[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

The alley was dark, but it wasn't an environment where people couldn't see things clearly.

Ximen Qingqing glared at Pan Jinlian angrily.

My first life's fame has been ruined by this creature like you!

She was actually seen by passers-by when she was pressed against the wall by tentacles. What kind of plot is this... Ah, no, no, I am a pure and beautiful girl detective, no, no, no, I don’t know what a book is, no I've seen it, but I don't understand it, thank you!

Pan Jinlian lowered her head and laughed with a "puchi".

How dare you laugh!

Ximen Qingqing was so angry that his teeth itch.

Pan Jinlian buried her head in her neck with a smile, and whispered: "Don't worry, he didn't see it."

"You..." Ximen Qingqing pushed him away, and found that he could move his hands.

She glanced at Pan Jinlian and looked in the direction of the voice.

I saw an official standing there. The official was handsome, with a dragon and a phoenix, red lips and bright teeth, wearing a soap gauze inlaid scarf, a purple embroidered robe, and an exquisite eight-treasure ring around his waist. Fan rich bearing.

He had a ruddy complexion and looked like he was drunk. He was leaning on the wall with one hand, looking at the two with interest.

Ximen Qingqing turned his face and said to Pan Jinlian, "Go, leave first."

She was about to leave, but the person behind said lazily: "Wait a minute."

Ximen Qingqing ignored the drunkard, turned his head, but saw Pan Jinlian looking like he was waiting to watch a play, and couldn't help but glared at him.

Pan Jinlian covered her mouth with her sleeve and followed behind Ximen Qingqing with her eyes crooked.

Seeing that Ximen Qingqing ignored his greeting, the man hurried forward a few steps, trying to stop him.

The strong smell of alcohol came from behind, Ximen Qingqing frowned and avoided his hand.

She stared at him coldly: "What's the matter, officer?"

The man was taken aback, touched his chin, and apologized: "Forgive me, Xiao Ke..."

Ximen Qingqing said directly: "You have an extraordinary wealth."

"Well?"

Ximen Qingqing stretched out his hand to the man, "Can I see your hand?"

The man smiled heartily and stretched out his hand.

Ximen Qingqing took his hand to look at it, and said, "You have many calluses on your hands, it seems that you like hunting."

He took a deep look at Ximen Qingqing: "Not bad."

Ximen Qingqing looked up at his hair, "You are so dusty, you must have just come to Tokyo from far away, and there are sea salt grains in your hair, you must be from a place near the sea, combined with your accent...you From Cangzhou?"

"Brother is really amazing."

Ximen Qingqing smiled: "Is this considered powerful? That's because you haven't seen my detective skills. You must be well-known in Cangzhou with such rich clothes. You just want to talk to me after hearing a word from me." Getting to know each other, I think you are also a person who generously donates money and has friends all over the world."

This kind of person who is rich and powerful, lives in Cangzhou, and likes to make friends with powerful people, it is really unfortunate that she just knows one.

Ximen Qingqing saluted, "It turns out that he is a member of Chai Daguan."

Chai Jin's eyes brightened, and he looked at Ximen Qingqing with more appreciation, "Xiao Ke is happy to befriend the heroes of the world, and most of those heroes are good at force. Xiao Ke has never seen someone as clever as an official."

He bowed directly in the alley: "It was Chai Jin who offended me before, and I hope the officials will not be offended. Xiao Ke just thinks the words of the officials are very extraordinary, and wants to get acquainted with the officials."

Ximen Qingqing helped him up: "There's no need for that, since different ways don't conspire."

Chai Jin asked suspiciously: "Is there something wrong with Xiao Ke? Xiao Ke is willing to listen to his high opinion."

Ximen Qingqing shook his head and smiled, "There is no need to talk deep when we have a shallow friendship. I will see you again if you have a destiny. Let me tell you more about it."

As she spoke, she dragged Pan Jinlian, who was eager to try, out of the alley.

Chai Jin wanted to ask again, but just as he took a step forward, he saw the lady next to the official turned her head, and the lady's eyes fixed on him.

When he came back to his senses, his back was already wet.

He raised his voice to Ximen Qingqing's back: "This official, Xiao Ke thinks that the fate between you and me is not so shallow!"

Ximen Qingqing pretended not to hear it.

"Why don't you like him?" Pan Jinlian asked with flickering eyes.

Ximen Qingqing: "He shields criminals."

