[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

The sun was shining brightly outside, and there were hiccups in the house.

Ximen Qingqing saw that he had hiccupped for a long time and did not seem to stop, so he said helplessly, "What are you going to say? Let's talk later."

The hiccupping person hammered his chest hard, barely able to speak, but hiccupped from time to time.

He stared at Ximen Qingqing, then lowered his eyes quickly, "Who are you? Hiccup! Why... Hiccup, you can't get along with me?"

Song Qing broke through the crowd and stopped Ximen Qingqing, "Nonsense, you are the ones bullying Ximen officials!"

"Huh? Hiccup!"

Wu Song also pushed aside the crowd and came over, pointing to the messy dishes on the table, said: "We came earlier than you, and we also ordered wine and meat, but the owner said no, and when you came, we served good wine without stopping. The meat is served again, are you and the shop owner planning to bully us together?"

The man raised his eyebrows, glanced at Ximen Qingqing's face, and asked the owner in a drawn-out voice, "What's going on!"

The owner of the store was startled when everyone got into a ball just now, and he didn't know who punched him several times on his face, and his eyes turned into panda eyes.

He mournfully said: "This is prepared for you in advance, how can you just give it to others."

The owner of the store was an old acquaintance with this person, so he could only hold him tight, hoping to save himself.

Ximen Qingqing sighed, "Do you dare to say that you don't have any more in the kitchen? You are just deceiving us because we don't look like rich people."

The owner flinched, his eyes wandered, as if he had been broken by Ximen Qingqing.

That person: "Hey! Hiccup! So what if he doesn't sell it to you? Hiccup!"

Ximen Qingqing: "It's okay, I just don't like seeing people bullying others."

"Who... hiccup! Bully someone! It's obviously you hiccup! The first move!"

Ximen Qingqing looked at Song Qing.

Song Qingfei shook his head quickly, "How could it be that I made the first move? I know the taboos of officials, and I am a guilty person. How could I make a mistake?"

"It was the servants of his family who pushed me at will. I didn't notice it for a while and bumped into another person. They thought I did it on purpose and started to fight!"

The man glared at his servants angrily, "Is that so? Huh?"

His temper was not good, and the servants were trembling, no one dared to speak at this moment.

He snorted coldly, looked at Ximen Qingqing again, and said arrogantly: "Then why belch, I just bullied you!"

It's so fucking weird, it's okay to talk to others, but as long as you talk to this official, he keeps hiccupping.

Ximen Qingqing frowned, "I don't know what to call it?"

He raised his hand, "People in the Jianghu call it the Duxing hole hiccup... the bright one is here."

Ximen Qingqing: "Oh, it turned out to be Kong Hiccup Liang, what a unique name!"

Kong Liang's face was almost blue with anger, "You...you...you...hiccup! Hiccup!"

Grass, looking at this pretty face, he couldn't stop hiccupping again!

After Chai Jin listened, he suddenly said, "Kong Liang? Is he one of the Kong brothers in Kongjiazhuang?"

Kong Liang: "You have good eyesight."

Ximen Qingqing tapped his palms with his fan, "Brothers Kong, Kong Ming, Kong Liang, I am looking for you."

Kong Liang turned his face away, trying not to look at her, "What do you mean?"

Ximen Qingqing: "Is Song Jiang still in your Kongjiazhuang?"

Kong Liang paused and replied, "Who is Song Jiang?"

Ximen Qingqing sneered and jumped off the table.

Song Qing quickly helped her up.

Ximen Qingqing touched the wet hair to the back of his head, "Don't pretend, you paused for a moment just now, and your breathing was short, obviously you have an impression of the name Song Jiang."

She stared at Kong Liang firmly, and approached step by step, "Not only do you have an impression of this name, but you also know the crime he committed. You are deliberately covering it up for him."

Kong Liang turned his head abruptly, "You..."

When he turned his head like this, he was facing the eyes of Ximen Qingqing who were close at hand.

He opened and closed his lips, forgetting what he wanted to say.

"Hi... hiccup... hiccup!"

He covered his mouth, hiccupping with his shoulders still trembling.

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Is there nothing else to say?"

"I hiccup!"

Kong Liang looked irritable, "You hiccupped...you hiccupped me...what!"

Ximen Qingqing: "You should explain honestly first, is Song Jiang still in Kongjiazhuang?"

Kong Liang: "It's gone, it's gone, it's long gone, you're late."

Wu Song said: "Don't be fooled by him, officials like him. People like him don't cry when they see the coffin."

Kong Liang: "You bastard..."

He turned to Wu Song and was about to scold him, but Ximen Qingqing stepped in and blocked his eyes again.

Kong Liang hurriedly turned his head away from looking at him, "What are you doing!"

Ximen Qingqing rubbed his chin, "It's strange, what did I do to you? Why don't you dare to look at me?"

Kong Liang gritted his teeth, "You still have the guts to say it."

"Anyway, the one you are talking about is called Song Jiang, who has already left. I don't know where he went. My brother and I only entertained him because of his fame."

Ximen Qingqing's eyes flashed, "Is that true?"

