Daoists will flirt with me if they disagree

It's nothing short of a miracle!

The Guo family was naturally overjoyed. Guo Zhanqi was smiling from ear to ear all day long. Guo Yu was both happy and a little bit guilty when facing his son. He almost burned and buried his son...

Guo Zhanqi sighed in admiration: "Xiaofeng got a blessing in disguise, he has woken up, and his soul is gone."

"Grandpa, is my soul really complete now?" Guo Sanfeng couldn't believe his ears, it really succeeded, Daoist...

He suddenly thought of something again, and asked even more surprised, "Is my soul incomplete?"

Guo Zhanqi was very happy at first, but suddenly he slipped his mouth, and his face became gloomy.

"Grandpa, tell me that this matter is very important."

Guo Zhanqi smacked his lips and said slowly: "Your soul was incomplete when you were born. Our family has a soul refining technique. People who have learned Maoshan technique in the past will take a small part of their own soul for future generations. Yours The soul is made up with theirs."

"So, it's really..." Guo Sanfeng murmured, tears streaming down his face again.

He knew that he had made the right bet. Shi Lanting's remaining four souls were in Guo Sanfeng's body, and he felt it when he came back. The feeling of intermingling of spirit, consciousness, and soul seemed to belong to another person. Everything rushed into him suddenly.

This feeling is very strange and painful, he is no longer alone, but different from psychological schizophrenia, he is Guo Sanfeng and Shi Lanting at the same time, he has the joy and sorrow of the two of them, and the Everything in the depths of memory.

"It's a good thing, why are you crying?"

Guo Sanfeng laughed through his tears: "I just remembered some things from the past, so happy."

"Don't go to school in a hurry. Anyway, you have already dropped out of school. You should rest at home first." Guo Zhanqi said to his grandson.

"……Um."

One day passed, and it was time to go to bed again, but Guo Sanfeng dared not go to sleep, he was afraid that he would fall asleep and not wake up, or that he would not know where he would be.

He knocked on the door of his grandfather's bedroom and pointed to the painting on the wall: "Grandpa, can you give me this painting?"

"Okay." Grandpa put on his clothes and pulled out the nails of the painting with a tool. "This painting was hidden by your great-grandpa. I nailed it to the wall after giving it to me. You have to put it away properly. You're still named after him."

Guo Sanfeng smiled softly, took the painting and hung it on the head of his bed, and then he lay on the other side of the bed and just looked at it.

This is Zhixin's painting of himself. The clothes on his body are the ones Zhuanxin asked him to wear every time he practiced double cultivation, and they were probably passed down by the Qingfeng sect for their Taoist companions to wear.

Guo Sanfeng's smile gradually faded, he was really afraid that these were just a dream.

He watched the sky brighten with his eyes flushed. When his father got up early to cook, he hurried to the kitchen to help. He needed to constantly confirm that he was really back.

The grandparents, father and son had dinner together, Guo Zhanqi babbled about his family's troubles, Guo Yu ate in silence, occasionally picked up a dish for Guo Sanfeng, and then put down the bowls and chopsticks early to go to work.

Guo Zhanqi sat on the sofa and watched TV after eating.

Guo Sanfeng was washing dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen while crying, fuck, why did he become so crying now...

He talked with his grandfather for a while, omitting the passage of traveling to ancient times, and just talked about his failure to use the soul splitting technique to visit the underworld, and asked his grandfather how to do it.Guo Zhanqi explained how during the period of Guo Sanfeng's waking up, he used his old bones to study spells and cast spells on Guo Sanfeng one by one.

Guo Zhanqi soon fell asleep leaning on the sofa, probably because he was too exhausted during this time.

Guo Sanfeng covered him with a blanket, then walked out the door lightly.

He straddled the bicycle and took a deep breath of the pm2.5 air in the modern reinforced concrete city. He wanted to ride the bicycle and recollect the feeling of flying with a parachute, but he was very unlucky. The red light, this kind of refreshing feeling can only be a small part, and it can't be refreshing at all...

In fact, he had no destination. When he saw the newly opened shopping mall in the city center, he felt a little thirsty, so he stopped the car and went in for a stroll.

The first floor sells cosmetics, the second floor sells clothing for middle-aged and elderly people. He looked up at the sign and said, "Damn it, women's clothing is on the third floor and men's clothing is on the fourth floor. If you have a drink, you have to go up to the fifth floor. He can't take the escalator..."

He had to resign himself to his fate and continue to walk up. When he raised his head, suddenly a child ran down in front of him.

Guo Sanfeng was startled. Whose kid, why didn’t the adults look at it? It’s so dangerous to run backwards on the escalator. He gave way to the side, but the kid ran too fast, and ran right next to him in a blink of an eye. Going down, Guo Sanfeng was really shocked this time.

He hurriedly touched the handrail beside him, and when he could touch it, he pinched his own arm again, and it hurt.He's okay, so, that kid...

He turned around and took a look, the child was gone, maybe he ran to the floor below, he felt that he might be a little nervous, how could it be so easy to run into ghosts when he went out?

He turned around, fuck, that kid ran down the top again!

Guo Sanfeng hesitated for a moment, continued to go up to the fifth floor, bought a cold drink, found a place to sit down, took a deep breath, and felt refreshed!This is the modern society. He remembered that he and Zhixin always went to Jixianglou, drinking tea every time, and it was always hot all year round, although the almond cake there was good, and it was natural and organic without additives.

