[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

"Brother, you..."

Kong Liang wanted to say something more, but Kong Ming was afraid that he would say something embarrassing, so he picked up the pillow on the bed and threw it on his head.

Kong Ming shouted: "Shut up, what nonsense!"

Kong Liang hugged the pillow with an angry expression.

Kong Ming hurriedly said, "Have you ever seen someone do that without taking off his pants?"

Kong Liang hammered the pillow and said, "How do I know this, I have no experience."

Kong Ming stood up, held Kong Liang's ear and walked outside, "What have you been thinking about all day, I think you are going to wake up."

"Hey, bro, it hurts!"

Kong Liang yelled and was slipped out by Kong Mingti.

Ximen Qingqing opened his eyes and sat up.

She covered her forehead and said helplessly, "I just want to ask you something, why is it getting more and more troublesome?"

She tidied up her robe and checked the situation inside the house.

Seeing that no one was guarding the door, she sneaked out.

Not to mention that Kong Liang and Kong Ming finally spoke, but when they came back, they found that the captive had disappeared. What a commotion, Ximen Qingqing found the stove step by step.

She lied that she was a newcomer, and while talking to the servants of Kongjiazhuang, she helped them cook for them.

"Song Jiang? It seems that such a charcoal-like gentleman came a few days ago, and his surname is indeed Song."

"Yes, the surname is Song! I also heard that Dalang and Erlang in our Zhuangzi worshiped the surname Song as their teacher and learned some kung fu. Hey, let me tell you that the surname Song is not very good at kung fu. How dare you teach our Dalang and Erlang..."

Listening to the aunt who was cooking for a long time, Ximen Qingqing changed the subject and asked, "Has Song Jiang left Kongjiazhuang?"

"I left, I left a long time ago. If you want me to say that our Kongjiazhuang is also a small place, Song Heitan can't live in a small place at first glance. Hey, when the pretty girls in our village come to him, he will Ignore..."

Ximen Qingqing: "Then do you know where he went?"

"I've never heard of this. Da Lang and Er Lang should know."

But it's a bit troublesome to pry the news out of their mouths. Does it need her "charm" to come back out of the rivers and lakes?

Ximen Qingqing rubbed his chin, and asked again: "Then, did Dalang and Erlang of our family cause any trouble in the village before? How did I hear that they fought with outsiders today?"

The aunt swam around in the pot with a frying spoon, and said casually, "Fighting? Isn't this a common thing? Erlang has a bad temper, and Dalang is not a person who can bear it. In this way, almost every few You have to fight with people every day, either with the servants of the rich man's family, or with some men in the village, well, you just get used to it."

Ximen Qingqing: "No one cares?"

Auntie: "What happens in the village is settled in the village, who will report to the officials if nothing happens."

Ximen Qingqing sneered.

Stereotypes.

After asking what he wanted to know, Ximen Qingqing patted the ashes on his hands, and found an excuse to slip out of the kitchen.

……

As she walked through the courtyard, she bumped into a fashionable man.

The so-called fashionable dress in this era means that men wear a four-season flower on their hair. If there is no real flower, it is the same to have a fresh flower on the hairpin.

To be able to dress up like this in Kongjiazhuang is probably the Kong Dalang Kong Ming.

The two had just met each other, before Ximen Qingqing could do anything, Kong Ming immediately pinched his nose and looked up at the sky.

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

"Are you okay?" Ximen Qingqing asked in a friendly manner, and took a step forward by the way.

Kong Ming took a step back in response, pointed at her and shouted, "Don't come here!"

Ximen Qingqing tilted his head and smiled, "Your nosebleed hasn't stopped yet?"

"How do you know..." He glanced at her, and suddenly felt something coming out of his nose.

Ahhh!what happened to him!This person is really a monster like what his brother said!

He glared at Ximen Qingqing angrily, and his nosebleeds became more violent.

He said in a muffled voice: "Where are you evildoer!"

Ximen Qingqing was speechless.

