rainbow fart fight

Whoever has the most will choose the house first. "

Yu Xing glanced at Huo Yang in surprise. Although both of them were born as idols, Huo Yang's talent is not singing and dancing, but also acting. Except for the first two years, the two of them focused on making albums and holding concerts The development paths of the latter two are more and more different. Huo Yang has not made serious songs for several years, but he has acted in a lot of dramas. This game is really Yu Xing's glory.

"God will not let me win," Huo Yang smiled, not worried about where he would sleep tonight, "I haven't sung much for several years, today is Xiaoxing's home game."

Yu Xing pursed his lips in embarrassment, and didn't say anything. Huo Yang had to liven up the atmosphere all the way. At the beginning of noon, they arrived at the temporary "stage" set up by the program group for them.

Yu Xing looked at the place called a "stage" on the first floor by the director, and silently supported his forehead. This simple stage is really not ordinary... There is no stage, so he circled a piece of land and swept it clean Clean, a mini speaker was placed next to it, and a banner was hung on the tree behind to prove that this is a stage.

There were twenty or thirty old men and women sitting in front of the field, all of them were full of high spirits. They watched their group coming, whispered in an unintelligible dialect, and looked at them from time to time.

Yu Xing had never seen fans of this age, and stood aside a bit at a loss, but Huo Yang let it go, took the microphone and circled around the group of old people, grandparents yelled, really An individual fan meeting.

After Huo Yang finished communicating with this group of older fans, he leaned over again, hooked Yu Xing's neck, and sprayed the hot air from his mouth to the tips of Yu Xing's ears: "These grandparents seem to be looking forward to it, you first Me first?"

Yu Xing thought for a while, he felt that he was not ready to coax fans over [-] years old, so he was unceremonious in his heart, and said very politely on his face: "You go first."

Huo Yang didn't write any ink, he was ready to go on stage with the microphone in hand, he didn't take two steps, he suddenly turned his head, looking at Yu Xing who was looking at his back thinking about what would be suitable for him to perform later, he smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, and blew a kiss to Yu Xing , turned around and ran into the circle, oh no, on the stage.

Yu Xing touched his disappointing ears, and didn't even think about singing, so he just looked at Huo Yang openly.

"Hi, grandparents, my name is Huo Yang, I'm 27 this year, I live in..."

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Huo Yang, what the hell is he talking about?Seeing that Huo Yang was on a blind date, they talked a lot before getting back to the topic. Those old ladies and wives were not only not bothered, but happier. Yu Xing was a little confused, but thought it was Huo Yang Crazy.

It wasn't until Huo Yang opened his mouth to sing that Yu Xing almost knelt down.

Huo Yang, a former serious pop singer who was born in a boy group and the lead singer of rap, is singing "Shandandan Blossoms are Red and Brilliant" hoarsely.In a daze, Yu Xing thought that he had come to the big country stage. He looked blankly at Huo Yang, who was so devoted to watching and singing. terrible thing--

He, Yu Xing, a serious idol who has thousands of fans, will be forced to separate from his idol burden today.

Huo Yang finished singing, and after saying goodbye to his old temporary fans, he walked up to the dazed and sad Yu Xing.

"Are we ready for the arsonist of the hearts of all ages?"

Shocked by the shock, Yu Xing silently took the microphone and walked onto the stage without a stage with heavy steps.

"Hi everyone, my name is Yu Xing..." Yu Xing paused, feeling very reluctant to bear the burden of his idol, "Today I bring you a song, "My Motherland"."

There was sparse applause from the audience, Yu Xing opened his eyes and tried to tell himself in his heart: You are a professional singer.

"A big wave is wide, and the wind blows the fragrance of rice and flowers on both sides..."

Yu Xing's voice is that kind of very clear boyish voice, singing such a folk song suitable for a soprano is pleasant to the ears.

"...in this warm land, everywhere is the sun of peace."

Fortunately, the song was not sung, and my favorite Yu Xing finished singing conscientiously. With a blushing face, he bowed to the group of old people and stepped off the stage as if fleeing.

The editor went up to do the vote counting. Yu Xing stood under the tree and took a few breaths of relief before relieving his blushing face.

"Today's loss is not wronged at all. Who made our little star not only good-looking but also first-class in strength."

Huo Yang spoke again, another rainbow fart.

Yu Xing stared at this rainbow fart man without any effort at all, and silently scolded the program crew in his heart: spicy chicken.

would you like a good morning kiss

After a simple dinner, Yu Xing and Huo Yang once again integrated into the elderly group. Huo Yang was in charge of chatting with the old ladies, and Yu Xing was in charge of playing chess with the old men.

