Daoists will flirt with me if they disagree

Perseverance was distracted by the shock of Xu Jiru's words, and it fell into Xu Jiru's arms. He knew in his heart that he would be attacked by surprise, but he couldn't avoid it.

Before Xu Jiru's hand touched Zhixin, it suddenly disappeared.

Ling Sanren withdrew his hand impatiently: "What are you talking about with him, why don't you hurry up and save him!"

Zhixin was still thinking about what Xu Jiru said just now, "Shi Lanting died for you back then", what does this mean?How did Xu Jiru know... He turned around to look at Shi Lanting, suddenly came back to his senses, and rushed over.

Guo Sanfeng only had a faint shadow left, his face was fair and transparent, and his mouth glowed faintly because of the dragon ball in his mouth.

"Shangxian, how can I save him?" Zhixin's eyes became hot.

Ling Sanren's face was calm, and he didn't have the usual smile on his face: "To repair his primordial spirit, we can only use... the method of double cultivation."

Guo Sanfeng was so anxious that he almost lost his mind: "Immortal, don't be kidding, you just repay me after accepting a living gift from me? Does Yu Nuan also need double cultivation? You—"

Before he finished speaking, the Ling San people hit his forehead like lightning, and before he fell into a coma, Guo Sanfeng struggled to glance at Zhixin: "Friend Daoist, you must persevere, you must keep our Shuangjie! "

Ling Sanren gave Zhizhi a wink: "What are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you take him to double cultivation as soon as possible?"

"This..." Zhixin was dubious, thinking quickly in his head, although the master had told him that he could find a female monk to double cultivation if necessary, but he never thought that such a day would really come, and... ...Or with Shi Lanting...

The Ling San people raised their voices and said with a look of hesitation: "You can't wait for him!"

Zhixin glanced at him: "Xiaolong will trouble the immortal to take care of him." After speaking, he hugged Guo Sanfeng's spirit body in his arms and disappeared.

Ling Sanren looked at the empty air, and then snorted: "The morals are dignified, and the nature will not change."

When Guo Sanfeng woke up, he felt his body first. Zhixin should have rejected the proposal of the rotten immortal, and his little flower should be kept.He looked up, huh?This is where?

He was in an empty hall, and the white curtains hanging from the thick pillars were swaying coquettishly in the wind. This looked like the residence that a generation of masters should have. There was a "jingling" sound.

He looked down and saw a few small bells hanging on the corners of his robe, which was the source of the sound just now, and what made him feel horrified was that the clothes on his body were not the same as Shi Lanting's before, and he didn't wear them. shoe.

He rushed out of the hall in a hurry, the floor was covered with cold marble, he stopped when he reached the entrance of the hall, the hall seemed to be located at a very high place, the ground was so white that the outside could not be seen.

A person landed in front of him in the breeze, it was Zhixin, and Zhixin said to him with a stiff face: "Let's start."

Guo Sanfeng opened his "O" mouth: "Start what?"

"Double cultivation."

Guo Sanfeng has tens of thousands of heads in his heart, so those hoofs are running around, Xiami! ?

While he was in a daze, Zhixin had already led him onto an extra-large soft bed. The configuration of the master is really awesome—ah, hey, seeing that the chrysanthemum is not guaranteed, you still feel envious of other people's bed, you are enough up.

When Guo Sanfeng scolded himself sadly, Zhixin pushed his chest, and he lay flat, and he panickedly grasped Zhixin's hand that was trying to take off his clothes: "Fellow Daoist, I feel fine, don't you?" Double cultivation is required."

Zhixin easily took his hand away: "You are in my dream now, the real you will soon disappear."

Guo Sanfeng finally fought for it: "Fellow Taoist, since it's dual cultivation, let me come."

Zhixin nodded: "Alright, you just need to get my penis." Then, he took off his clothes and looked at Guo Sanfeng.

Guo Sanfeng turned his face away, with two lasagna tears hanging down his eyes, he stretched out his hand tremblingly.

"Let me do it, let's hurry up." Saying that, Zhixin took off the last piece of clothing on Guo Sanfeng's body and threw it under the bed, then pulled Guo Sanfeng's body.

The clothes flickered in front of Guo Sanfeng's eyes, it turned out to be women's clothes, this fellow Taoist still has such interest...

"Ah!" Guo Sanfeng screamed. Damn, fellow Taoist, I misunderstood you.

The people from Lingsan saw Guo Sanfeng sitting in front of the window and staring at a pot of chrysanthemums on the window sill, and said with a smile: "I see you are doing well, that little Taoist Zhixin is working hard."

