I swapped bodies with my nemesis

What?

The game is very simple, with two people and three legs, No.1 is a chartered car, No.2 is a motorcycle, and No.3 is a tractor.

Because of Su Mi and Sui Yi's support at the bottom, the two groups were a little bit unconcerned before the game. Anyway, the top two had good means of transportation, so they lazily stood on the starting line.

"ready, go--"

"Whoosh-"

Four people: This familiar voice feels a little strange, what's the matter?

They stared at the backs of the two people in front of them in astonishment. The two were limping and running forward, and the four of them were shocked. "Come on! You can't be the last one!"

In an instant, their blood boiled with passion, and their turbulent power rushed to their legs. They were strong and brave, they were serious and hardworking, they...

"Bangdang-"

Hey? ? ?

Wang Linyu stared past Su Mi and Sui Yi who had fallen to the ground, and grabbed No.1 with Yang Nuo; Lin Muyu, out of breath, smiled and grabbed No.2 with Xiao Qiangwei.

"Hahahahaha I laughed so hard, I thought we were the last." Lin Muyu perfectly explained what gloating is.

Su Mi stood up with a sullen face, enduring the sharp pain from her knee, and gave Sui Yi a cold look.

Sui Yi: "I really don't blame me, I didn't expect my feet to be out of order."

He was running well at first, but for some reason, Sui Yi's left foot tripped over his right foot, and because of gravity, Su Mi fell down with him.

"I..." Sui Yi was ashamed and guilty, scratching his head to apologize to him, but saw Su Mi untied the rope indifferently and walked away.

Fuck, this is the first time I want to apologize to someone, you are impatient, you are so hypocritical!

The author has something to say: The relationship between the two is so stiff, how should they smooth things over in the future (touch chin)

There is an urge to change the attack, but it is only a momentary impulse, the attack will not be changed! ! !Sui Yi will get better? ? ?

Sui Yi: What does the question mark mean?

☆, run wild in the rain

The familiar scene played out again. Su Mi felt that the original intention of participating in this variety show was good—to destroy Sui Yi's character design. When he first came, he naively thought: "Isn't it just a variety show? Why are you afraid of it?" But now, he regretted it completely and completely.

Sitting on the turbulent tractor, "chug chug" spewed out puffs of pungent black air, which made Su Mi dizzy.He lay on the haystack with his eyes blank, calculating how many more days he would be able to leave this variety show. After all the calculations, there were still 28 days, nearly a month.

The sky is going to kill him, and he will fight against the injustice of fate. He must maintain his original intention and take destroying Suiyi as the fundamental starting point, and all future actions must be implemented according to this goal.

The weather is hot and dies, Sui Yi, you are finished.

"Ah Choo!" Sui Yi wiped his nose, and tightened his clothes in a daze.

Jincheng has a long history and is located in the basin area with extremely rich products.However, the air in Jincheng is very humid, and it has been rainy recently. The careful female guests and Wang Linyu have already prepared a lot of clothes and moisture-proof bags. There are only the two of them, nothing.

"Hua la hua la..." It was raining and people were worried. The cameramen were armed and ready to go, wearing raincoats and rain boots, and even the cameras were wrapped in transparent rainproof bags.

Su Mi and Sui Yi stood side by side in front of the hall, looking at the crowd passing back and forth, at the umbrellas on their heads, and at their surprised and laughing eyes.

Why don't they have the habit of watching the weather forecast in advance?Why didn't anyone remind them, but silently took out the raincoat in the backpack after getting off the plane?Su Mi thought there should be no other reason, only one person: Director Li.

Except for Director Li's special request, there is absolutely no way the staff here will not remind them that it is raining in Jincheng at the moment. After all, they have signed the contract. If the guests get wet in the rain and get sick, they will make a big fuss if they are discovered by fans .

Most likely there was another task to be done, Su Mi helplessly supported her forehead, ignoring Sui Yi who was gnashing her teeth beside her, and asked the staff: "What task?"

