Qin Shihuang and Duan Meng's face-slapping road

"Cuckoo!" You gangsters!I, Panda Panda, want to represent the moon and destroy you all!

Just after he finished speaking the domineering words, the panda finally fell to the ground, his face was full of justice, and he looked up at these bullies with malicious intentions.

"so cute!It makes me bloody!I, I want to contract Xiaopang!No one can compete with me! "

"You want to be beautiful!Pang Da is mine, soft and cute, and full of justice, but he doesn't know that his serious face is just... Poof haha, it can't be done, it's too cute, I have collected all the expressions of Pang Da, It's made into an emoticon pack, who wants it? "

"Me, me, me! "

"And I! "

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"By the way... can't your focus be on the subtitles?This panda chubby is cute and cute, but the subtitler who silently contributed is also very cute!This is a live broadcast. In order for us to understand it, the subtitler translated panda language for us immediately. It is simply the best subtitle in the world. Give it a thumbs up! "

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"Who are you?" The bullies were slightly angry, and all of them were tied up behind them, even if the victims were a group of weak girls, women, old women, and children.

"Cuckoo!" Let them go!I can still spare your life!Panda Xiaopang Da just roared, the big bully among the bullies, but turned around disdainfully, "It's just an animal, don't care about it, it's probably hungry and came out to look for food." It has quite a lot of meat, if you kill it and braise it, it must be delicious.”

The bullies rubbed their palms for a moment, and walked towards the seemingly harmless Panda Panda.

The big bully, on the other hand, went to find flowers and ask willows, and pinched the chin of a young woman. The young woman saw her eyes full of fear, but the big bully turned a blind eye and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we are all good people, we will It's very gentle." As she said, she "hissed!" and tore off her clothes.

"Help!" The young woman turned pale when she thought of the woman who was kidnapped like herself last night, and thought of how miserable she was after being handed over by a pig.

"No! You, stay away from me!" The young woman struggled and shrank back, but the big bully just walked towards her.

"The director has a good vision, this bully's acting skills are really good, especially the big mole on the nose, it looks unappetizing, so disgusting..."

At this moment, Panda Panda showed his might.

"Papa!" Panda Panda saw that the big bully ignored him so much and did bad things, he was instantly angry!

Waving the bamboo, "Papa!" With a graceful figure, he quickly passed through the bullies, "Papapa!" Hitting the bully horizontally with a bamboo, the bully was in pain, "Ah!" The bullies glared and raised their hands. When the knife was about to slash at it, Panda Panda scratched their faces with his paws. The bullies' faces were torn apart and bleeding profusely. They covered their faces and gnashed their teeth endlessly.

After Panda Panda finished all this in one go, he was still not satisfied with this, so he yelled "Cuckoo!"

Panda Xiao Pangda twisted his light body, stretched out his round feet, and kicked hard, hitting the bullies in the abdomen. The bullies were kicked out by this force, "Bang!" Ten meters outside the temple.

"Ouch! It hurts so much!" The bullies collapsed on the ground, wailing endlessly.

"Ah!Chubby is so handsome!Awesome!Moreover, covering your face is so cute!That graceful movement is so charming!no more! !I, I'm almost suffocating, it's so cute! "

"2333, the upstairs is really stupid, what is Xiaopangda's skill?Pushing the glasses, the lenses reflected a light, Xiao Pang Da must have practiced martial arts, but even if Xiao Pang Da has practiced martial arts, the touch of that **** belly must still be beautiful!As expected of my natal chubby, chubby is mine!You are not allowed to be wretched!No one can grab it!Who will grab it!I will kill anyone! "

"...Uh, what a crazy upstairs, I just saw the first half of the episode before, and thought that the upstairs was trying to spray the upstairs of the upstairs, but finally found out that the upstairs and the upstairs of the upstairs are true love.Ah, it's a mouthful. By the way, you can't even take the name of this bullet screen, and the function is a bit poor. "

"Pooh!Who do you say is true love?I don't like this guy. "

"Hey!I haven't said anything, and you despise me?You think I like you?Ha ha!Unless my brain gets into water, I won't like you even if the world is destroyed! "

"Upstairs, upstairs, stop duplicity, love and killing each other is not popular these days, dog and boy, get out together.Look at my contemptuous eyes==》

Barrages were flying all over the sky, Panda Panda didn't know it, he just held the bamboo tightly and stared at the big bully in front of him.

When the big bully saw that Panda Panda killed such a small soldier at once, he instantly lost his mood of seeking flowers and asking Liu, and was furious.

"Ouch!If people are ugly, they will look around, it hurts the eyes, rub your eyes, sure enough, (star eyes) you should look at the panda chubby to wash your eyes, the panda chubby is so cute~ Sure enough, no matter where the chubby is, it’s good Cute, so cute!Those little eyes just fascinated me"

"Hahaha!I sneered, hehe, another nympho!However, killing intent flashed in his eyes, he dared to block Panda Xiaopang's screen, die! "

"Are you here to mess with me?" The big bully was smarter than the bullies. He looked at Panda Panda calmly, clenched his fists, and asked, "Who are you? What sect did you learn from? Why did you find me?" Trouble, what enmity do you have with me?"

