqing: "What accessories are you wearing on your body, so that my hair can be curled into it?"

Wu Yong stretched out his hand to untie the hair scarf on top of her head, and pulled her long hair to one side, revealing the back of her white and greasy neck. Only a small red mole stood out against the snow, like a god's offering. The red mark on the steamed cake used looks like a vermilion fruit in the snow mountain. It is really pitiful, cute and charming.

Ximen Qingqing saw that he hadn't made any further moves for a long time, so he asked in confusion, "Professor? Are you all right?"

Wu Yong's expression froze, he pursed his lips, and his expression became colder.

He closed his eyes, settled his mind, and said, "It will be fine soon."

After his breathing became stable and his mood returned to normal, he carefully released the blue silk that was entangled in the chain.

Ximen Qingqing: "The professor hasn't said what are the ornaments on your body?"

Wu Yong said indifferently: "It's just an ordinary chain. I've hung it around my neck for many years and kept it hidden in my clothes, so no one knows about it."

Although what he said was plain, Ximen Qingqing felt that it was not simple.

Soon, he pulled out all Ximen Qingqing's hair.

Ximen Qingqing exhaled and turned around to thank him.

Wu Yong nodded without smiling too much.

Tsk tsk, the man's face really seems to change in June.

Ximen Qingqing stretched his hands behind his head, brushed his long hair, and was about to tie it up again, when a strange voice came from behind——

"This official..."

Ximen Qingqing turned her head subconsciously, but forgot that her long hair was still loose.

As she turned her head back quickly, her fluffy, soft and shiny black hair, like a cloud of mist, slammed on the face of a Taoist priest.

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