That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Before Guo Jie could continue to question his wife, Qi Ying's call interrupted everything.Reluctantly answering, Guo Jie intends to quickly end the conversation with her, and then continue to question his wife.

"Hello? Guo Zi, have you lived well these days?"

A familiar voice came from the receiver, and Guo Jie held his forehead weakly. Qi Ying often had nothing to do and then suddenly called him to chat, and each time he talked, he would talk for a long time.

"Not bad, what's the matter?"

"Hey...that...hey..."

Qi Ying's obscene laughter and hesitant tone made Guo Jie feel more in danger. He rubbed the goose bumps on his arm because of Qi Ying's laughter, and said into the microphone angrily: "Speak quickly!" Say! I still have something to do."

"You are so ruthless." The voice from the receiver complained, "Then I'll just say it in a simple and rude way, it's not summer vacation, I'm going home from vacation, and I plan to stop by to see you. "

Guo Jie twitched his lips, saying nicely, why did he come to see him, he was obviously here to blackmail him.Every time Qi Ying came to visit him during the holidays, he would pay him a fortune, either a seafood meal, or an American pizza, and the last time it was a McDonald's.Moreover, both of them have big appetites, and they can eat a lot of money from him every time.

"No price, please don't come here. I haven't accepted the manuscript this month, and I haven't paid my fixed salary yet. Please forgive your black hole-like stomach."

"Bah, people with bigger appetites than me are not qualified to say that. Let me tell you, it's useless if you don't like it. I'm just telling you to give you a vaccination. I'll find you tomorrow morning, bye. "

After Qi Ying finished speaking, she hung up the phone and did not give Guo Jie a chance to speak. Guo Jie held the phone in front of her eyes and pouted at the screen.come to me?You also need to know where I live, right?Scum!

Having a premonition that Qi Ying might call or send a text message to ask for his address again, Guo Jie snorted, turned off the phone, and ran to the restaurant to look through the refrigerator.

Guo Jie was so absorbed in looking for untouched takeaways in the refrigerator, or eating leftovers, that he completely forgot about the wife who seemed to be confessing to him.

When Guo Jie remembered the "episode" with his wife before, it was almost twelve o'clock in the morning. Guo Jie held his eyelids that were about to be completely closed, and opened the Weibo app on his mobile phone. The chat history between him and his wife was still there. Guo Jie blinked at his wife's "I'm just kidding". The wife should be asleep by now, right?How about going to find him tomorrow?Thinking of this, Guo Jie resolutely gave up asking questions, closed Weibo and fell asleep instantly.

At six o'clock in the morning, Guo Jie was awakened by noise.Rubbing his eyes full of confusion, Guo Jie looked towards the door with some complaints.What happened today?He clearly told Lu Chen that if he needs to go to work on Saturday morning, he must move gently so as not to wake him up, right?

Wait, it's Sunday... Lu Chen doesn't go to work!

Scratching his head, which was sleeping like a chicken coop, Guo Jie yawned and walked towards the door to see what was wrong.However, before he could reach the door, the door was pulled open abruptly. After seeing the scene outside the door clearly, Guo Jie also froze at the movement of covering his mouth and yawning.

"Hi! Good morning!" Qi Ying greeted him with a smile. Behind her was a helpless Lu Chen, who seemed to be planning to stop her but didn't.

"..." Guo Jie stared blankly at Qi Ying with a bright face, his brain stopped thinking like a machine stuck without lubricating oil, until Qi Ying curiously stretched out his hand and waved it in front of his eyes , he came back to God.

"How do you know that I live here?" Guo Jie asked her dumbfounded as she opened her hand waving like a windshield wiper in front of her eyes.

"Don't ask me, Shanren has his own tricks. I remember you said before that you would wash your ass and put yourself in a good position to wait for me?" Qi Ying glanced at him up and down, and gave him a disgusted expression: "You didn't wash the gum in your eyes, bad review."

Feeling the corners of his mouth twitch twice, Guo Jie suddenly didn't want to continue talking to her, he rubbed his face, turned and walked towards the bathroom.

"Stop!" Qi Ying stretched out her hands to grab his shoulders, and forced him to stay where he was going to wash his face and brush his teeth: "Stop, promise me to take me to eat later, otherwise don't even think about leaving."

Guo Jie looked at her right hand resting on his shoulder like a heavy pendant, holding back the bleeding pain in his heart, and nodded slowly.

"Well, let's go." Seeing that he agreed, Qi Ying let go of his shoulders and waved his hand to signal that he could go: "Hurry up, I haven't had breakfast yet, I'm just waiting for you to invite me."

Clutching his chest, he walked into the bathroom that came with the guest room. After washing, Guo Jie picked up his bag and checked how much money was in his wallet. He took out his mobile phone to check the bank balance. After thinking for a while, he walked to the room. The front door was locked decisively.

If you have the ability, you kicked the door away!Otherwise, I will not go out even if I die!

But Guo Jie forgot that there is another way to open the door without violence at all.

"I see you finished washing, shall we go?" Qi Ying stood outside the door with a smile, shaking the spare key in his hand that was shining.

Guo Jie cast a resentful glance at Lu Chen behind her, took the wallet and stuffed it into his small backpack dejectedly: "Let's go, I'll treat you to breakfast."

