I swapped bodies with my nemesis
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The character, after all, Su Mi is a man, and his personality is more suitable for Fa Hai...
"I choose Xiaoqing."
? ? ?What the hell? !
Everyone stared at Su Mi in astonishment. After a long time, Wang Linyu opened his mouth and asked, "Brother Sui, are you sure?" While speaking, he wanted to touch Su Mi's forehead to see if he had a fever, but Su Mi cleverly dodged.
"Sure." Su Mi took the long blue dress and wig by herself, "Please go ahead."
The dressing room was a temporary tent, and Su Mi was led in by the makeup artist.As soon as he entered, the crowd lost their composure and became chaotic in the wind.
"Why? What stimulated Brother Sui?" Wang Linyu secretly regretted that he didn't touch Su Mi's forehead just now, and he was really worried in his heart.
"I don't know, Brother Sui is my younger sister now?" Yang Nuo was indeed assigned the role of Bai Suzhen by Director Li, and took the costume as a joke.
Lin Muyu took Xu Xian's costume with a wry smile, and wailed in pain: "My Xiaoqing—"
"Aren't you better than me?" Xiao Qiangwei's face turned green, and she secretly exerted herself while clutching the cassock in her hand.
……
"Did I say anything?"
Why is there still the role of Hu Meiniang? !There was a set of Xu Shilin's clothes next to him, but Director Li gave him this pink skirt!Could it be that Director Li saw that he was pure zero?Wang Linyu was startled, and looked at Director Li in the wrong way.
There was only one dressing room, and four people waited anxiously at the door for Su Mi to come out, wanting to see how unconventional it was for Su Mi to wear women's clothing.They waited and waited, and finally there was a figure moving inside. They held their breath intently, and saw a white and slender hand pull open the curtain.
!!!
"Papa papa!" Four sounds sounded at the same time, and the bystanders felt a throbbing pain in their faces when they heard it.
It's an exaggeration, so you don't cover your eyes suddenly, right?Is it that ugly?Director Li looked over curiously, and then... "Crack!"
Didn't see it, really didn't see it!
I don't know who begged: "Brother Sui, can you change it back?"
Su Mi smiled and looked down at the two huge bulges on her chest, her tone was gentle and kind: "I can't."
The author has something to say: Applause for Sui Yi's scumbag quotations!Clap clap!It was so scumbag that I wanted to rush in and give Hu Suiyi a slap, telling myself to hold back, this is my own son.But sometimes I feel strangely that Sui Yi seems to be quite cute? ? ?
Let’s end the variety show part as soon as possible. This article should not be too long. If the variety show is too long, there is no great need.After the variety show is over, it's filming, and I can finally use my previous brains! !happy!
small theater
Sui Yi: Did you scold me?
Su Mi: No.
Sui Yi: After reading that poem several times, I felt something was wrong. To be honest, did you scold me?
Su Mi: Really not, I lied to you that you are a dog.
Sui Yi: All right.
……
Sui Yi:? ? ?
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The poem is made up by myself, any similarity is purely coincidental.
☆, no waves
Except for Su Mi, almost no one wanted to recall what happened on Mount Qingcheng.In the past, it was seeing the mountain and remembering the snake, but now it is seeing the mountain and remembering the chest.Those two big and round chests rose and fell violently with the expressionless Su Mi running, it seemed that if the movement was bigger, these two things would swell Su Mi's face.
No one can imagine how great Su Mi's psychological endurance is, how can she!How can you scratch your head and pose with a blank face? !Is this really the Brother Sui they knew? !Could it be a ghost?
Su Mi: You are the ghost!
The terrible impression is lingering, causing everyone to be speechless every time they face Su Mi. In addition, "Roommate" Reuters has become a hot search, and Su Mi's Xiaoqing dress has become popular on Weibo. Feeling embarrassed for Su Mi again.
But after all, they have all experienced strong winds and waves, and this embarrassment disappeared in less than two days, and then they saw Sui Yi come back angrily.
"Xiao Mi? Why did you come back so late at night?" Lin Muyu happened to be going downstairs to do some shopping, but just as he was going out, he bumped into Sui Yi who was running upstairs. "You look so bad, are you okay?"
Sui Yi didn't even look at her, "Get out of the way."
What's wrong?Lin Muyu stepped aside blankly, watching Sui Yi kick open the door.
"boom!"
"Get out of here!" Sui Yi roared, startling everyone.Even the cameramen woke up suddenly, but when they were about to record, they were pointed back by Sui Yi. "Let me down."
Lin Muyu saw that something was wrong, so she stopped going downstairs to buy things, and went to persuade others to fight. "Don't worry, just talk about it."
"Speak well?" Sui Yi sneered, grabbed Su Mi's pajamas by the collar, and stared at his hazy eyes just after waking up. "You hate me that much?"
Su Mi woke up with a start, and looked at him inexplicably, "What did you say?" Didn't he just wear a women's dress and become popular?How did you act like you did something outrageous?
And the trending search was posted two days ago, Sui Yi scolded him on WeChat after seeing it, why did he suddenly come back two days later?Is there another secret?
Su Mi narrowed her eyes, let the others leave temporarily, waved Sui Yi's hand away, closed the door and asked, "What do you mean?"
"What do I mean?" Sui Yi was so angry that his body trembled slightly, "You still ask me, I haven't asked what you mean!"
"Speak directly." Su Mi pulled her face down in displeasure, and anyone would be upset if she was woken up.
"If you mess with me, I never take it seriously. We mess with each other and fix each other. It's fair and just, and the fight is about winning or losing." Sui Yi's eyes were red, and he kept taking deep breaths of anger, "But why did you fuck me? Parents?!"
What?Su Mi froze for a moment, it seemed a little unbelievable, and after double confirmation, she realized who he was talking about. "I do not know how?"
He has never even met Sui Yi's parents, how could he mess with them?In addition, I have been recording programs, and I work on the computer in my spare time. How can I have this time?
Sui Yi was stunned for a moment because of his rhetorical question, so he found the screenshot of the news and showed it to Su Mi. "It's not you who spread rumors that I'm an illegitimate child and my mother is a mistress?"
The news has long been withdrawn, and there is no splash. It only said that the chairman of a certain company had an affair in marriage, and that the mistress forced her to death and took over the throne. It did not disclose any information about the "illegitimate child", but the relevant people saw it. You know who the protagonists in the news are.
"No." Su Mi turned cold.
"Heh. Are you still lying?" Sui Yi felt chilled.
"Whatever you want." Su Mi didn't look at him again, and went back to the room.Strangely, there is no anger or disappointment in my heart, which can almost be described as no waves.
He didn't even bother to explain to Yi, even if he said "I'm not this kind of person" "I didn't do it" so what?As long as others don't trust him, he won't explain to others.He's just so lacking in ambition, so unmotivated.
However, Sui Yi called him, regardless of whether Su Mi heard it or not, and said in a low voice, "Only you know the identity of my parents, not even Li Shengnan."
So?
"You say no, I can't believe you."
ridiculous.
"Ten years, I saw the wrong person. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."
Ridiculous.
"Because you have no parents, do you want to destroy my family?"
……
There was a dead silence in the room, and the air was so still that even snow falling on the ground could be clearly heard.Suddenly, several whistles sounded outside the window, piercing and sharp, like a bayonet, mercilessly piercing into the softest part of Su Mi's heart.Maybe it was too quiet, but he actually thought of the skewered heart on Sui Yi's phone case, and felt this picture so vivid for the first time.
Countless words of despair, anger, or powerlessness wanted to blurt out. They rushed to the throat, but were pushed back by a stronger force.
Without stopping, Su Mi went straight to the room and closed the door.Behind the door, he slipped to the ground, his eyes were already rosy.
After sitting for a long time, my legs became numb several times, and now my legs are painful and itchy like densely packed needles, and it hurts my heart when I move a little.
But Su Mi could bear it, got up and jumped a few times, staggered to the closet and dragged the suitcase out, and took out the set of equipment from the small pocket.
