That facial paralysis you dropped your book

"Are you here to play too?" Xu Wen, who was standing at the door of the haunted house, finally found Guo Jie before he tried to leave quickly. He raised his hand with a smile and waved at him.Guo Jie looked at his bright smile, and subconsciously turned his head to look at Lu Chen, whose expression was not fluctuating, and then smiled at Xu Wen with some guilt: "Um... yes, are you coming to play too?"

"No, I'll wait for someone." Xu Wen shook his head, reached out and pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose.

wait for someone?What should not wait is... Guo Jie's gaze quietly glanced at Lu Chen behind him again. Seeing that the other party's expression was still calm, Guo Jie felt inexplicable anger rising in his heart.He made an appointment with his boyfriend and brought him here to play, and then put on an expression of "I don't know anything"?

"That's it...hehe, then I won't bother you, let's go first." Guo Jie laughed a little embarrassedly, and walked quickly towards "Around the World". Looking at him, it seems that he can't wait to run away. Get up and forget it.

"You're here too?" Xu Wen cast his eyes on the person standing behind Guo Jie, smiling gracefully, "Aren't you going to chase after him?"

Lu Chen glanced at him, shook his head, "Forget it, I'm afraid of heights."

Guo Jie walked all the way to the door of "Around the World", and subconsciously looked back, but he didn't see Lu Chen.He probably went to accompany his boyfriend, Guo Jie thought to himself, feeling an inexplicable urge to laugh.Suppressing the weird feeling in his heart, Guo Jie shook his head and trot towards the ticket office in order not to continue thinking about it.

The best way to forget about unimportant things is to squeeze them out by doing something else quickly.

Walking into the interior of "Around the World", Guo Jie was surrounded by him, feeling a little disappointed.The so-called "Around the World" looks just like a giant movie theater. After thinking about the exorbitant ticket price, Guo Jie felt like he was paying a lot of money to watch a movie. seat.

When Guo Jie came in, there were still 10 minutes before the start, and the audience entered the arena one after another, while he was bored looking at the blank screen.What is "Around the World", there are no advertisements or previews before the start, and people just watch the screen with nothing and wait for other people to enter the venue, which is really a big bad review!

The 10 minutes that passed while waiting was really slow. If he hadn't glanced at the time on his phone before entering the venue and confirmed that only 10 minutes had passed, Guo Jie would have felt that he had been waiting for an entire hour.

The surrounding lights were suddenly turned off, and the whole movie theater was suddenly plunged into darkness. However, Guo Jie, who had almost lost all interest, was no longer excited. " expression.

However, when the project officially started, Guo Jie's eyes widened in surprise.He felt that his seat was gradually vacated, and the soles of his feet could no longer touch the ground.Finally, he understood why Guo Jie, who had been reminded by the staff to fasten his seat belt before he came in, hurriedly buckled his seat belt, and there were many crisp sounds of seat belts being buckled from all directions.

The moment he fastened his seat belt, the screen suddenly turned on, but it was not only the screen in front of him that lit up, but also the one under his feet.Guo Jie looked down, then raised his head and glanced in all directions, only to realize that every part of this theater seems to be a screen.

The scene on the screen is very realistic, and with the explanation in a pleasant voice, the scenery will change constantly. Seeing the Eiffel Tower in France passing under his toes, Guo Jie opened his mouth wide in surprise.At this moment, he felt like a free bird, flying over the most representative scenes and objects in each country. When he walked out of the theater, Guo Jie's feet were still trembling a little, but his At this moment, there is only one feeling left in my heart.

Teemo's really cool!

Guo Jie stepped out of "Around the World" excitedly, but when he saw who the person standing outside was, he suppressed the excitement on his face.

"It's over?" Seemingly unaware that Guo Jie was in a bad mood, Lu Chen walked up to him as usual and asked him, Guo Jie glanced at him, turned around and left with a snort.Lu Chen, who didn't know what he was doing wrong, looked at his turning around in a daze, frowned but didn't say anything, just followed behind him silently.

What Xu Wen said to him just now still lingered in his ears, and what he couldn't refute was also true.

Guo Jie, who had been striding forward, felt that Lu Chen who was following behind him seemed to be falling behind. He stopped and turned around, and found that Lu Chen was looking down at the ground at this moment, thinking about something.

"..." The urging words came to his lips, but they were swallowed by Guo Jiesheng, and he turned around and continued walking.Lu Chen is older than him, so there is no danger of losing him, and besides, he has all his real boyfriends, so why worry about it by himself?

Guo Jie walked out of the playground in a fit of anger, and Guo Jie stood in front of the parking lot, stunned.He came here in Lu Chen's car, so if he wants to go home, he has to wait for Lu Chen to come and drive. Of course, he can take a taxi back without waiting, but...

