[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

The weather is still early and the spring breeze is warm.

The two turned around the imperial street, and there were Yanyue plaques hanging on both sides of the imperial street.

The Jiang official gave pointers while talking, and introduced the famous kabuki in Tokyo to Ximen Qingqing one by one.

Ximen Qingqing looked at him coldly, to see what he wanted to do.

The two of them strolled all the way to a house in the center. The bamboo curtain hung at the door was Xiangfei's bamboo curtain, and the gently curling fragrance was faintly revealed. There were two signs hanging on both sides of the house, which read "Singing and dancing gods and fairies, Merry Huayuekui" is really a good place for romantic love.

Officer Jiang opened the curtain first and invited Ximen Qingqing to enter.

When the two entered the room, the faint fragrance became more intense, and they bumped into an elderly mother before taking two steps.

Mother Li was taken aback: "How did the two officials come in?"

Jiang Guan said: "Isn't anyone allowed to come in after opening the door for business?"

Mother Li smiled and said: "What the officials said is that since the door is open for business, anyone can come in. It's just that my daughter really can't get away today. Why don't you come back tomorrow and clean up the dust for the two officials."

Officer Jiang became anxious: "Do you think I don't have much gold and silver? Why are you willing to pick up that man and not me?"

Mother Li: "What did the officials say?"

Jiang Guanren pointed to Ximen Qingqing and said: "My brother came from afar and wanted to see his wife because of her reputation, but he was always delayed because of something. Now that everyone is here, you still want to shirk?"

Since Ximen Qingqing came in, Mother Li has been secretly observing Ximen Qingqing.

This is the first time for Li's mother to see such a handsome young man, even if he is no worse than his daughter Li Shishi.

Who doesn't love beauties?

Mother Li smiled at Ximen Qingqing and said: "It turns out that the official has missed it so many times, so today I have to let the official see my daughter no matter what, the official will wait a moment, my mother will go and have a look."

After all, she called a maid to bring tea to the two.

Ximen Qingqing sat on the chair, barely suppressed his curiosity, and didn't keep staring at the man, so that he could easily attack.

She wanted to see what he was going to do.

Jiang Guanren made an excuse to go out, and soon after returning, the servant girl came in with two cups of tea.

Ximen Qingqing stared at the two bowls of tea on the plate in the servant girl's hand, then shifted his gaze from the servant girl's hand to her eyes.

The maid shook her hand and avoided her sight.

Yes, there is something wrong with the tea.

It's really thanks to her waiting so patiently, she thought how clever the means she used would be.

Ximen Qingqing stretched out his foot suddenly when the maid walked up to her, and stepped on the skirt of the maid.

The servant girl shook violently, and the whole person rushed forward.

Ximen Qingqing supported the end plate with one hand, changed his body calmly, turned the cup belonging to Jiang Guanren towards himself, and raised his other hand so that the maidservant who rushed over could hold it.

The servant girl supported her arm, barely stabilizing her figure.

Ximen Qingqing said warmly: "Be careful, it's not burnt."

The servant girl had a false alarm, and just let out a breath, and when she raised her head, she fell into her gentle and bright eyes.

The servant girl's cheeks turned pink, and she stammered: "Officer, official... Thank you, official."

Ximen Qingqing smiled.

The servant girl subconsciously covered her heart, only feeling that there was a little deer hitting her heart with its newly born tender horns.

Ximen Qingqing put down the tea tray, "Sister, I'm sorry."

The servant girl glanced at the tea in Ximen Qingqing's hand, and her face showed annoyance.

She thought for a while, then suddenly staggered on the spot again, and threw herself towards Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing looked at her in bewilderment and threw herself into his arms, and even pushed the tea away.

She sat on Ximen Qingqing's lap, her cheeks were red and dripping blood, she peeked at Ximen Qingqing shyly, and said softly, "Thank you officer for saving me."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Sister, your acting is too fake.

"Ah!" The servant girl exclaimed, "The tea has wet the official's clothes, so I will take the official to change."

