Let Me Tease You

Ye Junchi only came to visit Ji Yuan from time to time, but he just didn't come tonight.Ji Yuan didn't know where his iron-cut dagger went, and he couldn't find a suitable self-defense tool for the time being. He thought about the guarantee of the system, and with unconditional trust in the system, he walked out of the room with his bare hands.

There were not many people in the Demon Palace, and occasionally he was unlucky enough to bump into patrolling demons, so he would not interrogate him too much, so Ji Yuan walked safely to the back door he had found a few days ago after fooling around with a few words.

Looking at the dark high mountains in the distance, the miasma was indeed thicker at night, covering from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, and even the sky on the mountain seemed darker than other places.

Ji Yuan swallowed.Compared with Houshan, he still prefers to stay in the magic palace, eat and drink, and sleep when he wants to.

After repeated mental preparations, Ji Yuan raised his foot and walked away. He deliberately walked slowly, and it took him a long time to reach the foot of the mountain, trembling and sad in his heart: "System, I think I will be suppressed by this mountain for 500 years. .”

The system said: "You think too much, no monk Tang will come to save you, if you are suppressed, you will never be reborn forever."

Ji Yuan: "...speak well."

He shivered for a while, then walked slowly into the forest along a small path, and walked west all the way as the system said.

Surrounded by dead silence, the front is a dark deep forest, the narrow path narrows more and more, covered by dense branches and leaves on both sides, I don't know if there are many ghosts and ghosts hiding, heavy to press on people's hearts.After entering the mountain, the miasma has become much lighter. When I look up, I can occasionally see a round of cold and bright moon embedded in the dark sky. I was enveloped by the faint miasma, and there was some spooky air coming out for no reason.

Ji Yuan's scalp was numb, and he poked at the system tremblingly: "2333, I'm so scared..."

The system said: "You can still laugh, it seems that you are not afraid, come on."

Ji Yuan was furious: "Who laughed! I called your job number!"

The system was silent for a while: "Don't be afraid, I'll help you." After a pause, he said as if chanting, "Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality..."

"I thank you all!"

While walking nonsense with the system, Ji Yuan also heaved a sigh of relief, squeezed out the vague memory of the philosophy he had memorized back then, and discussed materialism and idealism intensely with the system, bathed in the brilliance of materialism and couldn't extricate himself.

All the demons and ghosts are fake.Fake!

This kind of self-hypnotic disillusionment is reflected in a quick reminder from the system: "Run to the left, something is coming!"

A foul-smelling wind came along with the system reminder, and Ji Yuan hastily dodged, denouncing in his heart the brilliance of philosophy that had betrayed him.

The tone of the system was no longer the intensity of the discussion just now: "You escape this disaster first, and then go and reprimand you after you survive. Hide in the bushes and roll to the left."

Ji Yuan didn't see clearly what was attacking him, and he didn't have the courage to look at him. He heard the words and immediately followed suit. His thin body disappeared as soon as he plunged into the bushes. Just as he was about to execute the system's command prompt, his feet seemed to be stepped on. Something soft and slippery, and then a sudden pain in the ankle.

He vaguely guessed what it was, his body froze, and he didn't dare to pause any longer. After running a few steps out of the bush, his legs suddenly gave way, and he fell to his knees with a thud, his whole body was numb and unable to move.

The system was heartbroken: "You were bitten by a poisonous snake."

"……I know."

"Now you will face the end of being eaten by monsters. Don't be afraid, if you are not ooc, I will not crush your soul, you can go to reincarnation."

"...Thank you." Ji Yuan thought blankly, if the bad luck could materialize, then he would have been buried alive by the bad luck at this moment.

The thing chasing him slowly broke through the bushes and came. Hearing the heavy footsteps that shook the ground, Ji Yuan twitched his eyebrows, suspecting that he might be being chased by a Tyrannosaurus rex.

The system thoughtfully said: "After all, it is something that will eat you. It is very commemorative. Do you want to see what it looks like? You can't turn your head now, can you? Let me describe it to you. This thing looks like The body of the bear has sharp claws, but it is a crow's head. It looks funny. The eyes are scarlet and scarlet, and the beak is very sharp, just like your dagger. It should poke your heart and you will be able to I'm dying, but if it's an old man with a picky mouth, it's not easy to handle..."

Ji Yuan shuddered at the thought of being pierced by a sharp beak, and interrupted the system unbearably: "You talk a lot! Shut up!"

The system quiets down.

The stench was getting closer and closer, Ji Yuan shook involuntarily, vaguely aware of what the smell was, and felt even more desperate.

The rancid smell of the corpse was also mixed with an unknown stench. I don't know how picky this buddy is, and he doesn't taboo on raw meat.

The footsteps shaking the ground were getting closer and closer, and it seemed that they didn't intend to stop. They wanted to trample the person on the ground to death and drag them back to the nest to enjoy slowly. Just when Ji Yuan almost collapsed, the system suddenly said in a low voice: " coming!"

As soon as his words fell, Ji Yuan suddenly felt a burst of piercing sound from the top of his head, something sharp pierced into the flesh, and the sound entered his ears clearly.Immediately, a heavy object fell beside him with a "bang", and the smell of blood quickly permeated the air, and a little bit of warm liquid splashed on his face.

Ji Yuan didn't dare to look sideways, so he tried his best to look ahead.