Guo Sanfeng now sees that everyone is black-bellied, and the persistent Taoist friends are black-bellied. This immortal is perverted and black-bellied. He suddenly thought of Yu Nuan. San Ren asked with a malicious smile, "Where's Yu Nuan?"

Ling San arranged his hair coquettishly, and then closed his clothes: "It's still on the bed."

"You, you, you..." Guo Sanfeng pointed at Ling San, trembling with anger.

"Hey~ You and the little Taoist are anxious to double repair and throw the little fish to me. The little Taoist told me to take good care of the little fish. I am a fairy, so naturally I will respond to requests."

Guo Sanfeng felt that the immortal in front of him was not only black-bellied and perverted, but also preferred to poke people's scars, which pot could not be opened and which pot was lifted. Such new and old hatreds made Guo Sanfeng angry: "Ah, you shameless fairy!" The flesh and blood of mortals compare their teeth with immortals.

Before he could jump in front of the immortal, he was lifted aside by a force, and then a paper bag fell into his hand. He turned around, Zhixin said with a paralyzed face, "I'll eat it for you."

Guo Sanfeng opened the paper bag, and inside was the almond cake from Ji*xiang*lou, his face turned red suddenly.

The real situation is of course not what Guo Sanfeng thought, Yu Nuan was lying on the bed, but she was also fully clothed and fell asleep.

All the people in Lingsan said distressedly: "In order to make this little fish turn into a human again, I gave him all the elixir and fairy grass that I have obtained in the past hundred years."

Guo Sanfeng suddenly thought of a question: "Is Yu Nuan a fish or a dragon?"

"The so-called ichthyosaur clan, from fish to dragon." Ling Sanren stared at Yu Nuan, rubbing his chin with one hand, wondering what he was thinking.

"Does that mean you have to jump over the Dragon's Gate?" Guo Sanfeng said casually, and suddenly Brother Xiu possessed him, and there was a "ding" in his head, "Is it because of the Soul Gathering Nail that the fish in the Dragon Pool can transform into dragons?"

Ling Sanren nodded: "Exactly."

"Why is he still awake?" Guo Sanfeng asked.

"Because his dragon ball is still in your stomach."

"Then return it to him quickly, how can I do it?" Guo Sanfeng stuck his fingers into his mouth and planned to close his throat.

"Pfft..." Ling Sanren was amused by him, and stretched out his hand to Guo Sanfeng: "You idiot, it's not your trick." As he was speaking, he was about to put his hand on Guo Sanfeng's mouth when he was stopped by Perseverance :"Let me do it."

"Tsk tsk tsk" Ling Sanren shook his head and clicked a few times, and raised the corner of his mouth: "It's different after dual cultivation."

Guo Sanfeng is a ghost who can't help blushing, but Zhixin doesn't change his face. He stretches out his hand and pushes Guo Sanfeng's abdomen, and then Guo Sanfeng feels the round dragon ball moving in his abdomen. He has a feeling of vomiting. Zhang Zhixin reached out to catch the bead in due course.

Guo Sanfeng was still staring at the bead and Zhixin's hand, worried that his own vomit would make him embarrassing, but Ling Sanren and Zhixin didn't seem worried at all. He really didn't understand the spells of this world...

On this day, Zhixin received another letter from a paper bird. The last time the bird was a vivid crane, this time it could barely look like a bird.

Guo Sanfeng also approached him and asked, "Your junior brother?"

Zhixin frowned as if he was lost in thought, Guo Sanfeng thought that Zhixin would ignore him, but Zhixin's complexion quickly returned to normal, and said to him: "It's my disciple, I went to Gaotian County last time to use the rope to tie the immortals. Tie up my junior brother and let him go to the cold cave in the back mountain to think about his mistakes, my disciple said that my junior brother is missing."

Zhixin talked for a long time, but Guo Sanfeng just imagined with bright eyes, this is the configuration of the master level, there are brothers and disciples, he is still a lonely commander, if he wants to become a master, he has to recruit apprentices.

"As soon as Yunuan wakes up, you will come back to the mountain with me." Zhixin turned around and said to him, suddenly the words changed: "Do you remember Xu Jiru?"

"Ah?" Guo Sanfeng was a little puzzled, he didn't suffer from intermittent amnesia, he just escaped from that demon surnamed Xu, how could he not remember.

"I'm talking about 20 years when you were alive... Forget it, you don't remember it." Zhixin lowered his head halfway, his voice a little low.

