[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

The sunlight climbed up the panes, seeped into the window screens, and sprinkled gold dust on the mattress.

Ximen Qingqing fell weakly on the bed, wrapping himself tightly.

Wu Yong put the cold cloth towel on her forehead, and said helplessly, "Don't wrap yourself up so tightly, you see your head is full of sweat."

Ximen Qingqing opened his mouth and said silently, "I'm cold."

The back of his hand slid across her cheek, feeling hot.

She is not cold here, she is clearly scalding hot.

Wu Yong pulled her quilt and said: "The cold is an illusion, you can't cover yourself like this."

Ximen Qingqing clutched the quilt tightly and did not let go.

Wu Yong was helpless, "Little officials are really like children sometimes."

What are you talking about!

Ximen Qingqing's face was covered with sweat, and her loose hair was wetly attached to her flushed cheeks. Her lips were pale, but her eyes were still staring at him masculinely.

Wu Yong pulled down the quilt covering her neck, and said with a smile: "I was wrong, the little official is a reputable man."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

She frowned in confusion.

I always feel that what you say is not quite right.

"Professor, what's the matter with the officials?" Chao Gai's loud voice sounded from outside the door.

He came in with a barefoot doctor from the village.

Wu Yong got up and said, "The officer has a fever, his throat is hoarse, and he can't speak."

Chao Gai frowned, "It's all the fault of Ruan Xiaoqi yesterday, who made the officials suffer."

Ximen Qingqing snorted through his nose to show his approval.

Chao Gai: "Let the doctor take a look first, and if it's still not good, go to the doctor in Yuncheng County to have a look."

The barefoot doctor bowed his shoulders and said, "It's just a cold, I can treat it."

Chao Gai asked him to feel the pulse.

Wu Yong moved to the side to get out of the way, but stared closely at the barefoot doctor.

The barefoot doctor was stared at by Wu Yong and Chao Gai, he was nervous, a thin layer of sweat appeared on his forehead, and the patient in front of him refused to cooperate.

He stretched out his hand to feel the pulse of the official, but the official wrapped the quilt tightly and refused to let go no matter what.

The barefoot doctor sighed and said: "Oh, it's not that I'm not good at learning, it's just that this petty official is unwilling to cooperate, no matter how good a doctor is, it's impossible for a doctor to diagnose a disease and prescribe medicine without feeling the pulse."

Wu Yong said to Chao Gai: "The east building may be burnt out. In this case, you and I will follow the little official and ask the doctor to take her pulse."

Chao Gai agreed.

The two of them went to the couch on their knees, ready to hold down Ximen Qingqing, and ask the doctor to give him a good pulse diagnosis.

Nima!

Although Ximen Qingqing was sick and confused, his ears were not deaf, and he heard Wu Yong's plan clearly.

She struggled desperately, her whole body was like a silkworm, rolling and crawling, and crawled to the innermost part of the bed.

Chao Gai laughed, "Sure enough, he's still young, and he's just checking his pulse. What's so scary?"

Ximen Qingqing struggled to open his mouth, but could only make a sound.

Chao Gai turned around and asked Wu Yong, "What did he say?"

Wu Yong blinked and said with a smile, "He said he wasn't afraid."

Chao Gai laughed, "That's even better."

As he said that, he stretched out his hand and dragged Ximen Qingqing's quilt to drag her out, which was easier than dragging a kitten.

Ximen Qingqing stared at Wu Yong.

What I said clearly was that I don't need to feel the pulse with bare feet, but I didn't mean that I'm not afraid, you are really a bad person!

Seeing her staring at him, Wu Yong couldn't help laughing.

Chao Gai stopped his movements, looked at Wu Yong, and asked in doubt, "Professor?"

Wu Yong smiled slightly, "Ah, I'm sorry, I just feel that the little official is too pitiful."

Chao Gai nodded, "It's very pitiful to be sick."

Wu Yong laughed again.

Chao Gai was at a loss.

Wu Yong murmured in a low voice: "Poor people can't help but want to bully."

Ximen Qingqing was distraught.

Wu Yong, you asshole!I remember, do you hear me clearly?I remember you!

Chao Gai: "Hey, I don't have time to chat, hold her down quickly, I'll take her hand out."

Ximen Qingqing is digging his hands and feet right now, because he doesn't want the doctor to see a doctor.

Wu Yong held down her foot, but was kicked in the face by her.

Wu Yong: "..."

He looked at Ximen Qingqing, but the corner of her mouth was still raised.

He smiled helplessly, and gently held her down, "Donglou, can you calm down now?"

Ximen Qingqing snorted.

I am never angry, because I usually take revenge on the spot.

Wu Yong and Chao Gai spent a lot of energy before they took out Ximen Qingqing's hand and asked the doctor to come quickly to diagnose the pulse.

Ximen Qingqing lay on his back on the bed, gasping for breath, and gave up struggling.

Forget it, drop the vest and drop the vest!

It was the first time that Barefoot Doctor had seen so much effort in treating people, no, not only people, he was not so troublesome when he was treating mules, horses, donkeys and pigs.

That's right, this barefoot doctor is a doctor of general practice. He is not only responsible for treating people, but also for treating sick animals.

Anyway, the treatment was done, and he got the money. As for the follow-up of the patients and animals, he was not responsible for it. Anyway, it was just a word - resign to fate.

The barefoot doctor stroked his beard and pressed his fingers on Ximen Qingqing's wrist.

His first feeling was that he was worthy of being a petty official, his skin was really delicate.

After he carefully figured out his pulse, he couldn't help frowning again.