Pan Jinlian suggested with a smile: "Since you don't like him, why don't you let me entertain him."

Ximen Qingqing said unhappily: "You can calm down, have you forgotten the agreement between me and you?"

"Do you dare to say that the protagonist of my world, the beautiful girl detective, is inferior to him?"

Pan Jinlian smiled: "Of course you are the best."

Ximen Qingqing stared into His eyes, and said bluntly: "I don't care if you are going to fight with God or catch up with mysterious creatures, but you are not allowed to attack people."

"As long as you can do it, you can take my life away."

Pan Jinlian sighed: "Officials really know how to play word games. The scope of attacking people is a bit wide. Besides, isn't there a deadline for not being allowed to act?"

Ximen Qingqing smiled slightly: "The deadline is...before I die."

Pan Jinlian laughed lightly: "The officials really have a good plan. If this is the case, wouldn't it mean that I can't deal with humans, and I have to do everything possible to save your life?"

She blinked at him, and smiled innocently: "You are a mysterious creature, the god in your mouth, is this difficult for you?"

Pan Jinlian bent down facing her, put one hand on her knee and raised the other.

Ximen Qingqing crossed his hands in front of his face, looking vigilant, "Hey, what are you going to do again?"

His finger turned into a tentacle in an instant, passing through the gap between his hands, one tentacle was divided into two halves, one half of the tentacle pinched the tip of the other half of the tentacle, and then suddenly let go, the other half of the tentacle seemed to bounce back It bounced onto Ximen Qingqing's nose like a rubber band.

"Well!"

Hateful creature!

He looked at her blankly, as if he was not looking at her, but her human nature.

He said indifferently: "It's a terrifying human being who can even charm mysterious creatures."

Ximen Qingqing: Well, I'm able to seduce you, so blame me?

His hand returned to normal, "I promise."

Ximen Qingqing covered his nose and said, "If you promise, you agree. What are you doing by flicking my nose?"

He smiled: "Because it's very pleasant."

Gan!

……

The two dawdled, and as soon as they walked away, they bumped into Lin Chong who was coming back from his father-in-law's house.

He stumbled and lost his mind, holding a piece of paper in his hand.

Ximen Qingqing was standing right in front of him, but he didn't see it, and even bumped into it.

She glanced at the paper in his hand, it was his letter of divorce.

"Hey?"

The sound she made woke Lin Chong up.

Lin Chong glanced at Ximen Qingqing, and tears flowed down his red eyes.

"East building."

Such a big man, he hugged Ximen Qingqing's shoulder and cried bitterly.

Ximen Qingqing: I'm really sorry, even though I'm a famous detective, I don't know how to comfort a divorced man.

"Hmm...why are you um... with Mrs. Lin? If you're worried about Gao Yanei, I can guarantee that he won't come to harass you again."

Lin Chong choked up and said, "Is Lin Chong a person who is afraid of things?"

Ximen Qingqing said frankly: "You seem to be quite timid, and you are afraid of offending the high-ranking and powerful people."

Lin Chong choked, and the words he wanted to say were blocked in his throat.

Lin Chong: "However, Lin Chong is definitely not someone who will abandon his wife because of these things. This is what my wife begged. My wife was worried about my safety and feared that she would bring me disaster, so she forced me to write a letter of divorce. Book."

Ximen Qingqing thought for a while and asked, "Has something like Gao Yanei molesting your wife happened before?"

Lin Chong raised his head in surprise: "How does the East Building know?"

"Frozen three feet is not a day's cold. Miss Lin can make up her mind and make such a decision. I am afraid that it is because of these incidents that she worries that it will bring you disaster one day, so she forces you to write a letter of rest. book."

Ximen Qingqing said, "Did she ever tell you what she will do in the future?"

Lin Chong: "She said it was all her fault. She wanted to go back to her hometown with her father-in-law and live on the property."

Ximen Qingqing shook his head and sighed: "The delicious steamed stuffed bun is missed by the dog, so how can you blame the steamed stuffed bun for being too delicious? Poor, respectable, and pity Mrs. Lin."

Lin Chong lowered his head: "It's all because of Lin Chong's incompetence..."

Ximen Qingqing sneered: "The world is too bad, the bad guys are arrogant, how can there be any reason to blame the good guys for being too good?"

Lin Chong stared at Ximen Qingqing nervously: "These words can't be..."

