That facial paralysis you dropped your book

As if he had found a savior, Guo Jie hastily pressed the switch, and the originally dark study room suddenly became bright.The sudden bright light made Guo Jie close his eyes a little uncomfortably, but his heart gradually settled down.

After confirming that his eyes could adapt to the light in the room at the moment, Guo Jie slowly opened his eyes after fully preparing himself.However, just when he saw everything that happened in front of him, his eyes widened suddenly, and then he staggered and couldn't stand still. He sprained his right foot that was better, and fell to the ground with a "plop".

At this moment, there are only two words that are constantly circulating in Guo Jie's mind.

"Finished".

Guo Jie was lying on the ground, looking at the large art mannequin with broken joints in three or four places with a dazed expression, and the broken model was reflected in his eyes, while Guo Jie scolded Lu Chen for being a pervert in his heart , while searching for a solution.However, time waits for no one. The phone alarm clock that Guo Jie had set "The boss has dinner when he comes home" rang on time. He pressed the phone that was vibrating while ringing, and immediately began to panic.

Although Lu Chen didn't know why he didn't push the door in when his alarm clock rang today, but the alarm clock rang, which proved that if he didn't fix the big model quickly, he would be "justified on the spot" by the boss who returned home. /law".

Guo Jie trembled with fear at the thought of Lu Chen's terrifying expression when he saw the shattered mannequin.He didn't even bother to get up, he climbed directly to the wreckage of the mannequin, and began to try to put the model back together.

Fortunately, this mannequin was originally detachable, and its quality is quite good. Those joints that look broken are actually not damaged, they just came off, as long as they are put back together, there will be no problem.When Guo Jie looked proudly at the mannequin he had repaired, Lu Chen strangely didn't go home yet.

Feeling very lucky, Guo Jie jumped out of the study room while leaning on the wall while humming.Completely ignoring the bookshelves on the surrounding walls, one after another of pornographic books signed by the author "I only jerk off today" and old and new art professional books.

Immersed in the ease of not being discovered, Guo Jie didn't even think about why Lu Chen, the owner of a game company, had such a large art mannequin in his study.He was stumbling to the light switch in the living room. After turning on the light in the living room, Guo Jie began to hop on one foot and move to the sofa again.

When his butt touched the soft sofa, Guo Jie couldn't help but let out a comfortable sigh.At this moment, the stomach that started to feel hungry gurgled.Rubbing his stomach that began to sing the song of protest, Guo Jie looked at the door with some mourning, and agreed to bring food?What time is it!

While complaining in his heart, Guo Jie moved his eyes to the wall clock in the living room, and the time displayed on it was already 08:30 in the evening.Guo Jie was taken aback for a moment, and his previously stretched eyebrows slowly frowned.Lu Chen is a person who has a good sense of time. Although he sometimes has a sudden whim to go to some small restaurants far away to buy food, he will never go home after eight o'clock.And if it's overtime, Lu Chen will definitely call back.Guo Jie stared at the moving second hand of the wall clock, frowning even more tightly.

The persecution paranoia seems to have started to flare up again. Guo Jie stared at the slow-moving second and gradually became restless. He thought for a long time, and finally stood up and staggered towards the door.

As soon as he picked up his shoes, Guo Jie felt a movement coming from the door, as if someone was opening the door with a key.Guo Jie was taken aback for a moment, then leaned over the cat's eyes and took a look.However, just this one glance scared Guo Jie to the point where his hair would explode.

The person who was opening the door was not Lu Chen.

Guo Jie didn't know when he developed his hand speed. He quickly put down the shoes in his hand, and then turned the anti-lock knob on the anti-theft door. The people outside the door obviously noticed that although the key turned the lock, it could not open the door. , The friction sound of the key and the door lock also became louder.Guo Jie shrank back in fear, but thinking about the strength of the anti-theft door, he still had the courage to shout outside the door: "Who is it?!"

The sound of the key spinning in the lock stopped abruptly with his shout. Guo Jie peeked out from the peephole again, and found that the strange man threw the key on the ground in a vented manner, as if leaving the door. outside.

Guo Jie looked at it for a while, and saw that there was still no one outside the door. He originally planned to reach out to unscrew the lock, but the moment his fingertips touched the somewhat cold metal, he stopped again, and turned his eyes again. Moving back to the cat's eye, as expected, he saw the strange man walking back to the door again.

He didn't seem to give up yet, picked up the key again and began to poke at the keyhole. Guo Jie carefully observed the man's physique and height through the cat's eyes, and then glanced at his right foot, which had just been twisted again. , I suddenly had a feeling of not knowing what to do.He glanced up at the wall clock, it was already nine o'clock.

Just when Guo Jie's attention was drawn away by why Lu Chen hadn't come back yet, the anti-theft door suddenly made a muffled sound, as if something had slammed heavily on it.