Her fingers tangled around Ximen Qingqing's cuffs, and her suggestive little eyes stuck to Ximen Qingqing's body shyly.

Ximen Qingqing sighed: "No need, I'll just go home and change."

Maid: "How can this be done?"

Ximen Qingqing: "I said, sister..."

The servant girl's face was like peaches and plums: "Huh?"

Ximen Qingqing: "Can you come down first? Don't rub any more, my legs are numb to you."

It's useless to rub any more.

Maid: "..."

Bah, what an incomprehensible fool!

The servant girl stood up straight with embarrassment.

Ximen Qingqing stroked his wet sleeves, exhaled, and then winked at her with a smile: "I can understand how you like me, after all, I am the protagonist."

"But, I'm sorry, I'm destined not to belong to one person..."

Maid: "Huh?"

What kind of scumbag speech is this!

Ximen Qingqing said helplessly: Miss sister, you don’t know that protagonists like me are not allowed to fall in love, and now they pay attention to the fan economy. Although my comics are ranked first, in order to attract more readers, I need Let readers have more fantasy space, they can pull me cp at will, stand on the wall, and because of my purity, my works can capture a larger market, and will not be suddenly removed from the shelves due to policies.

"because……"

Ah, I finally have to say this sentence!

There are detectives next door who say that their lover is from this country, and my editor also arranged for me to follow suit. The next sentence is for me to say this sentence to the mythical creature. Unfortunately, before this sentence, I just came here.

Ximen Qingqing slowly said in a voice that he had practiced countless times: "...my lover is this world."

"..."

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

Ahhh.

Ximen Qingqing's ears turned red.

Well, what a shame!Actually said it!

The servant girl's face froze, and she said with a dry smile: "Ha, haha, I don't understand what the officials say."

Ximen Qingqing straightened her collar, trying not to reveal a little skin, she said: "Sister, you and I both know what you want to do by taking me to change clothes, but it's a pity that it can't be done."

The servant girl laughed dryly, and took the original bumping of the deer as her own heart cramps, this man really lost his face for nothing.

"Na Nu made another cup of tea for the officer."

The servant girl was afraid that Ximen Qingqing would grab her and continue talking, so she hurriedly ran away with Duanpan in her arms.

Ximen Qingqing shook his sleeves, turned his head, and found that Officer Jiang was still looking at his sleeves.

Ximen Qingqing smiled and asked, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Guanren smiled and said regretfully: "It's a pity that this pot of good tea is good, but wearing wet clothes is easy to get sick. If the officials don't mind, how about I wait for the officials to change clothes?"

Jiang Guanren didn't know what beautiful thing he thought of, his Adam's apple twitched, and he picked up the tea bowl and took a sip.

But this mouthful, not only did not extinguish this evil fire, but it made his fire more and more intense, as if he was sitting on a charcoal basin.

Officer Jiang pinched the hem of his clothes, neither sitting nor standing, so he could only say: "You sit, I'll go outside for a walk."

However, he turned his head and got inside.

But after a while, there was an angry shout from inside, and the general flew out together with the bamboo curtain.

Jiang Guanren lay on the ground and wailed repeatedly, but his voice seemed extremely painful and refreshing.

Ximen Qingqing: Why did he make such a voice... Amitabha, this is not something the protagonist of my age should know.

"Bold!" With an angry reprimand, a familiar figure came out from the inside, it was Gao Qiu, Taiwei Gao.

Gao Taiwei was also taken aback when he saw Ximen Qingqing: "Donglou, why are you here?"

Ximen Qingqing pointed to Jiang Guanren, who was rolling on the ground, tearing his clothes and doing various indecent behaviors, and said: "He invited me here."

Gao Qiu glanced at Jiang Guanren on the ground, and anyone with a discerning eye could tell what he had eaten.

Ximen Qingqing looked at the plate and said, "Ah, the cup of tea he drank was originally intended for me..."

When Gao Qiu heard this, he became even angrier, and ordered the people beside him: "Find someone to take them down, and ask about the situation carefully."

The servant next to him immediately called people in, and dragged Jiang Guanren out like a dead dog.