Chao Gai suddenly said: "Why are you frowning, the condition is very serious?"

The barefoot doctor was taken aback, quickly lowered his head and said, "No, no, no, no."

He took his pulse again carefully.

Why?There's something wrong with this pulse.

He couldn't help but sip his teeth.

This pulse... this pulse... By the way, is this little official a man or a woman?

Could it be that his medical skills have regressed again?Can't even tell the difference between men and women?

Damn, it must be because I have diagnosed too many animals recently, and I haven't felt the pulse of a human for a long time.

The barefoot doctor lowered his eyes, peeking at Chao Gai's face from under his eyelashes.

If he directly said that he couldn't do it, this Chao Baozheng might punch him up. Well, anyway, it looks like Fenghan, so let's take it as Fenghan.

The barefoot doctor withdrew his hand and stroked his beard.

Ximen Qingqing: It's over, it's over, is he going to tell me my real gender?

The barefoot doctor said slowly: "This little official suffered from an exogenous wind-cold, and later turned into an exogenous wind-heat. It's okay. I'll prescribe a few medicines and let him take it for a while."

Ok?

Ximen Qingqing turned his face and stared at the barefoot doctor.

Chao Gai: "Is it really all right?"

Barefoot doctor: "Haha, don't worry, I've seen this kind of disease a lot, and it happens that I still have medicine for exogenous wind and heat at home, it's just the price..."

Chao Gai waved his hand, "That's easy to say."

Barefoot doctor: "Then I'll go back and get the medicine."

After that, he ran away.

Ximen Qingqing blinked his eyes, and then came to his senses.

This barefoot doctor is really a barefoot doctor.

She slapped herself on the forehead.

She was really sick and confused, she didn't even think of this, and she just rolled around on the bed in embarrassment.

She pulled the quilt and quietly buried her face in the quilt.

Chao Gai: "It's good to have nothing to do, and it's good to have nothing to do, so that the professor can rest assured."

Wu Yong thought for a moment and said: "The doctor here is not trustworthy. After the officials can go on the road, we should go to the county to find the doctor."

Chao Gai also nodded, "Indeed, barefoot doctors in small places are not worthy of trust."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

I can't believe you guys are still doing this!

……

The barefoot doctor ordered someone to deliver the medicine, and after taking the money, he disappeared in the village and ran away secretly without knowing when.

Chao Gai and Wu Yong looked at each other face to face, undecided whether the medicine should be boiled or not.

With a big wave of Ximen Qingqing's hand, he didn't use it directly, and only used the method of physical cooling.

She is the main character and cannot die.

Although Chao Gai and Wu Yong did not agree with her approach, but under her insistence, they had no choice but to observe for a day.

At night, neither of them went back to their room to fall asleep, but sat by Ximen Qingqing's bed and watched her.

Ximen Qingqing was speechless. At this moment, her voice could faintly make some sounds.

She said with difficulty: "You guys sitting on my bed are like door gods, how can you let me sleep?"

Before Wu Yong could speak, Chao Gai said straightforwardly: "Then let's sleep with you, after all, if you have a bad night, you can greet the two of us."

"..."

I don't know why Chao Gai misunderstood Ximen Qingqing's indescribable expression.

Chao Gai said with a smile: "Young official, don't be embarrassed, it's not a big deal, I treat you like...well, my brother, if you don't mind, I would like to make a sworn brotherhood with you as a big brother It's also right to take care of little brother Gu."

Ximen Qingqing: Wait, wait, what do you mean by that suspicious pause?I think you don't think of me as a younger brother, but want to treat me as a son.

Chao Gai, a rough man, couldn't understand her eyes, so it wouldn't be the case that Wu Yong, a wise man, couldn't understand either, right?

Ximen Qingqing glanced at Wu Yong.

Wu Yong smiled suddenly, and said: "What Chao Baozheng said is exactly, I also treat the little official as my own brother."

Chao Gai clapped his hands together and said, "Since we are destined, why don't we sworn brothers?"

Ximen Qingqing: Gan!

She closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Chao Gai didn't wait for Ximen Qingqing's answer, turned around and found that she had fallen asleep, he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed and said: "Oh, Brother Donglou is still ill, let's talk about it when he recovers."

Wu Yong lowered his head and smiled, "Okay."

While talking, Chao Gai kicked his feet and removed his boots.

He climbed onto the bed and greeted Wu Yong and said, "My dear brother, I'll take a nap first. If there's anything wrong with the east building, just wake me up. You watch in the first half of the night, and wake me up in the second half of the night. I'll just keep watch." .”

Wu Yong stared at him, unable to speak for a moment.

Chao Gai asked in confusion, "What's your expression?"

Wu Yong smiled, "It's still not necessary, Donglou is sick, if he still can't sleep well..."

Chao Gai thought of the consequences, jumped off the ground immediately, and quickly put on his boots.

"Thanks for your reminder, otherwise Donglou might be sicker because of my fault."

Chao Gai obediently sat aside, leaning against the table and yawning.

Ximen Qingqing, who was lying on the bed pretending to be asleep, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Unexpectedly, Wu Yong would help her out.

After thinking about it, she fell asleep in a daze.

……

The next day, her fever subsided, and although she still felt a little uncomfortable, she was able to walk on the ground, although her throat was still inconvenient to speak.

Seeing that she was getting better, Wu Yong and Chao Gai went to wash themselves.

As soon as she left the room, she heard a loud yell——

"Am I your brother? How dare you do something like this to your brother?"

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-01-1301:03:17~2020-01-1401:02:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Dor.T_T; 1 bottle of Yingda Lishui;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!