Daji can't confuse me

"Brother Dao—! There is a dead man outside your cave—"

"Get out!" Someone in the cave yelled manically.

I saw that hole, which was all made of rocks. From a distance, there were all kinds of strange things, like a big skeleton. It was a snowy day, and the big skeleton was covered by white snow. grimace.

I also saw two Taoist boys walking in the cave, both of them were dressed in black Taoist uniforms, and the two Taoist boys gave a beating at the same time.

The one on the left said: "My master is in seclusion, please don't disturb the fairy."

The one on the right said: "My mother is very bored in the cave. She has already produced 99 round stones. The fairy shouted just now, and the [-]th one is already useless. She wants the fairy to pay him back."

The fairy took a step back and said with a grin, "I can't rub stones, how can I compensate him?" She knelt down and rubbed the snow into a ball, and played with it a few times, looking at the Taoist on the left. Tong: "Biyun, your master is in the cave all day long. Although your lord has issued a decree, look at the Taoists who stop your teaching. I can meet one every day or two. Why is your master so rigid? Just rubbing stones in the cave every day?"

The Taoist boy on the right said: "My mother's nature is like this. She has cultivated for 1 years. She is afraid of doom, so she just hides."

The Biyun on the left sighed: "Master's practice is not easy, he is the most difficult in the cut-off teaching."

"Hee hee!" The fairy stared at Biyun: "Why don't you talk about yourself? Your master should be hugged back, warm him up when it's cold, fan him when it's hot, and recite scriptures and listen to music for him." Yes, you first obtained the human form of your master, and now your cultivation level is still the same?"

The person in the cave finally couldn't sit still, and saw that person wearing a red Taoist robe, rushing out, shouting: "Xi Mei! You haven't practiced for a thousand years, how dare you make fun of Biyun!"

Xi Mei took two steps back in fright, exaggeratedly slapping her chest: "Scare me too! Brother Shiji, the little demon is only lip service, but brother Dao never took it seriously? I just saw a dead man outside your cave, look You are too bored by yourself, I just want to call you out to play!"

Shi Ji saw that there was indeed a dead man, lying straight outside his cave for an unknown how long, his skin was so pale that it was almost the same color as the snow, half of his embarrassment was covered by the snow, his clothes were tattered, as if After a fierce fight.

"It must have floated down from the upper reaches when Xiachuan was not frozen." Shi Ji said, "I don't know how long it will snow in this heavy snow day. This year is also strange. It has been a month, and the snow seems to be non-stop. "

Shiji said again: "Anyway, the poor don't want to mess with him, Biyun, Caiyun, you two don't care, the weather is so cold, you won't smell bad after a long time." He looked at Ximei again: "Ximeier, you If you have nothing to do every day, this dead man will be left for you to play with!"

After finishing speaking, Shiji flicked his scarlet Taoist robe, flicked his sleeves, waved to the two Taoist boys, and went back into the cave again.

Both Biyun and Caiyun had a fight with Ximei, Biyun obediently followed Shiji into the Bone Cave, but Caiyun frowned, and said to Ximei: "The fairy wants to play with this dead man, carry him away. These days, it seems that some great powers have been walking around frequently, and some mortals have been seen, so I don’t know what happened, just don’t involve my mother.”

After Caiyun finished speaking, she also returned to the Cave of White Bone, leaving Xi Meier alone in the snow.

She doesn't want to play with even the dead, and she's fine, she just passed by the Bone Cave and found an excuse to call Shiji!

Xi Mei knelt down and looked at the dead man carefully.

"What a poisonous technique!" Xi Mei sighed: "He actually gouged out his eyeballs. What a pity, he had a good appearance and died at a young age."

"……girl……"

"Ah!" Xi Mei was startled, pointed at the dead man, and said in surprise, "Say...you have spoken! The dead man has spoken! Brother Dao! Brother Shiji—"

It's a pity that Shi Ji, who was just called out by her to play, no longer wants to talk to her, and has already started rubbing stones again.

"girl……"

Xi Mei heard him yelling again, and approached cautiously, and asked tentatively, "Are you calling me?"

The man said: "It's just calling for a girl."

Xi Mei asked, "Are you dead or not?"

The man said: "...How can I talk when I'm dead? But it seems to be frozen by the snow, I want to ask the girl for help."

