Let Me Tease You

Ji Yuan lay expressionlessly on the bed and stared at the sky, his mind was empty.

If it wasn't for the system's regulation that the expression must be expressionless, he should have a look of lovelessness now.

The system comforted him: "Anyway, the task is completed, isn't it just getting married, who is afraid of whom?"

Ji Yuan continued to let go: "Are you sure Ye Junchi won't strangle me to death after seeing the two pomegranates on my chest and the little brother below, and then strangle the original owner and his family?"

System: "..." Not sure.

Ji Yuan: "..." Shut up.

Ji Yuan slapped the bed violently, and sat up angrily: "It's all up to you! What a crappy mission! Escape! Now I can't even go out of the house, and Ye Junchi's people are all outside, and I'm just waiting for tomorrow Send me to hell!"

The system corrected him: "It is sent to the bridal chamber."

Ji Yuan said: "Is there any difference?"

The system thought for a while and fell silent.

This time, fleeing to the back mountain seems to have stimulated Ye Junchi, this person no longer took the gentle offensive, and directly locked Ji Yuan in the house and prepared to get married.

When Ji Yuan thought of the bridal chamber, he trembled, feeling that his life was not long.

But the task bar was not updated, he didn't know what to do, and he couldn't escape.

Can only sit still.

The more Ji Yuan thought about it, the more sad he felt. He lay dead on the bed for a day and a night, but got up when the sky was dark the next day, and consciously changed into the wedding clothes that had been brought in a long time ago.

It was Ye Junchi who took into account the customs of the human world to wear wedding clothes and celebrate in the magic palace, otherwise Ji Yuan would just be stripped naked and thrown on Ye Junchi's bed.The tedious details of the big wedding in the human world were also omitted one by one, and Ji Yuan was brought to sit in Ye Junchi's room after he was changed.

He didn't even pay homage, and just waited for Ye Junchi to come back from drinking with his subordinates outside.

Ji Yuanqing poked at the system with a straight face: "What should I do?"

The system is also very helpless: "How about...you bend him?"

Ji Yuan: "..."

One person, one system was silent for a moment, the taskbar suddenly refreshed, and Ji Yuan glanced at it.

Cut the finger and drip the blood into the wine (0/1).

Ji Yuan walked around the room, smashed a porcelain bowl, cut his finger, and dripped blood into the flagon on the table. As soon as it dripped in, the task was updated again: Let Ye Junchi drink the wine (0/ 1).

Ji Yuan glanced at the bleeding finger, smacked his lips: "Could it be that the original owner's blood is highly poisonous? Not so good, Ye Junchi didn't do anything excessive to me, and even saved me. "

The system said: "Do you want to complete the task or want to be strangled to death or bend him?"

Ji Yuan: "...Everyone has his own destiny, and the disaster will last for thousands of years, so he should not die."

The system said again: "Who told you that your blood can poison a famous demon?"

Ji Yuan: "..."

Ji Yuan felt that his temper was about to annoy the system.

There were vaguely noisy human voices coming from outside, Ji Yuan listened for a while, and was thinking about how to complete the task when he came back to his senses, when the door of the room was pushed open with a "creak".These days, the footsteps that have become somewhat familiar walked around Yupingfeng at a leisurely pace, and stopped less than a foot in front of him.

Why did you come back so soon?

Ji Yuan's heart was in his throat, and he raised his eyes pretending to be indifferent, and saw a slender man who was usually dressed in black, now in a bright red wedding suit, leaning on the screen, with one foot on the ground, as if in a Contemplating something, some lazy posture.

That face usually smiles, but people can't detect any amiability. At this time, there is no pretended gentle smile, but it looks elegant, with good appearance and good expression.

Ji Yuan thought in his heart: As long as you don't smile, it will be fine.

This person's smile gave him almost the same feeling as the system's gentleness, except that he was uneasy and kind, but he had bad intentions.

Probably because he drank some wine with his subordinates, Ye Junchi's voice also had a hint of laziness, and he seemed a little indifferent when he tasted it carefully: "I thought you were going to run away again. You really don't know what to do, so be good to me." It's safest in the magic palace."

Ji Yuan pondered over the character of the original owner, and continued to remain silent.

Ye Junchi shook his head, straightened up, poured two cups of wine at the table, walked up to Ji Yuan and handed them to him, with a half-smile expression on his face: "I heard that getting married in the human world is not easy. If you want to drink this, if you don't drink it, I can only hold your body and help you drink it."