People are still familiar people.

It's just that the look on his face is different, it's terrible.

Ye Junchi was dressed in black, and he slowly brushed aside the branches and walked over. His usually smiling face was icy cold, and there was no tenderness in his narrow and affectionate peach eyes, as if he had just walked out of the deep winter snow. , there was a cold and terrifying aura all over his body.

Ji Yuan swallowed, feeling that he needed a little padded jacket.

The next moment, the man's deep voice sounded: "Anyone dares to touch something that doesn't have eyes."

Ji Yuan was crying in his heart, with a frosty expression on his face, watching Ye Junchi walk in front of him calmly.The man took a look at his distressed appearance, and then laughed, but the smile didn't reach his eyes: "Did Yuan'er enjoy playing hide-and-seek tonight?"

Ji Yuan got goosebumps from being called by this nickname, his lips murmured for a while, weakly: "...the devil, who allowed you to call me Yuan'er?"

Ye Junchi was kind and kind: "Okay, Ayuan. You said that this dagger cuts iron like mud, and it was true. It cut off the monster's head with a light twist, and the cut was so smooth and even—— have a look?"

"……To shut up!"

Ye Junchi looked at his purple lips amusedly, knowing that he was poisoned, he glanced slowly and noticed two small holes on his bare ankle, and then under Ji Yuan's astonished gaze, he leaned over and leaned over. Lower body, gently lifted his calf, and pressed his lips to it.

The soft and moist lips touched the ankle, and the touch was inexplicably clear. Ji Yuan was so surprised that his accent changed: "System, he, he, he, haha..."

The system said: "I'll give you drugs."

"I know...but why would he do this!"

"It probably depends on how you feel about dying..."

The blackened poisonous blood was sucked out by Ye Junchi and spat it out. Ji Yuan looked at his side face half-deadly, gentle and handsome, if it were an ordinary person, he might be really confused.

But Ji Yuan is not an ordinary person.

At least in the original world, before he gave up fighting for the Merry Daddy's property, he was still a person with a basic IQ. Every day, he faced batch after batch of smirking half-brothers and sisters. Even though he was killed, they all smiled sincerely and tenderly. After being tricked a few times at the beginning and getting blood lessons, he gradually became keenly aware of who was smirking.

Ye Junchi smiled at him, but the smile never reached his eyes. His eyes were really cold, not like a fake like him.

Ji Yuan sighed imperceptibly.

After Ye Junchi sucked the poisonous blood, he slowly straightened up, took out a handkerchief and wiped the corners of his lips, his eyes suddenly froze on Ji Yuan's chest: "A Yuan, why... have your breasts grown bigger? "

Ji Yuan's eyebrows twitched, and he slapped him without hesitation—naturally he was cut off halfway, he gritted his teeth, as if he wanted to spray a mouthful of blood on Ye Junchi's face: "The prodigal son!"

In the human world, the three words "Ye Junchi" have two effects, one is to scare the child to cry, and the other is to scare the child so that he dare not cry.To insist on the third effect, it is quite inspirational - it is to make the orthodox monks grind their teeth and scold "the devil", then eat more food, practice hard and vow to kill the devil.

It can be seen that although his temper is not as frightening as in the rumors, and his movements are earth-shaking, he is not a clay bodhisattva.The ice beauty disobeyed him time and time again, and even climbed to the back mountain in the middle of the night to seek death. Ye Junchi's expression didn't move, but he was actually a little angry.

He suddenly grinned, leaned over and hugged Ji Yuan into his arms without saying a word.The original owner's ability to disguise himself as a woman so smoothly was also due to his slender body. Ye Junchi held him in his arms without any doubts. He only felt that he should be fed more meat in the future to make him fatter. His bones are too painful.

Ji Yuan was so excited by his laughter, he looked for the system bitterly: "He's gawking..."

The system said: "Speak human words."

"What did I say he was doing? I laughed so hard that I felt cold all of a sudden." Ji Yuan said sadly, then suddenly remembered another thing, and asked quickly, "What about the mission?"

"Successful, let's wait for the next refresh."

Ji Yuan had no choice but to calm down, he was also very sleepy after tossing around in the middle of the night, but he just nestled in the arms of a person who didn't know the truth, and really didn't dare to sleep.

The back mountain was not far from the Demon Palace, Ye Junchi carried Ji Yuan in his arms and rode the wind back, and before half a stick of incense arrived, he returned to the courtyard where Ji Yuan usually lived in a humble dwelling, and threw him on the bed when he entered the room.Ji Yuan was drowsy at first, but felt the warm embrace from the bed, his upper and lower eyelids became inseparable as soon as they stuck together.

It was already summer, and Ji Yuan didn't wear much. His clothes were hung by the branches when he was sprinting in the woods. Many places had already become strips. He didn't feel it just now, but at this time, under the faint candlelight, he was naked. Her complexion is delicate and fair, like a piece of good warm jade, it looks comfortable and feels good to the touch.The thin and slender waist also vaguely curved under the torn robe, not the delicate and delicate appearance of ordinary women, but a little more smooth lines.

As for those strangely big breasts...

Ye Junchi pondered for a while, but still didn't reach out to touch it wretchedly, only showed a creepy smile, rubbed Ji Yuan's hair where the broken leaves were still hidden, and said softly, "I don't have the patience to play with you." gone."

The spying system fought a cold war.