"Brother Sui is really good, you can guess that there is a task right away!" The young staff member came over and handed them an exquisite task card, which read:

We are so pitiful without umbrellas~ If you want to get a full set of equipment for rainy days, please find [-] passers-by and say: "I am xx from outer space, stupid human beings, surrender to me!" Pay attention, it is your own Find [-] different passers-by~ After completing the task, please rush to Jincheng Mall as soon as possible, where we will choose the dormitory for this week.

... The shame level is overwhelming, okay?

The corners of Su Mi and Sui Yi's mouths twitched tacitly, they looked at each other tacitly, and rushed into the torrential rain tacitly.Whoever likes to do this kind of shameful and perverted task, if they cooperate, then there is something wrong!

【Running in the rain, the first act, action】

The heavy rain wet their original loose clothes, and the wet clothes were tightly attached to their almost perfect bodies. Everyone could see their well-shaped abdominal muscles and tight thigh muscles, long legs, thin waist and wide shoulders. The two of them... are so damn sweet!

"Oh~ Sui Yi, you're getting wet."

"Ah~ Su Mi, you're wet too."

"Humph~ he's so delicious, prprpr." / "Hmm~ he's so stylish, prprpr."

[Running in the rain, second act, action]

There is a man named Sui Yi

his body is perfect

Everyone wants a set and loves it

He just wants to be frustrated in the rain

There is a man named Su Mi

he looks sweet and innocent

Personality is always gentleman and su

One day I said it was comfortable in the rain

One day they suddenly met in the rain

between the vast world

Countless passers-by cried bitterly

Said they were too handsome and cool

"Wow~ You are so handsome!"

"Wow~ You're so coquettish!"

【Running in the rain Act [-], reality version, action】

"Fuck, no one let us get in the car!" Sui Yi yelled angrily after being rejected countless times by the taxi driver.

"Are you stupid or someone else? Hurry up and run there!" Su Mi looked up the map against the rain, and the shopping mall was not too far away, only 10 minutes by car... damn, half an hour's walk.

Sui Yi over there was still venting his anger, and he talked endlessly: "Your little body will definitely have a fever if you get wet in the rain, why don't you go back to do the task quickly, I'll burn your body and hurt your body, in case your brain You're stupid, you'll really be a little fool when you get back..."

"Shut up!" Su Mi yelled back in displeasure, making the staff next to her tremble. "What's the use of saying this now? Didn't you agree to get in the rain just now? If you want to go back to do the task, go back and do it yourself. No one will stop you."

He noticed that Sui Yi's footsteps had slowed down, but because there was nowhere to vent his anger, he ignored him, and temporarily found a place to shelter from the rain, and the phone's screen failed because it accidentally entered the water. Next, Su Mi directly turned her back to Sui Yi, without even looking at him.

The staff member realized that the two of them were really at loggerheads, discussed it, and after Director Li agreed, he took out a raincoat from his backpack and handed it to Su Mi, "Brother Sui, here you are."

Su Mi looked down at the blue raincoat, suppressed the irritability in her heart, took it silently, glanced quickly, "Where's Su Mi?"

"Xiao Mi..." The staff member paused, "He has gone back to do his task, why don't we call him back."

Really go back to do the task?A strange feeling suddenly appeared in Su Mi's heart, like a few ants with sharp hooks passing by, the pain was almost imperceptible. "Whatever, I'll go first."

He didn't know why he wanted to escape subconsciously. When he arrived at Jincheng Shopping Mall as if fleeing, the other four guests had just arrived. He had just changed his clothes and went there. .

"With brother, take a hot bath for a while, and then drink some ginger tea to warm your body, otherwise you will easily catch a cold and have a fever."

Su Mi responded somewhat absent-mindedly, his eyes drifted involuntarily, and only after his sight caught a familiar figure did he realize what terrible thing he had done just now.

