Those years when I was Mingzhu

"That idiot in Yuhu...cooperate with me and persist for a few more rounds before rushing to die..."

The little old man in the kimono straightened up tremblingly, trembling all over.

"As soon as someone denies his broken pot, he loses his sense of control. Is he an idiot? He..."

He complained over there, his body was shaking all the time, as if he was very timid.

But maybe the ghost king is obviously more deterrent to him. Even though he is afraid of becoming that virtuous, he still has no intention of shrinking or running away.

This old man... how do you evaluate it?

He looks like a ghost, with a big bump protruding out of the top of his head, which looks like a flat peach, with horns on his head, and he has a knowledgeable Mediterranean hairstyle.

Are the winding strings so ugly?I can't help but fall into deep thought.

Suddenly remembered that when the system was talking about the cannonball brother, he still complained about other people's ugliness.

After seeing these two in front of me, I felt that it was necessary for the system to apologize to Senior Brother Xiao.

At least he still looks human, except that there are a few more tattoos on his face, and his eyes are a bit strange like wearing custom-made colored contact lenses, but other aspects are... not bad?

Leaving aside his character, maybe even a little bit of handsomeness that belongs only to the spirited guy?

System: "Don't think so much about what you have and what you don't have anymore! Come on, Shan!!"

Ok.

I practiced the method of rubbing oil on the soles of my feet again, and rushed straight to the old ghost, and cut off his head when he said "Damn it, don't bully me, don't bully the old man".

"Is this... finished?" I was a little surprised.

Why not use bleeding ghosts?

System: "No, no, winding is too easy to kill in this case, it's too strange for you to complain in your heart for so long that this old guy has been standing still stupidly... Ah, look, let me just say, it really split into There are two."

"Talking too much, hey!"

"And! What kind of trouble is there in such a happy tone! Which side are you on!?"

I questioned the system and swung my knife decisively again.

Then it becomes four...

I thought to myself that this can all be played at a table of mahjong: "Yuanyi, what do you think?"

And Yuanyi, who was obedient and obedient from the very beginning, who was hanging around my neck, now had a behavior other than being in a daze.

I saw him pass his small hand over my side face, pointing straight at a bush that was so lush that it almost touched a person's calf.

"?"

Could it be, what he meant?

Completely killing the mystery of the dead splitting ghost in front of him, hidden under that bush?

Sure enough, his move seemed to shock the mahjong quartet in front of me, and they began to attack me from different directions with the attacks they were good at.

However, I have no party at all.

Ignoring them directly, handing over his back to the four ghosts with peace of mind, he headed towards the direction Cai Yuanyi pointed out just now.

behind me--

The ghost engraved with anger in its mouth was released and bounced back by the lightning strikes, and it trembled and danced Hecan really dance in the dark night.

The ghost who tried to fan me with a round fan and blown himself into a shooting star was improvised by the system "I will definitely come back~~~"

The ghost who laughed happily and released the ultrasonic wave at me shocked himself into a deaf descendant.

Holding the cross-pattern gun, the hero who rushed up to poke me was bounced back by the mysterious irresistible force and poked himself into a sieve.

No matter what kind of attack, as long as it is all hostile to me, it will be judged to be effective, triggering [Attack Rebound] to return to them.

Even if the original attack might be ineffective against them, as long as it is judged as "will cause harm to me", it can be applied to them.

That's why I don't take them seriously at all, and just let them make a fuss.

Sorry, a strong man with hair can really do whatever he wants.

By the way, the goldfish monster that the ugly pot ghost used to test me before was also hit by this skill and hit him.

So, following Yuanyi's guidance, I easily found the ultra-condensed miniature old ugly ghost hiding in the low vegetation.

And just as I was about to slash this guy down with my sword before he was about to run away, a fluent, childish voice broke into my ears without saying hello.

"My lord, I want to try."

Me & system: "..."

Me: "Fuck? (Chinese Mandarin)"

System: "Fuck? (Chinese-Japanese bilingual)"

The system and I looked at each other subconsciously.

Immediately I: "Hey!! He talked, he talked, he talked, he talked, he talked, he talked!! Hey, why did he suddenly want to talk to me? Is it because of the favorability task? Cocoa, but I haven’t seen Yuanyi in the Warring States dungeon yet, right? Hey, hey, no, no, no, it’s so cute compared to this cute voice! Hey, he’s called when I’m dead I, my, my brother, hey ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah hagsbhdhsnwa&%#[email protected]&!!"

"Hey, hey! Enough is enough, hey! I'm going to lose my ears from the noise, hey! Sober up and stop crying and rolling your face on the keyboard! Ghosts will be scared away by you!"

The system blocked my dirty treble while covering my ears, reminding me to look at the little old man in front of me who was so frightened that his feet slipped and rushed out.

I covered my ears as if I wanted that immature and beautiful child's voice to remain in my mind longer.

Ahhhhh!Why don't you have a tape recorder at hand!I really want to record it and play it in a loop a hundred and eighty times, damn it!

Next time I am willing to speak up, maybe the children of the two of Snake Love can play soy sauce, I am not reconciled! !

"I'm really going to slip away! Hurry up! Be kind!" The system hastily reminded me.

"Okay!" I put Yuanyi on the ground from my back at a very fast speed, and handed my sun wheel knife into his hand, "Hey w, here you are ww, Yuanyi www, even if you miss it, it's okay Oh www! I... my brother will finish the wwwwwww for you!"

I heard me say it in a very doting voice. (System: Be normal to me, the kind old father's expression is too sloppy)

Enichi, who was holding a Japanese sword that was extremely disproportionate to his body, jumped up more standardly than me when I was awake, caught up, and swung the sword smoothly.

I followed behind him to ensure that the range of my [Attack Rebound] skill covered him, and witnessed him chopping off the head of the mini old ghost with a firework that was as bright as the sun with his golden sword.

"...Slaying ghosts starts from dolls, is this really okay..."

Seeing the mahjong quartet and the little old ghost turned into ashes, the system fell into deep thought in the field of early childhood education.