That facial paralysis you dropped your book

An awkward atmosphere permeated the living room, until a news report suddenly started to break through the suffocating atmosphere on the TV.

"The day before yesterday, the police in City S arrested a criminal gang of more than 20 people. According to its leader, the gang relied on disseminating information about houses for rent on rental websites to lure victims to their homes, and then kidnapped them. So far, they have committed dozens of crimes. A total of more than [-] yuan of stolen money was obtained, and there is still one criminal who has not been caught. If the general public has any clues, please directly report to the police or call the TV station, and the police will bring the criminal to justice as soon as possible."

Guo Jie turned his head stiffly to look at the TV. He felt his neck "clicking" with his movements, and the photo of the fugitive attached to the TV screen was like a thunderbolt on his face. My mind exploded, damn it!It doesn't matter which one is not caught, why is it him? !

Looking at that ferocious face, Guo Jie really had the urge to cry, could God be teasing him? More than 30 people are paid for Mao, but this guy who chased him down the street was not caught? !

"What's the matter?" Seeing that his expression was not quite right, Lu Chen took out the shirt that was still resting on his abs and put it on the sofa, then reached out and patted his face: "This guy was chasing him back then. The one you ran?"

Guo Jie turned his head slowly, met Lu Chen's worried eyes, and hugged Lu Chen's waist with a cry: "Boss! Let's discuss it! Before this guy is caught, let me take care of him." Stay at home and don't let me go out, okay?!"

Lu Chen was taken aback by his sudden movement, but before he could respond, Guo Jie tightened his arms around his waist, and kept shouting the three words "OK".Lu Chen, who had a headache from his quarrel, hastily stretched out his hand to break his holding hand, but Guo Jie felt that he wanted to drive him out, so Lu Chen not only failed to push his hand away, but let his hand It tightened even more.

"I didn't say I want you to go out, so let go." Feeling that he was about to be strangled out of breath, Lu Chen spoke a little irritably, and Guo Jie let go of his hand immediately after hearing his answer clearly. , looking at Lu Chen like a good baby.Lu Chen rolled his eyes angrily: "Don't go out these few days, I will bring you dinner back, for lunch, I will make it for you in advance and put it in the refrigerator, lest you order a takeaway and find out that the delivery boy is the one who chased you that day. The guy behind your ass."

Lu Chen's original intention was to make a joke, but unfortunately his expression was not humorous at all, and Guo Jie is a guy with slight persecution paranoia. He usually likes to think wildly. There is no blood.Looking at his appearance, Lu Chen knew that some of his words touched his fragile little nerves again.He thought for a while, reached out and rubbed the top of his head: "It's okay, don't be afraid."

Lu Chen was still immersed in the soft touch of the palm, but after seeing Guo Jie looking at him with the expression of looking at a monster, Lu Chen withdrew his hand indifferently.

Or just forget about making him lunch tomorrow.

However, Lu Chen finally made lunch for Guo Jie, even though it was just a pot of plain porridge.However, when he was about to go out, the guy hiding behind the door and looking at him made Lu Chen somehow want to stay with him.However, as a competent boss, Lu Chen decisively abandoned Guo Jie who looked at him pitifully.

Time passed quickly. During the lunch break, Lu Chen sat in the office and ate lunch packed from the staff canteen, but he was a little concerned about whether Guo Jie, who was alone at home, had lunch. He suddenly remembered that he didn’t know if Guo Jie would Knowing how to use a microwave oven, Lu Chen suddenly felt that his kitchen might be blown up by the brats who stayed at home.The lunch that had been well eaten began to be a little unpalatable. After thinking about it, he finally picked up the mobile phone that was placed on the desk.

Looking at the phone desktop, Lu Chen thought for a while, and finally moved his finger away from the green phone icon. He clicked on one of the several folders on the desktop, and searched for various APP icons. After a while, he finally landed his finger on the Weibo icon.

The Weibo account of the mobile phone is still logged in with the account "I only masturbate today". Lu Chen didn't post or view any Weibo, he directly switched to the private message list, and clicked on the only private chat that he hadn't deleted .

I just jerk off today: Are you busy?

Lu Chen waited for a while, and Guo Jie's reply came quickly.

The cover CV on the broken pot: I am not busy, I am eating XDDD, hehehe, ma'am, have you eaten yet?

Lu Chen raised his eyebrows. Guo Jie always seemed to have a honeyed idiot air when chatting with him who was "I only masturbated once today". He subconsciously rubbed his shirt half-rolled arms. Seeing the "hey hey hey" Guo Jie sent him, he felt inexplicably scanned by the perverted uncle from head to toe.