He actually cared about Sui Yi, just like Sui Yi cared about him just now.In fact, after he finished yelling, he realized that what Sui Yi said was actually caring about him, but he felt disgusted again in his heart, and wondered why Sui Yi still had the cheek to care about him after doing so many disgusting things, but Isn't he doing the same disgusting behavior now?

How could he care about Sui Yi?No, maybe he can really care about Sui Yi in other ways, when Sui Yi is reviled by thousands of people and when he falls from the altar.

Wang Linyu who was next to him sensitively noticed the change in Su Mi's expression, and asked curiously, "Brother Sui and Xiao Mi quarreled?"

"No." Su Mi looked at Sui Yi who was getting closer and closer, "We have never gotten along."

The two people who were at odds completely stopped giving each other a glance, which made the game of deciding the room extraordinarily long and embarrassing.The six guests should be in groups of two and look at each other, whichever group smiles first will be regarded as a failure.But Su Mi and Sui Yi definitely couldn't laugh anymore, the other two groups were infected by the stiff atmosphere between them, they didn't dare to laugh or move.

Passerby: "Are they playing with wooden figures?"

There seems to be nothing wrong with saying that.

Time passed by every minute, and finally Yang Nuo couldn't hold on any longer, and ended with a wry smile. Lin Muyu smiled awkwardly and got No.2.

Director Li provided partial pictures of the three houses, all of which were quite satisfactory, and nothing special could be discerned from the pictures. Su Mi chose one at random, and went to the new dormitory with the others in silence the whole time. .

"Hey? This time I live in an apartment!" Lin Muyu looked up at the apartment, trying to ease the atmosphere.

Wang Linyu laughed awkwardly: "Maybe we are all neighbors."

They forced their conversation on the topic of neighbors, but they couldn't ignore the two low pressures behind them anyway.

……

"Damn it." Xiao Qiangwei was caught off guard and swears. The others looked over subconsciously, and then fell silent.

After a long time, Lin Muyu remembered that she was recording a variety show, and pretended to be excited: "Wow! The three houses are really connected to each other, so creative."

That's right, although there are three different houses, you can find a door leading to another house from any house, and these doors are not locked, and one of them is still in the toilet, but that Fans are even more special...

Do you want to tell Su Mi and Sui Yi that the door is in their toilet?The four of them looked at each other and exchanged eyes quickly, and finally chose to play dead.

Forget it, let's not add more fire.

So the four people who pretended to be dead went into their respective houses. They listened anxiously and anxiously to the movement in Su Mi's room next door. Finally, at two o'clock in the morning, they heard a heavy muffled sound, as if someone had smashed the wall. The intensity of this man's anger and speechlessness can be seen.

"Would you like to come over and take a look?" Sui Yi stood by the toilet door, the back of his right hand was slightly red and swollen.

Su Mi was half lying on the bed and chatting with Li Shengnan, when she heard this sentence, she raised her head and questioned, "You're perverted."

Sui Yi was silent for a moment, "No, there is a door in the toilet, it's a bit special."

"What door?" Su Mi walked in nonchalantly, bumped into the shiny green door and couldn't close it, and could see the door of the utility room opposite at a glance.

……

"Is the program group going out of their way!"

The author has something to say: [Corrected a small mistake, dizziness was written as dizziness, I really lost my mind hhhh]

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Thinking of the lyrics and thinking of it makes me cry hhhhh I love it and guess what it is?Anyway, it's not a serious word.

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Su Mi: Why don't we have the protagonist's exclusive cheat?

The Most Innocent Author: Who Says You Are the Protagonists?

Su Mi: Then who is the main character?

The most innocent author: wigs and soft skirts~

Su Mi & Sui Yi: Get out!

☆、King of Chilli

The stubborn torrential rain continued for a whole day and night, and the original plan to go to the zoo to do tasks was completely ruined. Director Li had no choice but to move other tasks to the front.

Speaking of spicy, in fact, it is not a taste, but a pain.People who like it take spicy food as their life, and a meal without it is uncomfortable; those who don't like it can taste it if they add a little chili to their meal.Su Mi belongs to the kind of person who doesn't like spicy food and can't eat even a little bit of it. It's probably because he has a very low tolerance to capsaicin, so his face is full of pimples when he touches spicy food.

