Daoists will flirt with me if they disagree

Xu Jiru was wearing a yellow Taoist robe, and he was holding a dust whisk in his hand. As expected, people rely on clothes. In the past, he was dressed as a literati and a gentleman, but now he is wearing a Taoist robe. Taoist priests, looking nondescript is a bit ridiculous.

Xu Jiru laughed a few times, Guo Sanfeng felt that he looked at himself as if he was looking at the braised pork in a bowl, with a benevolent lust, he almost said "come to my bowl", what a pervert!

"Shi Lanting, I didn't expect that I would recognize you, right? Then Pei Shounian didn't dare to recognize you without thinking about eating and drinking every day, hehe..." Xu Jiru seemed to think that it was a particularly ridiculous thing, and his smile was full of contempt.

Guo Sanfeng's spiritual body moved, and he couldn't even stand up. He had no choice but to sit on one side of his buttocks very delicately: "My name is not Shi Lanting, oh, I have heard of the Shi Lanting you mentioned , wasn’t he killed 20 years ago?”

"Indeed, I set my sights on your soul 20 years ago, but it's a pity that you were killed by your obsession and you were left in a trance." At this point, he shook his head, as if regretting it, and then smiled, "If it wasn't I'm not sure whether you are someone else or Shi Lanting with that umbrella, whether that umbrella can make you appear human, since God sent you to me again, I naturally can't miss this good opportunity."

"Oh~" Guo Sanfeng felt that the previous doubts were suddenly connected, and he pointed at Xu Jiru, "You let Yingxue steal my umbrella, and then you killed Yingxue!"

Xu Jiru nodded politely: "For you, I've put in all my effort, so don't gossip, talk about whether Zhixin will come to save you, even if he comes, it's too late."

After saying this, Xu Jiru shook the Buddha dust in his hand, and the stones that fell on the ground flew up slowly. He smiled at Guo Sanfeng, and then opened his mouth, the mouth opened wider and wider and surpassed The human limit, and then those stones lined up and fell into his bloody mouth.

Guo Sanfeng was dumbfounded. Soon, Xu Jiru swallowed all the stones, wiped the corners of his mouth, and pointed at Guo Sanfeng: "It's your turn!"

Xu Jiru's eyes were red, his mouth was still grinning wide like a toad, Guo Sanfeng thought that this is still a person, either a monster or a demon.

"Why, you still have ten or eight boilers to refine me?" Guo Sanfeng moved his legs quietly as he said, damn it, he still can't move, he finally knows what it means to sit and wait...

Xu Jiru grinned: "I don't think it's necessary." As he spoke, he opened his mouth, and the mouth almost split his whole head in two, and a powerful suction went straight to Guo Sanfeng's soul. body.

Fuck, he turned into a monster from a vacuum cleaner... Guo Sanfeng couldn't control his soul, and his consciousness was also lost. He dug his fingers into the ground in discomfort.

"Ah!" Xu Jiru screamed suddenly, his mouth was pierced by countless silver threads, and he had to close his mouth due to the pain.

Guo Sanfeng's spirit body prostrated on the ground in a flash, motionless, his ghost was almost invisible.

"Brother, brother!" Yu Nuan yelled, threw herself to Guo Sanfeng's side, and kept shouting.

Zhixin took a few steps slowly on the ground, and said loudly: "In the past, Yuguan Chisongzi, the emperor of Yan, took medicine stones, jumped into the fire and burned himself, and finally reborn into a fairy, who can go up and down with the smoke and wind and rain. Which method is it to take food?"

Xu Jiru held Buddha dust in his hand and bowed to Zhixin, and said with a smile: "Fellow Taoist, don't you know that the quality of the medicine stone is directly related to life and death, if you are not careful, you will burn yourself if you are not careful, so I came up with this method."

He was chatting and laughing happily, as if he was discussing with a friend, but his face sank when he was determined: "Master Zhixian, that concubine died for no reason because she misunderstood your slander, didn't she?"

Xu Jiru nodded with a smile: "Daoyou is lively and quick-witted, no wonder he was able to find the soul of Shi Lanting, a good man of ten generations. I don't know what you want to do with him?"

Zhixin was stunned for a moment, and couldn't bear to look at Guo Sanfeng: "It's useless to talk about different ways, I will definitely take him away today."

"Fellow Daoist, you can give it a try." Xu Jiru said, breathing out a puff of black smoke.