Anyway, it’s just breakfast, at most you can eat steamed buns, and if you want to be more luxurious, you can have noodles and steamed buns, how expensive can it be?

It can be as expensive as it can be.

Guo Jie, who was standing at the entrance of the restaurant, thought so.

Seeing Qi Ying who was beside her walking in, Guo Jie, whose feet were already weak from fright, quickly grabbed her elbow: "You want to eat here?!"

He was a little unable to control his volume, causing several people who were walking towards the hotel to stop and look back.Looking at the two onlookers dressed in elite suits and leather shoes, Guo Jie looked down at his very simple dark blue jeans, and the anime T-shirt that cost 19 yuan and [-] free shipping. He immediately felt ashamed .

"That's right, there's a buffet event here today, all you can eat at 99." Qi Ying, who was dressed similarly to Guo Jie, snapped her fingers, her sparkling eyes filled with desire for food.

"All you can eat at 99?!" Guo Jie's eyes lit up, and he suddenly felt that his waist was no longer sore and his legs were no longer weak, and he would have the energy to run another 250 meters. "Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!"

He didn't even bother to let go of Qi Ying, he just dragged her and ran towards the hotel.

Lu Chen, who had stood behind the two of them for a long time, looked at their backs silently, paused for a while, and felt that the eyes of the crowd watching them before had gradually fallen on him, he straightened his tie in a hurry, and took a leisurely walk into the hotel.

However, after stepping through the revolving door of the hotel, Lu Chen saw Guo Jie and Qi Ying who were stopped by the waiter.They seemed to be arguing about something, and both of them looked a little annoyed.

"What's wrong?" Lu Chen frowned, and hurried forward to block the waiter and the two of them.His subconscious mind told him that Guo Jie must have caused some trouble again, so he turned his head and looked at Guo Jie: "What are you doing?"

As if irritated by his distrustful attitude, Guo Jie suddenly suppressed the angry expression on his face, raised the corner of his mouth and smiled coldly, and pointed to the waiter standing in front of him: "What am I doing? You ask him Can't it be more clear?"

"It's such a gentleman." The waiter stepped forward and nodded politely to Lu Chen: "Our hotel has rules, and you are not allowed to enter if you don't dress up, but this gentleman not only doesn't listen, but also speaks bad words to us. Insulting, and planning to break into our hotel. I don't know what relationship you have with this gentleman, but please persuade him."

"How dare you spread rumors!" Before Lu Chen could turn his head, Guo Jie roared again, "If I don't show off, you'll think I'm a sick cat?" Fight that waiter.

"Okay, stop making trouble!" Lu Chen stopped him irritably, "Don't be ashamed, go eat somewhere else."

Guo Jie confronted him for a while, and after confirming that his strength was indeed inferior to his, he smiled softly.Throwing off Lu Chen and controlling his hand in order to make him less excited, Guo Jie turned around and took Qi Ying's hand who was about to say something, "Let's go, go to a higher-level place to eat." She pulled straight out of the hotel.

It seems that because of anger, Guo Jie took big steps and felt that he could not keep up with his steps. Qi Ying took his hand and tried to calm him down, but Guo Jie didn't seem to feel it. Still go so fast.

"Slow down!" Guo Jie didn't stop until he staggered.Seeing his rising and falling chest, Qi Ying scratched her head, and patted his shoulder guiltily: "I'm sorry...it's all my fault, you insist on treating me to this restaurant..."

Guo Jie glanced back at Qi Ying, seeing her guilt-ridden expression, with her head lowered, she suddenly felt relieved, and he patted the top of her head lightly: "It's okay, it's not yours." Wrong, they were the ones who made the rude remarks first." Thinking about the waiter just now who pointed at Sang Huai and satirized them for their shabby clothes while preventing them from going in, he was very angry.

"Then... what shall we eat?" Qi Ying raised her head aggrievedly, pointing to her hungry belly.

The corner of Guo Jie's mouth twitched as she looked at her technique of pretending to be pitiful, which was almost in line with his, um...was he so stupid when he pretended to be pitiful to Lu Chen?

"Do you want to eat steamed stuffed buns?" A familiar scent wafted in the wind, and Guo Jie raised his finger and pointed to a small, dilapidated steamed stuffed bun shop not far away but surrounded by many people.

"eat!"

From a buffet meal in a high-end hotel to squatting on the side of the road and eating buns sold in small roadside shops, this gap is actually quite big, but fortunately, the buns taste really good, and the two of them still ate very happily.

The two squatted on the side of the road and each finished four big meat buns and two large cups of freshly ground sweet soy milk. Under the terrified eyes of customers queuing up to buy buns, they hummed a song and prepared to go home.

Lu Chen, who had just caught up with the two of them, saw such a scene. He couldn't help laughing, and stretched out his hand to Guo Jie: "Let's go, go home."

"Bah." Guo Jie, who was obviously still angry, opened his hand and made a very ugly face at him.

Looking at the back of his hand that was slightly red, Lu Chen's eyes twitched indistinctly: "...Do you believe that I deducted all your fixed salary."

"...Boss! I made a mistake, boss!"