Ximei looked at him, then brushed off all the snow on his body, and then used Taoism to melt the ice cubes and snow that had frozen him, tore off his clothes, and shouted: "Your heart Someone poked a big hole, and you still said you didn't die!?"

The man was silent for a moment, and then said: "I don't know, anyway, it's like being alive, there is no difference."

Ximei suddenly became curious, and glanced at the bone hole again, she just felt that she had found something interesting, but luckily Shiji ignored her, she could play alone for a long time.

"What's your name?" she asked.

The man said: "I am Yin Shou, dare to ask the girl's name?"

Ximei rolled her eyes: "I want to call you Fairy! I am Ximei! Remember it!"

"Xi Mei..." Yin Shou muttered a few times.

Na Ximei came to correct her again: "Fairy! Call me quickly!"

"..." Yin Shou paused for a moment before shouting, "Fairy..."

Xi Mei followed Caiyun's suggestion, carried Yin Shou on her back, and found a hole with good terrain far away, so she could hide it comfortably.

Yin Shou stayed in the snow for a long time, his whole body was stiff, when Xi Mei put him down, he fell straight on the ground.

"The fairy is so petite, it's been so hard for the fairy to carry her on her back for such a long journey."

Unexpectedly, when Xi Mei heard this, she suddenly became furious: "Even you laugh at me!"

Yin Shou was completely confused and asked, "Why are you laughing at you? It's just to be polite to you!"

Ximei never knew about this, so she just said angrily, "Okay! I, Ximei, have such a short figure! It's just that she doesn't change her height, she's just a female, it's always been like this, what's so funny?"

Yin Shou was speechless, hearing her voice was crisp and fresh, like a little girl, never thought that her temper would be so big, and she loved to think too much, so she could only comfort her: "I was saved by the fairy, I am thanking the fairy, I never laughed you."

"Hmph." Xi Mei glanced at him, she was relieved, and seeing him lying upright again, she became curious again.

Xi Mei squatted beside him, poked his face, and said, "Bing Bing, you have no pulse, why are you talking, and you are alive."

Yin Shou couldn't answer, and looked at him happily and curiously for a long time.

"mortal……"

Ximei turned him over, and then stripped off all his clothes!

Yin Shou exclaimed in surprise, "Fairy!"

Xi Mei only said lightly: "Oh, it's a male."

If Yin Shou still had eyes, he would want to roll her eyes a few times. I said that you were sent by Empress Nuwa, who is as famous as Daji, who came to harm Tang Jiangshan, and left her name forever!Why is there no way to do things, stripping men's clothes at every turn, and even touching them!

Ximei was indeed groping around, and she wiped off the blood on Yin Shou's body with a cloth, and touched his face for a long time, because those eyes had no beads and were dripping with blood, the blood had solidified in such a big winter For a long time, it took her a long time to get the blood off the sticky eyelashes.

"Hmm..." Xi Mei opened his eyelids again, took a good look, and said, "This bead was dug clean and neat, really a good technique."

Yin Shou remained silent.

Xi Mei said again: "Now that I've washed it clean, I'll see you again. It's really a good skin."

After finishing speaking, she imagined a needle and thread again, and stitched up his wound. She saw a big hole in his heart, clicked her tongue, and took a leaf to seal it tightly, and then sewed the flesh together. He also covered up his wound with a demon method, and it became a pair of smooth and flawless skin, and then said: "Why isn't it a female?"

Yin Shou was tossed and turned, this Ximei seemed to be playing with him like a living doll, she had such a great time playing, she lit a fire again, hummed a song, and washed his hair slowly .

"It really seems to be alive." Xi Mei said: "The hair is not disturbed, it flows smoothly, like a living person, why there is no pulse, it is really strange!"

Yin Shou didn't need to answer her, and Xi Mei didn't need him to answer, she was playing with her, anyway, she didn't care what the dead man thought, Yin Shou didn't bother to answer her.

Xi Mei asked: "I'll pinch you, do you think it hurts?"

Xi Mei pinched him and asked, "Why don't you say anything? Is it hurting or not? Oh, I'm so anxious!"

"..." Yin Shou thought for a while, but still replied, "It doesn't hurt. When you sewed my skin, I didn't make a sound."

"Oh." Xi Mei said, "Perhaps this is the perception of death, which is different from us."

Yin Shou said again: "Fairy, have you seen the fur of a fox in my clothes?"

"Your clothes are so tattered, they've been thrown away a long time ago. How can I still see Shi Laozi's fox fur?"