Kong Liang: "Can I still deceive people?"

Ximen Qingqing chuckled inwardly, I'm afraid you not only want to deceive people, but also want to do something to me, your malice towards me is a bit serious.

Ximen Qingqing nodded, "I see, I'm sorry."

She takes a step back.

Kong Liang took people ready to leave.

When he was about to step out of this hotel, he didn't know why he looked back at her again.

"belch!"

Hmph, it's better not to watch it!

Kong Liang shook his head and left.

"Officials?" Wu Song and the others didn't understand why Ximen Qingqing let them go so easily.

Ximen Qingqing waved his hand with a smile, "I have my own plan."

Wu Song glanced at Ximen Qingqing up and down, "For making the officials so embarrassed, they should pay a price."

Chai Jin: "Kong Liang is one of the people we are looking for. They say Song Jiang has left, so I don't know where he went."

Just as Ximen Qingqing was about to say something, his eyes suddenly went dark.

It turned out that Huarong found a square scarf from nowhere, and put it directly on her head, blocking her sight.

He put his big hand on her head and rubbed her head.

"Hua Rong!"

Hua Rong smiled, continued rubbing her hair with both hands, and finally wiped her hair half dry.

He lowered his head and said softly: "Brother, you are covered with the aroma of fine wine now, making people intoxicated by smelling it."

Ximen Qingqing pressed his fan against his forehead and pushed him away.

Hua Rong smiled brightly, "You don't need to ask any more, Dong Lou has a gap in his heart, he should have a plan."

Ximen Qingqing nodded with a smile, "Yes, I will tell you my plan in a while."

After speaking, she found the shop owner who was shivering behind the counter.

When she lifted him up, the shop owner panicked and said, "Don't hit me, I know I was wrong."

Ximen Qingqing sighed, "Sorry for getting you involved in this innocent disaster."

She took out some gold, "This is your medical expenses and compensation here."

The store owner's eyes widened.

There are many powerful people walking around, and disputes often occur in the store, but no one will come to compensate him.

The store owner grabbed the gold and shook it in his mouth.

"Really...really..."

Ximen Qingqing: "It's just some gold, and I don't need to fool you with fake ones. Look, I'm not someone who can't afford money, right?"

"Shop owner, don't judge a person by his appearance in the future."

The shop owner smiled "hehe" with a face that was disfigured by the beating, "I see, I see, you are really a good person."

Ximen Qingqing: "Oh? That Kong Liang and his elder brother are not good people?"

The store owner pouted.

Ximen Qingqing smiled and put another ingot of gold on it.

The shop owner's eyes lit up, and he immediately took it into his arms, "Oh, actually, I also know that the man who beat me up just now was actually one of Kong Liang's subordinates, and has nothing to do with officials and others. Ruthless, you offended him, it's too bad."

"How to say?"

"A strong dragon does not overwhelm a local snake, and the local snake here is the two brothers of the Kong family."

The shop owner told two things about the fierce fight between the two brothers.

"It's not that there have been murder cases, but because it's a small place, and the victims are poor villagers, they give some money and send it away."

Ximen Qingqing: "So they are a pair of village bullies."

The store owner smiled wryly.

After Ximen Qingqing found out about the situation, he greeted several people to leave, and made arrangements like this and this.

……

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

Here, Kong Liang took the villagers in the village to leave, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he couldn't swallow this breath.

Does that man who looks like a little lady know some magic tricks, so that he hiccups when he sees her? It's really embarrassing!

Kong Liang stopped suddenly, turned around and said, "No, I can't just let him go."

"you!"

Kong Liang pointed to a few people and asked them to secretly capture Ximen Qingqing.

Those villagers shrank and said, "But, when he stood on the table, he said that he was an official."

"official?"

He was so busy looking at the man's face and hiccupping that he completely forgot what he had said.

Kong Liang thought for a while, but still couldn't swallow the breath.

"An official is an official, what is there to be afraid of, looking at her thin, small and dusty appearance, she is probably a new official somewhere, don't be afraid!"

Kong Liang pinched his waist and showed a smirk, "Besides, why don't I invite him to Kongjiazhuang as a guest?"

Several people under him did not dare to disobey him, so they did as he said.

……

The carriage stopped under the tree, and everyone sat on the rocks to rest. Ximen Qingqing walked to a small river alone and washed his face.

She sniffed the neckline.

Tsk, it smells like wine.

She felt that she was almost becoming a wine goblin.

At this time, she noticed several people reflected in the creek.

Those people were holding a sack and tiptoed close to her.

Ximen Qingqing raised the corners of his mouth, as if he hadn't noticed, and continued to fiddle with the stream, disturbing the reflection in the water.

Suddenly, a shady curtain descended from the sky, completely engulfing Ximen Qingqing.

Even the villagers did not expect it to be so smooth.

"Let's go, let's take it to Kongjiazhuang."

There was a sound of hurried footsteps.

Ximen Qingqing folded his arms, closed his eyes, and silently listened to their footsteps, guessing their route.

She was carried by two people, like lying on a hammock, and was carried unsteadily all the way to Kongjiazhuang.

