rainbow fart fight

Even an older child like Huo Yang is very good at being cute. At the beginning, Yu Xing was deceived by the appearance of being cute every day, so he made a debut with him in a duo for no reason, and lived together with him for no reason. Yes, I was missed...

Thinking of the past, Yu Xing felt unnatural for a moment, and coughed twice to cover it up.

"What's there to talk about."

"Just chat casually. I haven't contacted you in the past six months. You don't even miss me."

Huo Yang looked resentful, and Yu Xing felt that it was a correct decision for him to change his career to become an actor.

"Why do you miss you? Don't nag, it's like menopause."

Yu Xing turned back again, with his back facing Huo Yang, as if he didn't want to talk to him anymore.

"Don't disturb me, sleep."

As expected, Huo Yang kept silent, and looked at Yu Xing's back without blinking under the faint night light, his expression seemed a little lonely.

"Good night, Little Star."

After a while, he made a soft sound and closed his eyes.

Silent all night.

When Yu Xing woke up, the alarm clock hadn’t sounded yet. He looked at his phone and it was only past six o’clock, but he really couldn’t fall asleep. After all, his biological clock was used to sleeping for more than seven hours, so he forced himself to go to bed early last night. Naturally woke up early.

"Morning, little star."

Just when Yu Xing was about to turn over quietly again, Huo Yang opened his eyes, still sleepy, his voice was vague and deeper than usual, he half-closed his eyes, and smiled very gently, caught off guard When Yu Xing clicked, Yu Xing froze, feeling that the roots of his ears were gradually heating up.

"Wake up so early, don't sleep for a while?"

Huo Yang glanced at the phone in a daze, put it down and raised his hand to rub the corners of his eyes.Yu Xing swallowed quietly, suppressed his sudden turbulent heart, and looked away.

"I can't sleep anymore, I'm getting ready to wake up."

"Then I'll get up too, Xiao Xing,"

"Ok?"

"Can I have a good morning kiss?"

Huo Yang suddenly moved his head up, and Yu Xing sat up in shock. Yu Xing turned his blushing face away, lifted the quilt and got out of bed, and walked to the bathroom without looking back.

"Huo Yang, can you show some face?"

Yu Xing closed the bathroom door with an inexplicable guilt. The moment he closed the door, he vaguely heard Huo Yang's muttering.

"It's not that I haven't kissed before, you are stingy."

……

God knows what evil he did to be entangled by Huo Yang again.

Providence let us sleep in the same bed

The voting results came out soon. After all, there were less than 30 older audiences. The two idol-born male artists moved everyone present with their sincere folk songs, with 13 votes per person and 14 votes per person.

"Who do you two think has more votes?" The director of the editor smiled, as if he didn't think it was a big deal.

Yu Xing is a bit blind and clean, but it's not really cleanliness. A more reasonable explanation is probably hypocrisy. Let him live in a broken house in "ancient times", let alone sleep, and sitting on a bench will feel like sitting on needles

"It must be Xiao Xing, or why he is a singer now but I went to act." Huo Yang continued to spare no effort to flatter Yu Xing, with a cheerful appearance, he was not worried about his accommodation tonight at all.

"What does Yu Xing think?"

Unsatisfied, the director gave Yu Xing the question clearly.

Yu Xing glanced at the old men and old ladies who had moved their small benches to leave the battlefield one after another, and then glanced at the smiling Huo Yang who had just raised the corners of his lips, and spoke with difficulty but honestly.

"Huo Yang, he still has singing skills, and he is more popular with the elderly."

The editor's smiling face froze, and he secretly slandered, why does Yu Xing have no sense of variety show at all, and he answered a question in a rigid manner.

"I'm going to announce the answer," the editor, who was addicted to the guest role as the host, kept adding lines to himself, "The lucky one with one more vote is Huo Yang!"

As soon as the words fell, Yu Xing received two different gazes, one from Huo Yang with a hint of embarrassment, and the other from the director who was slowly looking forward to it.

Facing the editor's director's expectant gaze, Yu Xingfu understood the meaning of this gaze in an instant.He swallowed, and faced Huo Yang with a smile that was uglier than crying.

"I was indeed attacked by my brother's singing today."

He has passed away, who would have thought that Yu Xing would one day use his fans to blow his rainbow farts to other men, and this man is still his online counterpart.

The director of the editor was obviously startled by this blunt rainbow fart, and he didn't say anything for a long time, but Huo Yang didn't change his face, and he even showed an expression of enjoyment.

After such a toss, it was almost time for lunch. Although this ancient village is unpopular, there are still some tourists. Naturally, there is a farmhouse, so the program team rushed to it.

"Fried cicadas? Fried bean worms? Tofu mixed with toon?"

