Qin Shihuang and Duan Meng's face-slapping road

In the future star era 5879, in a bamboo forest, the national treasure panda, Pang Da, was lazily lying on the bamboo.

He lowered his eyelids, watching the graceful posture of the Kung Fu Panda waving its body on the screen projected by the optical brain, jumping off the bamboo, and doing panda martial arts himself.

Holding a bamboo in his hand, he kept twisting his body, "Papa Papa!" practicing martial arts.

After Xiaopangda finished practicing martial arts profusely, he lazily twisted his buttocks and climbed back onto the bamboo.

"Googoo." It's so boring.

Although Kung Fu Panda was left over from the previous era, Xiao Pang Da still couldn't fully understand the panda martial arts secrets contained in it.

But even if he didn't fully understand, he is already the number one panda in martial arts in the panda world.

I really want to be a hero.

But now, he can only eat bamboo.

Climbing to the middle of the bamboo, Xiaopangda shook his unbalanced soft body, and then slowly twisted a piece of bamboo from his side at random.

The smooth and delicious bamboo stood in front of him, Xiao Pang Da felt very happy.

He squinted his eyes comfortably, hugged the bamboo with his soft right paw, and gnawed slowly.

"Wow hoo hoo!"

The strong wind swept across the ground, and the bamboo forest swayed endlessly.

It's always been windy these days, and I don't know what happened.

However, every time there is no danger, thinking of the first time, the scene where he rolled and scrambled towards the house, Xiaopangda said that he had selective amnesia.

However, I don't know whether it is God making a joke on Xiaopangda, or Xiaopangda is really stupid. Chewing bamboo.

However, the panda's wish was not fulfilled, and it happened that the three-meter-high bamboo "Kacha" that the panda Xiaopangda climbed broke.

Xiaopangda felt a sense of weightlessness, and before he had time to use his martial arts, he made close contact with the ground with a "bang!"Just when Panda Panda was about to get up, something heavy hit his head suddenly, his eyes went dark, and he lost consciousness.

It's just that it's still playing in my mind,

"Bamboo, bamboo! You are so delicate, why did the other bamboos not break, and you still straightened your waist, but my bamboo broke? Bamboo, bamboo, you are so versatile. You can be used as a weapon when you hit people, and when you are hungry. Fill your hunger..."

When Little Pang Da rubbed his eyes with his round paws, he found that he had arrived in a strange country.

"Cuckoo?" Where is this?Panda Xiaopangda stood up and looked around.

Surrounded by green mountains and green waters, the small boat floated alone on the water, and the clouds like ink were slowly gathering.

"Goo." This is... a holographic game?The panda chubby propped his chin on a soft pad, squinting his almond eyes slightly.

So simulated here, what else can it be besides hologram?

Although he has already heard about holographic games, but as a martial artist, he has always been able to watch from a distance and not play.

Which bad panda is it that stuffed him into the holographic game? !

Just as Xiaopangda was thinking, a cold machine sound suddenly sounded in his ears.

"Ding——Congratulations to the host, you have safely arrived at "The Chronicle of Qin Shihuang". You are now in a certain place in Zhao State, please pay attention to safety."

"Cuckoo?" Safe?Little Fatty frowned slightly, rubbed his face, curled his lips and said, "Cuckoo!" Who are you?Is this the holographic game?I want to quit!It was that dead panda who sent me in without notifying me?

"Ding——respected host, this is not a holographic game, and you can't quit. In reality, you are dead."

"Cuckoo?!" What? !The little panda Xiaopang couldn't believe it. He twisted his body and clenched his fists. He thought he was fierce, but in fact he was soft and cute.

"The online celebrity system is serving you. If you want to go home, you need to buy a return ticket."

"Googoo?" Return roll?what is that?The panda chubby propped his chin slightly, and blinked his round eyes.

"The return scroll can bring the host back to reality."

"Cuckoo?!" Really? !Use it quickly, I want to go home.

"The host does not currently have a return ticket. If you want to get it, you need to buy it from the mall. The mall is not currently open. Your Internet celebrity level is 0. Would you like to start the live broadcast now?"

"Cuckoo?" Live broadcast?Little Fatty asked curiously, "Gu Gu." What was that for?

"You can earn interstellar coins, buy return tickets, and bring you back to reality. Do you want to start the live broadcast?"

"Goo!" Open!Panda Xiaopangda clenched his fists, and as soon as he finished speaking, he felt a sudden extra line of sight looking at him.

Panda Panda's neck was stiff, and his cute hair was disheveled in the wind. He looked left and right, but found no suspicious eyes.

"... Gu." Am I suspicious?After the panda patted its face with its round paws, it walked towards the suburbs.

But after taking two steps, the aimless panda became confused, "Googoo." You and I don't speak the same language, how did you understand what I said?

"Dear host, the Internet celebrity system comes with tens of millions of languages, it can distinguish your language, and analyze and understand it."

"Cuckoo." In other words, this is not a holographic game, but where is it?Then simulate.