Ximen Qingqing wiped the edge of Guanren Jiang's bowl of tea with his little finger, "Hey, the medicine was poured out in such a hurry that I didn't even see it poured out."

She looked at Gao Qiu: "Officer Jiang is the mastermind, and the maid here is an accomplice. She presumably took money from Officer Jiang before drugging me. Why don't you hand them over to the government?"

Gao Qiu's expression became even worse when he heard the words: "Since this maid can drug this kind of medicine for money, then she may also drug it for money. This matter must not be taken lightly, because..."

Gao Qiu glanced at Ximen Qingqing: "...here is a noble person here who must not make any mistakes."

What has been said is clear.

Ximen Qingqing lowered his eyes and said, "Then Donglou will take my leave first."

But Gao Li stopped him, "Since we met, we must leave an impression, it will be beneficial to you."

The corner of Ximen Qingqing's mouth twitched.

What's good?Whoring with the emperor... Bah, now the above prohibits the use of this word... have you gone together?

Ximen Qingqing: "This is unnecessary, it will only increase embarrassment."

Gao Qiu couldn't help but said to Ximen Qing in a low voice: "If it was His Majesty in the past, it might be possible, but His Majesty now doesn't care about it at all."

Hey?

At this moment, a gentleman in white came out from the door behind Gao Lian.

Gao Qiu was startled, and hurriedly went up to meet him, bowing his knees and asking.

The lady in white just shook his head and was about to leave, but Gao Qiu hurriedly followed.

Ximen Qingqing immediately knew the identity of this man dressed as a gentleman in white.

Just as she was about to bow down, the emperor, who was just passing by her side, turned his head and glanced at her.

Although there was no emotion in this glance, the fine-looking Gao Qiu immediately realized something, and turned his head to look at Ximen Qingqing carefully.

Ximen Qingqing said in his heart: Sure enough, the aura of my protagonist can't be hidden no matter what.

The emperor took one look and then left. Gao Li told Ximen Qingqing in a low voice: "Come to my house tomorrow, I have something to tell you."

Ximen Qingqing: Are you afraid that you want to talk to me, you are trying to betray me!

Gao Qiu didn't give Ximen Qingqing any room to refuse, so he continued to lick the emperor.

Ximen Qingqing shook his half-dried clothes, and walked out slowly.

……

It was not too late when she came, and it was even darker when she returned.

Ximen Qingqing checked his dice system while walking.

A message to be read is displayed on the system——

[Congratulations on successfully solving the case of "Lin Chong mistakenly entered the White Tiger Hall". You will be rewarded with 1 skill point, please cherish it. 】

Sure enough, there is only this one, and there is no reward for exposing that person's intention to drug her just now. It seems that "the wool comes from the sheep", and her skill points in the Water Margin can only be found on these Water Margin characters.

Ximen Qingqing once again used that little bit on his jumping skills.

Now her jumping ability becomes——

【Jump: 23】

Still not enough.

Ximen Qingqing put his finger on the jumping skill, and this skill immediately gave a cheap explanation——

[As long as your non-qi is strong enough, it is enough to break your legs, come on, I am optimistic about you! 2333】

Pooh!Dog system!

No, no, no, she has to maintain the pure and beautiful girl design, and can't scold, can't scold.

Ximen Qingqing was constantly reminding herself that the human setup should not collapse, and she forgot to put down her raised arm, which happened to touch the person passing by her side.

Ximen Qingqing turned her head and smiled apologetically.

She didn't see the man's face, but she saw a felt hat first. The felt hat covered the man's face, but could not cover the man's strong figure. Pu Dao.

He raised his hand and pressed the handle of the knife against the felt hat, revealing a small part of his resolute chin, showing a chilling air.

He glanced at her from under the felt hat, turned his head and left on his own.

Ximen Qingqing turned around and stared at his back.

This person... is not ordinary.

The author has something to say: Now "whoring" really can't be used in the copywriting, and "brainless cool" can't be written in the copywriting either.

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感谢在2019-12-2801:37:35~2019-12-2902:18:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 7 bottles of white cabbage;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!