Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life
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get happiness".
The next morning, You Zhengping struggled to go home, threw himself into Yu Hua's arms, pretended nothing happened, enjoyed Yu Hua's embrace, and acted ignorantly to let Yu Hua miss work to accompany him.
The smell of food in the kitchen reminded You Zhengping that everything about him now might just be a passing cloud.
If only there were no spoilers.
He got out of bed and went to the kitchen, hugged Yu Hua from behind, and gently kissed his lover's firm back.
We will be happy.You Zhengping thought to himself.
The author has something to say:
Yu Hua: It would be fine if there is no system.
You Zhengping: It would be great if there were no saboteurs.
Author: You will be happy.
This chapter explains:
First, what Lian Yufan is talking about happened 30 to [-] years ago, and he is very backward in technology and thinking.
Second, out of various humanitarian considerations, this plan has been stopped for 15 years, otherwise You Zhengping would not have gotten married without knowing anything.
Third, Luo Huai's mother's suicide was mainly due to too many memories and negative emotions, and the same is true for Luo Huai, who was also on the verge of collapse.
Fourth, not all guardians have to accept this plan, but only those with special abilities, because it is too special.For other types, awakened ones among ordinary people are enough.
There is still too little to explain in one chapter, which has caused some misunderstandings. Let me explain it in words, hey.
See you tomorrow at 12 noon, okay? (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~
Chapter 45
Yu Hua never considered himself unhappy, every day after meeting You Zhengping, he was very happy.
It is true that there are many stumbling blocks on the way forward, just lift your legs and kick them away, how much energy will be wasted?
Of course, this process will bring a lot of troubles, and it also makes Yu Hua very worried, such as the sudden increase in power a while ago and being unable to get in touch with Xiao You, or accidentally breaking the mobile phone that Xiao You gave him, and worrying about how to make money. (Laundering) money to support Xiaoyou, or how to be a better guardian family member when knowing Xiaoyou's identity, and finally how to get back those pants... Cough cough, don't mention the pants.
In short, all of Yu Hua's worries and worries are about how to get along with You Zhengping better. The troubles are a little bit troublesome, but when he thinks that all these worries are for a better future, even the worries are also the sorrows of happiness.
In fact, after knowing that Xiao You was the guardian, Yu Hua was actually a little happy after being surprised.
He thought that he was silently fighting both the destroyer and the guardian, and he didn't want Xiaoyou to be his fellow travelers.He was thinking about how to teach Yuan Luoyang a lesson in the amusement park, and Xiao You was also angrily beating Yuan Luoyang because of his injury.
It's tiring to walk alone, but you won't be lonely if you have someone to accompany you.
To this day, except when Yu Hua saw Xiaoyou was injured, Yu Hua was really angry, saddened and even scared, and the rest of the time he was happy.
Even if I accidentally kissed Xiao You with the identity of the man in the black robe, I would secretly look forward to it. Will Xiao You find out that the man in the black robe is me through the knee pillow and kiss?Will Xiaoyou peek at my mobile phone, pockets, bedside table, under the mattress, safe, bank card account, computer browsing records, and the suitcase above the wardrobe because of suspicion?With such small expectations in his arms, Yu Hua felt a little happy again.
"We are very happy now." Yu Hua wiped his oily hands, turned around and kissed You Zhengping's forehead, and smiled contentedly.
Seeing Yu Hua's ignorant expression, You Zhengping gradually became firm despite his heartache.
Lian Yufan's mother's pain, Luo Huai's pain, he would never let Yu Hua suffer.
The Guardian Survival Plan was established on the basis that destroyers were rampant, and someone had to stand up to fight against them. In the 15 years since there were no destroyers, the Guardian Survival Plan gradually stopped.
As long as there are no spoilers, this program will never have a chance to be restarted.
You Zhengping considered himself to be the lucky generation. From Zhen Li and Yuan Luoyang, they knew that there was a system behind the saboteurs, and the system was the real mastermind.However, the system was severely damaged due to the battle with a powerful "customer clearer" (Zhen Li mentioned it to the original sunset), resulting in no destroyers in the world for 15 years.Now that the trauma of the system has not recovered, and they have to fight against the black-robed man, as long as they can use the black-robed man to kill the system, they can really solve all the saboteurs once and for all!
You Zhengping clenched his fists tightly. He loves the world and is willing to do his best to protect the world, but he is also an individual with selfish desires and hopes for happiness.
Lian Yufan's father failed to have both, which made Lian Yufan overly pessimistic and rational.You Zhengping's concept has always been "I want it all", no matter what time it is, he must carry out his beliefs.
Having figured it out, You Zhengping was no longer sad, sitting at the dining table with his face in his hands watching Yu Hua busy in the kitchen, his heart was filled with this little home.
Speaking of which, Guardian's physique is really good. He exercised excessively throughout the morning, and his waist doesn't feel tired. Small muscle strains or exercise bruises can be healed in a few minutes, so he doesn't have to worry about getting out of bed.
Back then, he couldn't control his abilities, and worried that Yu Hua would be hurt if he led the exercise process, so he obediently lay still and let Yu Hua help him stretch.
After getting along for a long time, the two got used to this kind of training mode. Even if You Zhengping could control supernatural powers, he didn't bother to take the lead in training.
Moreover, Yu Hua has fitness, and he has always been strong and well-exercised when exercising. You Zhengping is a guardian who can barely keep up with Yu Hua's exercise intensity. If he is to lead, he is definitely not as good as Yu Hua.
Well, quite harmonious.