Just judging from the names of the two of us, readers who skip the chapters and read here without looking at the title and copywriting may think that this is a hodgepodge of colleagues from "Water Margin", "Jin X Mei" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Listen to you again In that case, there is also "Journey to the West" in this co-author, right?

Ximen Qingqing took another step.

He quickly looked up at the sky, "Stop, stop quickly."

Ximen Qingqing came over, put his hand on his shoulder, and asked doubtfully, "How innocent are you? Just looking at me makes your nose bleed?"

Kong Ming gritted his teeth for a while.

Ximen Qingqing asked curiously, "Then if I touch you, will your blood bleed more?"

Ximen Qingqing raised his hand and poked his cheek with his index finger.

Ruined.

Kong Ming originally covered his nose with his palm, but now the nosebleed "tick-tock" fell on his chest through his fingers, blooming deep and shallow plum blossoms.

He was so ashamed that his face turned red.

"Do you... know... who I am!"

He gritted his teeth and glared at her.

Ximen Qingqing: "Oh, Da Lang who is about to die from a nosebleed?"

The redness on his face spread to his neck.

He was ashamed and angry, "You...you really don't know what to do, you know me..."

Ximen Qingqing touched the tip of his nose.

Kong Ming didn't know if he was bleeding too much, he was dizzy for a while, and fell down.

Ximen Qingqing reached out to stop him, but because of lack of strength, he fell heavily to the ground.

Kong Ming's entire face was smeared on the ground, and he looked miserable.

Ximen Qingqing squatted aside and poked him with a fan, "Hey, hey, is he still alive?"

Kong Ming remained motionless.

After a while, his muffled voice came from below, "Don't look at me."

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "What if I have to watch it?"

Kong Ming: "You are really... hateful!"

He clenched his fist and hammered the ground hard.

"Wait, wait for me to recover, I must make you pay the price!"

He said he wanted her to pay the price, but he still didn't even dare to look at her.

Ximen Qingqing let out a "tsk".

Although it was not good, she felt the pleasure of bullying others.

Ximen Qingqing poked the back of his neck with his fan.

The slightly cool touch made Kong Ming shiver uncontrollably.

The white and greasy nape of the neck was also dyed a peach color.

Ximen Qingqing looked at it for a while, then asked him slowly: "Have you studied martial arts?"

Kong Ming: "Naturally!"

Ximen Qingqing: "It's not like that."

Out of unknown emotions in his heart, Kong Ming was very disgusted with her tone of looking down on him.

He said harshly: "My master is Song Jiang, Song Jiang, do you know?"

Ximen Qingqing laughed, "This...of course I've heard of it, but didn't he run away in a hurry? He was like a street mouse, everyone shouted and beat him."

Kong Ming said angrily: "No!"

"Oh?"

"My master is respected by people, knowing that he is in trouble, many people even invite him to take refuge, Mr. Chai, do you know? He invited the master, and the Zhizhai Huarong of Qingfeng Village is also brothers with the master. , Master said to go to Huarong's place, and Huarong will definitely treat him well."

Ximen Qingqing: "Oh, so that's the case."

"So, Song Jiang went to Huarong's place?"

She hit the back of his head with a fan, and there was a crisp "pop".

"Thank you."

Kong Ming cursed secretly, and wanted to get up, but his waist suddenly sank, as if someone was sitting on him.

There's no one else here... just...

Damn!

Kong Ming only felt that the blood in his whole body was clamoring, and it rushed up to his nose. He almost bleed out all the blood, and his body was so weak that he couldn't move.

Ximen Qingqing wrapped his hand around the red whip that he carried with him.

He was weak and powerless, allowing Ximen Qingqing to toss about.

He said weakly: "What are you... going to do to me?"

Ximen Qingqing patted his head, "Be honest, your brother..."

Before she finished speaking, she heard a cry not far away—"Brother!"

She turned her head, and saw Kong Liang tremblingly looking at the two of them, "You...you...hiccup! Brother hiccup! You are actually the lower hiccup!"

Kong Ming: "..."