"Long time no see." Su Mi put on the fragrance of green love and greeted the screen in that tights.
Because the live broadcast was sudden, there were not many fans in the live broadcast room at the beginning.Su Mi specially ran to Weibo to appeal, and within two seconds, the number of followers directly exceeded one million.
Little Lv Ma Ma loves you: Why did you start a live broadcast suddenly with your brother? !
"do not like?"
Immediately there was a crowd of people who liked it.
Someone asked: What is Brother Sui planning to sing today?
Su Mi adjusted the position of the mobile phone, cleared her throat, and played songs on the mobile phone issued by the program group. "Call me a mic."
"Jinglei's sky-high cultivation level has fallen into my purple gold hammer!
Zi Dian said that the Xuanzhen Flame Nine Heavens Xuanjian changed the sky"
Follow my brother so fast! : Oh my god, why did Brother Sui catch up with the trend all of a sudden?
Beibei: That's right, brother Sui has always been a domineering old cadre president, hasn't he?
Su Mi caught a glimpse of their doubts, and thought that your Suigege had been replaced long ago. "You still think that what I sing can be played on the public screen. Today, it will be broadcast live until early in the morning. You don't have to stay with me all the time, just go to bed early."
Taking advantage of the end of the song, Su Mi took a sip of water, looked at the song titles and dances floating by on the public screen, and suddenly saw many people waving their hands, and asked, "Do you still want to learn how to do it?"
"Didn't you teach me last time?" After speaking, Su Mi played a song. "It's very simple, just turn around with me, and take your time first."
Passerby Xiaoer: Shocked!The Great Film King teaches hand flowering online!
Passer-by Xiaosi: Are you sick?
Unexpectedly, this id was not blocked again, so passer-by Xiaosi quickly posted a screenshot of Su Mi's flower hand on Weibo, and called on the black fans to break through the live broadcast room.Among them, Mengjiajun was the most active, staring directly at Mengjiajun's title and came over to scold him.
Follow my brother, my man: Why are there so many sunspots today?
Mengjiajun-Aze: You earthy film kings don't have the money to buy navy troops.
Mengjiajun—Yiyi: Moldy barley, biss with Yi.
Mengjiajun-Hundreds: A scumbag man follows Yi, ungrateful; thunder strikes from the sky, and he will die badly.
For a while, the live broadcast room was completely occupied by these crazy black fans. Where have these barley who have been protected by the navy all the year round experienced such battles?Many little girls with poor mental capacity were crying while swiping the screen under the leadership of rational fans. They wanted to take advantage of Su Mi's singing to put down these bad remarks.
However, they couldn't compare to the speed of the black fans at all, they could only watch in despair as Su Mi sat in front of the screen after dancing, and even stared at the screen intently.
The Barleys collectively thought: Brother Sui must have seen these bad remarks.
"Swearing is right, scolding is good, continue." Su Mi was happy to see this situation, he didn't know that the barleys below were affected by his "casual" attitude, many people suddenly stopped crying.
Above the Castle Peak: Sisters, don't pay attention to these sunspots, we don't care about it at all.
Su Mi:? ? ?Are you misunderstanding something? !
There was a voice of comfort from below: Yes, yes, yes, we have followed my brother for so many years, and we have encountered such a large-scale black fan.
Su Mi: There will be more in the future.
This time the live broadcast was really sudden, and the black trending search also rose rapidly. It is probably the navy recruited by Liang Zeying to hack "Suiyi" again.Li Shengnan was woken up by Wang Ming in the middle of the night, and looked at the trending search with a suffocated stomach, and immediately exploded.
"Hurry up and turn off the live broadcast room for me!" Li Shengnan was so angry that his lungs hurt, "You clearly know that someone is messing with you behind your back, so why are you rushing to give them black material?"
Su Mi didn't listen to him, she was still on the live broadcast, and after turning off the mic, she said, "I have my own plan."
"What do you mean?" Li Shengnan's fire went out a little, "Are you trying to lure a snake out of its hole?"
It seemed that Li Shengnan hadn't found out that Liang Zeying was doing "Suiyi", and when he heard Su Mi said that he had plans, he thought that he wanted to lure the snake out of the hole.
Su Mi responded perfunctorily, and hung up the phone after fooling around a few words.Just after hanging up the phone, someone knocked on the door, and Sui Yi was cursing vigorously outside.
No matter how much he scolds, Su Mi won't turn off the live broadcast, let alone open the door.The live broadcast didn't end until two o'clock in the morning, which resulted in two big dark circles under my eyes the next day.
Today is also the last mission in Jincheng, but Lin Muyu happened to catch up with their group's performance, and flew back to the company before dawn.
Director Li said with a smile that today's task is very easy, a day trip to the zoo, and playing with small animals.The guests expressed that they believed in you to be a ghost, but they were surprised to find that it seemed really easy?
Fishing for goldfish, feeding the little white rabbits, riding a horse for a walk...it's not difficult at all!
"The guests who have caught the least number of goldfish, please come out." Director Li suddenly said softly, and Wang Linyu walked out in a daze, and was led to the crocodile house to catch crocodiles.
The others rejoiced secretly, but Director Li said again: "When feeding the little white rabbits, please come out with the most vegetables left."
Xiao Qiangwei and Yang Nuo looked at the remaining amount of vegetables in each other's hands, as if they were the same amount?Then the two were taken to Lion Tiger Mountain to feed the lions and tigers.
Su Mi secretly rejoiced that at any rate, she competed with Sui Yi who was always in anger, and she completed it perfectly.
"Since Xiao Mi and Sui Yi performed well in all the activities, you can go with the breeders to play with the cute little animals intimately."
Wang Linyu & Yang Nuo & Xiao Qiangwei: Woohoo, I'm so envious!
After finishing the task, the three envied Su Mi and Sui Yi, it was like eating lemon, it was sour and bitter.Su Mi had a smile on her face, her expression was reserved and proud; while Sui Yi was so arrogant that she could hardly walk.
Five hours later, at sunset, the three hungry people sat in the dining room and ate.Wang Linyu stuffed a mouthful of steamed buns, "Are they still not coming back?"
Director Li replied with a smile: "I'll be right back."
This "immediately", waited for an hour.
...It turns out that the reward is the punishment.
#《室友》program group has no heart#
The author has something to say: My good friends were angry with Sui Yi, saying that they had never seen such a lowly person, and asked me to abuse them hard.Don't worry everyone, Gong will definitely be abused, chasing wives and crematoriums is not just for fun.
Take a vaccination, this is not considered irritating, in the future Sui Yi will say more irritating words and do more irritating actions.All judges, eat with caution.
☆、Malicious editing
A cock crow pierced the night sky, the bright lights on the square suddenly turned on, and the camera slowly moved to the three small houses.In the first house, Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei are sleeping soundly, their plain faces are quiet and beautiful; in the second house, Wang Linyu and Yang Nuo are in different bedrooms, one is snoring with a pillow, and the other is "big" The font, sleeping posture carelessly.
Narrator: I don’t know if the twin CP is also meeting Duke Zhou in his dream.
Barrage: The program team actually knew the twin cphhhh
"Get up quickly, sleep like a pig." The voice belonging to "Sui Yi" sounded, with disgust and ridicule.
"What?"
Suddenly a pillow flashed in front of the camera, it turned out that Su Mi picked up the pillow and threw it over after hearing Sui Yi's impatient voice.He was fully dressed, and he kicked Sui Yi when he went out.
Barrage: Falling in love and killing each other, I'm too cute!
Narrator: Both of you are full of energy today~
At this time, it was still dark, and Su Mi and Sui Yi set off on bicycles. When they saw Sui Yi sitting on the [-]th bar, the bullet screen went crazy, and they swiped the screen one after another, completely blocking the whole picture. .
Some people say: If you invest in twins, you will not lose money in this life.