After wiping his shriveled wallet in his pocket, Guo Jie pursed his lips a little bit aggrieved.It's quite a long way from here to home, and it takes a lot of fares.

In the end, Guo Jie decided to stand in front of the car and wait for Lu Chen to come over, silently disgusting himself.

The whole journey was silent, and the moment he arrived home, Guo Jie went straight into the guest room.I don't know why the mood is still so bad until now, Guo Jie didn't bother to change his clothes and pants, and fell directly on the bed.

"What's the matter..." He frowned, talking to himself, but talking to himself couldn't make him think clearly.

Cover CV on the Broken Pot: Ma'am, are you there?I want to ask you something.

After struggling for a long time, Guo Jie still plans to talk to his wife who is only a gun. After all, the wife seems to be a person with a lot of emotional experience. Maybe she can not only answer his questions, but also give him a good suggestion. Woolen cloth.

I just jerk off today: What's wrong?

Not long after he started working, Lu Chen felt the phone in his pocket vibrate. He stopped his work and took out his phone to reply Guo Jie.

Cover CV on Broken Pot: Ma'am, you are so quick to reply...Actually...I just want to ask, if you have a crush on someone, how does it feel...

Looking at the words displayed on the phone screen, Lu Chen couldn't help raising his eyebrows, but quickly frowned again.

I just jerk off today: Do you have someone you like?

Cover CV on the Broken Pot: No, no!Oh, how can I explain it to my wife...

Seeing Guo Jie's reply, Lu Chen subconsciously raised his head to look at the snow-white wall in front of him. At this moment, he had imagined the troubled expression on Guo Jie's face behind the wall.

He suddenly asked himself such a question, he must be tempted by someone.Lu Chen propped his right hand on his temple, and began to guess who that person was.

"Could it be..." Suddenly remembering Guo Jie's abnormal behavior this afternoon, Lu Chen pursed his lips and frowned tightly.

The cover CV on the broken pot: It's just... I suddenly feel that I pay too much attention to a person today, and it's obvious that the other person has a boyfriend... Ma'am, am I shameless?

Lu Chen watched the part of "had a boyfriend" in the message he sent for a long time, until his eyes started to sting because they hadn't closed for too long, then Lu Chen closed his eyes.

Guo Jie has been out of order since this afternoon, and it seems that it started when they met Xu Wen.Thinking of meeting Xu Wen in the afternoon, who told him that he had a boyfriend, Lu Chen opened his eyes and saw the two messages that Guo Jie sent because he hadn't replied for a long time, and suddenly felt an impulse in his heart.

I just have a shot today: If this is the case, I suggest you find someone to fall in love with, and dilute the existence of this person with a better relationship.

The cover CV on the broken pot: madam, are you kidding me?If I want to fall in love, I need someone to ask for it! _(:3」∠)_

Looking at the facial expression sent by Guo Jie, and thinking of the "Old Gay" hanging on the introduction of the other party's Weibo, Lu Chen burst out laughing.After he had had enough of laughing, he looked at the message from Guo Jie, and clicked on the virtual keyboard quickly like a ghost.

I just jerk off today: Well, what do I want from you?

However, after this message was sent, the other party did not reply until it was completely dark when there was still some peripheral vision.

Lu Chen smiled wryly for no reason, and tapped the keyboard slowly.

I just fucked one shot today: Just kidding.

Guo Jie was shocked, he felt that he had received the biggest shock ever.His beloved wife actually confessed to him...!Yes, yes, this is a confession!What to do, the wife asked him if he wanted him, what to do...

Guo Jie felt that his eyes were blurred, and he felt dizzy in his head. He really just didn't wake up, right?

Throwing the mobile phone in his hand under the pillow, Guo Jie took off the T-shirt and jeans he was wearing and threw them on the ground. He pulled the thin air conditioner and was pulled towards him. He rolled it up and went to sleep, completely forgetting that the other party was still waiting. Follow his response.

When Guo Jie was woken up by the urge to urinate, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.Because Lu Chen's anger for not asking himself to eat was quickly replaced by the panic that he forgot to reply to his wife, he hurriedly fished out the mobile phone that was pressed under the pillow, and after clicking on the Weibo app that was automatically closed, the first thing that caught his eye was It was the sentence "just kidding" sent by the other party.

Looking at those simple four characters, Guo Jie heaved a sigh of relief.Fortunately, the wife was joking, if it was serious... Guo Jie brain-filled his masturbation-only looks, and couldn't help shaking.

Don't blame him for making me too wretched, my wife, who only masturbated today. After all, how could a handsome boy have such a wretched ID? Besides, it would be more enjoyable to practice those poses than to draw a little yellow book. .

Lu Chen, who was put in the cauldron of wretched men: "Ah-choo-!!??"