"It's another plane."

"Cuckoo?" Plane?Panda Panda's eyes lit up, "Cuckoo!" Can I become a grand master like Kung Fu Panda?

"Ding—I have checked for you. Through continuous efforts, you can indeed become a grandmaster."

"Goo!" Great!Panda Xiaopang’s eyes were ablaze with flames. He never thought that dreams that cannot be realized in reality can be realized here. It’s great! ~

Panda Xiaopang propped his chin, squinted his eyes slightly, and a gleam flashed in his eyes, "Cuckoo!" To become a master of a generation, one must first establish a reputation and become famous everywhere!

Rubbing his little paws, Panda Panda moved his muscles and bones, thinking he was fierce, but in fact he was soft and cute and said: "Cuckoo!" Internet celebrity system, can you help me find out where the bully is?I want to beat the bully!Become famous everywhere!

"Ding——inquiring... already checked, there are a bunch of bullies in the north a hundred meters away from you, bullying the weak."

"Cuckoo!" The panda chubby supported the bamboo, leaped keenly, and jumped towards it.

But when Panda Panda was jumping around cutely and cutely, another world exploded.

On the major live broadcast platforms, a live broadcast room starring Panda Xiaopang Da suddenly appeared on the top of his head.

No matter how I delete it, how I make it, I can't remove it.

Even the channels that broadcast news and TV dramas on weekdays were replaced by Panda Xiaopangda's live broadcast.

That cute expression, that cute and not mixed with false movements, that innocent little eyes, simply killed the audience in seconds, regardless of men, women, young or old, they all captured them.

But in just a few minutes, this unknown little panda, Chubby, became popular all over the stars.

"Okay, cute little fat!The screenwriter has a good eye!However, screenwriter!Why don't you take me too, I really want to be wretched, no, it should be the bear hugging Xiaopang!Even the name is so cute! "

"wrong!Although the panda is very cute, you didn't realize that the scenery around him is so beautiful and real!Nothing artificial!This, what does this mean?As an archaeologist like me, this must be...the writer's director's true love for Panda Xiaopangda"

"Go back upstairs, isn't this nonsense?In this icy city, seeing Xiaopangda's swinging body makes my heart melt, so cute!I have never seen such a cute panda! "

"Looking at the panda, I bet my biologist's integrity, he is definitely a man, and the actor's name is Xiaopangda, I feel inexplicably... so suitable, how can I break it?"No, I can't, Xiaopang is too cute, I have to draw paper to stop the bleeding"

"Upstairs is a dead otaku. After the identification, the rotten man pushed his eyes and roared, expressing that the comrades who think the chubby is cute, raise your hands!"I have an internal relationship, and I plan to go to the crew, and I can bring a bunch of people along!Comrades who want to hug Xiaopang and rub his stupid hair, raise your hands! "

"Advertising is so ubiquitous, despise..."

"Dare to say that local tycoons are advertisements?What a sub!It is obvious that the local tycoon really loves Xiaopang!Are you blind?Local tycoons want to cheer up Xiaopangda! "I saw that the live broadcast screen was suddenly refreshed by Jin Yuanbao.

"If you want to spend money, you can spend money, and half of Xiaopang Da is blocked, what is this?"I want to kill you! "

"Wow!What a rich man!He actually smashed a billion dollars in one fell swoop"

"Little Fatty is so cute!Thinking of the scene when Xiaopang received a gift from Tuhao, Ben and Tuhao felt so happy!Ow! "

"snort!Who is better than whom!He's just a rotten man, and he looks down on this otaku!I want to smash it too! "

A bloody (golden) wind (yuan) blood (precious) rain caused the panda Xiaopang who was walking on the road to yawn.

"Googoo?" Did a panda speak ill of me?Panda Xiaopang looked up at the sky, thought about it suspiciously, and realized that he really didn't know which bad panda did it.

But he didn't know that his innocent appearance made the audience who were watching him howl!

Panda Xiaopangda just rushed to the Northland, but there was no one around, there was a small dilapidated temple in front of him, and there was noise from the temple.

Haven't rushed in yet, just listen

"Hey! Beauty, don't be afraid, let the brothers love you!" As soon as the obscene words fell, a sharp female voice pierced through the eardrums, "Help! Help!"

"So obscene!He even wanted to desecrate an underage woman!It is simply inhumane!He should be shot! "

"Upstairs, how do you know you are underage? "

"Ha ha!I listen to all kinds of voices, and I can tell the difference between the old and the young, but this is the first time I have heard such a beautiful and cute cry as Xiaopangda, it is so cute!Is this really an ordinary panda cry? "

If Little Panda Panda knew how those bullet screens commented on him on the live broadcast, he would definitely beat him up with his round paws!

But Panda Xiaopang didn't know, so he squinted his eyes slightly, and quietly came behind the wall, looking like a future master.

Then, "Crack!" Leaping on the bamboo, he smashed open the door!

"Bang!" The door was broken and scattered in all directions.