Some people also said: This is not the real master sending out candy, it is the real master who pressed us into the sugar jar.
Some people had already gone to pick up Su Mi and Sui Yi's high school while watching variety shows, and just now, the two of them started arguing.
"You still dislike me? I didn't kill you last night because I was kind."
Barrage: What happened last night? !
This sentence made the barrage crazy again. They wanted to know what happened last night, but it didn't air later?The photographer buckles the chicken legs!
Someone on Weibo is analyzing the live broadcast: Last night, I played games and drank a large glass of bitter gourd juice with my brother. I looked very pale, and Xiao Mi kept disgusting my brother by the side. Could it be the two of you that night? Arguing?
Someone commented below: Are you sure you hate it? 【picture】
This picture turned out to be a screenshot from the first issue. The moment Su Mi put down the bitter gourd juice flashed by, Sui Yi looked worried.This picture is going crazy in the CP fan circle, and it is called a real hammer picture of falling in love and killing each other. Someone also arranged a character set for the two of them: black-bellied and indifferent domineering boss × arrogant and violent wife.
Su Mi: Tell me again?
This side is calmly analyzing, while the other side is already arguing in full swing.The mood in the barrage was ups and downs like a roller coaster. After seeing the two of them fell off the car, I felt very distressed. Then I saw why the two of them were arguing again?Immediately believed it was true again, and panicked.
Someone said: Love each other and kill each other, I think they are deadly rivals.
I have to say, you are telling the truth.
As a result, this statement was immediately "slapped in the face", and the two actually smiled when they got to the van. Only then did they realize that the two actors were acting again.
#Twin Tacit Understanding#
— Am I the only one who thinks Xiao Mi is super cute?
—You are not alone, you are so handsome and black-bellied with your brother.
—So the boss and the little wife are real!
The scene in the amusement park can be called a classic, everyone burst out laughing after seeing Su Mi and Sui Yi's group deflated.They watched with mocking smiles, and fainted from laughter when they saw two people sitting on the jumping machine.
—Xiao Mi acted as if she was not afraid at all, but she never opened her eyes once during the whole process.
When Su Mi came down with a pale face, everyone thought there was no hope for this group, but they heard Su Mi say: "Continue!"
"continue!"
"continue!"
……
-do not stop.
— Your statement earlier was dangerous? ? (But I feel sorry for them so much that I sat down three times in a row.)
— Fuck!Laugh with my brother!He laughed!Mom, I passed out~
Everyone looked over in shock, Su Mi looked at a certain place with a bright smile, her eyes were as bright as stars, joyful and excited.Barley had only one thought in mind: this seemed to be the first time seeing him smile outside of filming.
Yes, except filming, all the interviews, including Reuters, his face is always expressionless, even his eyes are cold.Some fans commented on "Sui Yi", saying that he is an empty shell, without emotions and desires, let alone a soul.
Now the Job's tears took a screenshot and posted it to that person's related Weibo, commenting "You're wrong", "He looks good when he smiles" and so on.
However, CP fans are all "knocked" again: I found that my brother Sui's mood swings are only obvious when he is with Xiao Mi.
There are also people who oppose the twins mocking: Is it because you get angry when you see Su Mi?I think the two of them are not in harmony at all, they explode at any point, they are purely enemies.It's not about falling in love and killing each other at all, believe me, sooner or later they will tear up.
The comment went unnoticed and almost no one saw it.The person who posted this comment did not expect that his speech would be published after a long time, and he would also be dubbed the "Emperor of Prophecy".
The show was still going on, and most people watched it carefully, while a small number of people didn't want to watch the other two pairs anymore, and skipped to the scene with Su Mi and Sui Yi.With this jump, they jumped to the place where the two of them were running around in the amusement park to do tasks.
On the Ferris wheel, after the two of them said "What the hell is this?", their expressions suddenly became a little strange. The audience thought they were tricked by the program crew, but they went to sit on the spinning chair in the next scene.
— Is this clip a bit confusing?Obviously, something must have happened to the two of them on the Ferris wheel, otherwise the expression could not have changed inexplicably.
They complained about the editing, but the editing didn't affect cp fans. CP fans can be said to have the most powerful ability to brainstorm, and they directly brainstormed that the two of them kissed on the Ferris wheel.But some fans also voiced doubts.
—I'm not black, I want to say why is Brother Sui so smart?IQ?
—Actually, I always felt something was wrong. Since the first issue, I followed my brother and acted extraordinarily smart, not only in the amusement park in this issue, but also in the guessing answers in hotels and parks.
—Let me tell you something, our Brother Mi is a top student who graduated from the prestigious 985 University, why is he acting so... stupid in this show?
—The program group maliciously edited, it's a real hammer!
There was another ups and downs of cursing on Weibo, but this time the sunspots turned out to be against the barley, echoing the malicious editing of the barley's crusade against the show, forcibly slopping the character, saying that "Sui Yi" is a real idiot.
Barley:? ? ?
Sui Yi: Are you all black fans? !
The scolding war intensified, and the program team had no choice but to quickly come out and post a Weibo to clarify: "The Roommate's Adventure Travel" program has always focused on "reality", and here you will see the most authentic side of the guests.They are cute and serious, hardworking and persistent, each has its own advantages, and each has its own strengths.Lin Muyu is "lively and hardworking", Xiao Qiangwei is "charming and charming", Yang Nuo is "a domineering female man", Wang Linyu is "a delicate little prince", Sui Yi is a "gentle gentleman", Su Mi is "proud and hides clumsiness".
This Weibo was directly sent to the top [-] hot searches, and the fans and melon eaters were dumbfounded when they saw it.
Barley: Refuse to flatter.
Mengjiajun: Are you joking?Sui Yi is well-known in the entertainment industry for his bad temper and bad manners. Are you sure he is a gentle gentleman?
Su Mi fan: ...Brother Mi has always been a handsome young man, gentle and polite, never beating around the bush.With a score of 739 in the college entrance examination, he was admitted to a prestigious university. Both high school and university classmates gave him very good evaluations.As for hiding clumsiness, I don't think it's necessary. Brother Mi's intelligence is exuded from the inside out. Even if he doesn't say a word, his temperament tells you that he is not an ordinary person.
People who eat melons: 739 points?Su Mi?seriously.
They were shocked, and hurried to find out if there was a person named Su Mi in all the well-known universities, and they really found out!
Su Mi is the one with the highest score among the 2011 students of Q University, majoring in finance, and the scholarship is soft.Not only that, there are countless trophies in various competitions, such as "Campus Singer Award", "Campus Photographer", etc., whether it was the teachers or students at the time, they almost always mentioned Su Mi in their past speeches.
"Fairy looks", "students", "gentle and polite", without exception, are all praises, and they are well-deserved stars without any black material.
Now the program team was scolded again, and the program team expressed that they were suffering and couldn't explain it clearly. This is what they saw!
This is really no wonder the program crew, after all, except for the parties involved, no one would have thought that the two people would have exchanged souls, leading to this kind of oolong.
However, the two parties are still vigilant. If there is one, there will be two, and there will be another speculation in the future.Although they dislike each other, life-related matters should not be underestimated.
"Be smart, and be careful when we meet in the laboratory." Soul swapping is too unreal, and if it is really made public one day, it will definitely cause shocking waves.
Once it is targeted, it will be faced with countless precision instruments in the laboratory.Regardless of whether it is researched or not, the final result will not be good.If they didn't research it, Su Mi and Sui Yi stayed in the laboratory all day long in fear; if they did it, the most likely thing is to conceal the matter, and it is inevitable that someone with a heart will do some bad things by exchanging souls.At that time, it will harm the entire human society.
Regardless of whether it is for herself or for the society, Su Mi believes that the matter of soul exchange should not be known by a third person.
"Do you think I'm a fool?" Sui Yi admits when others say that Sui Yi is a poor student; but when others say that he is stupid, Sui Yi will never admit that he will even beat you up.
……
Don't put on that look of being a fool, okay?