Contrary to him, Sui Yi regards spicy food as his life, every time he eats, the food is red, and Su Mi chokes and sneezes when he smells it.This guy also has a miraculous physique. He eats spicy food without getting acne, and the skin on his face is very smooth.

The first task of coming to Jincheng is that some people are happy and some are sad. The female guests headed by Lin Muyu complained endlessly. Among the male guests, except Sui Yi, the other two were a little sad.

"Welcome everyone to the beautiful ancient city of Jincheng. We all know that people in Jincheng love spicy food and can eat spicy food. Hot pot is famous all over the world. Today's task is related to hot pot."

The most famous hotpot restaurant in Jincheng was buzzing with people. They were a little dazed when they saw the staff coming in with a camera on their shoulders. They exploded when they saw the guests coming over.Last week's "Roommate" became popular all over the Internet as soon as it was broadcast. Even though many people were not fans of any of the six guests, they recognized that this was a variety show filming "Roommate".

When the show became popular, some small troubles came one after another. Because it was recognized by too many people, many people would follow to shoot, which invisibly increased the difficulty of shooting, and maintaining order became the most common thing for the show crew.For this reason, Director Li specially hired more bodyguards to protect the personal safety of the guests.

Amidst the enthusiastic support such as "Following my brother is the most handsome!", "Xiao Mi is beautiful", "Mum Yu loves you", Dao Li suddenly felt the pressure increased, wiped invisible sweat, and swallowed the saliva called "nervous" : "Everyone must have eaten hot pot, so everyone must have never eaten our hot pot."

The staff of the nearby hot pot restaurant immediately brought up various kinds of peppers and looked at the five ashes-faced and one excited guest with a smothered smile.

"Here are the Reaper Pepper, Hellfire, Millet Pepper, and Chaotian Pepper from M Country..."

— "Is it too hard for me to rely on the program group?" A passer-by whispered.

—"That's right, the show crew doesn't consider the guest's body?"

Hearing these voices, Director Li felt a little apprehensive, and immediately smoothed things over: "The mission is very simple, challenge the hottest hot pot on the whole network, the guest who can finish a bowl the fastest will get a priority card, but if you can't eat any more You don’t have to force yourself, because the last two don’t have special privileges.”

Six guests: Are you sure you are smoothing the field instead of inducing greater hatred?

Lin Muyu smiled wryly and covered her face, "It's over, I'm going to have pimples all over my face tomorrow."

"Me too, every time I eat spicy food, I get a lot of pimples." Wang Linyu wailed, cue Su Mi who was silent beside him: "I know Brother Sui is famous for taking spicy food as his life, so this time Brother Sui will definitely be No. .1."

"That's right, Brother Sui was also on the trending searches because he loves spicy food." Yang Nuo echoed.

However, what does Sui Yi's ability to eat spicy food have to do with Su Mi?Although he is using Sui Yi's body, he has only eaten spicy food twice since he was a child, and the last time he ate spicy food was ten years ago.He was sure that Sui Yi's body could accept the spicy taste, but he was not sure whether he could accept it.

For example, for example, Sui Yi is a promiscuous and promiscuous man who is about to get sexual disease, and one day he suddenly switched bodies with a simple white man, although this simple white man has never experienced x. After many battles, Sui Yi is sure that he is strong in that aspect, but he can't be sure if he can be as simple as a white-haired man. The two reasons are the same.

Real knowledge comes from practice, Su Mi squinted her eyes, and suddenly asked like a blind student who discovered Huadian: "Is No. 1 personal?" Director Li didn't mention the roommate combination just now.

A mysterious smile leaked from Director Li's face, "That's right, this time is a personal mission that will determine tomorrow's fate."