He paused, lowered his head, and said desolately: "What Dong Lou said is true, but Lin Chong is just a coach, and he really can't do much."

Ximen Qingqing: "That's not necessarily true."

Lin Chong looked at her suspiciously, but she waved her hand.

"Come to me if you want to do something for justice and truth."

Ximen Qingqing tiptoed and patted him on the shoulder, "Although the power of one person is small, it may not be impossible to turn things around."

……

When Ximen Qingqing returned to the mansion, he ordered Dai'an to go to Mrs. Lin to give her some money, and told Mrs. Lin that if Mrs. Lin was willing, she could take care of the property of Ximen's family in the countryside, and she would protect Mrs. Lin and her family. Mrs. Lin's father's.

Ximen Qingqing stared at the candlelight and thought about it: "Tell her, after careful consideration, you can decide whether to accept it or not, because even in a place like the countryside, there are many people like Gao Ya Nei, who can hide for a while, but can't hide." A generation."

Dai'an agreed.

Ximen Qingqing took a sip of tea.

Dai'an blinked her eyes, and said with an ambiguous smile: "The official has taken a fancy to Mrs. Lin, do you want me to be an official..."

"Pfft—" Before he could finish speaking, Ximen Qingqing sprayed Dai'an's face with a sip of tea.

"Official..." Dai'an had a bitter face.

Ximen Qingqing pointed to the door and said angrily, "Let's go, let's go."

It's not that you don't know what's going on with me, and you can still make such a proposal. In your heart, Ximen Qing is a big bastard?

Dai'an knew that he had offended the official, but he said out of the good intention of the official: "The official is alone in Tokyo, and he doesn't even have a bed warmer. When he is in the mansion, the official cannot lack a bed warmer. now……"

Ximen Qingqing stopped.

This Dai'an really thinks that she has something to do with Chen Shi, Li Jiao'er and Zhuo Di'er, right?

Ximen Qingqing went up against the police.

Dai'an: "Ah, the villain is going to pass on the message for the officials."

After that, he quickly ran away with his tail between his legs.

Ximen Qingqing felt wronged.

She can't write a protagonist below the neck, and she is slandered and innocent.

Even if I really did it!

……

During the past few days in Tokyo, Ximen Qingqing dealt with Ximen Qing's business in Tokyo, and sorted out Ximen Qing's memory. During this period, Ximen Qing's original business partners had to deal with it.

One day, a slightly older official who visited Ximen Qingqing said: "I have heard for a long time that officials are good at sex and moon."

Ximen Qingqing kept smiling: "Where is it, it's just a false name, it's just a false name."

That's not me!

The official smiled and said: "Has the official seen our Tokyo Shangting leader?"

Ximen Qingqing: "This is unprecedented..."

She searched Ximen Qing's memory, and knew that the head of the Tokyo hall was the oiran here.

She opened the mouth and said: "I have always wanted to meet, but there are often things that do not allow me to meet."

The official said: "I have nothing to do today, why don't I accompany the officials to see this brilliant Li Shishi who has spread far and wide."

Teacher Li... Unfortunately, I am not interested.

"I still have……"

"Today I'm the host, if the officials don't come, they won't give me face."

His eyes flickered, and he said with a smile: "I also got some good medicines this time. Since officials are good at sex, I must try it."

Ximen Qingqing's eyes met his, and his expression, which was not interested at first, suddenly became full of interest.

This guy's eyes... the intention is probably on me, I want to see what trap you set for me.

Ximen Qingqing said with a smile: "Then respect is worse than obedience."

The author has something to say: I saw that the little angel said that my title copywriting has a familiar feeling, it must have read the other three of my four famous works of Su——

"[Journey to the West] The Poor Monk Is a Fake Monk" by Su Shuang, a female Tang monk, on her journey to the West.

In "[Red Mansion] Baoyu is a Fake Second Master", Jia Baoyu's Journey to the Dream of Red Mansions, the twelve beauties in Jinling are all men.

"[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a False Lord" female Lu Bu fights for hegemony in the world.

That's right, I wrote it all, and it's all finished. In addition, I have already read all four famous books in this book "[Water Margin] Ximen is a Fake Official"!

I started writing in 2017, and I finally fulfilled the wish of Su’s four famous works. I’m a little excited when I think about it~

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感谢在2019-12-2700:50:03~2019-12-2801:37:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Wangxian; 10 bottles of Lianfuyinhai; 1 bottle of Snoopy Brown;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!