Sui Yi glared at him, he was out of temper before, and he decided that Su Mi was against his family when he came up, but after calming down, he felt that based on his 12 years of understanding of Su Mi, Su Mi should not be this kind of person.He was also looking into who spread the rumors, but the news was like a drop of water falling into the ocean, without causing any waves.
He also realized one thing, although Liang Zeying had a financial backer, her financial backer definitely didn't have such a great ability to make the clothes seamless.
Besides Liang Zeying, there is another person or another group trying to destroy him.
The author has something to say: It's time for the boring and watery variety show rewatching session again... My writing really can't support this kind of plot.The writing is weird, but I can't find the problem. It's a small bug. It seems that it needs to be filmed twice a week. When I wrote this chapter, I found that the content of the second issue was too much? !Then I found out that I forgot the previous content when I wrote it before, which caused the rhythm to be messed up later Orz
Our Brother Mi's background has been slowly picked up by the people who eat melons. The outstanding Brother Mi is going to be popular!
Su Mi: Don't, don't, I don't want to be popular, I just want to be a quiet and handsome man.
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small theater
When "Sui Yi" performed well in the show.
Barley: We can't be so smart with our elder brother!
Sui Yi:?
When "Sui Yi" is praised as a gentle gentleman.
Barley: Refuse to be flattered!
Sui Yi:? ?
Dang Suiyi was black-tempered and had a low IQ.
Barley: This...can't be washed.
Sui Yi:? ? ?
Sui Yi: I suspect that you are the biggest obstacle in my acting career.
☆, a little daily life
Su Mi believes that shooting variety shows is the same as military training.At the beginning, I resisted very much, and the middle was painful, and at the end, I began to feel reluctant to give up.He was a little bit reluctant now, he couldn't let go of Director Li's squinting smile; he didn't want to let go of the other four human guests.
"How about we ask Director Li to film "Roommate 2" again?" Lin Muyu suggested.
Forget it, forget it, Su Mi suppressed the reluctance in her heart, "Resist" was written all over her body.
More than a month has passed in a flash, and the five-week filming officially ended today.The variety show starts on time at eight o'clock every Friday, and the popularity can't stop.Every Friday, there will be new memes on Weibo, and the emoji pack is even handy.Although some people don't pay attention to the guests here, they must all know some of the stalks that have become popular.
The guests and the program team had a meal at the local hotel that night. After the meal, they could choose to stay here for one night, or fly home immediately.
Apart from Yang Nuo, Wang Linyu and Sui Yi among the guests, the other three have jobs tomorrow.So the three waved goodbye and returned to the capital together.
Then they were secretly photographed by passers-by and posted on Weibo, and the Mengjia soldiers immediately started black "Sui Yi" hugging left and right, a model among scumbags.Su Mi was speechless immediately, thinking that this was the worst batch of black fans he had ever brought!
On the first-class cabin of the plane, Su Mi put on a blindfold and closed her eyes to rest.The place they went to last time was in the southernmost small city, far away from the capital, and it was about three or four o'clock in the morning.
He was going to shoot a commercial early in the morning. This was the itinerary that Li Shengnan had set for him. He said that he had a friendship with the director of the commercial, so he had to accept it.
The advertising director's surname is Chen.Director Chen was originally a photographer. Ten years ago, he was not well-known in the circle. It was not because of his lack of ability, but because it was hard to find a bosom friend.A thousand-mile horse often exists, but Bole does not.Director Chen is a great horse, but it's a pity that Bole didn't discover his talent for a long time.Until ten years ago, Sui Yi, who became famous with his first play, found Director Chen and asked him to help him take a set of photos.
Once the set of photos was completed, the whole Internet exploded.Director Chen became famous because of this, and after a lot of hard work, he found his own direction. After several years, he became a well-known advertising director and well-known photographer.
……
"Hey."
Su Mi raised the blindfold slightly, raised her eyelids sleepily and took a look, and immediately woke up when she saw someone. "Go down."
"How do you want me to get out?" Sui Yi choked, and sat on the seat next to Su Mi. "What's the itinerary tomorrow?"
There were not many people on the first-class cabin, Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei had already fallen asleep, and almost no one paid attention to this side.Sui Yi was also afraid, and his words would not reveal anything that violated his identity.
However... "It's none of your business?" Su Mi put on the blindfold and turned her head to the side, ignoring him.
Co-authoring you and telling me to be cautious is just to block my words?Sui Yi was stagnant, so angry that he came up, and wanted to shout: "I don't know my own itinerary?" But he didn't dare, so he could only take out a pen and paper to write in resentment, and threw it in a ball after writing.
"Crack." Su Mi didn't respond.
"啪" "啪" "啪"×n
Sui Yi couldn't bear it anymore, the index finger that was poking Su Mi's arm suddenly turned and shook the back of Su Mi's chair. "Hello!"
...no response.Breathing steadily, should be asleep.
"Fuck!" Sui Yi was annoyed, took out his blindfold and went to sleep angrily.
—
The whole journey was silent, after getting off the plane, Su Mi was picked up by Li Shengnan, and Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei also waved goodbye.Sui Yi boarded the plane suddenly, so he didn't have time to notify his agent to pick him up, so he was driving a taxi at the airport by himself.
The scenery outside the window receded rapidly, Su Mi withdrew her gaze from Sui Yi, and took out a few balls of paper from her pocket.
"What is this?" Li Shengnan asked him curiously.
"It's nothing." Su Mi pushed back, "It's just trash."
The atmosphere was quiet for a moment, and Li Shengnan suddenly asked him, "Did you enjoy the shooting?"
Su Mi was a little surprised, he thought that Li Shengnan would blame him for following Yi Tiebei on the show - he didn't expect Li Shengnan to ask him if he was happy.He was immediately moved, and tears filled his eyes: "It's okay..."
"That's fine. I'll go back and write a [-]-word reflection later."
What? !Su Mi's tears were taken away as soon as she said, "Why?!"
"I still ask why." Li Shengnan sneered, "You don't know how many trending searches in the past five weeks? You don't know if you have more than 50 CP followers?"
No wonder when I called Li Shengnan before, he always hung up after a few words.It turned out that he was holding back his anger, and he was afraid that he would scold him on the phone. "You calm down first, listen to my excuse..."
Li Shengnan was about to say, "You explain what a ghost" but after thinking about it, he immediately became anxious: "You still want to defend? Okay, write it all in my reflection, and you will not be allowed to sleep until you write [-] words!"
"Isn't it still [-] words just now?!" Why are you still sitting on the ground and raising the price!
"Thirty thousand." Li Shengnan was merciless, like a cold robot.
Su Mi hurriedly stopped: "Stop, stop, stop! Ten thousand, okay?"
"That's it."
This is considered kind... Wait, he obviously doesn't need to write it!Who is the boss and who is the subordinate? Hey!It was the first time for Su Mi to be tricked by someone, and she was extremely depressed.
It was already past four o'clock in the morning when we got back to the villa. Li Shengnan went home to sleep after seeing him off.When I left, I took away the few vegetables left in the refrigerator.
Su Mi rummaged through the cabinet and only found a bucket of instant noodles that were about to expire in the cabinet. After soaking them briefly, she took out the paper ball in her pocket and planned to throw it into the trash can.However, at the moment of throwing it away, he didn't know why he hesitated for a moment, and when he found himself hesitating, he immediately slapped himself, and then threw it all away.
"Ding Dong~" Wechat rang, and Su Mi took a look while eating instant noodles, but it was a message from Manager Gu.
After adding Manager Gu, the two of them barely talked to each other except for the initial greeting.Su Mi is not a proactive person either, adding his contact information is just because she has a good impression of him.He ignored Su Mi, and Su Mi would not make fun of herself.
But why did you suddenly find him today?
—The recording is over?
Su Mi raised her eyebrows slightly, wondering how he knew.
-Um.
—I saw the airport map on Weibo, so I came here to ask you.busy lately?