She was carried to a place and put on the ground,

The cool air from the ground seeps up from the back.

"Hey! What are you doing!" Kong Liang suddenly shouted.

The village man asked honestly; "Didn't you want to bring him back?"

Kong Liang: "Hey, idiot, I said it's not this, don't put it on the ground, what are you doing on the ground, put it...over there."

"But there's a bed over there."

Kong Liang: "What nonsense! Do whatever I want you to do!"

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Put me on the bed?what do you want to do to me

The village man obeyed his orders, and moved Ximen Qingqing to the bed again with a humming sound.

Ximen Qingqing lay down comfortably and remained motionless to see what Kong Liang was going to do.

"Okay, you all go down."

After a while, Kong Liang said impatiently: "Go, go, what are you still standing here for!"

"Yes, yes—" The footsteps gradually faded away.

At the same time, there was a distinctive sound of footsteps walking in the direction of Ximen Qingqing.

The man stood in front of the bed, and after a while, there was another sound of rubbing clothes, and he seemed to squat down slowly.

Ximen Qingqing felt his leg was stabbed through the sack.

"Are you still alive? Why are you motionless and not struggling? Could it be that they still knocked people out?"

Kong Liang: "Tch, I'm not caring about you, I'm just taking a look."

The sound of cloth rubbing against each other sounded again.

Ximen Qingqing felt that the place near her hand had sunk, and Kong Liang seemed to be kneeling on the bed with one leg, reaching towards the mouth of her sack.

He untied the mouth of the sack, but did not move for a long time.

Ximen Qingqing was patient and did not move.

After a long time, Kong Liang chuckled, "Your feet are smaller than ordinary men, it's really ridiculous."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

He lifted the sack up again and stopped.

Ximen Qingqing was completely speechless.

Please, give it a good time, what are you doing all of a sudden?

She felt her ankles were gently held, and the scorching heat penetrated through her pants and almost burned her.

Before she could be surprised, the person holding her was startled.

He jumped onto the ground suddenly, and said to himself: "What, I just saw that his ankles are too thin, I just tried to see if I could hold them with one hand, no, no, I didn't think about anything... hiccup! hiccup ! It's stupid... hiccup!"

Kong Liang started hiccupping crazily again.

He covered his mouth and went to the table to find water.

Ximen Qingqing heard him scold again, and went out with the water bottle.

After a while, footsteps re-entered.

"Brother? Brother..."

The shouts got closer and closer, until they saw Ximen Qingqing's sack.

"what is this?"

The man stared at Ximen Qingqing's accidentally exposed ankle, his white and greasy skin made people dizzy.

His heart skipped a beat, and he thought in disbelief: Could it be that his younger brother has become enlightened for the first time in more than 20 years and brought back a civilian girl?

He stood still and thought for a while before taking a step forward.

He sat on the bed and said in a low voice: "It shouldn't be covered in a sack like this when you bring the girl you like back home."

He lifted the sack up little by little, revealing Ximen Qingqing's men's attire.

He frowned and took off the whole sack.

He tilted his head, "It smells so strong."

He threw the sack aside, turned his face, and only then saw the face of the man lying on the bed.

He was taken aback immediately.

Afterwards, he felt cool under his nose, and something dripped down.

He looked down, only to see that the mattress on the bed had been stained red by his constantly bleeding nose.

He hurriedly covered his nose, but the blood flowed more and more, even splashing on Ximen Qingqing's body.

He couldn't find anything to wipe, so he could only wipe it with his sleeve. After a long time, his nosebleed slowly stopped.

He wiped away the blood from his nose and brushed the hair off Ximen Qingqing's cheeks.

"With such a face, it's no wonder my brother... no, is this a man or a woman?"

"Why does it still smell like wine?"

He lowered his body and sniffed Ximen Qingqing's hair.

"Brother! What are you doing!" A loud cry woke up Kong Ming.

He hurriedly looked up at his brother Kong Liang.

Kong Liang's eyes were wide open, his pupils trembling, obviously terrified by the scene in front of him.

Kong Ming frowned, "Why are you yelling? Is this something that can be preached loudly?"

You tied someone back yourself, and you still do it with such fanfare!

Kong Ming's words reminded Kong Liang.

Kong Liang immediately ran to the door and closed it.

He ran back again, pointed at Kong Ming and said, "Brother, you're still talking about me, are you crazy?"

He swallowed hard, and said angrily, "He's a man, you just fucked him like that? There's blood everywhere!"

Kong Ming: "...shut up!"

Ximen Qingqing pretending to be dizzy: "..."

The author has something to say: I think Kong Ming and Kong Liang in Water Margin are two spiritual guys + village tyrants, but because their names remind me of Kong Ming, who I didn’t enjoy writing in Three Kingdoms, I decided to give them special treatment.

Let Qingqing personally arrest them~

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感谢在2020-03-0923:59:53~2020-03-1023:18:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: it was originally one from Jiutianxi Zhongzhou;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: it was originally one from Jiutianxi Zhongzhou;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Wu Ji; 2 bottles of Xiao Chen;. 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!