Tomorrow's fate?Su Mi calmly analyzed that the program group had a script, but it was just a general task name without a detailed introduction.This time Jincheng's mission was forced to be disrupted due to the weather. Tomorrow was supposed to be an outdoor activity, but no one can be sure whether it will rain tomorrow, even the weather forecast is sunny and rainy for a while...

"Okay, okay, now the mission begins!" Director Li seemed to see that Su Mi was reasoning again, and hastily announcing the mission began to disrupt Su Mi's train of thought, so Su Mi had no choice but to withdraw her thoughts temporarily.

The staff was making a hot pot. When several kinds of peppers were put in together, there was a "sizzling" sound. Along with the sound, there was billowing white smoke, which made everyone present cough.

Sui Yi was standing next to Su Mi, choking with tears and snot running down his nose, his eyes and nose were red, he covered his mouth and nose and asked Su Mi in a low voice: "Your health is too bad, you can't even smell spicy. It's become such a coward."

He also said: "This challenge is simple. I have eaten all kinds of peppers. I am known as the king of peppers. There is absolutely no problem."

The King of Peppers?I'm afraid that only Li Shengnan and Fatshou Xiantong sealed him.Su Mi glared at him faintly, "You are not allowed to eat a single bite."

Sui Yi stared directly, "Why? I'm sure it's okay if I can eat spicy food so well. Let's take a step back and make a tie. Then Director Li may give us a choice card."

Wow, you are so smart, Su Mi didn't bother to talk to him at first, but seeing how he thought he was smart, she was speechless: "You can do whatever you want, don't blame me for not reminding you." Anyway, it wasn't him who felt uncomfortable in the end, Although there will be some damage to some parts of the body, it will definitely be recuperated in the future, so everything is free.

"It's a deal, you must not lose." Sui Yi thought that although Su Mi hadn't eaten much spicy food, but with his body, he would definitely be able to win the title of a little chili prince. He was very confident in his body.

It really deserves to be the last one in ten thousand years, Su Mi thought hahaha.

The hot pot was ready quickly, and the staff served them a bowl for each person. The mouth of the bowl was not too big and not too small, which was exactly the amount of food for an ordinary adult woman.

It is said to be a spicy challenge, but in fact, there are not many edible things in the bowls served to the guests. Most of them are red soup. After all, the program team dare not come for it.

Su Mi really wanted to get that priority card, he valued the word "priority" very much, the initiative was in his own hands, and under normal circumstances he would not make mistakes.

Six people sat around a round table, and the tense atmosphere spread, infecting everyone present, and the audience was silent for a while.

"3, 2, 1, start!"

With an order, the six people immediately picked up the dishes in the bowl.

"It's too hot for me to go here!" Wang Linyu was pushed back by the spicy Hashiha, took the mineral water on the table and drank it. "No, it's too spicy, I can't stand it."

Xiao Qiangwei was sweating profusely, her hair was only sticking to the sides, which made her look even more charming. The camera immediately pointed at her and took a straight shot.

Lin Muyu was also drinking mineral water, swallowing frantically, "I have never eaten such a spicy food in my life."

"After making this bowl of chili, we are the best sisters!" Yang Nuo waved his hand boldly, and among the female guests present, she was the only one who could barely hold it.

While they were complaining about the hot pot being too spicy, Wang Linyu noticed that two people hadn't spoken, and guessed: "Brother Sui hasn't spoken, could it be that he's finished eating?" While talking, he turned his head to look over, and fell silent for a moment.

The others followed suit, their expressions instantly indescribable.Lin Muyu worriedly asked Su Mi and Sui Yi, "Are you all right?"

Men can't say no!Su Mi supported her forehead to endure the pain from the explosion in her mouth, and kept stuffing food into her mouth with the other hand, "It's okay."

Sui Yi's body does have a high tolerance for spiciness, but these peppers mixed together are too spicy, very hot.

"Ha..." Sui Yi felt like he was about to explode, dizzy and dizzy, with severe stomach pain, completely unaware that he was a red-skinned person in the eyes of others.

