Daoists will flirt with me if they disagree

As long as Guo Sanfeng falls asleep, he will inevitably dream. In the dream, time and space are disordered and varied, but there are always figures of Liu Lanxi and Zhixin. He doesn't know whether he is Guo Sanfeng or Shi Lanting in the dream. Every time he wakes up, his face is full of sweat and tears.

Dad is very busy during this time, he usually buys groceries and goes home after get off work, but because he has to live on the construction site, Guo Sanfeng has no choice but to take on the heavy responsibility of cooking for the family.

If you want him to fight a group of ghosts, he may not frown, but it is a bit difficult to let him bargain with the aunts and girls, especially the morning market is crowded, so he waits until it is almost noon. Go to the vegetable market.

He scratched his hair, put on his grandfather's white T-shirt, put on big pants, put on a pair of sandals on his feet, and went out with a basket of vegetables.

Guo Sanfeng was walking when suddenly he was bumped into by someone, a thief?

He hurriedly touched his cell phone and wallet in his trouser pocket, they were all there, why was there something extra?He took it out and saw that it was a piece of yellow paper. When he opened it, his name and date of birth were written on it!

Guo Sanfeng suddenly raised his head and looked around, who released it?

Modern people generally look at birthdays, and no one pays much attention to the horoscope of birth date, but people who know Taoism are very taboo to let strangers know their name and horoscope, because being mastered by these two things is tantamount to being detained. Door!

Soon, Guo Sanfeng found a man at the corner of the alley, about 27 or [-] years old, with a small beard on his chin, and wearing a blue Tai Chi suit.

The man looked at Guo Sanfeng and smiled, beckoning to him.

Guo Sanfeng tore the yellow paper to shreds, turned around and left.

He felt that he had met a strange person, and he didn't take it seriously. Who knew that when he returned from shopping for vegetables, he was pulled back by that person again.

"Fuck! What are you going to do!" Guo Sanfeng took a few steps back, looking at this strange creature very warily.

Qipa held up her mobile phone and showed it to Guo Sanfeng: "Is this you?"

Guo Sanfeng glanced at the video of him being photographed in the mall, he stared at the strange thing: "Are you sick?"

"Dare to do it but dare not admit it?" Qi Pa smiled, and there was something unclear in his eyes.

This person looks pretty good, but unfortunately, he has a mental illness.

"Don't let me see you again, I won't be polite if you harass me again!" Guo Sanfeng made a wrong step and wanted to go around him.

Qipa moved, and blocked him again: "Why are you so rude? Can you beat me?"

Guo Sanfeng was really annoyed by this madness, he pushed him, but someone grabbed his wrist instead, he suddenly felt his body go limp, and he lost all strength, fuck, did he meet a human trafficker?

"Let go of me, I don't know you at all..." Guo Sanfeng yelled, only to realize that his voice sounded like a mosquito's humming, his head was dizzy, and he couldn't help but feel a burst of fear.

"I just want to make friends with you, you must be disobedient."

Then, Guo Sanfeng was dragged away by this 'human trafficker', the only remaining consciousness in his mind was hoping that some kind passer-by would stop him and save him.

The 'human trafficker' got him into a taxi, and just as he was about to hint at the driver, the 'human trafficker' rubbed his head, fuck, Guo Sanfeng stomped angrily.

When Guo Sanfeng regained consciousness, he found himself in a strange house. It was not clear whether the lighting was bad or the sun was setting. The statue of the teacher, sandalwood is still lit in the room.

Guo Sanfeng felt a little relieved, he probably wasn't a human trafficker.

"My name is Zhang Ming, and I am also the successor of Maoshan technique. Could it be that the way I strike up a conversation with you is wrong? I must resort to extreme measures."

Zhang Ming held the bowl in one hand and Zhang's amulet in the other, burned the amulet to ashes in the bowl in front of Guo Sanfeng, and walked towards Guo Sanfeng.

Guo Sanfeng opened his mouth and recited the fixing spell that Zhixin taught him. I don't know if it will work in modern society, so let's give it a try.

Zhang Ming paused, his eyes lit up, and he smiled: "You're pretty good, I really didn't see the wrong person."

Guo Sanfeng stood up from the chair, his legs softened and sat back down again, glaring at Zhang Ming and cursing: "Pervert!"

"Well, I have indeed been scolded like this, because I practice these Taoism all day long." Zhang Ming's expression on his face was a little lonely, "So I am very happy to see your video, and there are very few people who really understand Maoshan technique. Can't you understand this feeling?"

Guo Sanfeng noticed that Zhang Ming's body didn't move when he was speaking, and it seemed that the fixing spell was really effective. He didn't dare to delay, he gritted his teeth and stood up. He didn't ask Zhang Ming what medicine he had given him or where the antidote was. Being tricked by this psychopath again, the first thing to do is to run.

He fumbled in his pockets, his phone and wallet were all there, he could go out and take a taxi before calling the police, he dragged his two soft-footed legs towards the door.

"Hey! I put a talisman on you. You are sober now because you smell the sandalwood. The bowl of water in my hand is the talisman release." Zhang Ming shouted behind him.

Guo Sanfeng asked back without looking back: "Do you think I'm stupid?"

"Guo Sanfeng!"

Guo Sanfeng turned his head and looked at Zhang Ming like a fool.

Zhang Ming said with a smile: "I really like you, you can be my Taoist companion."