The surrounding area seems to be getting lively, many people gather around the railing of the patio and look down. Is there a performance or cosplay?

Guo Sanfeng stood up and walked over to look down, he saw a shocking bloodstain, and then a crowded crowd, something happened, it was the escalator!

Guo Sanfeng took a few steps back, then seemed to wake up, threw the cold drink into the trash can, and ran towards the accident site.

It's that kid!

A lot of people gathered at the escalator on the third floor. The outermost layer is the general public watching the excitement. Inside, there are people from the fire brigade of the Public Security Bureau, as well as the security guards and managers of the shopping mall. In the innermost layer, a mother hugs the flesh and blood of her child. The fuzzy body wailed.

Guo Sanfeng blinked, looked around, and finally saw a protruding head under the escalator, which was the child running on the escalator he had seen before.

Guo Sanfeng got angry, he pointed at the kid, and the kid grinned when he saw him.

Guo Sanfeng didn't bring any tools with him, not even a piece of paper. He suddenly caught a glimpse of the yellow paper used for issuing receipts in the mall, and quickly grabbed a pair of socks from the shelf next to him to ask someone to issue a receipt.

He was holding the little yellow paper without cinnabar, so he could only stick out the tip of his tongue to draw characters on the paper.

Sudden pain in his back, he turned around and saw that child lying on his back at some point, biting him.

Guo Sanfeng quickly stretched out his hand to grab the back, and threw the child out, tsk, this talisman can't be used if it can't be completed in one go!

The child moved very quickly. He landed on all fours, opened his small mouth, and flung his body, like a nimble little monkey, and threw himself on Guo Sanfeng again.

Guo Sanfeng slammed into the wall with a "thump", and people around noticed his strangeness and gave him a strange look.

How could Guo Sanfeng have the time to cover up his actions, this child has sharp teeth and bites fiercely, his whole body is in unbearable pain, and as his body moves, the car keys hanging on his waist jingle .

He held the child's head with one hand, and took off the keys at his waist with the other. On the key chain was a small copper sword that he bought in the temple when he was climbing the mountain. Whether it was opened or not, as long as it was a copper sword, it could be used .

He bit the tip of his tongue, put the small copper sword in his mouth and licked it, and then drew a ghost-exorcism talisman.

The child suddenly took a few steps back, looked at him in shock and fear, then turned and ran.

Naturally, Guo Sanfeng couldn't allow him to harm others, so he turned the yellow piece of paper over, drew a talisman again with the tip of his tongue, folded it into the shape of a small hat, and threw it at the little devil's head.

Finally, he took the little devil away without any risk. Guo Sanfeng rolled up his sleeves and looked at his arm. There were several black teeth marks on it. He walked forward and was just about to pick up the yellow paper hat when a big foot put it on his arm. Stomped.

Guo Sanfeng frowned, raised his head and said displeasedly to the man: "Hey, lift your feet!"

It was also a young man, holding a mobile phone horizontally in his hand, probably taking pictures, and when he heard him speak, he quickly retracted his legs.

Guo Sanfeng picked up the yellow paper hat, turned around and left.

He originally came out to relax, but after making such a fuss, he lost all mood immediately. He rode his bicycle to the moat, took out his little hat and rescued the kid, and then pedaled home.

This night, Guo Sanfeng didn't plan to stay up late with staring eyes anymore, and watched dramas online to make him fall asleep.

As soon as he turned it on, the browser automatically displayed a bunch of news. Although he traveled to ancient times for more than a year, it has only been a week here, but the modern society is changing with each passing day, and a week of lace news is enough for him to read for half a day. .

"A strange man appeared in a shopping mall, suspected to be Maoshan exorcising ghosts"

Fuck, who made the video!

In the video, it is Guo Sanfeng who is tossing around like a psychopath. This should be taken by a mobile phone. The pixels are not high, and the face cannot be seen clearly, but how could Guo Sanfeng not recognize him as the person involved? The number of hits has exceeded a thousand. Reviews.

"This person has epilepsy, is he crazy, silly diao" "Every day when I open my eyes, I am shocked by the editor's title." Seeing this kind of message, Guo Sanfeng can breathe a sigh of relief, and then scroll down, there is a person nicknamed "Pu Jushi" Leave a message, "It looks like an amateur at first glance. The small ticket in the mall can draw amulets and ghosts have come out. Is there any common sense? Use yellow paper and cinnabar."

Nima, whoever goes shopping with yellow paper and cinnabar, you are only amateur and your whole family is amateur!

Guo Sanfeng despised this 'Pu Layman' from head to toe in his heart, then closed the webpage and went to bed.

A man in white clothes with loose hair turned his back to him, looking like a beauty, with the sound of the piano clanging, it was the score written by him, is it Lanxi, the beauty looked back and smiled, it was Liu Lanxi, but his face Smiling and laughing, he suddenly became ferocious, he wanted to go forward, but Zhixin came, a sword pierced Liu Lanxi's chest, his voice was hoarse but he couldn't make a sound, Zhixin saw him, and closed his eyes He drew his sword and reached out to him.

Guo Sanfeng woke up suddenly, he opened his eyes, his face was covered with water, sweat and tears, he clutched the pajamas on his chest, his heart ached...

The author has something to say:

How about Sanfeng children's shoes becoming an Internet celebrity?

Mitutoyo: You are making trouble...

Hehehe, I can't stop sprinkling dog blood at all