Yin Shou asked again: "Where to throw it?"

"Who knows." Xi Mei said.

Yin Shou was silent for a moment, then said, "Do you know Daji?"

"Oh." Xi Mei was not very happy: "Daji hasn't played with me for a long time, so I ignored her! It's useless for you to know her, I just hate her now!"

Yin Shou still wanted to talk, but Xi Mei suddenly yelled again: "Hey! You don't have pearls in your eyes, and your eyelids don't have much support. It's really unsightly if they are loose. Where are your pearls? I'll find them for you and put them on."

Yin Shou said, "Shen Gongbao poached it."

Xi Mei said angrily: "This Shen Gongbao really never does good things. He laughed at me when I was not a human being. Now he has become more and more ruthless, even bullying and teasing ordinary people! It's really annoying!"

Yin Shou said: "The fairy said that you can put my eyeballs on?"

Xi Meiyan said: "Shen Gongbao is amazing, and recently he got the Thunder Whip again, I can't beat him..."

Yin Shou also knew that Xi Mei was not very powerful, at most he was doing something to confuse the king, but his combat power was mediocre, but Xi Mei suddenly said happily: "Yes!"

Yin Shou hurriedly asked, "But is there any way?"

Xi Mei said: "Let Shiji rub a pair for you, this will support your eyelids!"

Yin Shou was already exhausted by her surprise, Na Ximei said again: "You don't know, Shiji rubs really well!"

So Ximei tossed and tossed, picked up Yin Shou again, stood in front of the bone cave, took a deep breath, and shouted: "Brother Dao——"

No one responded.

Xi Mei shouted again cheekily: "Xi Meier has entered your bone hole—"

Someone inside finally shouted: "Don't come in—"

"What?" Xi Mei shouted with a smile, "I can't hear you clearly——"

Ximei laughed loudly, carried Yin Shou on her back, and went into the bone cave.

The cave of white bones was gloomy and gloomy, and the light was entirely dependent on the phosphorous fire. After walking two steps, he encountered a few bats that had frozen to death.

"Oh, I haven't been to the Bone Cave for many years, but Daoist Brother Shiji still has such a good taste, it's really a stubborn stone."

Yin Shou lay on Xi Mei's shoulders, feeling that Xi Mei entered the depths of the cave three or two times, turned and turned around, obviously a regular visitor, he heard her light steps, walking extremely fast.

After a while, Yin Shou stopped suddenly feeling happy again. He felt that there were three people in front of him.

Seeing Ximei coming in cheekily, Shiji was not very happy, and asked irritably, "What's the matter?"

Xi Mei said, "Just now, I picked him up in front of Brother Dao's cave and found that he has lost his eyeballs. I want Brother Dao to rub a pair."

"No rubbing." Shiji said.

"Brother Dao~" Xi Meier said bluntly, "Xi Meier always comes here to relieve your boredom, and this person was picked up at the entrance of your cave, you must rub it right~"

Shi Ji's face was flushed, and he quickly covered it with his sleeve robe, stammering: "I said it... I said it, don't rub it..."

Biyun and Caiyun stood in front of Shiji at the same time, and said together: "Fairy! Don't tease my master (mother)!"

Xi Mei giggled and said, "How dare Xi Meier?"

Caiyun looked at her for a while, and then said to Shiji: "My lady, the fairy came from a long way, and she is your friend again. If you are rubbing stones on the left and right, it doesn't make much difference if you rub the stones right for that person."

Only then did Shi Ji put down his sleeve robe: "Since Caiyun said it, I'll rub it right..."

Xi Mei put Yin Shou on the ground, Shi Ji went over and saw that his eyeballs were scooped out cleanly, he lifted his eyelids and looked, and said: "You can rub Yin Shou, but Xi Meier, you are a dead man." What's the fun in playing around like this?"

"Eh?" Shi Ji stared at Yin Shou, wondering, "I seem to see the corner of his mouth move?"

Shi Ji pinched his face and said, "This touch is so fresh, as if it is still alive."

"..." Yin Shou said, "Take your hands away."

"Ah!" Shi Ji was startled: "Speak!"

"Hahahahahaha!" Xi Mei laughed and said, "Look at how scared you are! Anyway, you've relieved me of boredom, so don't come over here!"

Shi Ji said angrily, "If I don't come over, who will rub his eyes?"

"Okay." Xi Mei said, "You rub it, I want a good one."