Talking about this kind of thing is tailor-made for Huo Yang. He is like a fish in water among a group of old ladies, and all the smiling faces are like chrysanthemums.Yu Xing's situation is not very optimistic. The old man who played chess with him is almost a chatterbox.

Yu Xing was secretly annoyed, did he have a special physique to attract chatterboxes, Huo Yang was a chatterbox, and so was Xu Qiuyi, here he came to participate in a variety show, and he could meet chatterboxes.

Facing the old man who played back and regretted chess from time to time, he was so bitter that he couldn't tell it in his heart, and he couldn't really compete with others, but he was not a master who was willing to admit defeat. After playing a game of chess, he only felt that he was It's going to be hot.

Fortunately, older people like to go to bed early and get up early, and finally sent away the old man who was obviously a stinky chess basket but played endlessly. Yu Xingchang breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that his life was saved.

"That's the end of the recording today, you two have worked hard." The director of the editor smiled and greeted the camera to turn off the camera. Yu Xing pinched the center of his eyebrows a little tiredly. gone.Huo Yang was still saying goodbye to those old ladies at this time, a group of old ladies in their [-]s and [-]s were smiling brightly around Huo Yang, they only hated that this was not her own grandson.

"Wait for me, little star."

Huo Yang looked at the back of Yu Xing who hadn't gone far, and hurriedly got away, and chased after him in three steps at a time.

"Why did you leave by yourself and didn't call me?"

Huo Yang ran in a hurry, and when he put his arms around Yu Xing's shoulders, Yu Xing staggered and almost failed to stand still.Yu Xing angrily pushed away the hand that was fond of hooking his shoulders, and his voice was so faint that he couldn't hear his emotions: "I'm a little tired, I want to go back to rest early."

Yu Xing has a problem, and only those who know him well know that when people are unhappy, they show it on their faces, and when he is unhappy, he will turn into a paralyzed face with no expression on his face.

Huo Yang thought for a while, he didn't seem to offend him tonight, and he must not be the one who made Yu Xing unhappy, so he became bolder in an instant, and secretly moved back to Yu Xing's side.

"Why are you not in a high mood? What's wrong with you?"

Yu Xing glanced at Huo Yang, met those shining eyes full of concern, and turned his head back uncomfortably.

"Nothing, just tired."

After today, he came to a deep understanding of one thing. He, Yu Xing, has zero talent in variety shows, and he himself really doesn't like doing variety shows.

Rubbing his temples again, Yu Xing yawned slightly, realizing that he was really tired.

Huo Yang looked at Yu Xing who was sleepy before nine o'clock, and was a little confused.

What did he do today?I sang a song in the morning, pulled lotus root for a while in the afternoon, and sat there playing chess all the time in the evening. How tired are you?He clearly remembered that Yu Xing had a record of dancing for 10 hours in a row in the dance studio.

Huo Yang glanced at Yu Xing who obviously didn't want to talk to him, opened his mouth again and again, and finally chose to shut up rationally.

Yu Xing felt that his surroundings were finally clean, and the corners of his lips that had been drooping had a slight tendency to turn up.

The two quickly returned to the hotel room. Yu Xing took the clothes and went into the bathroom. After a day of tossing around, he felt that he was dirty to death.

As soon as he came out of the shower, he saw Huo Yang sitting on the sofa and looking straight at him. Yu Xing was baffled by his look, and he grabbed a dry towel and wiped his hair.

"Go and wash, I'll go to bed first."

Huo Yang nodded obediently and went into the bathroom. Yu Xing started to sit on the bed in a daze after drying his hair. Beside the bed, he was indeed a little worried.

Go to sleep, can't sleep, don't sleep, stare at Huo Yang?Listen to Huo Yang's endless Bibi?Yu Xingguang felt very dark just thinking about it.

He simply lay down, unable to sleep and trying to pretend to be asleep.

"It's so early to sleep."

Yu Xing was almost tired from pretending to be sleeping, and suddenly felt that the mattress was sinking, and Huo Yang lay beside him, hearing Huo Yang's regretful muttering, the corners of Yu Xing's mouth twitched, why don't you sleep , talk to him all night.

"Xiao Xing, are you asleep?"

... Huo Yang tried desperately, and even poked the back of his head. Yu Xing couldn't help but opened his eyes, turned over and patted Huo Yang away, wanting to continue poking his paws.

"Calm down."

Facing Yu Xing's sleepless eyes, Huo Yang was stunned for a moment, then smiled as if trying to succeed, and leaned his head towards Yu Xing again, a magnified handsome face occupied Yu Xing's entire line of sight.

"It's been a long time since I saw you. You don't want to talk to me these days. Let's chat for a while."

Chatterbox seems to be very good at acting like a baby,