It turned out to be the case.
-oh.Not too busy.
there no more
"I choose Xiaoqing."
? ? ?What the hell? !
Everyone stared at Su Mi in astonishment. After a long time, Wang Linyu opened his mouth and asked, "Brother Sui, are you sure?" While speaking, he wanted to touch Su Mi's forehead to see if he had a fever, but Su Mi cleverly dodged.
"Sure." Su Mi took the long blue dress and wig by herself, "Please go ahead."
The dressing room was a temporary tent, and Su Mi was led in by the makeup artist.As soon as he entered, the crowd lost their composure and became chaotic in the wind.
"Why? What stimulated Brother Sui?" Wang Linyu secretly regretted that he didn't touch Su Mi's forehead just now, and he was really worried in his heart.
"I don't know, Brother Sui is my younger sister now?" Yang Nuo was indeed assigned the role of Bai Suzhen by Director Li, and took the costume as a joke.
Lin Muyu took Xu Xian's costume with a wry smile, and wailed in pain: "My Xiaoqing—"
"Aren't you better than me?" Xiao Qiangwei's face turned green, and she secretly exerted herself while clutching the cassock in her hand.
……
"Did I say anything?"
Why is there still the role of Hu Meiniang? !There was a set of Xu Shilin's clothes next to him, but Director Li gave him this pink skirt!Could it be that Director Li saw that he was pure zero?Wang Linyu was startled, and looked at Director Li in the wrong way.
There was only one dressing room, and four people waited anxiously at the door for Su Mi to come out, wanting to see how unconventional it was for Su Mi to wear women's clothing.They waited and waited, and finally there was a figure moving inside. They held their breath intently, and saw a white and slender hand pull open the curtain.
!!!
"Papa papa!" Four sounds sounded at the same time, and the bystanders felt a throbbing pain in their faces when they heard it.
It's an exaggeration, so you don't cover your eyes suddenly, right?Is it that ugly?Director Li looked over curiously, and then... "Crack!"
Didn't see it, really didn't see it!
I don't know who begged: "Brother Sui, can you change it back?"
Su Mi smiled and looked down at the two huge bulges on her chest, her tone was gentle and kind: "I can't."
The author has something to say: Applause for Sui Yi's scumbag quotations!Clap clap!It was so scumbag that I wanted to rush in and give Hu Suiyi a slap, telling myself to hold back, this is my own son.But sometimes I feel strangely that Sui Yi seems to be quite cute? ? ?
Let’s end the variety show part as soon as possible. This article should not be too long. If the variety show is too long, there is no great need.After the variety show is over, it's filming, and I can finally use my previous brains! !happy!
small theater
Sui Yi: Did you scold me?
Su Mi: No.
Sui Yi: After reading that poem several times, I felt something was wrong. To be honest, did you scold me?
Su Mi: Really not, I lied to you that you are a dog.
Sui Yi: All right.
……
Sui Yi:? ? ?
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The poem is made up by myself, any similarity is purely coincidental.
☆, no waves
Except for Su Mi, almost no one wanted to recall what happened on Mount Qingcheng.In the past, it was seeing the mountain and remembering the snake, but now it is seeing the mountain and remembering the chest.Those two big and round chests rose and fell violently with the expressionless Su Mi running, it seemed that if the movement was bigger, these two things would swell Su Mi's face.
No one can imagine how great Su Mi's psychological endurance is, how can she!How can you scratch your head and pose with a blank face? !Is this really the Brother Sui they knew? !Could it be a ghost?
Su Mi: You are the ghost!
The terrible impression is lingering, causing everyone to be speechless every time they face Su Mi. In addition, "Roommate" Reuters has become a hot search, and Su Mi's Xiaoqing dress has become popular on Weibo. Feeling embarrassed for Su Mi again.
But after all, they have all experienced strong winds and waves, and this embarrassment disappeared in less than two days, and then they saw Sui Yi come back angrily.
"Xiao Mi? Why did you come back so late at night?" Lin Muyu happened to be going downstairs to do some shopping, but just as he was going out, he bumped into Sui Yi who was running upstairs. "You look so bad, are you okay?"
Sui Yi didn't even look at her, "Get out of the way."
What's wrong?Lin Muyu stepped aside blankly, watching Sui Yi kick open the door.
"boom!"
"Get out of here!" Sui Yi roared, startling everyone.Even the cameramen woke up suddenly, but when they were about to record, they were pointed back by Sui Yi. "Let me down."
Lin Muyu saw that something was wrong, so she stopped going downstairs to buy things, and went to persuade others to fight. "Don't worry, just talk about it."
"Speak well?" Sui Yi sneered, grabbed Su Mi's pajamas by the collar, and stared at his hazy eyes just after waking up. "You hate me that much?"
Su Mi woke up with a start, and looked at him inexplicably, "What did you say?" Didn't he just wear a women's dress and become popular?How did you act like you did something outrageous?
And the trending search was posted two days ago, Sui Yi scolded him on WeChat after seeing it, why did he suddenly come back two days later?Is there another secret?
Su Mi narrowed her eyes, let the others leave temporarily, waved Sui Yi's hand away, closed the door and asked, "What do you mean?"
"What do I mean?" Sui Yi was so angry that his body trembled slightly, "You still ask me, I haven't asked what you mean!"
"Speak directly." Su Mi pulled her face down in displeasure, and anyone would be upset if she was woken up.
"If you mess with me, I never take it seriously. We mess with each other and fix each other. It's fair and just, and the fight is about winning or losing." Sui Yi's eyes were red, and he kept taking deep breaths of anger, "But why did you fuck me? Parents?!"
What?Su Mi froze for a moment, it seemed a little unbelievable, and after double confirmation, she realized who he was talking about. "I do not know how?"
He has never even met Sui Yi's parents, how could he mess with them?In addition, I have been recording programs, and I work on the computer in my spare time. How can I have this time?
Sui Yi was stunned for a moment because of his rhetorical question, so he found the screenshot of the news and showed it to Su Mi. "It's not you who spread rumors that I'm an illegitimate child and my mother is a mistress?"
The news has long been withdrawn, and there is no splash. It only said that the chairman of a certain company had an affair in marriage, and that the mistress forced her to death and took over the throne. It did not disclose any information about the "illegitimate child", but the relevant people saw it. You know who the protagonists in the news are.
"No." Su Mi turned cold.
"Heh. Are you still lying?" Sui Yi felt chilled.
"Whatever you want." Su Mi didn't look at him again, and went back to the room.Strangely, there is no anger or disappointment in my heart, which can almost be described as no waves.
He didn't even bother to explain to Yi, even if he said "I'm not this kind of person" "I didn't do it" so what?As long as others don't trust him, he won't explain to others.He's just so lacking in ambition, so unmotivated.
However, Sui Yi called him, regardless of whether Su Mi heard it or not, and said in a low voice, "Only you know the identity of my parents, not even Li Shengnan."
So?
"You say no, I can't believe you."
ridiculous.
"Ten years, I saw the wrong person. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."
Ridiculous.
"Because you have no parents, do you want to destroy my family?"
……
There was a dead silence in the room, and the air was so still that even snow falling on the ground could be clearly heard.Suddenly, several whistles sounded outside the window, piercing and sharp, like a bayonet, mercilessly piercing into the softest part of Su Mi's heart.Maybe it was too quiet, but he actually thought of the skewered heart on Sui Yi's phone case, and felt this picture so vivid for the first time.
Countless words of despair, anger, or powerlessness wanted to blurt out. They rushed to the throat, but were pushed back by a stronger force.
Without stopping, Su Mi went straight to the room and closed the door.Behind the door, he slipped to the ground, his eyes were already rosy.
After sitting for a long time, my legs became numb several times, and now my legs are painful and itchy like densely packed needles, and it hurts my heart when I move a little.
But Su Mi could bear it, got up and jumped a few times, staggered to the closet and dragged the suitcase out, and took out the set of equipment from the small pocket.