Suddenly remembering the reason why he specially opened this account to chat with Guo Jie, Lu Chen smiled helplessly. He shook his head, and pushed those dispensable and random thoughts out of his mind.

I just had a shot today: What do you eat?

Cover CV on the Broken Pot: Nothing!The food cooked by my roommate is unpalatable!It’s so unpalatable, I really want to go out and eat delicious QAQ

A certain roommate, Lu Chen, who cooks poorly, said: ...

After receiving Guo Jie's unexpected reply, Lu Chen couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth. He tried to calm down, but in the end he couldn't help his irritable heart that had been silent for many years.

I only had one shot today: That’s right, haha.

After replying to Guo Jie's message, Lu Chen was not interested in seeing what he replied. He quit Weibo with a honeyed and ferocious smile, clicked on the dial interface, and pressed the number of his landline with almost no memory.

"Hey?"

Guo Jie answered very quickly, maybe it was because he had chatted with another person for a while, at this moment Guo Jie's voice was very excited, and seemed to be a little excited.

However, Guo Jie's happiness didn't spread to Lu Chen. Lu Chen heard the word "Hello" with a rising sound, and gave a very indifferent "hehe" in his heart.

"You don't have to eat if you think it tastes bad. I didn't stop you from ordering takeaway." He finished speaking without any ups and downs, and hung up the phone decisively.

Guo Jie on the other end of the phone: "???"

Why would the boss know what he and his wife said?

Guo Jie thought that his boss might have installed a monitor in some corner of the house, otherwise how would he know that he told his wife that his cooking was unpalatable?Guo Jie rubbed his chin, and dragged his swollen right foot to search through the living room, kitchen, master bedroom, and second bedroom of Lu Chen's house. He searched all over the place, but still didn't find the legendary pinhole camera.

Slumped on the sofa in the living room, Guo Jie, who felt that his physical strength was a little overdrawn, slowly panted.Where did Lu hide the camera?When he was looking just now, he almost dug into the neighbor's house downstairs, but he still found nothing.Hugging the pillow next to him into his arms, Guo Jie frowned and stared at the unturned disc light on the ceiling, still thinking about where the boss might hide the pinhole camera.

However, he still didn't figure it out until he accidentally fell asleep on the sofa.

At seven o'clock in the evening, Guo Jie finally woke up from the sofa, throwing away the pillow he was still holding in his hands, and after wiping the drool still hanging from the corner of his mouth, he showed a weird smile.

Thanks to falling asleep on the sofa just now, he had a particularly strange dream, and this dream gave him a particularly great revelation.He slowly shifted his gaze to the tightly closed door of the study, showing a weird and somewhat lascivious smile.

Limping to the door of the study, Guo Jie leaned on the door thinking about how to slip the door to pick the lock, while tentatively twisting the doorknob.Unexpectedly, the door opened with a soft bang.Guo Jie, who was leaning against the door, had no time to react, and just fell into the study.

No one turned on the lights in the study, and he didn't turn on the lights in the living room just now because he thought it was too troublesome to go to the switch. At this moment, the study is pitch black, except for a little bit of light coming in from the undrawn window. There are almost no other sources of light.

Guo Jie raised his head slowly. Just as he was about to get up and turn on the light in the study, he felt a pair of long legs appeared before his eyes...

Guo Jie felt that his heart was about to fly out of his chest at that moment. Lu Chen usually arrives home at 07:30. The person standing in the study at this moment obviously has no chance of being Lu Chen, and there is a saying in Panda Kingdom called Yuehei Feng Gao Killing Night... There is a 90.00% chance that the owner of these legs is a thief, and the remaining [-]% chance is a robber!

Guo Jie bit his lower lip tightly to force himself to wake up a little bit. The owner of those legs has not reacted so far, maybe he is afraid of something.He took a peek at his still sore right foot, he moved his ankle slightly, and felt that it could support it a little bit, so he shouted and jumped up suddenly!

"I fought with you!!"

He roared angrily, and threw the owner of those legs down at once, but there was a crackling sound from the owner of the legs, and Guo Jie pressed on him in a daze, and suddenly felt that the person under him was a little Hard, a little cold, and like... falling apart...

Could it be... the boss hid a dead body at home? !

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin GuoHe rubbed the back of his aching head painfully, but felt that something was stuck in the middle of his back. He touched back, and his eyes lit up.

Very good!It's a switch!