Su Mi glanced at Sui Yi, "I reminded you." It's a pity that this person is so confident that he doesn't believe him at all.

……

"Boom!" Sui Yi threw his chopsticks, and everyone looked over in shock. He seemed to want to say something, but he didn't say anything, and picked up the chopsticks again to pick up the chopsticks in the bowl, but he didn't eat any more. a mouthful.

This challenge was finished by Su Mi first. Su Mi couldn't hide her excitement, and she was even slightly moved.Finally... a real win!

The sky was getting dark, and the guests who had been exhausted all day returned to their rooms.The moon and stars were sparse, and crows flew south. In this beautiful and silent night, a slender figure frequently wandered between the bedroom and the toilet.

Suddenly, a hand with distinct bones appeared on the door frame of the pitch-black toilet. This hand grasped the door frame weakly, and Sui Yi staggered out, calling weakly: "Su Mi..."

The light in the bedroom was turned on with a "snap", Su Mi came out in only her pajamas, looked down at Sui Yi, "Can't you do it?"

Men can't say no!However... "No, take me to the hospital." His stomach was throbbing violently, as if his intestines were being wrung heavily like someone wringing wet clothes, and he would pull it hard from time to time, and his stomach seemed to be tightly squeezed. Hold it tight, harder and harder each time.

He sneered, did not disturb the program crew, changed his clothes and took Sui Yi to the hospital by taxi.It wasn't that he suddenly felt sorry for Sui Yi, but that he was afraid that there might be something wrong with his stomach.

Sui Yi didn't stop having diarrhea. She couldn't bear it in the car and asked to get out of the car to go to the toilet. It took three taxis to reach the hospital.The result of the examination was acute gastroenteritis, and I had to hang the bottle in the hospital for two days.

"Be brave, you deserve it."

After the mocking, Su Mi went to hospitalize Sui Yi. When he led Sui Yi to the ward, he felt a light flicker from the corner of his eye. He looked around vigilantly, but he didn't see any suspicious person.

It's over, he was careless, it may be a paparazzi candid photo, it will probably be trending tomorrow.

The author has something to say: The moon and stars are scarce, and the black magpies fly south.Excerpted from Cao Cao's "Duan Ge Xing"

To avoid misunderstanding, there is something I want to say: this time the task is to eat hot pot. What I first thought was that people in Jincheng love spicy food, and hot pot is famous. This task is a challenge, so the chili in the hot pot It must not be ordinary, so it is written to make hot pot with the hottest chili.

The problem came out. When I was halfway through writing, I suddenly found that this place was a bit familiar. I thought of a certain variety show I watched before. There was a task in it that was also a challenge to eat the hottest hot pot. I can say that I didn’t learn from this variety show at the beginning. the meaning of.

Later, I thought about it, maybe because I was deeply impressed by the reality of this variety show, so I subconsciously borrowed some of it, and the number of guests is similar in places (although there is no problem with this, but I have to explain ) But you can rest assured that the plot is completely different.

If there is something wrong, I can also change the text!

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Thanks to the lovely readers who bookmarked this article, it really scared me to increase several favorites in two days hhhhh (Can you be a little more promising!) I would be happier if there are a few more comments hehehe~

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Sui Yi: Why don't you guard against the paparazzi? ? ? ?

Su Mi: I'm sorry, I've never been followed by paparazzi, so I don't know paparazzi can be so awesome.

Sui Yi: ...seems a little sad.

☆, the rise of twins

#Sui Yi Su Mi Tryst#

The first brother V in the circle: At three o'clock in the morning, some netizens ran into Sui Yi and Su Mi at Jincheng Hospital by chance.Su Mi supported her waist and found it difficult to walk. The two walked straight into the anorectal department, and then they walked into the ward one after the other. 【Picture】×9

There are many speculations: Anorectal?Is it what I think it is?Anal fissure? !

— Fuck, this is too explosive!What are they doing so big?

—What are you talking about upstairs?The two are filming the variety show "Roommate's Adventure Journey". I guess something went wrong during the filming.