"Long time no see." Su Mi put on the fragrance of green love and greeted the screen in that tights.
Because the live broadcast was sudden, there were not many fans in the live broadcast room at the beginning.Su Mi specially ran to Weibo to appeal, and within two seconds, the number of followers directly exceeded one million.
Little Lv Ma Ma loves you: Why did you start a live broadcast suddenly with your brother? !
"do not like?"
Immediately there was a crowd of people who liked it.
Someone asked: What is Brother Sui planning to sing today?
Su Mi adjusted the position of the mobile phone, cleared her throat, and played songs on the mobile phone issued by the program group. "Call me a mic."
"Jinglei's sky-high cultivation level has fallen into my purple gold hammer!
Zi Dian said that the Xuanzhen Flame Nine Heavens Xuanjian changed the sky"
Follow my brother so fast! : Oh my god, why did Brother Sui catch up with the trend all of a sudden?
Beibei: That's right, brother Sui has always been a domineering old cadre president, hasn't he?
Su Mi caught a glimpse of their doubts, and thought that your Suigege had been replaced long ago. "You still think that what I sing can be played on the public screen. Today, it will be broadcast live until early in the morning. You don't have to stay with me all the time, just go to bed early."
Taking advantage of the end of the song, Su Mi took a sip of water, looked at the song titles and dances floating by on the public screen, and suddenly saw many people waving their hands, and asked, "Do you still want to learn how to do it?"
"Didn't you teach me last time?" After speaking, Su Mi played a song. "It's very simple, just turn around with me, and take your time first."
Passerby Xiaoer: Shocked!The Great Film King teaches hand flowering online!
Passer-by Xiaosi: Are you sick?
Unexpectedly, this id was not blocked again, so passer-by Xiaosi quickly posted a screenshot of Su Mi's flower hand on Weibo, and called on the black fans to break through the live broadcast room.Among them, Mengjiajun was the most active, staring directly at Mengjiajun's title and came over to scold him.
Follow my brother, my man: Why are there so many sunspots today?
Mengjiajun-Aze: You earthy film kings don't have the money to buy navy troops.
Mengjiajun—Yiyi: Moldy barley, biss with Yi.
Mengjiajun-Hundreds: A scumbag man follows Yi, ungrateful; thunder strikes from the sky, and he will die badly.
For a while, the live broadcast room was completely occupied by these crazy black fans. Where have these barley who have been protected by the navy all the year round experienced such battles?Many little girls with poor mental capacity were crying while swiping the screen under the leadership of rational fans. They wanted to take advantage of Su Mi's singing to put down these bad remarks.
However, they couldn't compare to the speed of the black fans at all, they could only watch in despair as Su Mi sat in front of the screen after dancing, and even stared at the screen intently.
The Barleys collectively thought: Brother Sui must have seen these bad remarks.
"Swearing is right, scolding is good, continue." Su Mi was happy to see this situation, he didn't know that the barleys below were affected by his "casual" attitude, many people suddenly stopped crying.
Above the Castle Peak: Sisters, don't pay attention to these sunspots, we don't care about it at all.
Su Mi:? ? ?Are you misunderstanding something? !
There was a voice of comfort from below: Yes, yes, yes, we have followed my brother for so many years, and we have encountered such a large-scale black fan.
Su Mi: There will be more in the future.
This time the live broadcast was really sudden, and the black trending search also rose rapidly. It is probably the navy recruited by Liang Zeying to hack "Suiyi" again.Li Shengnan was woken up by Wang Ming in the middle of the night, and looked at the trending search with a suffocated stomach, and immediately exploded.
"Hurry up and turn off the live broadcast room for me!" Li Shengnan was so angry that his lungs hurt, "You clearly know that someone is messing with you behind your back, so why are you rushing to give them black material?"
Su Mi didn't listen to him, she was still on the live broadcast, and after turning off the mic, she said, "I have my own plan."
"What do you mean?" Li Shengnan's fire went out a little, "Are you trying to lure a snake out of its hole?"
It seemed that Li Shengnan hadn't found out that Liang Zeying was doing "Suiyi", and when he heard Su Mi said that he had plans, he thought that he wanted to lure the snake out of the hole.
Su Mi responded perfunctorily, and hung up the phone after fooling around a few words.Just after hanging up the phone, someone knocked on the door, and Sui Yi was cursing vigorously outside.
No matter how much he scolds, Su Mi won't turn off the live broadcast, let alone open the door.The live broadcast didn't end until two o'clock in the morning, which resulted in two big dark circles under my eyes the next day.
Today is also the last mission in Jincheng, but Lin Muyu happened to catch up with their group's performance, and flew back to the company before dawn.
Director Li said with a smile that today's task is very easy, a day trip to the zoo, and playing with small animals.The guests expressed that they believed in you to be a ghost, but they were surprised to find that it seemed really easy?
Fishing for goldfish, feeding the little white rabbits, riding a horse for a walk...it's not difficult at all!
"The guests who have caught the least number of goldfish, please come out." Director Li suddenly said softly, and Wang Linyu walked out in a daze, and was led to the crocodile house to catch crocodiles.
The others rejoiced secretly, but Director Li said again: "When feeding the little white rabbits, please come out with the most vegetables left."
Xiao Qiangwei and Yang Nuo looked at the remaining amount of vegetables in each other's hands, as if they were the same amount?Then the two were taken to Lion Tiger Mountain to feed the lions and tigers.
Su Mi secretly rejoiced that at any rate, she competed with Sui Yi who was always in anger, and she completed it perfectly.
"Since Xiao Mi and Sui Yi performed well in all the activities, you can go with the breeders to play with the cute little animals intimately."
Wang Linyu & Yang Nuo & Xiao Qiangwei: Woohoo, I'm so envious!
After finishing the task, the three envied Su Mi and Sui Yi, it was like eating lemon, it was sour and bitter.Su Mi had a smile on her face, her expression was reserved and proud; while Sui Yi was so arrogant that she could hardly walk.
Five hours later, at sunset, the three hungry people sat in the dining room and ate.Wang Linyu stuffed a mouthful of steamed buns, "Are they still not coming back?"
Director Li replied with a smile: "I'll be right back."
This "immediately", waited for an hour.
...It turns out that the reward is the punishment.
#《室友》program group has no heart#
The author has something to say: My good friends were angry with Sui Yi, saying that they had never seen such a lowly person, and asked me to abuse them hard.Don't worry everyone, Gong will definitely be abused, chasing wives and crematoriums is not just for fun.
Take a vaccination, this is not considered irritating, in the future Sui Yi will say more irritating words and do more irritating actions.All judges, eat with caution.
☆、Malicious editing
A cock crow pierced the night sky, the bright lights on the square suddenly turned on, and the camera slowly moved to the three small houses.In the first house, Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei are sleeping soundly, their plain faces are quiet and beautiful; in the second house, Wang Linyu and Yang Nuo are in different bedrooms, one is snoring with a pillow, and the other is "big" The font, sleeping posture carelessly.
Narrator: I don’t know if the twin CP is also meeting Duke Zhou in his dream.
Barrage: The program team actually knew the twin cphhhh
"Get up quickly, sleep like a pig." The voice belonging to "Sui Yi" sounded, with disgust and ridicule.
"What?"
Suddenly a pillow flashed in front of the camera, it turned out that Su Mi picked up the pillow and threw it over after hearing Sui Yi's impatient voice.He was fully dressed, and he kicked Sui Yi when he went out.
Barrage: Falling in love and killing each other, I'm too cute!
Narrator: Both of you are full of energy today~
At this time, it was still dark, and Su Mi and Sui Yi set off on bicycles. When they saw Sui Yi sitting on the [-]th bar, the bullet screen went crazy, and they swiped the screen one after another, completely blocking the whole picture. .
Some people say: If you invest in twins, you will not lose money in this life.
Some people also said: This is not the real master sending out candy, it is the real master who pressed us into the sugar jar.
