Daji can't confuse me

Ximei smiled and went back with Yin Shou on her back, humming a tuneless little song, in a good mood: "Brother Shiji is really good, I really know what I like, I rubbed a pair of moonstones for you, and opened my eyes like night As bright as a clear sky."

Yin Shou: "I can't see it at all, it's just a display."

Xi Mei didn't care: "Of course I can't see it, as long as I like it."

Yin Shou asked again: "Why did that Taoist boy in Shiji call him Master and the other Mother?"

"Haha." Xi Mei thought the topic was interesting, so she said excitedly, "That rocky rock was formed from ten thousand years of stubborn stone. Look at his two Taoist boys, one is called Biyun and the other is called Caiyun."

Yin Shou said, "I can't see it."

"Oh." Ximei said, "That Biyun was in human form ten thousand years ago, and I don't know what he was transformed into. Anyway, he was just dumb. He didn't think he was very intelligent. He hugged Shiji back Teach him how to practice, let him bask in the sun for a while, lie in the moonlight for a while to dry, and tell him stories, and over time he will gain spiritual wisdom."

Yin Shou listened to Xi Mei's words, but it must not be easy for a stubborn stone to cultivate spiritual wisdom. He was just like what Jiejiao said, Jietian Dao was formed by a ray of vitality.

Xi Mei also said: "But Shiji is just a stubborn rock, sexless and indiscriminate, regardless of male and female, Biyun is a male body, so he told Shiji that it is a male body, so Shiji has cultivated a male body. Not long after, I met Caiyun, Caiyun was different from Biyun, Caiyun has many ways and reasoning, so he looked at Shiji for a long time, and said that he was a female, Shiji was shocked, and hurriedly wanted to restore a female body, but the male The body has been completed, even if he can't restore the female body, that Caiyun didn't know why, so he became a Taoist boy beside Shiji, calling him his mother every day, and as time passed, the little monster, the three ways and nine sects also called him Empress Shiji."

Yin Shou laughed and said, "That Caiyun was just joking with Shi Ji, how could Shi Ji take it seriously?"

"I have been making jokes for nearly ten thousand years. Shiji is a stubborn rock and never knows how to turn. But he and the others are also playing freely. I don't want to talk about it. There are strange things in Shanshan, so I don't miss him. "

Ximei's footsteps were extremely fast, and as she spoke, she arrived at the good cave she had been looking for in the past few days. The fire was burning in the cave, and although it was freezing outside, it was warm inside. I feel that my limbs have softened a lot, and they are no longer as stiff as before.

Xi Mei laid him flat on the ground, looked at him for a moment, and said, "Open your eyes and let me see."

Yin Shou opened his eyes, and Xi Mei said excitedly: "It's really beautiful! This pair of stones is very suitable for you. If I dress you up, it must be better than those gods who raised their chins. Let's stand there in a serious manner. , maybe it can scare people!"

Yin Shou didn't understand what was going on in her mind at all, she looked like a girl playing with a doll, doing this for a while, and doing that for a while, whatever came to her mind.

So Yin Shou heard Xi Mei and shouted excitedly, and then said to himself: "Your Majesty, let me confuse King Shi Laozi Shang!"

Yin Shouxin said: You still know this?I think you're playing so well that you don't know the world!

Xi Mei said again: "I don't want to go, and I don't know what King Shang is like. I'm not interested in human beings."

Yin Shou said again: I am a human being, seeing you having fun.

Xi Meihu smiled, stared at Yin Shou, and said, "There is a way! Ah~ It's interesting to think about it!"

That Ximei said that the wind is the rain, she jumped out of the cave, and set up a small formation outside, only Yin Shou was placed in the cave alone.

Lying alone in the cave, Yin Shou felt that the fire had softened his body. He tried to move his fingers and found that he could indeed move.