—Yes, yxh is really shameless!With this picture quality, I believe even if you say there are dragons.Also anorectal?Is there any evidence?

Of course, there are some weird comments: Mom, I got it for real!Twins rise!

—Am I relying on Brother Sui to be so awesome?Xiao Mi is so pitiful~

—Quiet Mimi, I heard that Suige is very strong.

Su Mi's face became darker the more she watched, and she took the millet porridge that she was forced to buy downstairs and stepped up the stairs, quickly swiping the screen with her fingers.

I was so angry that I was speechless, it was clearly a paparazzi who secretly took pictures, and even lied that it was a chance encounter by a netizen.Also anorectal?Keep your eyes open, they are obviously going to the Department of Gastroenterology!What's even more exaggerated is that the sunspots in this Weibo are so unlucky, and the screen is full of cult cp fans. Where is the Mengjia army? !

Unable to bear it anymore, Su Mi boarded the trumpet and posted a Weibo angrily.

The cute girl is me: the fake information is unbelievable, and the so-called cp is even more ridiculous.

As soon as this Weibo was posted, Meng Jiajun and Barley who guarded the screen commented one after another.Su Mi actually found out that many of the barley who were paying attention to him had put on a two-person photo of him and Sui Yi.

hateful!Terrible!Fake, fake, don't believe it!

"Clang clang."

Sui Yi on the bed shivered in fright, and glared at Su Mi who threw the porridge on the table, "What are you doing?" It's strange to be so irritable in the morning.

"Drinked."

Su Mi's complexion was not good, she stared at Sui Yi's face full of acne.Sui Yi felt goosebumps all over his body when he saw him, and asked inexplicably and annoyedly, "What the hell are you doing?"

He suddenly remembered something, so he leaned on the pillow and half-lyed, took a sip of the millet porridge on the table. "Are you angry with those black people?" As soon as the weibo post that blackmailed him was posted, the manager had already called to inform him, so you don't need to guess who is behind it.

Su Mi didn't speak, it seemed that it was all right.After all, for no reason, he had an unclear relationship with the person he hated the most, and was questioned about anal fissure. Anyone would be extremely upset.

"Someone's messing with me." Sui Yi went uncharacteristically, and his carefree temperament disappeared in an instant, "I could buy sailors to control the situation before the body swap, but recently she found that most of the sailors have been withdrawn, so she started to act .”

As expected, it's not normal for Sui Yi not to be messed with, but the person behind him is too insidious, he messed with Sui Yi at the same time.

Sui Yi raised his eyes and glanced at him, wondering: "Aren't you curious who it is?"

Su Mi sneered, and she was not guilty about withdrawing the navy: "Who else can there be except the flowers and plants you provoked?"

This is not bad, Sui Yi is silent.It seems that the people who messed with him were all men and women who had provoked him before, and the one with the most means was the one in front of him, "It's Liang Zeying."

who?Liang Zeying? "Isn't she your favorite baby?"

This "favorite baby" was said to him by Sui Yi himself. At the beginning, Sui Yi and Liang Zeying co-produced a movie. With this movie, the two won the honorary titles of actor and actress.It might be love at first sight, or it might be because of drama, Sui Yi's first cheating partner was this Liang Zeying.

Liang Zeying has exquisite facial features and excellent temperament. She looks better in real life than on TV, but she is meaner than her eyebrows and eyes.He once came to ask Su Mi to get out of Sui Yi's house, but was kicked out by Su Yi, which can be described as extremely embarrassing.It is reasonable for her to form a feud because of this, no wonder Su Mi got involved too.

"Don't disgust me, I didn't expect her to be this kind of person." Sui Yi seemed so disgusted that he couldn't even drink the porridge. After being stared at by Su Mi, he sighed helplessly, picked up the porridge and continued to drink.

He would not narcissistically think that Su Mi was worried about him, Su Mi only cared about his own health.