Some people had already gone to pick up Su Mi and Sui Yi's high school while watching variety shows, and just now, the two of them started arguing.
"You still dislike me? I didn't kill you last night because I was kind."
Barrage: What happened last night? !
This sentence made the barrage crazy again. They wanted to know what happened last night, but it didn't air later?The photographer buckles the chicken legs!
Someone on Weibo is analyzing the live broadcast: Last night, I played games and drank a large glass of bitter gourd juice with my brother. I looked very pale, and Xiao Mi kept disgusting my brother by the side. Could it be the two of you that night? Arguing?
Someone commented below: Are you sure you hate it? 【picture】
This picture turned out to be a screenshot from the first issue. The moment Su Mi put down the bitter gourd juice flashed by, Sui Yi looked worried.This picture is going crazy in the CP fan circle, and it is called a real hammer picture of falling in love and killing each other. Someone also arranged a character set for the two of them: black-bellied and indifferent domineering boss × arrogant and violent wife.
Su Mi: Tell me again?
This side is calmly analyzing, while the other side is already arguing in full swing.The mood in the barrage was ups and downs like a roller coaster. After seeing the two of them fell off the car, I felt very distressed. Then I saw why the two of them were arguing again?Immediately believed it was true again, and panicked.
Someone said: Love each other and kill each other, I think they are deadly rivals.
I have to say, you are telling the truth.
As a result, this statement was immediately "slapped in the face", and the two actually smiled when they got to the van. Only then did they realize that the two actors were acting again.
#Twin Tacit Understanding#
— Am I the only one who thinks Xiao Mi is super cute?
—You are not alone, you are so handsome and black-bellied with your brother.
—So the boss and the little wife are real!
The scene in the amusement park can be called a classic, everyone burst out laughing after seeing Su Mi and Sui Yi's group deflated.They watched with mocking smiles, and fainted from laughter when they saw two people sitting on the jumping machine.
—Xiao Mi acted as if she was not afraid at all, but she never opened her eyes once during the whole process.
When Su Mi came down with a pale face, everyone thought there was no hope for this group, but they heard Su Mi say: "Continue!"
"continue!"
"continue!"
……
-do not stop.
— Your statement earlier was dangerous? ? (But I feel sorry for them so much that I sat down three times in a row.)
— Fuck!Laugh with my brother!He laughed!Mom, I passed out~
Everyone looked over in shock, Su Mi looked at a certain place with a bright smile, her eyes were as bright as stars, joyful and excited.Barley had only one thought in mind: this seemed to be the first time seeing him smile outside of filming.
Yes, except filming, all the interviews, including Reuters, his face is always expressionless, even his eyes are cold.Some fans commented on "Sui Yi", saying that he is an empty shell, without emotions and desires, let alone a soul.
Now the Job's tears took a screenshot and posted it to that person's related Weibo, commenting "You're wrong", "He looks good when he smiles" and so on.
However, CP fans are all "knocked" again: I found that my brother Sui's mood swings are only obvious when he is with Xiao Mi.
There are also people who oppose the twins mocking: Is it because you get angry when you see Su Mi?I think the two of them are not in harmony at all, they explode at any point, they are purely enemies.It's not about falling in love and killing each other at all, believe me, sooner or later they will tear up.
The comment went unnoticed and almost no one saw it.The person who posted this comment did not expect that his speech would be published after a long time, and he would also be dubbed the "Emperor of Prophecy".
The show was still going on, and most people watched it carefully, while a small number of people didn't want to watch the other two pairs anymore, and skipped to the scene with Su Mi and Sui Yi.With this jump, they jumped to the place where the two of them were running around in the amusement park to do tasks.
On the Ferris wheel, after the two of them said "What the hell is this?", their expressions suddenly became a little strange. The audience thought they were tricked by the program crew, but they went to sit on the spinning chair in the next scene.
— Is this clip a bit confusing?Obviously, something must have happened to the two of them on the Ferris wheel, otherwise the expression could not have changed inexplicably.
They complained about the editing, but the editing didn't affect cp fans. CP fans can be said to have the most powerful ability to brainstorm, and they directly brainstormed that the two of them kissed on the Ferris wheel.But some fans also voiced doubts.
—I'm not black, I want to say why is Brother Sui so smart?IQ?
—Actually, I always felt something was wrong. Since the first issue, I followed my brother and acted extraordinarily smart, not only in the amusement park in this issue, but also in the guessing answers in hotels and parks.
—Let me tell you something, our Brother Mi is a top student who graduated from the prestigious 985 University, why is he acting so... stupid in this show?
—The program group maliciously edited, it's a real hammer!
There was another ups and downs of cursing on Weibo, but this time the sunspots turned out to be against the barley, echoing the malicious editing of the barley's crusade against the show, forcibly slopping the character, saying that "Sui Yi" is a real idiot.
Barley:? ? ?
Sui Yi: Are you all black fans? !
The scolding war intensified, and the program team had no choice but to quickly come out and post a Weibo to clarify: "The Roommate's Adventure Travel" program has always focused on "reality", and here you will see the most authentic side of the guests.They are cute and serious, hardworking and persistent, each has its own advantages, and each has its own strengths.Lin Muyu is "lively and hardworking", Xiao Qiangwei is "charming and charming", Yang Nuo is "a domineering female man", Wang Linyu is "a delicate little prince", Sui Yi is a "gentle gentleman", Su Mi is "proud and hides clumsiness".
This Weibo was directly sent to the top [-] hot searches, and the fans and melon eaters were dumbfounded when they saw it.
Barley: Refuse to flatter.
Mengjiajun: Are you joking?Sui Yi is well-known in the entertainment industry for his bad temper and bad manners. Are you sure he is a gentle gentleman?
Su Mi fan: ...Brother Mi has always been a handsome young man, gentle and polite, never beating around the bush.With a score of 739 in the college entrance examination, he was admitted to a prestigious university. Both high school and university classmates gave him very good evaluations.As for hiding clumsiness, I don't think it's necessary. Brother Mi's intelligence is exuded from the inside out. Even if he doesn't say a word, his temperament tells you that he is not an ordinary person.
People who eat melons: 739 points?Su Mi?seriously.
They were shocked, and hurried to find out if there was a person named Su Mi in all the well-known universities, and they really found out!
Su Mi is the one with the highest score among the 2011 students of Q University, majoring in finance, and the scholarship is soft.Not only that, there are countless trophies in various competitions, such as "Campus Singer Award", "Campus Photographer", etc., whether it was the teachers or students at the time, they almost always mentioned Su Mi in their past speeches.
"Fairy looks", "students", "gentle and polite", without exception, are all praises, and they are well-deserved stars without any black material.
Now the program team was scolded again, and the program team expressed that they were suffering and couldn't explain it clearly. This is what they saw!
This is really no wonder the program crew, after all, except for the parties involved, no one would have thought that the two people would have exchanged souls, leading to this kind of oolong.
However, the two parties are still vigilant. If there is one, there will be two, and there will be another speculation in the future.Although they dislike each other, life-related matters should not be underestimated.
"Be smart, and be careful when we meet in the laboratory." Soul swapping is too unreal, and if it is really made public one day, it will definitely cause shocking waves.
Once it is targeted, it will be faced with countless precision instruments in the laboratory.Regardless of whether it is researched or not, the final result will not be good.If they didn't research it, Su Mi and Sui Yi stayed in the laboratory all day long in fear; if they did it, the most likely thing is to conceal the matter, and it is inevitable that someone with a heart will do some bad things by exchanging souls.At that time, it will harm the entire human society.
Regardless of whether it is for herself or for the society, Su Mi believes that the matter of soul exchange should not be known by a third person.
"Do you think I'm a fool?" Sui Yi admits when others say that Sui Yi is a poor student; but when others say that he is stupid, Sui Yi will never admit that he will even beat you up.
……
Don't put on that look of being a fool, okay?