"Cuckoo!" I am from the panda world, and I have never had a master. As for enmity, I just see injustices and draw my sword to help!

Panda Xiaopangda has a righteous face, "Cuckoo!" If you put down the butcher knife now, you will become a Buddha immediately!

Obviously, the big bully didn't understand what the panda was saying. After a long time, he found that there was no expert behind Panda Panda.

Panda Xiao Pang Da grasped the bamboo tightly with his eyes and hands, and hit him with "slaps!" Every time he hit him, he hit him with full force, with a burst of fierce force, scraping the big bully's cheek in pain.

"Ouch!" The big bully was in so much pain, a hint of sinisterness flashed in his eyes, his backhand turned into a claw, with a purple light on the claw, poisonous!

Seeing this, Panda Xiaopang didn't panic, just stood back and held the bamboo tightly with both hands.

When the big bully swung his paws towards the panda Xiaopangda, the little Pangda appeared behind the big bully with ghostly footsteps, and his two paws interlaced and slashed at the big bully's neck.

"Bang!" The big bully was knocked out and fell to the ground, unconscious.

When Panda Xiaopangda finished cleaning up the bad guys, he jumped in front of the victim.

When the young girls saw this, their eyes were full of fear, "You, who are you?"

"Cuckoo!" I'm afraid, I'm a good person, not a bad person, and I will protect you.

"so cute!Why am I not a young girl?I really want to wear it inside and be rescued by Mr. Panda Panda personally. Those soft paws must be very soft. It’s so wonderful to think about it!I must make a promise with my body~》

However, the next scene angered the audience.

As Panda Panda was talking, Youyou stretched out his round paws to help them up, but they pushed them away abruptly. Panda Panda was caught off guard and fell to the ground, his fur stained with a little sewage.

"Monster! Run!"

《→→I really have no vision, I'm still a monster, bah, the panda chubby is a national treasure, the cutest! "

The young women who were rescued showed no gratitude, and ran to their homes screaming.

Panda Panda was left alone sitting on the dirty floor.

"Googoo?" Didn't I say that a good person who does good deeds will be thanked by people after beating off the bad guys?What am I doing wrong?

Panda Xiaopangda was in a slightly depressed mood.

"Okay, poor fat panda!Be afraid, let the zombie brother love you! "

"Eh, it's so pitiful, I really want to be beside him, rub his hair, and comfort him... Hey, no, what did the upstairs say?Brother Zombie! ? "

"I'm angry!I'm going to Longquan Mountain Temple, take two ghost characters, and curse the screenwriter who wrote this cruel scene!For daring to abuse my cute little Panda Panda, he deserves to be hacked to death!No one wants to stop me! "

But Panda Panda cheered himself up.

It must, must be that they are too afraid of bullies, yes, it must be!

Panda Panda patted his face with his round paws, swallowed his grievance and sourness, then raised his head and continued to work hard.

There is a woman holding a child in front of her, her eyes are full of slight fear.

"Googoo." Hello, I'm Panda Panda, you're scared, but I'm a good person, oh, no, I should be a good panda, you're scared.

"so cute!As expected of the healing Panda Xiaopang!It's so cute, I definitely want Chubby Antelope!So cute! "

"2333, huh, stupid human, you want an antelope, just an antelope?Is it possible?Let me secretly tell you a news, it is said that the official release of Xiaopangda's figure will be released tomorrow, at the location of xx, do you have an appointment? "

"No appointment, no appointment, I only go with the soft and cute panda Xiaopangda, not with the strange uncle"

Panda Xiaopangda twisted his body and jumped to her side. Before he finished speaking, he saw the woman holding the child, with a look of fear on her face, stepped back a few steps, and screamed: "Monster! Stay away from me!" ! Ahhhh!"

Obviously, pandas and human languages ​​do not understand, and the woman did not understand what she said at all.

Moreover, the woman had never seen a panda.

What's more, Panda Panda is also enlightened and able to talk.The flexible expression on his face made the woman terrified.

"Monster!"

The terrified woman picked up the child and fled without gratitude.

The panda was slightly disappointed, pursed his mouth slightly, and after a pause for two seconds, he cheered up again.

Panda Xiaopangda stepped forward and stood at the kinder-looking old lady.

Little Panda Panda specially adjusted his face to make it kind and friendly.

However, Panda Panda was opening his mouth, and when he was about to speak, he saw the old lady picking up a stone on the ground and throwing it at Panda Panda.

Little Panda Panda was hit by a stone, and it hurts so much!

"Ahhh!It's so disgusting!How dare you smash my chubby, you are looking for death! "

"that is!Our chubby is so cute, so kawaii, are they blind? "