"The demon leader Xu said that he set his sights on me 20 years ago, but unfortunately he didn't succeed. After 20 years, he still didn't give up. Thank you Taoist priest for saving me." Guo Sanfeng said very sincerely, because this persistent fellow Taoist and He was not related to him, but he was able to risk his life to save him, his character was really good.

Who knows, it's okay if he doesn't say anything, but as soon as he finished speaking, Zhixin actually turned his back, not knowing whether he didn't want to accept his thanks or not want to see him, he was silent for a while, and then asked: "How do you know Taoism?" , still use the protective spell?"

"Hehehe, I'm interested," Guo Sanfeng rolled his eyes, it is necessary to pretend to be affectionate to get away with it, "Aiwujiwu..."

From behind, Guo Sanfeng could see a suspicious blush on the ears of Fellow Daoist Zhixin, and "Boom" Guo Sanfeng also immediately became hot from the face to the neck, what the fuck, I'm probably going to be a bitch...

Two days later, Yu Nuan woke up. Guo Sanfeng felt that Yu Nuan's appearance had changed. It turned out that although his facial features were exquisite, he looked like a doll. Now he has grown a little bit, and his stature is also a bit taller. Ling Sanren touched his nose: " It might have been made up."

Yu Nuan woke up and shouted at Guo Sanfeng, "Brother."

Well, the voice has changed, Guo Sanfeng rolled his eyes silently, and he didn't know whether the Lingsan people rushed to the doctor and prescribed the wrong dose of medicine, or did it deliberately to satisfy some abnormal psychology of himself.

Xu Jiru became a demon and was killed. After all, he is the magistrate of Qiutang County. This needs to be reported to the county magistrate, and the fact that the county magistrate’s concubine was burned to death by a strange fire has also been revealed. It can finally calm people’s hearts. The people from the county government went to investigate and deal with it.

Zhixin just came back from the county government office in the morning, and in the afternoon the magistrate went to the farmer's house outside the city where they were staying temporarily in plain clothes.

Guo Sanfeng didn't open an umbrella, Ling Sanren is worthy of being a fairy, but he actually disappeared in advance.The magistrate only saw Zhixin and Yunuan, Zhixin stood up and saluted, and asked, "Why are you here, sir?"

"The Taoist priest is leaving Qiutang County, and I will come see you off." The magistrate looked around, "Where is the Taoist priest Sanfeng?"

Zhixin looked in Guo Sanfeng's direction, and didn't know how to answer for a while, but Yu Nuan was snarky: "Brother has gone to the latrine."

Guo Sanfeng had no choice but to float out of the house to prepare for a while, and then he opened an umbrella and entered the house in human form.

The county magistrate nodded, turned around and said to Zhixin: "This time, the Taoist priest has eliminated the harm for my Qiutang County. I really can't thank you."

Perseverance lightly shakes the Buddha's dust: "Expelling ghosts and demons is the responsibility of the poor Taoist in his life, and adults don't need to worry about it."

"There is something old that I hope the Taoist priest will know." The magistrate's face was solemn, with some sadness in it, "The Taoist priest still remembers Shi Lanting who was killed 20 years ago. To be honest, he is a close friend."

Zhixin nodded, with a silent face.

"Before he was possessed by the demon, he asked me..." The magistrate squeezed his eyelids, his voice was a little choked, "He said he was going to be possessed by the demon soon, if you killed him, call me Don't make things difficult for you."

At this point, the expression on Zhixin's face finally cracked a bit, that guy was so...

The county magistrate paused for a moment, and his emotions finally eased: "The next imperial court officials shouldn't believe in these Taoist ghosts, but because of him, I believe that the people killed by the Taoist chief must be crooked rather than good people. "

Guo Sanfeng came in from the outside under an umbrella, with a look of relief on his face, he was very surprised when he saw the magistrate, "Why are you here?"

Damn it, Guo Sanfeng decided that if he had the chance to travel back to modern times, he would definitely enter the show business circle...

He suddenly found that the uncle magistrate was still looking at him with strange eyes, and the atmosphere in the room was not very good, so he quickly changed into a confused expression, pretending to be profound: "My lord, your master Xu Jiru has become Demon, he was not killed by us, but by the immortals."

The author has something to say:

Guo Sanfeng and Fellow Daoist Zhixin turned on the light for the first time. After all, they are still in the relationship cultivation period, and they will increase slowly in the future. The rhythm is like Aunt Jiang: dirty, dirty, dirty...