As soon as these words were spoken, Su Mi's mouth immediately turned into a sneer with an unknown meaning. "You still need to look at character when messing around?"

Sui Yi immediately objected: "You said that. Character is bed quality. If character is not good, even bed is disgusting."

She really is a scumbag, a role model among scumbags, and a benchmark among scumbags.Su Mi didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and was about to call Director Li, when Director Li's call came in.

"Is Xiao Mi okay?"

"It's okay, he has to spend two days in the hospital on a bottle, and the filming will be delayed for two days."

Director Li didn't even have time to feel guilty, so he naturally didn't worry about delaying the filming. "I've already sent someone to take care of Xiao Mi. Just let him rest well and come back when he's in good health."

"Well, I'll be back later." Su Mi hung up the phone, glanced at Sui Yi who was drinking porridge, turned and left indifferently.

Sui Yi asked from behind: "Aren't you with me?"

Su Mi showed no mercy: "Perhaps I will stay with you for a while longer on the day you die."

Fuck, be heartless.

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The air is fresh and refreshing.The rotten smell called "mildew" and the obscene black air called "slag" completely disappeared from his side. This moment is extremely relaxing and comfortable.It was the first time Su Mi lamented the beauty of the world, which made him want to recite a poem:

Falling to the green hills with the wind,

like a dry leaf turning round;

rustling like a butterfly quivering,

Fly together and share the sky.

So wet, so wet, Su Mi gave herself a thumbs up in her heart.

All Chinese teachers: Don't say that we taught you when you go out.

"Is Xiao Mi okay?" Wang Linyu was the first to run over, and he didn't know whether he was concerned about Sui Yi or him.This man is also a capable person, his tone is caring for Sui Yi, but his eyes are fixed on Su Mi, as if he wants to see a flower on his face.The Adam's apple seemed to roll up and down, and I didn't know what was going on in my mind.

Others also ran over to ask concerned, and saw that all four of them had more or less red pimples on their faces, but they were covered by concealer, so it was not too obvious.

Su Mi only said that it was okay, and looked at the small open space in front of the mountain.They are now in the front of Qingcheng Mountain. There are many tourists coming and going to avoid blocking the road. Cameramen stand on both sides of the road and take pictures conscientiously.

There are several staff members around not far away. The staff members alone are not suspicious, but they are surrounded by a huge black cloth, and there is something hidden behind the black cloth.

Speaking of Mount Qingcheng, everyone's first reaction is the phrase "Bai Suzhen at the foot of Mount Qingcheng", and Su Mi is no exception.According to the urgency of the program group, coming to Qingcheng Mountain should be to get closer to "Bai Suzhen".In addition, the program team wanted to create a bright spot, and with the priority card from yesterday, Su Mi already had an answer in her heart.

At this time Director Li also said: "Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain, we come to Qingcheng Mountain, we will play Bai Suzhen once."

What a far-fetched logic.Su Mi raised her eyebrows and listened quietly.

Director Li waved his hand, and the staff came over carrying the black cloth. The things behind the black cloth shook slightly, like clothes. "I think everyone has watched that famous TV series." Director Li uncovered the black cloth, and behind the black cloth were all the cosplay costumes in the famous TV series about love between humans and snakes.

"Wow—" Lin Muyu exclaimed in surprise, "There are also props."

Others looked at it, and sure enough, besides the clothes, there were corresponding props, such as the oiled paper umbrella and Fahai's golden bowl.

"Brother Sui's priority card is also great! I'm envious."

Don't be envious, Su Mi smiled slightly.

The task is to wear the costumes in the TV series, cosplay as that person, and every word and deed must completely conform to the persona.For example, the cosplayer Bai Suzhen must be gentle and graceful, and the cosplayer Xiaoqing must be lively and cute.Judging from the personalities of the guests, Yang Nuo is the most suitable for Bai Suzhen, and Lin Muyu is the most suitable for Xiaoqing.

These two female guests are confident, they seem to be sure that the program crew will assign them these two roles, and they are not worried that Su Mi will snatch them.