While retreating, Zhixin raised his sleeve to cover it, then hid his hand behind his sleeve and quickly made a tactic. He waved his sleeve again, and the black smoke scattered in all directions as if swept by a strong wind.

Xu Jiru raised the corners of his mouth and smiled: "Fellow Taoist is really proficient in spells, let's try this again." As he spoke, he opened his mouth again and didn't know what to spit out, and the scattered black mist suddenly ignited flames, It turned into fireballs like being fired by an invisible bow, scurrying around in this room.

Zhixin glanced back at Guo Sanfeng and Yu Nuan, pulled up the skirt of his Taoist robe with his hand, and then threw it in their direction. The Taoist robe was blown by the wind in the air, turning into two big ones as usual, covering the The ghost and the dragon covered them from the flying fireball.

Zhixin was only wearing a jacket, and a black hole was burned out when the fireball hit him. He closed his eyes and chanted a mantra, a layer of sweat appeared on his forehead. Open your eyes and scream.

"Bang bang bang" the flying fireballs burst one by one, only turning into sparks falling on the ground or disappearing into the air.

Guo Sanfeng closed his eyes, his spiritual body shook wildly, Yu Nuan couldn't help it, picked up Zhixin's Taoist robe and covered Guo Sanfeng, Guo Sanfeng's mouth and nose were buried in Zhixin's Taoist robe, blinked his eyelashes and turned around.

"Brother!" Yu Nuan wept with joy and shouted loudly.

Seeing Yu Nuan coming, Guo Sanfeng immediately looked at the persistence of fighting with Xu Jiru.

Xu Jiru used some crooked things to attack, and he was obsessed with learning the orthodox Maoshan technique. From now on, he just blindly defended. All his talisman papers were in the Taoist robe, but he threw the Taoist robe over to cover Guo Sanfeng and Yu Nuan.

After such a short period of time, Xu Jiru's appearance changed again, his hair also turned red, standing up like a hedgehog with red needles, and his stomach was also bulging. I don't know what chemical reaction happened inside. He spits out smoke, fire, and poisonous water, and his tongue sticks out for a long time. The red part twitches from time to time in conjunction with the attack, and he makes a laugh, which can no longer be called a human voice, like a monster.

The clothes on Zhixin's body were already in tatters, but his figure remained firm and steady. He used the Five Thunders Curse to break Xu Jiru's poisonous smoke formation, pulled out the Demon Subduing Sword that never left his body, and threw the sword pouch aside. After many years of silence, the sky light pulsed twice and glowed with fluorescent light.

Zhixin swung his sword with his right hand and slashed at the mountain. Xu Jiru let out a strange cry, and the nails on his five fingers grew suddenly.

Xu Jiru took two steps back, his demonic nature diminished immediately, and his appearance returned to his human appearance. He stopped pretending to be a Taoist priest, threw away the Buddha dust in his hand, took out a small bottle from his bosom, and opened the bottle with a sigh.

Zhixin frowned, a large amount of ghost energy was pouring out of the bottle, and it was unknown how many lives this person had hurt to accumulate this countless resentment.Xu Jiru tipped the bottle, and immediately countless ghosts rushed out with ghost energy.

Not daring to be negligent, he immediately swung the Subduing Demon Sword. As the saying goes, the King of Hades loves little ghosts, and the Subduing Demon Sword killed countless ghosts. endlessly.

"I've been living in Qiutang County's government office for more than ten years, and all my hard work has been ruined by you," Xu Jiru said sadly, and then he smiled evilly, "What's the difference between you and me?"

"I won't kill innocent people indiscriminately." Zhixin said while concentrating on dealing with ghosts.

Xu Jiru seemed to have heard a big joke, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Shi Lanting: "This man was originally a benevolent person who could ascend to immortality, but he didn't know who killed him and ended up like this."

Zhixin felt a sudden pain in his heart, as if he had been stabbed by a poisonous thorn, he clenched the sword in his hand tightly: "Killing him is indeed the fault of the poor."

"He is about to die for the second time now, even his soul is gone. You have committed a serious crime, Fellow Daoist."

Zhixin frowned, a line of blood flowed out from the corner of his mouth, the sword in his hand loosened, and the light dimmed, and all the ghosts immediately took advantage of the vacancy, biting Zhixin one by one.