Guo Jie felt that the hairs all over his body stood on end at that moment, and he quickly took a few steps back, but he forgot that he had twisted his right foot just once again, and he fell back on his back after taking two steps. on the ground.However, the loud noise on the anti-theft door did not stop, and it rang two or three times the moment he fell.

Hearing the almost uninterrupted muffled sound, Guo Jie suddenly had a feeling that the anti-theft door might be smashed.He staggered to his feet, limped back to the anti-theft door that kept vibrating with the muffled sound, and stretched out his hand to resist the anti-theft door with all his strength.His eyes glanced at the cat's eye on the door, and he really couldn't hold back his curiosity, and looked out through the cat's eye.

With just one glance, Guo Jie was so frightened that he froze in place. He saw that the thief who was trying to pick the lock was thrown on the door again and again, and with a grin on his face, he threw him against the door. The person who fell was Lu Chen who hadn't returned for a long time.

Lu Chen's expression made Guo Jie feel scared, he removed his hand against the door, and began to carefully observe the movement outside.

Lu Chen always had the upper hand, until he found the bunch of keys that had fallen on the ground, and when he was distracted to pick it up, the previous thief found the opportunity and pressed it on the door.Seeing the thief raise his fist and hit Lu Chen who was temporarily immobilized on the anti-theft door, Guo Jie opened his eyes wide. He quickly unscrewed the anti-theft lock and opened the anti-theft door violently.

The door that opened inward was suddenly opened, and the two people outside the door immediately lost their center of gravity and fell into the door. Guo Jie took the opportunity to pull Lu Chen in, raised his left foot, and kicked Lu Chen hard on the other side. After kicking the thief out of the door alone, Guo Jie hurriedly closed and locked the door, and then sat down on the ground with his feet limp.

Lu Chen, who was suddenly pulled into the house by Guo Jie, didn't seem to have recovered. He sat on the ground clutching the keys with a somewhat dull expression, and looked at the anti-theft door of his house with an expression of not understanding the situation.When he got off work today, he was suddenly cut off by his broken mother and Miss Zhou. He really didn't want to scare the little girl who didn't know the truth, so Lu Chen had to follow them to a coffee shop not far from XO game company " chat".

They sat in the coffee shop and drank coffee for more than an hour. During this period, he wanted to call Guo Jie who was at home, but his mother watched him closely, and he couldn't find the opportunity at all.After eating the expensive but not much dinner, he took advantage of the time his mother gave him and Miss Zhou in the "two-person world" and explained everything to her clearly.To his surprise, Miss Zhou showed no anger, just smiled and told him she would reject his mother, and let him go home.

Lu Chen, who walked out of the coffee shop with a sigh of relief, touched the pocket of his trousers and found that the pocket that originally contained the key was empty, only then did he understand what it means that misfortunes never come singly.He searched around the coffee shop but couldn't find it, and walked back to the company to find it but couldn't find it. Finally, he walked back home with a dark face, but he didn't expect to see a stranger holding a The bunch of keys that he had lost slammed into the keyhole.Then he felt like he was losing his mind.

Finally lucid, Lu Chen rubbed the back of his head which had just been knocked on the anti-theft door. He felt the back of his head swollen and a little painful in the palm of his hand.Frowning and rubbing twice, Lu Chen glanced at Guo Jie who was still sitting on the floor.Only then did he see Guo Jie's trembling legs.

"Now you know how to be afraid?" He walked to Guo Jie, squatted down and looked at his right foot, but the corners of his mouth raised slightly uncontrollably.He knew that Guo Jie opened the door suddenly just now to save himself, and for some reason, when he thought of this, he felt inexplicably happy, and the corners of his mouth twitched even higher.

Even though he had escaped from the previous terrifying atmosphere, Guo Jie, who was still trembling, looked up at Lu Chen when he heard the sound, and when he saw the slightly upward curve of his mouth, he lost his breath.Fortunately, he took such a risk to save him just now, so he took himself as a joke?Not to mention that he left himself at home hungry for such a long time before, without even a phone call.

Guo Jie became angrier as he thought about it, he slapped away the man's hand gently kneading his ankle, snorted and crawled towards the sofa.But before he reached the sofa, he felt someone grab his left ankle, and then dragged himself back: "Don't make trouble, I remember you just kicked him with your right foot and your left foot. See if your ankle is hurt."

After the second sprain, he was forced to bear the weight of his whole body again, and Guo Jie's right ankle was visibly swollen.Guo Jie, who only felt the tingling pain in his ankle at this time, let out a soft "hiss" when Lu Chen's hand covered him.He closed his eyes and was ready to be pinched by Lu Chen again, but this time Lu Chen's movements were very gentle. He slowly opened his tightly closed eyes, stared blankly and seriously pressed his ankle. Rubbing Lu Chen.

He kept his eyes on the hand with well-defined knuckles covering his ankle, and an idea suddenly appeared in his mind.

Damn, what I said before needs to be rubbed hard to get it right? It's farting, it's intentional!