That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Waking up from the dream, Guo Jie took two deep breaths in fright, but the stench seemed to follow him to the real world.He sniffed it again in horror, it was this stench!It smells like the cesspit he fell into in his dream!

However, before Guo Jie figured out why the stench in the dream could be smelled in reality, a black object constantly fluttering in front of him caught Guo Jie's attention, and he tried his best to open his eyes, which were still a little bit closed. , after seeing clearly what was dangling in front of him, Guo Jie finally understood why he dreamed that he fell into a cesspit.

Guo Jie endured the stench, took another deep breath, and then... the air sank to his dantian...

"Hua Xu, do you want to die—?!" Guo Jie let out a furious roar at his dantian, and Hua Xu, who was lying on the side of the upper bunk, almost slipped and rolled off in fright.

Guo Jie looked at his distressed appearance, but did not intend to let him go so easily.Taking a coat casually and putting it on, Guo Jie jumped down from the upper bunk, grabbed Hua Xu who was about to run away, and beat him up.

"How dare you put your stinky sock that can poison people in front of my nose? Are you trying to commit murder?!" Guo Jie yelled while beating his back, and Hua Xu, who was pressed to the ground and beaten violently, was very shocked. Aggrieved and loudly defended: "Obviously you threw my socks into my washbasin first!"

"Who told you to throw them everywhere! Don't you know how smelly your socks are?!" Guo Jie slapped Hua Xu's ass hard: "Next time you throw your socks, I will take advantage of your sleep Pop it in your mouth! Hear that?!"

Feeling the trembling of Hua Xu who was sitting under him, Guo Jie stood up in satisfaction, but before he left the place, Hua Xu who was originally sitting by him hastily arched forward twice to make sure After leaving Guo Jie's crotch, he slowly got up, and before Guo Jie could react, he turned and ran out of the dormitory.

Guo Jie stared at his back in a daze, then at the salute he had abandoned on the spot, smiled and counted to three in his heart, and then looked at the door—as expected, he saw him hiding behind the door frame and staring at him. Hua Xu looked at the luggage.

Guo Jie looked at his bear with some distaste, and pointed to the backpack he had abandoned on the bed: "Go and get it, I won't hit you."

Hua Xu scanned Guo Jie from head to toe in disbelief, and seeing that he did nothing but roll his eyes, he sprinted into the dormitory, grabbed his backpack, turned around and rushed out again.

Guo Jie watched his movements indifferently, turned around, and yawned at his computer, which was not turned on.

Today is Saturday, the eldest has gone home earlier, and the second has run away with grease on the soles of his feet, and now he is the only one left in the whole dormitory... Guo Jie smiled, and hurriedly connected the laptop that was shut down because it was out of power Turn on the power, press the power button and then run to the bed to get clothes.

After getting dressed, Guo Jie took out the microphone and sound card. It happened to be Saturday, and he had to seize this once-a-week opportunity.

After confirming that there was nothing wrong with the dry sound saved last night, Guo Jie went to soak a cup of thick honey water and started recording in an excellent mood.He stopped recording, and stopped to drink a few sips of honey water when he felt his throat was a little tired. When he clicked the pause and planned to go out for lunch, he had already drank a total of six large glasses of honey water.

Afraid of hurting his throat from eating too salty and too spicy, Guo Jie suppressed his hobbies and rushed back to the dormitory after finishing a bowl of tasteless clear noodle soup.

When all the dry notes were finished, the sky was already dark, and Guo Jie glanced at the time in the lower right corner—it was only seven o'clock.He was very happy to save the dry sound, and planned to take a bath first, then go out to eat a good meal, and come back to send the dry sound to the planner when he is full.

When Guo Jie returned to the dormitory rubbing his full stomach, it was already eight o'clock in the evening.Without those noisy roommates, Guo Jie suddenly felt uncomfortable.Scratching his head and kicking those messy things out of his head, Guo Jie turned on the computer, sent the dry voice to the planner, and started playing online games.

Time always runs fast when playing, and Guo Jie felt that he hadn't had much fun when the light suddenly went out.Looking at the disconnection notification box that popped up in the game, Guo Jie yawned and turned off the computer.

After washing his face hastily in the dark, he picked up his fully charged mobile phone and climbed onto the bed.Even though he was so sleepy that his eyelids were constantly fighting, he still planned to check Weibo for a while before going to sleep.

However, Weibo didn’t know whether it was a convulsion or something. No matter how he refreshed it, it was blank. Guo Jie quit Weibo a little bit disappointed, but he didn’t intend to stop it.

I clicked on the interactive group of the radio drama "You Grieving Idiot", which I haven't watched for a long time, and the chats in the group were still lively, and Guo Jie couldn't help but intervene in this harmonious atmosphere.

[Subject] The lid on the broken pot: XD Hello everyone

[Planning] I don’t need oars to row a boat: Hey, the pot is here, it’s just in time, the post-production of the radio drama has been finished, and it will be officially released next Saturday at [-]:[-] pm, remember to go to the forum to grab a sofa then!

[Subject] The lid on the broken pot: Alright, Your Majesty Queen!Yes, Your Lady Queen!

[Planning] I don’t need oars to row a boat: roll on, it’s too late to go to bed, get off quickly (╯^╰)

[Master accepts] The cover on the broken pot: Get out of here, my lord, good night, Your Majesty Queen!

Although Guo Jie was typing like this, he had no intention of going to sleep, and he began to silently peek at the screen.

[Extras A] Mung Bean Bun: Have you watched the TV series that is particularly popular recently?Just that ugly _(:3」∠)_

[Artist] Do you want to eat eggs: There are so many ugly TV dramas, which one do you say?

[Extras A] Mung bean bag: Just the one that just came out, "A Tree with a Crooked Neck on the Mountain", the plot is so bad, I can't stand it as a blood lover, and the bugs are endless_(:3 "∠)_

[Lord accepts] The lid on the broken pot: Oh, you don’t know?Those things are copied blindly, a bunch of words that don’t match the lips of the donkey_(:3」∠)_

[Planning] I don’t need oars to row a boat: Didn’t you say you’re going to bed? ^_^

Guo Jie, who couldn't help interjecting, looked at the smiley face with the emoji at the end of the news about planning, and somehow felt a chill behind him.

[Lord accepts] The lid on the broken pot: ... I'll get out of here, good night =3=

[Artist] Do you want to eat eggs: Langlang V5!By the way, I also remembered what Guozi said. Didn’t the tree with the crooked neck be ripped up? 3」∠)_

[Extras A] Mung bean bag: Hey! ! !No wonder it’s so ugly, don’t watch it_(:3」∠)_Goose Heart

[Artist] Do you want to eat eggs or not: short oil, there is no grass anywhere in the world, come here, my sister will recommend you a better one...

Guo Jie looked indifferently at the list of movie titles recommended by Mung Bean Bun. Damn, don’t think he can’t see that they are all tertiary movies, and they actually spoiled the children!

But that doesn't seem to have anything to do with him.

Guo Jie scratched his head and exited the group chat box, but when he was about to log out, he found that Ding Ding's avatar suddenly jumped to the first place.