That facial paralysis you dropped your book

At three o'clock in the middle of the night, Guo Jie's eyes widened suddenly, and he sat up with a "huh".He patted his chest with lingering fear, and after 3 minutes, he felt that he gradually calmed down, except for the heart that was still beating wildly in his left chest as if it was about to take off.

He had a dream just now, dreaming that a gigantic monster had been chasing him, no matter how he ran or how to hide, he couldn't get rid of it.Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Guo Jie felt an inexplicable fatigue all over his body, as if he had really experienced a great escape just now.

Rubbing his sore waist, Guo Jie fell backwards again.Finding a more comfortable position under the quilt, Guo Jie's eyelids began to fight again.In other words, he seemed to remember that the monster was chasing him while it seemed to be muttering something, um... forgot... Guo Jie turned over to the left, and yawned silently again, the upper and lower eyelids finally succeeded. stuck together.

At five o'clock in the morning, the mobile phone alarm clocks of everyone in the dormitory rang on time, and various wailings came from the raised quilts.But no matter how miserable the howl, he still had to get up obediently.

Guo Jie rubbed the messy hair on the top of his head, sat up tiredly, and stared blankly at the quilt he was holding tightly in his arms, when a voice suddenly sounded in his head, Guo Jie was stunned for a moment , and then suddenly widened his eyes.

He remembered what the monster in the dream had been roaring.

quick!pay!Dry!sound!

Guo Jie, who finally remembered that he forgot to record, put on his clothes decisively, got out of bed, washed his face and brushed his teeth, and then rushed out of the dormitory.

dry sound?What is that, never heard of it.

After a day's class, Guo Jie slowly returned to the dormitory after having a full meal in the cafeteria.Looking at the roommates in the dormitory who were addicted to games, Guo Jie thought for a while, but couldn't resist the urge to play, and slowly turned on his laptop.

While waiting for the computer to turn on, Guo Jie took out the mobile phone that he deliberately shut down because of guilty conscience in the morning. After logging in to Koukou, he first glanced at the chat dialog box of the planner, and after confirming that the planner had not sent him any information, Guo Jiesong With a sigh of relief, he threw the phone aside, clicked on the online game downloaded two days ago on the computer, and started playing.

In fact, Guo Jie doesn’t like playing games very much. He always thinks they are too brain-intensive. After all, he is a person who can get lost in web games. Without automatic pathfinding, he can’t survive in the game, even if the game has given him directions. , but he just couldn't find the NPC to turn in the quest.

However, although this game does not have automatic pathfinding, his roommate has downloaded some plug-ins for him. There is a dotted line between him and the NPC who handed in the task, so there is no need to worry about not being able to find the NPC.

As the saying goes, once you enter the game, it is as deep as the sea, and from then on, recording is a passerby.Guo Jie was having a good time here, completely unaware that the screen of the mobile phone he left aside suddenly turned on, and a message was displayed in the middle of the screen——

Eat my big dick: Pot, where is the dry sound?

However, Guo Jie, who was addicted to the game, did not find that message until the phone turned off automatically.

When Guo Jie was happily struggling in the game, a certain planner was staring at the chat dialog box while eating instant noodles angrily.

Damn, where did this fucking broken pot cover go? !

Guo Jie: "Ah Choo——!!"

After having a good time playing, Guo Jie finally remembered that he still had unrecorded dry sounds, so he decisively closed the game, and moved out the microphone and sound card that had been put away not long ago.When he finally set up the sound card and microphone, snap—

Lights went out.

Looking at the laptop with a 100% battery charge in front of him, Guo Jie decided to go all out. He quickly connected the sound card and microphone, changed the computer to power-saving mode, opened the script and recording software, and started recording.

This time the plot of this book is quite plain, just an ordinary "cookie" style, not many plots, that is, a greasy and crooked relationship, and finally a piece of flesh that comes naturally will be completed.

The power of the computer will definitely not be able to last him to record the entire book, but at least one-third to half of the recording can be completed.

At the beginning of the greasy and crooked lines, I always feel a kind of honeydew response, but after talking too much, I don’t feel anything, instead, I feel a strange sense of comfort.Just when Guo Jie was so devoted, a pop-up window popped up on the computer, saying: "The remaining battery is [-] percent".

Guo Jie exclaimed, hurriedly closed the pop-up window, and frantically saved the dry voice.The moment I saved the dry sound, the notebook in front of me went black.Looking at the pitch-black screen in front of him, Guo Jie felt Fangfang in his heart.The power went out too fast just now, maybe before the file can be saved...

Guo Jie patted his head, and secretly told himself not to think about it, and went to wash up and sleep quickly, if he continued to think like this, he would either not be able to sleep or have nightmares tonight.

But even though Guo Jie told himself so, he was still a little apprehensive when he fell asleep, so he had another nightmare.

In the dream, he was standing in a place he had never been before. He scratched his head and pinched his thigh first. After proving that there was no pain coming from his leg, he was sure that he was in a dream at the moment.Looking around, Guo Jie breathed a sigh of relief, that's great, the monster who planned to become an avatar did not appear.

Guo Jie breathed a sigh of relief when he heard a strange roar from behind, just like the roar of the Tyrannosaurus rex when he watched Jurassic Park, it was exactly the same.

He stiffened his neck and slowly turned his head——

Fuck it's you again!

The moment he saw the monster clearly, Guo Jie ran away, but his human legs couldn't run against the monster that was a few meters high no matter what.Seeing that the monster's big feet were about to step on him, the pot cover hurriedly turned right and flashed into an alley on the right.

Guo Jie found that his physical strength was unscientifically strong in the dream. Not only did he not feel tired after running for so long, but he ran faster and faster.But before he finished playing, Guo Jie found himself running into a dead end.

Looking at the not-so-short wall in front of him, Guo Jie didn't even have the slightest thought of stopping. The monster behind him was still roaring and approaching, and he had no way out.But since this is his dream, and at this moment he doesn't feel tired at all...

Guo Jie let out a soft snort, and looked at the wall with contempt, scumbag, the first form of the pot cover lightness kung fu - the dog climbs the wall!

Guo Jie turned over very easily. Just as he closed his eyes and was about to land in a very handsome posture with a proud face, there was a sudden plop in his ear, followed by the feeling of his lower body being soaked in honey.

Guo Jie suddenly had an ominous premonition, and he didn't dare to open his eyes to look at it, but the mysterious stench lingering in his nose made Guo Jie feel panicked.

In the end, he still couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart, Guo Jie opened his eyes slightly, and looked down slowly——

Seeing his foothold clearly, Guo Jie wanted to cry, no wonder there was a strange smell, behind this wall was a big cesspit...

Seeing the mud-like brown object submerged on his waist, Guo Jie finally couldn't hold it back, and spat it out with a "wow".