He moved his body slowly, slowly, um, it was indeed moving, he moved towards the fire, listening to the sound of crackling fire with his ears, so as not to accidentally move too far and fall into the fire by himself. There is no pain in the fire, even if it burns out, I don't know it.

The wind outside the cave was whistling, and I don't know how much time has passed. Yin Shou slowly turned his body, his back was roasting by the fire, and his front was roasting again. , his limbs were able to move, he moved a few times, and twisted a little bit with difficulty, and with his palms on the ground, he slowly got up and sat on the ground!

He wanted to stand on his legs again, tried a few times, but fell to the ground as well, and wanted to try again, when he suddenly heard movement outside.

"Ah!" It was a joyful voice: "You can move!"

Yin Shou smiled and said, "Thanks to the fairy for taking care of me."

Ximei was extremely curious, she quickly touched him, and asked, "Can I go?"

Yin Shou said: "I need to practice for a few days, please ask the fairy to help me to the wall, and I will walk slowly while supporting the wall."

Xi Mei grinned and said: "It's also possible, but you have to move first, let me dress up!"

Yin Shou asked, "But you want to pretend to be an immortal?"

Xi Mei hummed, and only said: "That's not it!" She then said: "Seeing that you have a good appearance, I went outside to find a lot of things, so I can dress you up as a fairy!"

Yin Shou waved his hand: "Fairy, don't make fun of me."

Xi Mei smiled and said: "I never joke, come on, don't move! Hey! How can you be so rude if you can move?"

Yin Shou was crushed to the ground by her, that Ximei's hands and feet were extremely fast, and she began to peel off his clothes again, Ximei had great strength, Yin Shou was only able to move just now, how could he compare with her?I had no choice but to say angrily: "You girl, you take off your clothes all day long, and I don't want to pretend to be a fairy!"

Seeing that he seemed to be angry, Xi Mei said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to play with you, but you scolded me..."

Yin Shou heard her crisp voice, as if she was about to cry, so he had to soften his tone and said to her: "What's the point of you pretending to be me? Time is precious, why don't you hurry up and practice?"

Xi Mei retorted: "I'm pretending to be you to step up my cultivation." Then she said pitifully: "Yin Shou, you know, these days I play alone, only you are with me, and everyone is not good. Visit me, I'm all alone, I have no one to help me but you!"

Yin Shou didn't know what she was thinking at all, so he asked: "You pretended to be a fairy to help you?"

Xi Mei nodded: "Of course it is!" Then she whispered in Yin Shou's ear mysteriously and said, "I'm telling you something, but you can't tell others!"

Seeing that she was serious, Yin Shou replied, "I will definitely not tell anyone."

So Xi Mei said: "Nuwa Empress sent me to defeat Tang Jiangshan!"

Yin Shouxin said: I knew it a long time ago, and you said to yourself that you slipped up not long ago, it must not be the first time you slipped up, and you even pretended to be mysterious to scare people!

"Oh." Yin Shou said, "Understood."

Xi Mei said again: "Then do you know how to defeat?"

Yin Shou was expressionless: "It must be for you to confuse the King of Shang."

"Hey!" Xi Mei smiled and said, "Yin Shou is really smart, isn't that what it is?"

Yin Shou: "What does that have to do with me?"

Xi Mei said mysteriously: "In the future, when I gain merits and virtues, I will be able to increase my cultivation!"

"Oh." Yin Shou thought to himself: Daji has been cultivating hard, but you still want to confuse King Shang with your temperament?

Xi Mei: "So you have to help me, you know, I am small, I am not very eye-catching, and I don't know that Shang Wang Shi Laozi likes it!"

Yin Shou was startled: "So?"

Xi Mei stared at him for a while, and felt that it was not easy to say it, but she still said weakly: "So... I dressed you up as a fairy, just to confuse the emperor... Yin Shou, you want to..."

Before Xi Mei could finish speaking, Yin Shouxi said, "Of course it's possible! Come and pretend!"