He gritted his teeth, "You idiot!"

Ximen Qingqing squinted his eyes, "You came just in time."

She waved in Kong Liang's direction.

Kong Liang hesitated for a moment, and was about to come, but was kicked from behind.

Kong Liang struggled desperately, "Who! Who is it!"

The man behind him quickly tied him up.

Kong Ming: "You...are you in the same group?"

"What are you going to do to our two brothers?"

Ximen Qingqing: "What are you doing?"

She got up and said coolly: "Of course you are brought to justice. Don't think that no one can do anything to you if you hide in such a small place. If you are not punished, I'm afraid you and your brother will do more crimes and cause more crimes. irreversible consequences."

She snorted softly, "Sweeping black and evil, you are the ones who get rid of it."

Both Kong Ming and Kong Liang looked unconvinced, but neither of them dared to look at her.

This man is simply poisonous.

Kong Liang asked anxiously: "Who are you? Are you poisonous, or some kind of monster? Now I have to rely on monsters to protect me?"

Ximen Qingqing: "Of course I'm human, I forgot to introduce myself."

Her fan flicked a flower on her hand, revealing the word "truth" she wrote a few days ago.

"I'm Ximen Qing."

Kong Ming and Kong Liang both gasped.

Kong Ming almost lost his voice: "Jade-faced Judge Ximen Qing!"

Kong Liang: "Why did you come here!"

Ximen Qingqing had nothing to hide, "Of course it is to track down Song Jiang's whereabouts. Thank you for telling me."

She smiled at Kong Ming.

Kong Ming let out a cry of "Damn it" and kicked the ground hard.

But it's too late even if you regret it all.

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "People always have to pay the price for what they do, so accept the lesson obediently."

She looked at Wu Song who broke into the yard just now.

Wu Song nodded, and grabbed the two brothers Kong Ming and Kong Liang.

Ximen Qingqing said: "I will take you to meet your father now, and after you bid farewell to him, follow me."

Kong Ming and Kong Liang looked unhappy, but because they were controlled by others, there was nothing they could do.

……

Seeing Ximen Qingqing and Wu Song grabbing his two sons, Kong Taigong turned pale with fright.

Ximen Qingqing revealed his identity and explained the crimes of the two.

Kong Taigong hurriedly asked someone to bring gold.

Ximen Qingqing refused to accept it, and Kong Taigong thought it was because he gave less, so he quickly ordered someone to bring more.

"Excuse me, my lord. I will prepare food and wine for you. My lord, you see, I only have two sons. Can you..."

Ximen Qingqing said: "I don't care about the judgment of the case, it depends on how the county magistrate judges."

Kong Taigong frowned: "But, this is not what you said..."

With one hand across his chest, Ximen Qingqing held the fan with the other, and used the tip of the fan to pull the gold on the end plate twice.

"So, is this how the officials here come to handle cases and they can be sent away with some money?"

Kong Taigong was taken aback for a moment, wondering if he should tell the truth.

Wu Song sighed, and said to Ximen Qingqing: "Not only here, but also the official missions of every government government handle cases like this, filial piety is indispensable everywhere."

Ximen Qingqing cursed inwardly: What a fucking era!But what's even worse is that although the times are backward and the law is unfair, she still wants to maintain the majesty of the law.

Ximen Qingqing brushed away the gold and was fair to Kong Tai: "You don't need to give me any more money. I have as much money as I want, but I always care about one thing."

She stopped talking, turned around and left.

Wu Song pulled Kong Ming and Kong Liang to catch up with her.

Kong Taigong was leaning on his stick, so he had to keep hitting the ground with his stick, and cursed at his two sons, "You've committed a crime! You have committed a crime! I told you not to be so arrogant, but you just didn't listen..."

When people make mistakes, they must be punished.

Although justice may be late, it will never be absent.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-03-1023:18:37~2020-03-1123:55:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: it was originally one from Jiutianxi Zhongzhou;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 3819901915 bottles; Yao Xiaoli 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!