Guo Sanfeng suddenly felt that he was inexplicably sad and wanted to die immediately. This feeling probably came from Shi Lanting's soul. Poor Shi Lanting was about to disappear with him before his soul was complete. Not only that, Zhixin also……

He lifted the Taoist robe of Zhixin and looked at his spirit body. Well, the transparency was 70.00% before, but now it looks like it should be 90.00%. If you die, you can die. Maybe if you die again, he can wear it back this time... …

"Yu Nuan, I will borrow your blood." As he spoke, Guo Sanfeng pinched Yu Nuan's fingers, and then drew a talisman under the yellow paper.

Guo Sanfeng exhausted all the strength he had accumulated with great difficulty, and used that spell to cover Zhixin. I don't know if it was because of Yu Nuan's dragon blood or because he had used up all his last strength. The whole body was covered with a golden bell cover, all the grieving ghosts beside Zhixin were wiped out, and the other grieving ghosts were cut off even if they wanted to rush over again.

Zhixin was taken aback, and turned to look at Guo Sanfeng, his face paled in shock, a burst of blood surged, and another line of blood slithered out from the corner of his mouth.

"Brother!" Yu Nuan hugged Guo Sanfeng's ghost who was about to disappear and cried loudly.

At this moment, Guo Sanfeng really wants to say something that he died bravely with his family and country in mind, such as "After I die, please donate my organs to the medical cause of our country or people who need it more", or "Please donate my property Hand it over to the country." Unfortunately, Guo Sanfeng is just a poor man, with no health and no money. He smiled and said, "The party fees I owe can only be paid back in the next life."

Yu Nuan looked at Guo Sanfeng's fading ghost and cried, "Brother, who is dang? How much do you owe?"

Guo Sanfeng was about to enjoy the feeling of completely disappearing and returning to heaven and earth, when he was amused by this little fool.

"Brother, open your mouth." Yu Nuan stuffed a round object into Guo Sanfeng's mouth, then smiled at Guo Sanfeng, "Brother, you saved my life and I can finally pay it back."

Guo Sanfeng was startled, and stretched out his hand to take the thing out of his mouth, but the little thing rolled into his stomach with a rumble as if consciously.

"Yu Nuan, you..." However, he didn't say the second half of the sentence, because Yu Nuan had turned into a small fish and fell to the ground and started to flop.

This little fish is covered with red phosphorous, with only a white spot on the head and tail. Isn't this the little fish he rescued before!Yu Nuan was right in calling him the savior, he really saved Yu Nuan, Guo Sanfeng wanted to laugh and cry at the same time.

Yunuan Xiaoyu was jumping on the ground, and there was a lot of dust on her beautiful scales. What should I do? If this continues, Yunuan will die!

"It seems that I came at the right time." A voice suddenly came to mind in midair.

"Immortal, Immortal!" Guo Sanfeng exclaimed happily, the voice sounded like the sounds of nature to him, Yu Nuan was saved, and so was the Daoist Priest!

"Huh?" The Lingsan people showed up and looked at Guo Sanfeng and then at Xiaoyu, also very surprised.

"Immortal, save Yu Nuan!"

Ling San took the wine jug he carried with him, poured out the wine in it, covered the lid and shook it, opened it again, and there was a pool of clear liquid in it. He picked up the small fish, which turned into a small one and was caught He puts it in that liquid.

Ling Sanren frowned and shouted, "Hurry up and get rid of that monster, he won't last long!"

Zhixin knew that the Lingsan people were talking about Shi Lanting's soul, and with the protection of the amulet, he wiped the blade of the Demon Sword with his left hand.This demon sword was forged with his heart and soul, and it was connected with him in the same vein. Now it drank his blood and immediately became red.

With both hands holding the sword in front of him, Xu Jiru couldn't help but take a few steps back. His constant attacks just now made Zhixin feel overwhelmed. Who would have thought that the ghost could use the protective spell, and there was another real immortal watching the battle, so he was immediately weak a lot.

Zhixin couldn't let him escape, so he slashed at him with a sword.Xu Jiru repeated the old plan and used his sharp claws to block it, and the arm was immediately burned until the skin was cracked and bloody.

Xu Jiru looked at Shi Lanting's pale ghost, and smiled slyly with his scarlet mouth: "Daoist friend, do you know? Shi Lanting died for you back then!"

Zhixin spit out a mouthful of blood with a "wow", Xu Jiru was waiting for this opportunity, he controlled Zhixin's Demon Subduing Sword with one hand, and stabbed at Zhixin with the other hand.