Huo Yang hugged the menu, and every time he reported the name of a dish, Yu Xing's feeling of vomiting deepened. This is not a trip to the countryside, this is a trip to hell that cost him his life.

"Is there a slightly lighter meal?"

Yu Xing resisted the urge to vomit and beat Huo Yang, and showed a smile that he thought was kind, and looked at the uncle who came to order for them.

The uncle has a simple and honest face, I saw him scratching his head, thinking about it for a while, thinking about what kind of lightness this "lightness" is.

"Hey, let's have three delicacies from the ground, sweet and sour pork ribs, and fried octopus." Huo Yang said again, and he opened his mouth to report all the dishes that Yu Xing likes to eat. He closed the menu with a smile, and handed it to him. The uncle who ordered food didn't take his eyes off Yu Xing for a moment.

"Little Xing, you should also try the ones you haven't eaten before. How do you know it's not good if you don't eat it?"

"If I don't eat it, I know it doesn't look good."

"..."

He had forgotten that Yu Xing was actually a standard face dog.

Yu Xing was very annoyed at Huo Yang's deliberate teasing, and used his back molars to eat the vegetables, fearing that he took the vegetables as Huo Yang and bit them hard.

After dinner, it was time to look at the house. Yu Xing was still very concerned about the place where he would sleep for three nights, so he urged the program team to go to the newly built homestay.

The house was built on the hillside, and it was a small independent courtyard. It was tall and bright. Although there was only one bedroom, the bed looked big and soft. Yu Xing couldn't help but secretly laughed when he saw it. When he thought that Huo Yang, who was annoying and talkative, was going to live in a small broken house, he was even happier, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter several times.

Next is Huo Yang's house. Originally, Yu Xing could rest, but with the mentality of seeing Huo Yang unlucky and happy, he followed suit. They walked east and west, and they walked for more than half a hour. It's only hours.

"Are you sure there are still people living here?"

Huo Yang, who failed to raise the corners of his lips, pointed tremblingly at the mud house in front of him, and looked at the camera brother with a sad face. The camera brother received Huo Yang's pitiful eyes and turned his head silently.

Huo Yang: ...

"Yes, I can live here...Look, the beds inside are all made for you."

The editor was also a little embarrassed, and gently pushed open the door that seemed to be falling down, and pointed to the only fresh large flowered quilt in the room.

Yu Xing's schadenfreude was over, now looking at this dilapidated house and Huo Yang who was extremely desperate, his sympathy began to overflow.

"Is this a dangerous house?"

As soon as Yu Xing opened his mouth, Huo Yang clung to him, leaning against Yu Xing in aggrieved manner, rubbing against him like a big abandoned dog.

"It's definitely a dilapidated house. Who is looking for this house? What if I fall asleep and the house collapses? If you bury me overnight and you find me the next day, I might be out of breath..."

Huo Yang hugged Yu Xing vigorously, and began to chatter endlessly.Yu Xing only felt that his head was full of black lines, so he shouldn't sympathize with this person who would shine brightly with just a little sunshine.

The director of the editor also knew that he was wrong, and he was still inexperienced. He only considered the effect of the program. If something happened to this house, their entire program team would be in trouble.

"Then, why don't Brother Huo really sleep with Yu Xing?"

Yu Xing who was suddenly cue:? ? ? ? ?Is there no house or bed in such a big village?

Yu Xing immediately pulled away Huo Yang who was sticking to him, and successfully withdrew the last trace of sympathy.

"Find him a new house and it's over. What's the point of living together and playing games in the morning?"

What Yu Xing said was righteous and strict, and he swore to the death to defend the dignity of the winner of the game.

The editor scratched his head in embarrassment, "No, we just installed cameras in these two houses. Now we have no manpower and no time to find a new house and install another one."

Yu Xing: ... Now he suddenly feels that this mud house is quite strong, and Huo Yang can sleep for a few nights without any problem.

So the fate of the two of them continuing to live together was finalized in this way. Huo Yang, who was in high spirits, hugged Yu Xing who was listless again, and happily went to the afternoon activities.

The director really did his homework. He said that to experience farm life is to experience farm life, which made the two of them pull the lotus root out of the water.

Yu Xing put on his "work clothes" and stepped into the mud with a tragic face, but he was relieved when he saw that the camera brother who came down to follow him not only had to run around with him, but also had to carry the dead machine Come on, people, it's always comforting to see someone who is worse than yourself.

"Little Xing! Look at my lotus root, it's so long and thick!"

After Yu Xing accidentally broke another lotus root for the sixth time, Huo Yang waved his trophy excitedly.

However, Huo Yang hadn't danced twice, only heard a slight crisp sound, and the section of the lotus root broke, and the section that fell was lucky to hit Huo Yang's forehead and head, "Boom"