Those years when I was Mingzhu

The only fortunate thing is that Yuanyi in my hand has not been lost yet.

Just as I was pressing the handle of the sun wheel knife on my waist, I was squatting slightly, taking a good posture, mobilizing all my attention to my hearing and preparing to deal with the attack that would come from nowhere in the next second, what was going on in my mind? The system came up with a distasteful word:

"Honey, do you know how to breathe?"

I:"……"

This is a question not worth pondering.

The answer is of course I can't, at least when I rescued Ji Guo's father, I have already passed the verification and proved that I can't when I am awake.

The reason why he puts on a complete set of postures is just to look handsome in front of Yuanichi, and to look handsome as a mature adult.

Seeing that I was brutally stabbed by my teammates, I put away the knife and stood up again. I changed Yuanyi, which was originally encircled by my left arm, to the other hand, and used my non-dominant left hand to hold the knife.

I'm not sure if I would pull the unhealed wound on my shoulder if I swung it with my right hand.

"Don't underestimate me, you can still do double-strike and other things," but I still said stubbornly, "I haven't eaten pork and I haven't seen it..."

While speaking, a red afterimage rushed towards me.

"—A pig climbed a tree!?"

While the invisible enemy was rushing towards me, I quickly swung the saber, and the solar saber was thrown out, piercing the tree like a snake hidden in the shadows and mist with precision. "pig".

At the same time, the huge monster that was trying to harm me was thrown away by the invisible barrier, and bounced along the original track with an incredible retrograde to the tree that was hit by my knife just now.

There was a loud bang, and the creature caught by my hearing was hit by the attack skill he released and fell to the ground.

The next moment, the one that fell from the tree and could be seen by the moonlight was a... an ugly ghost with my solar saber stuck in its neck.

System: "Damn it."

Me: "Damn it."

System: "I've never seen such an ugly ghost."

Me: "Hey hey hey he's still shed his skin, it's so disgusting... My knife is defiled, can I still have it?"

System: "Is that just some kind of goldfish? It's even weirder than the goldfish weed I saw at the Assistant Officer of Hell."

"And..." the two of us said at the same time, "It's really a wicked chamber pot."

"Enough!! Shut up! It's not a chamber pot, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The ugly guy over there seemed to be poked by something suddenly Become very annoyed, "Are you dissatisfied with my work!?"

"Well, it's not that I'm dissatisfied," I said, shrugging my shoulders with paralyzed hands, "It's just that, facing such an ugly and crooked chamber pot, I guess even the desire to relieve it will disappear immediately, right? System."

System: "Hmm!"

"I told you it's not a chamber pot!! You're so annoying, you muttering blond-haired stinky brat who only knows how to talk to himself without aesthetics!"

"Oh, oh, it's not symmetrical. Is it because the eyes of the person who made this pot are crooked? Uh, puff, puff, what a pity."

"Hey, it's so noisy, it's so annoying! You dare to talk nonsense and chop up your tongue and sew it on my next work, you bastard!!!"

Roaring like this, the ghost's anger seemed to have climbed to the limit.

In front of me, he twisted his body and drilled most of his body out of a jug that was hard at first glance and didn't even open a crack when he fell from the tree.

Originally, the evil ghost's two places where the eyes should have grown were replaced by lips, and the part that should have been the mouth was cracked like an eye socket, and there were eyeballs with engraved words inlaid in the middle... Such a look is very worthwhile. People complained.

And when he got out of the pot as a ghost, I realized that the other party's body was covered with restless little hands that were trembling with flowers and branches.

Alas.

This guy...does he really think he is some kind of performance artist when he grows up like this?

Or! !

Is this Wu Mi's new hobby? (Discover Huadian)

This brother has grown into such a virtue, could it be that he did it entirely to please Wu Mian? ?

Then... it's really not easy to be the boss's subordinate.

System: "You're just making up some superfluous stuff! Don't add such a strange hobby to Boss Scrap, he'll cry! I really can't stand it anymore, hey!!"

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Stop looking at my pot with that kind of eyes!"

The ugly pot ghost over there was irritated again when he saw my "disapproval" expression written on my face with all my mental activities.

This guy seems easily irritated.

"Even if you happen to slander 'that lord', I will not have the slightest fear of you because of it!"

"Quickly take the trick and let me die quickly! Blind man who doesn't know how to appreciate art! Idiot!"

As he said that, he activated the vampire technique and released an army of millions of salted fish, which came straight towards me in a menacing manner.

"Hold me tight."

I yelled at Yuan who was transferred to my back, and quickly ran towards the range that the salted fish could not reach.

The moment I jumped up, even I was startled by my own speed.

The dizziness of motion sickness passed, and when he came back to his senses, he was already standing in front of the ugly pot ghost.

The two of us looked at each other for a moment, and then I picked up the sun wheel knife that fell at my feet with lightning speed before he reacted and issued the next vampire spell at me next to him. It is the easiest to use The Ping beheaded him.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Okay, he died at the speed of light.

"I always feel that I'm so powerful?" I said to the system in my mind with some disbelief, "Whether it's running speed or reaction, everything has become so fast."

It is even possible to kill the opponent before the enemy finishes reading the skill bar!

Is this the scenery seen by the strong standing on a high place?

The system snorted: "Don't be complacent, and don't look at how much money I kryptonite for you, and," he said again, "using the breathing method will make your burden a little lighter."

I think he's right, because I feel the wound on my shoulder start to tear and hurt again, as if... it's getting wet and hot.

After all, the wound was still affected, and the lungs were a little uncomfortable because of the rapid movement and the frequency of swallowing oxygen too fast.

But, it's not over yet.

A paralyzed little old man crawled up tremblingly from among the rotten fish that disappeared with the death of Aladdin's ugly pot ghost.

He just wanted to approach me furtively, but I still caught the sound of the clothes rubbing against the ground.

So at that time, I dodged the army of salted fish and let him take this fishy blow for me.