Guo Sanfeng desperately walked up to Zhang Ming and punched him on the eye socket: "Go to hell!"

Guo Sanfeng took a taxi home, hesitated with his mobile phone for a long time and didn't call the police. Forget it, that Zhang Ming's nerves are a little abnormal, but he is not a bad person. If there is a next time, he will definitely call the police.

After one night, Guo Sanfeng felt that the weakness in his body hadn't subsided yet. Could it be that Zhang Ming really gave him a talisman?He searched all the books at home, but he couldn't find a book about giving people a talisman.

Grandpa came back from a walk and handed him a book: "I met a friend of yours who said he was giving you a book."

"Who is it?" Guo Sanfeng took the book and read it, the Mathematics Collection for Postgraduate Entrance Examination, this book?

"He said his name was Zhang Ming. He chatted with me for a while, hey, his family is the same as ours, not bad."

"Are you a little vigilant, don't chat with strangers."

Guo Zhanqi was quite happy at first, but suddenly he felt a little scared, and asked, "Then do you know Zhang Ming?"

"...That's right."

Guo Sanfeng took the book to his bedroom and thought about it again. What was the meaning of giving this book? He didn't understand what Zhang Ming was thinking at all. He flipped through it and found a charm and a small note inside.

The small piece of paper was densely filled with words, to the effect that it told him that this was really a talisman. If he didn't believe it, he could go to the ** library to check the page number of "***".

Turn it over, and there is another sentence on the back of the note: I'm sorry yesterday, I just want to find a Taoist companion.

Guo Sanfeng was really dumbfounded by this Zhang Ming. Call him a weirdo, underestimate his abnormality, say he is abnormal, but not to the extent of abnormality, it is really hard to describe.

He didn't go to the library to look up books, but drank the talisman solution water according to the method of use written by Zhang Ming on the note, and he was fine in the afternoon.

That Zhang Ming really gave him a talisman, and Guo Sanfeng would hold his breath when he thought about it, damn it, if he comes again, he will definitely beat him to the teeth.

Who knew that the perverted/perverted/perverted/perverted/perverted/perverted to arrive, when Guo Sanfeng saw Zhang Ming standing outside the door through the iron gate, he didn't care about opening the door for strangers. He rolled up his sleeves and pulled the iron door bolt, wanting to He punched again in the eye socket.

Zhang Ming hurriedly pulled the iron door, preventing him from opening it.

"Let go, I promise not to kill you."

Zhang Ming smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, I won't go in."

"Who the hell is afraid of you?" Guo Sanfeng breathed heavily from his nose.

"I'm looking for your help, I found a haunted place," Zhang Ming gestured with a 'V', "There are two, are you interested?"

Guo Sanfeng hesitated for a moment and asked, "Where is it?"

After dinner, Guo Sanfeng left the house on the pretext of having a reunion with his classmates, rode his bicycle around the moat twice, and then rode to the spot agreed with Zhang Ming.

Those two ghosts seemed to have occupied this place for a long time. Zhang Ming had come into contact with it before, but he didn't dare to do it. He first laid the bait to lure the two ghosts out, and then they dealt with each other.

Ghosts are like people, the older they are, the more powerful they become. These two old ghosts are indeed powerful.

Guo Sanfeng used the trick of obsessively getting rid of the county magistrate's concubine. After he cleaned up this one, he helped Zhang Ming get rid of another one.

It was midnight when they finished cleaning up the battlefield, Guo Sanfeng stepped into his car, but Zhang Ming stopped him.

Zhang Ming sat down on the back seat of him: "I know quite a few people who learn Maoshan technique, and there are old men in their decades, but I have never seen you so good."

"……Oh……"

"I didn't say that because of your strength, I really..."

Zhang Ming's arm wrapped around his waist, Guo Sanfeng grabbed him and threw him off.

Zhang Ming stopped, looking at the expression on his face, he seemed a little uncomfortable: "Although we have only met twice, do you believe me when I say that I fell in love with you at first sight?"

Guo Sanfeng turned his gaze away to avoid meeting his gaze: "...don't look for me anymore, I...you have a Taoist companion..."

"Hey, your excuse is too old-fashioned." Zhang Ming looked even more hurt.

Guo Sanfeng looked into his eyes: "I didn't lie to you, really."

Guo Sanfeng pedaled hard to get on the car, he pedaled hard, and finally felt the feeling of Yujian flying in the middle of the night after killing ghosts.

Ever since he merged with the last soul, he had the memory of Shi Lanting, so he naturally knew the truth of the year. It was Liu Lanxi who was bewitched by the demon. As Liu Lanxi's friend, Shi Lanting was the first to discover it. At that time, he thought that Zhixin liked Liu Lanxi, so he willingly replaced Liu Lanxi as the host of the heart demon, and insisted on getting rid of the heart demon. .

What about Guo Sanfeng himself?It's just that I met Zhixin through time travel by accident, admired his superb Taoism skills, and rejoiced that he was meticulous, considerate, gentle and affectionate, but didn't know whether Zhixin really liked him or because he felt ashamed of Shi Lanting.

That kind of deep love and sadness swept over and eroded him all the time, no matter whether it originated from Shi Lanting or himself, it made him miserable.

However, he actually wanted to put it back on again, wanted Shi Lanting to meet with Zhixin, wanted...to be with fellow Taoist...