Sui Yi glared at him, he was out of temper before, and he decided that Su Mi was against his family when he came up, but after calming down, he felt that based on his 12 years of understanding of Su Mi, Su Mi should not be this kind of person.He was also looking into who spread the rumors, but the news was like a drop of water falling into the ocean, without causing any waves.
He also realized one thing, although Liang Zeying had a financial backer, her financial backer definitely didn't have such a great ability to make the clothes seamless.
Besides Liang Zeying, there is another person or another group trying to destroy him.
The author has something to say: It's time for the boring and watery variety show rewatching session again... My writing really can't support this kind of plot.The writing is weird, but I can't find the problem. It's a small bug. It seems that it needs to be filmed twice a week. When I wrote this chapter, I found that the content of the second issue was too much? !Then I found out that I forgot the previous content when I wrote it before, which caused the rhythm to be messed up later Orz
Our Brother Mi's background has been slowly picked up by the people who eat melons. The outstanding Brother Mi is going to be popular!
Su Mi: Don't, don't, I don't want to be popular, I just want to be a quiet and handsome man.
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small theater
When "Sui Yi" performed well in the show.
Barley: We can't be so smart with our elder brother!
Sui Yi:?
When "Sui Yi" is praised as a gentle gentleman.
Barley: Refuse to be flattered!
Sui Yi:? ?
Dang Suiyi was black-tempered and had a low IQ.
Barley: This...can't be washed.
Sui Yi:? ? ?
Sui Yi: I suspect that you are the biggest obstacle in my acting career.
☆, a little daily life
Su Mi believes that shooting variety shows is the same as military training.At the beginning, I resisted very much, and the middle was painful, and at the end, I began to feel reluctant to give up.He was a little bit reluctant now, he couldn't let go of Director Li's squinting smile; he didn't want to let go of the other four human guests.
"How about we ask Director Li to film "Roommate 2" again?" Lin Muyu suggested.
Forget it, forget it, Su Mi suppressed the reluctance in her heart, "Resist" was written all over her body.
More than a month has passed in a flash, and the five-week filming officially ended today.The variety show starts on time at eight o'clock every Friday, and the popularity can't stop.Every Friday, there will be new memes on Weibo, and the emoji pack is even handy.Although some people don't pay attention to the guests here, they must all know some of the stalks that have become popular.
The guests and the program team had a meal at the local hotel that night. After the meal, they could choose to stay here for one night, or fly home immediately.
Apart from Yang Nuo, Wang Linyu and Sui Yi among the guests, the other three have jobs tomorrow.So the three waved goodbye and returned to the capital together.
Then they were secretly photographed by passers-by and posted on Weibo, and the Mengjia soldiers immediately started black "Sui Yi" hugging left and right, a model among scumbags.Su Mi was speechless immediately, thinking that this was the worst batch of black fans he had ever brought!
On the first-class cabin of the plane, Su Mi put on a blindfold and closed her eyes to rest.The place they went to last time was in the southernmost small city, far away from the capital, and it was about three or four o'clock in the morning.
He was going to shoot a commercial early in the morning. This was the itinerary that Li Shengnan had set for him. He said that he had a friendship with the director of the commercial, so he had to accept it.
The advertising director's surname is Chen.Director Chen was originally a photographer. Ten years ago, he was not well-known in the circle. It was not because of his lack of ability, but because it was hard to find a bosom friend.A thousand-mile horse often exists, but Bole does not.Director Chen is a great horse, but it's a pity that Bole didn't discover his talent for a long time.Until ten years ago, Sui Yi, who became famous with his first play, found Director Chen and asked him to help him take a set of photos.
Once the set of photos was completed, the whole Internet exploded.Director Chen became famous because of this, and after a lot of hard work, he found his own direction. After several years, he became a well-known advertising director and well-known photographer.
……
"Hey."
Su Mi raised the blindfold slightly, raised her eyelids sleepily and took a look, and immediately woke up when she saw someone. "Go down."
"How do you want me to get out?" Sui Yi choked, and sat on the seat next to Su Mi. "What's the itinerary tomorrow?"
There were not many people on the first-class cabin, Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei had already fallen asleep, and almost no one paid attention to this side.Sui Yi was also afraid, and his words would not reveal anything that violated his identity.
However... "It's none of your business?" Su Mi put on the blindfold and turned her head to the side, ignoring him.
Co-authoring you and telling me to be cautious is just to block my words?Sui Yi was stagnant, so angry that he came up, and wanted to shout: "I don't know my own itinerary?" But he didn't dare, so he could only take out a pen and paper to write in resentment, and threw it in a ball after writing.
"Crack." Su Mi didn't respond.
"啪" "啪" "啪"×n
Sui Yi couldn't bear it anymore, the index finger that was poking Su Mi's arm suddenly turned and shook the back of Su Mi's chair. "Hello!"
...no response.Breathing steadily, should be asleep.
"Fuck!" Sui Yi was annoyed, took out his blindfold and went to sleep angrily.
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The whole journey was silent, after getting off the plane, Su Mi was picked up by Li Shengnan, and Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei also waved goodbye.Sui Yi boarded the plane suddenly, so he didn't have time to notify his agent to pick him up, so he was driving a taxi at the airport by himself.
The scenery outside the window receded rapidly, Su Mi withdrew her gaze from Sui Yi, and took out a few balls of paper from her pocket.
"What is this?" Li Shengnan asked him curiously.
"It's nothing." Su Mi pushed back, "It's just trash."
The atmosphere was quiet for a moment, and Li Shengnan suddenly asked him, "Did you enjoy the shooting?"
Su Mi was a little surprised, he thought that Li Shengnan would blame him for following Yi Tiebei on the show - he didn't expect Li Shengnan to ask him if he was happy.He was immediately moved, and tears filled his eyes: "It's okay..."
"That's fine. I'll go back and write a [-]-word reflection later."
What? !Su Mi's tears were taken away as soon as she said, "Why?!"
"I still ask why." Li Shengnan sneered, "You don't know how many trending searches in the past five weeks? You don't know if you have more than 50 CP followers?"
No wonder when I called Li Shengnan before, he always hung up after a few words.It turned out that he was holding back his anger, and he was afraid that he would scold him on the phone. "You calm down first, listen to my excuse..."
Li Shengnan was about to say, "You explain what a ghost" but after thinking about it, he immediately became anxious: "You still want to defend? Okay, write it all in my reflection, and you will not be allowed to sleep until you write [-] words!"
"Isn't it still [-] words just now?!" Why are you still sitting on the ground and raising the price!
"Thirty thousand." Li Shengnan was merciless, like a cold robot.
Su Mi hurriedly stopped: "Stop, stop, stop! Ten thousand, okay?"
"That's it."
This is considered kind... Wait, he obviously doesn't need to write it!Who is the boss and who is the subordinate? Hey!It was the first time for Su Mi to be tricked by someone, and she was extremely depressed.
It was already past four o'clock in the morning when we got back to the villa. Li Shengnan went home to sleep after seeing him off.When I left, I took away the few vegetables left in the refrigerator.
Su Mi rummaged through the cabinet and only found a bucket of instant noodles that were about to expire in the cabinet. After soaking them briefly, she took out the paper ball in her pocket and planned to throw it into the trash can.However, at the moment of throwing it away, he didn't know why he hesitated for a moment, and when he found himself hesitating, he immediately slapped himself, and then threw it all away.
"Ding Dong~" Wechat rang, and Su Mi took a look while eating instant noodles, but it was a message from Manager Gu.
After adding Manager Gu, the two of them barely talked to each other except for the initial greeting.Su Mi is not a proactive person either, adding his contact information is just because she has a good impression of him.He ignored Su Mi, and Su Mi would not make fun of herself.
But why did you suddenly find him today?
—The recording is over?
Su Mi raised her eyebrows slightly, wondering how he knew.
-Um.
—I saw the airport map on Weibo, so I came here to ask you.busy lately?
It turned out to be the case.
-oh.Not too busy.
there no more
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