Seeing his eyes sweeping over his lips, the way to help couldn't be easier to understand.Ji Yuan thought for three seconds, then decisively took the glass and drank it all in one gulp—by the way, he asked the system in his heart that there should be nothing wrong with drinking the added Hebei wine...

The system said coldly: "It's all your blood, what do you think?"

Ji Yuan said: "..."

When Ye Junchi saw him drink it, the corners of his lips twitched slightly, and he drank the wine in one gulp, smacked his tongue, and asked with a smile, "What poison did you use?"

Ji Yuan almost bit his own tongue, and stared at Ye Junchi with a blue face, speechless.

Ye Junchi sighed: "I forgot to tell Ayuan, I grew up tasting all kinds of poisons since I was a child, and now I am almost invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, Ayuan miscalculated."

God damn is invulnerable to all poisons.

What was the mission just now?

At least put Ye Junchi down and let him escape?

When Ji Yuan's heart was full of horses, Ye Junchi also stared at Ji Yuan thoughtfully, rubbing his fingers lightly on the edge of the wine glass, after a long while, his eyes narrowed slightly: "It's time for the bridal chamber."

In Ji Yuan's eyes, Ye Junchi is now the executioner on the execution ground. Before execution, he patted his head and said kindly: "The time has come, it's time to go on the road."

Ji Yuan couldn't even do the dying struggle, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he pursed his lips, and said in a cold voice: "Since you and I are married, can you make sure that you don't move the Ji family at all?"

Unexpectedly, Ji Yuan would say such words suddenly, Ye Junchi raised his eyebrows, and nodded calmly: "That's natural."

"You can't go back on what the Demon Lord said."

Ye Junchi nodded again, bent down and stared at the person in front of him, his cold face was stained with tension and fear.He smiled silently, and pushed Ji Yuan down on the bed, and in an aggressive gesture, he stuck his knee between his legs and went up until——

"..." Ye Junchi frowned, "A Yuan, what's between your legs?"

Ji Yuan expressionless: "Gun."

The system whispered quietly: "How dare you speak pornographicly with him."

Ji Yuan continued to remain expressionless: "Should I tell him it's Big Haw?"

System: "..." You won.

Ye Junchi's face was a little weird, he thought about what kind of gun could be hidden there, and it was still half-hard, and he crawled to Ji Yuan's waist with his hands, and pulled the belt off with a light pull.He lowered his eyes to look at the beauty under him who was tense, eyes were slightly closed, and a little blush appeared uncontrollably on her fair and neutral face. His mood became good for no reason. Originally, he just planned to tease Ji Yuan , suddenly thought about it, leaned over and kissed him on the forehead, and said softly, "I won't hurt you, take it easy."

Ji Yuan continued to maintain facial paralysis.

Ji Yuan said: "There should be a climax here."

Then comes the climax.

Ye Junchi opened the robe of the reddish beauty under him, and when he saw two pomegranates rolling down, his expression was extremely exciting.

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

The room fell into honeyed silence, Ye Junchi stared at Ji Yuan's flat chest with a complicated expression.At this moment, Ji Yuan was not afraid anymore, he laughed loudly: "Look at the system, Ye Junchi's expression looks like a hamster that was so frightened that the melon seeds dropped..."

"..." the system calmly said, "Even if he is a hamster, that melon seed will not drop, because it is you, and he wants to eat you alive - prepare for reincarnation."

Ji Yuan immediately returned to reality, looking up at the silent Ye Junchi, he was still timid, shrinking his neck carefully, fearing that he would be strangled to death.

A dead silence that seemed to freeze even the air.

The bright candlelight of the Double Happiness Red Candle was blown on and off by the unprovoked wind, unsteadily plating a thin layer of unstable gold on the man's handsome profile, and blurring the expression in his eyes.

Ji Yuan silently moved back.

Ye Junchi watched his movements, blinked, then straightened up suddenly, ripping off Ji Yuan's skirt with a cold expression.The legs were suddenly exposed to the air, and even in summer, it was a little cold for a moment.Ji Yuan hurriedly shrank back, and before he could escape far, Ye Junchi grabbed his bare ankle and pulled him back under his body.

Then he took off Ji Yuan's obscene pants.

There is indeed a "gun" between the white and slender legs.

Ji Yuan looked down at his little brother as if he was studying some strange creature, the corner of his mouth twitched, and his voice turned cold again: "Have you seen enough?"

Ye Junchi raised his head and looked at him, but his expression was unexpectedly calm: "Are you a man?"

Ji Yuan half sat up, twitched the corners of his mouth, showing a mocking expression: "Didn't you see it all?"