Ximei was surprised, why did she still look like she was going to die just now, she was overjoyed when she heard that she was trying to confuse King Shang, and she didn't know what was wrong with him, but if he was willing, it would be great, Ximei didn't think too much about it Shi Laozi started to play for him.

Yin Shou sat quietly and didn't move. He just let her play around. Yes, as long as he went to Chaoge and met King Zhou, everything would be easy.He was very worried, and also afraid that something might happen to Chaoge, that he would be killed by Shen Gongbao, and King Zhou would come here on horseback, he must be extremely sad, and now he is still alive, he just misses it.

That Ximei played it very seriously, combed his hair several times, and combed his hair in a delicate bun. He only smoothed his brows and eyes sharply, and put a cinnabar on the center of his brows, without any modification, and put on a fairy robe , Ximei lifted him up, made him stand still against the wall, and said, "Open your eyes!"

Yin Shou obediently opened his eyes.

Na Ximei was surprised and said: "Ha! It's really great! With your appearance, not to mention the emperor of the world, even the Daluo Jinxian and the quasi-sages of all parties, maybe you will be a mortal fool!"

Yin Shou said, "I've dressed up too, when shall we leave?"

Ximei didn't answer him, but walked around him a few times, admired him repeatedly, muttered a few words to herself, and then touched her chin and said: "Well, choose a good day to take you out to meet my friends from all over the world." show off!"

Yin Shou hurriedly said, "Aren't you going to confuse the King of Shang?"

"Ah?" Xi Mei seemed to have forgotten about it, and said, "Oh, that matter, I can only go there when Daji calls me, and I don't know when it will be!"

Yin Shou said angrily: "I won't pretend anymore! Change it for me!"

Xi Mei hurriedly said, "Don't mess around! Ah! Look, your breasts are about to fall off!"

Yin Shou took out the two balls on his chest and threw them far away!

Xi Mei looked at him for a while, and then said: "That's not bad, the beauty is not in the chest, so it seems even better!"

Yin Shou was going to pull that hair again, that hair was meticulously combed by Ximei, when Ximei saw that he was about to pull it, she hurriedly grabbed his hand and said crisply: "Good brother, brother Ah Shou~ this is a happy hair It took Meier four hours to make it!" Her eyes flickered: "If you talk nonsense, we won't go to Chaoge."

Yin Shou stopped moving, and Xi Mei showed a smile again: "Let's go to confuse the king, what if the truth is revealed? You have to listen to me, don't get it off, I'm afraid people will find out, let's practice hard and pass I will take you out to meet your friends in a few days, and test the reactions of all parties, just in case, otherwise, the little demon will not dare to go to Chaoge, after all, Diqi is something that even Empress Nuwa dare not touch head-on."

After Yin Shou heard this, he just sat by the fire, turned his back, and ignored her.

This guy said no one came to play with her?If someone doesn't think it's hard enough, they come to find her!This is obviously a clever devil, anyone will be played bad by her!

After a while, Xi Mei came to talk to him again, but Yin Shou was clearly angry, and just closed his eyes and rested his mind.Ximei is boring, so I went out to play in the snow.

In the dead of night, the heavy snow outside was still falling one after another, Yin Shou's heart moved, and he began to practice the Taoism taught by the Taoist.

This time, Yin Shou clearly felt that billions of spiritual energy from the world were pouring into his soul one by one!It actually penetrated the body without any hindrance, and he was overwhelmed and rectified over and over again. He only felt extremely comfortable inside!

He tried to stand up, his limbs were no longer rigid, and his whole body was extremely smooth, not much different from when he was alive.

He went out of the cave to catch the snow again, only to feel that the cold wind and snow could no longer invade his body!

Xi Mei, who was playing in the snow outside, rolled over, got up again, glanced at Yin Shou suddenly, opened her hands again, looked up at the sky, and shouted excitedly: "Look! The snow has stopped— —!”