Now that it has reached this level, it is frankly impossible to say that Ye Junchi will not kill him, and will let him go, wouldn't it be flattering.

The system calmly pierced his dream: "Stop dreaming, Ye Junchi smiled, even I am a little creepy."

With a weird smile on Ye Junchi's lips, he stretched out his hand to pinch Ji Yuan's chin, his eyes swept over his delicate and beautiful face, and said in a flat voice, "No wonder."

"..." What does he mean?

Ji Yuan swallowed silently, quickly recalled the original owner's life experience, and continued to say coldly: "I am born with a bad personality, and I need to be raised as a girl to grow up safely. Since the devil knows that I am a man, I should let him go." me."

"Let you go?" Ye Junchi whispered, repeated two or three times, and suddenly pushed Ji Yuan down on the bed, and the two equally young bodies pressed together seamlessly. Before he could react, his lips had been kissed lightly by the person on his body like a feather.

Ji Yuan was pulled almost naked, his chest rubbed against the cold clothes, his lower body was also tightly imprisoned, the sensitive skin on his legs was rubbed back and forth, a layer of goosebumps appeared, and he was caught off guard by a Hands, following the thin and smooth waistline, slowly kneading and stroking backwards, along the tailbone inch by inch...

Ji Yuan shuddered, and shouted wildly in his heart: "2333, save me quickly! Fuck, the devil is perverted! He's a man and woman!"

The system said it could do nothing, and comforted him by the way: "Anyway, you like men too..."

Ji Yuan roared angrily: "I'm not just a casual person!!! I've been a rich second generation for so many years and I haven't had any sex!!!"

"..." The system said awkwardly, "You are... a virgin?"

Ji Yuan, who was exposed without any precaution: "..."

Noticing that the person below him was distracted, Ye Junchi raised his long, heroic eyebrows, and moved back slightly. The other person's shortness of breath merged with his, and the beautiful face that was so close at hand was no longer the usual indifference, maybe it was embarrassment Still for some reason, a layer of flush appeared, and even mist gushed out of the shallow eyes, making those cold and clear eyes soft.

Ye Junchi's face was still calm, as if he was passing a verdict, and his tone was calm: "You are hard."

Ji Yuan: "..."

A man will respond to being teased in this way.

He saw that Ye Junchi's eyes were still as cold and deep as a cold pool, without the slightest desire, as if teasing him just to embarrass him, he was relieved, and was about to persuade Ye Junchi not to hurt each other again, when Ye Junchi suddenly It fell on him without a sound.

The system that watched with gusto was a little disappointed: "It's effective so soon, it's a pity, tsk tsk tsk."

Ji Yuan was so crushed that he almost couldn't lift it up, so he quickly pushed Ye Junchi away and got up, found a set of clothes in the closet in the corner of the room, and put them on slowly while listening to the system's explanation, feeling the nails on him. The scorching gaze on the back made his heart move: "...so my blood can defeat his skills? He won't be able to move for a while, right?"

"Don't worry, if you want to rape or kill within half a day, it's up to you."

Ji Yuan giggled, and when he turned around, he had already collected his facial expression, maintaining an expressionless expression, and met Ye Junchi's eyes who couldn't move.

There was only a little cold surprise in those eyes.

Ji Yuan said in a low voice, "Surprised?" Hehehehe, the boss must not know how he capsized in the gutter.

Ye Junchi stared at him for a moment, the coldness in his eyes dissipated suddenly, and answered the question: "The waist is very soft and slippery."

Ji Yuan: "..." I really want to hit someone.

Ye Junchi struggled to stick out the tip of his tongue and licked his lips, the teasing smile in his dark eyes was like two small hooks: "Eloquent."

Ji Yuan: "System! This hooligan flirted with me!"

The system is very calm: "Now he can't move, he can only tease him verbally, you can counterattack and tease him physically."

Ji Yuan said: "Why do I feel that you are here to make trouble?"

The system coughed dryly, and changed the topic: "A new mission has been created, escape from the devil world... You still have to climb that mountain, but there is a mission reminder, you can take away Ye Junchi's sword and carry that sword on your back." , no ghosts and ghosts will dare to approach you."

"Then when he recovers, come find me and hack me to death?"

"Do you want to be torn to pieces and eaten by monsters, or do you want to be hacked to death by Ye Junchi?"

"...I don't even want to."

In the end, Ji Yuan quietly found a cloth belt to cover Ye Junchi's eyes, then found a rope to tie him tightly, covered him with a quilt, and then carried Ye Junchi's sword on his back with a guilty conscience "Gui Chi", following the old route, slipped out of the magic palace.