You Zhengping's legs were swinging under the table, watching Yu Hua put the four dishes and one soup on the table, he inhaled the aroma contentedly, today's lunch is Yu Hua's secret sweet and sour pork ribs, secret sauce beef, secret Soft fried tenderloin and a colorful green vegetable that You Zhengping couldn't even name (he can accurately distinguish the aroma of the meat, but the green vegetables all look the same), the soup is stewed white eel soup, each plate is very large, and it can be served There are a lot of dishes.
"Have you cooked so many dishes in just one hour?" You Zhengping picked up a piece of pork ribs, almost crying.
"I prepared some last night. You sent a message yesterday, saying that you will have a rest today. I originally planned to cook something delicious for you today." Yu Hua said, when he was upset last night, he did not forget to deal with it. Ingredients, beef stew for sauce and soup.
"It's so delicious!" You Zhengping was so fragrant that he almost bit off his tongue, he let out an "ouch" and stuck out his tongue, bleeding from the tip of his tongue.
Yu Hua hurriedly poured him a cup of cold water, sighed and said, "Why are you in such a hurry, no one snatched it from you."
"Because it's so delicious," You Zhengping said, "I haven't eaten your food for two days."
"It's only been two days." Yu Hua said so, but his heart burst into laughter.
"I can't stand it without eating for a day," You Zhengping put his arms around Yu Hua's waist, "I'm living on Chef Yu's secret home-cooked dishes."
"Then I'll make some small snacks that are easy to carry. You can put them in your pocket and eat them secretly during the time between missions. You can't show them off and they will be snatched up." Yu Hua said with a slight smile. .
He used to make a lot of snacks for You Zhengping, but he knew that You Zhengping would not be able to resist going to the work unit to show off, and that Cen Xiao and others who were jealous of him would definitely grab them, and those snacks were set aside to be snatched.This time I want to save it, to extend the life of Xiaoyou who has been separated for too long, so naturally I can't let others know.
"Yeah." You Zhengping nodded repeatedly.
With the experience of biting his tongue this time, Yu Hua forbade You Zhengping to eat too fast, he would cough lightly when the meat was picked up too fast, and from time to time put that green dish of unknown vegetable into You Zhengping's bowl stuffed.
You Zhengping said with a bitter face: "I don't want to eat vegetables, green ones look so environmentally friendly."
"Vegetables have a lot of nutrients that meat doesn't have. You can't just eat meat." Yu Hua said.
"Okay," You Zheng pouted, "it's all about love."
After eating, Yu Hua habitually turned on the news channel, doing dishes while listening.You Zhengping touched his chubby belly, collapsed on the sofa and shouted, "I have three days off, and the day after tomorrow is Saturday, let's go to the movies! No one will bring it, just the two of us."
Yu Hua turned off the faucet, thinking that this sentence sounded familiar to him, You Zhengping also said it in the amusement park last time.On the same day, Yu Hua counted, Cen Xiao and other 6 oil bottles came, and even Yufan brought seven people, and even Yufan forced Zhen Li to take Yuan Luoyang, the staff in the amusement park seemed to be He is very good at fighting, and he should also be You Zhengping's colleague.Zero zero finally counted down, 13 guardians, 2 destroyers, 21 non-staff personnel, a total of 36 shining light bulbs, um, just "two" of them.
Yu Hua picked up a clean dishcloth, and asked casually while wiping the bowl: "What are Cen Xiao and the others planning to do in these three days off?"
"Who cares about them," You Zhengping snorted, "a bunch of light bulbs."
Yu Hua was a little relieved, he wiped all the dishes and cleaned the kitchen, and sent a message to Lian Yufan: You work overtime on Saturday.
Lian Yufan had just woken up at the moment, and the hangover was causing him a headache and nausea. When he saw Yu Hua's message when he was suffering, he immediately sent a voice angrily: "Why do you have to work overtime? Why do you need to work overtime in that poor studio? something?"
Yu Hua had already guessed that Lian Yufan would get angry. He didn't listen to the voice, but converted the voice into text. Lian Yufan's Mandarin is very standard, and he has a second-level certificate, and the accuracy of voice conversion into text is very high.
Yu Hua quickly typed on his mobile phone: You didn't go to work yesterday and today for two consecutive days, shouldn't you work overtime to make up for your workload?
Lian Yufan was almost pissed off. After others acted, with the help of the insider, the captain of the criminal police, he successfully got a three-day vacation. What about him?Under Yu Mowang's hands, being squeezed every day, he said angrily: "Don't do it! Don't you deduct my full attendance and bonus? I don't want this month's salary. You can deduct whatever you want. I won't go to work today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow!"
Yu Hua sat leisurely on the sofa in the afternoon, and You Zhengping saw him sitting on the edge of the sofa, squirming to Yu Hua's side like a caterpillar, with his head resting on Yu Hua's lap, thinking that this was the real knee pillow .
With Xiao You on his lap, Yu Hua gently smiled at Xiao You, and at the same time kept pointing his fingers, indifferently sending a message to Lian Yufan: I have a new colleague, I plan to hire "him" as a PR manager, you and "" He "competes for jobs, "he" does not rest on Saturdays and Sundays, and has to work hard in the unit, whether he goes on weekends or not is up to you.
"What?" Lian Yufan jumped up from the bed suddenly, "Are you recruiting new employees?"
Regardless of the headache, he put on his clothes and went to find Yuan Luoyang, who was reading the complete set of laws in the library of the base and waiting for someone to take him back to his unit. He stepped on a soft object after he had just walked two steps, and the object made a "hum" , Looking down, he actually stepped on Cen Xiao's stomach, and there were wine bottles scattered all over the ground.
Cen Xiao drank with Lian Yufan last night, and Lian Yufan passed out after drinking three bottles.Cen Xiao was left with mixed feelings in his heart. After helping Lian Yufan to bed, he poured himself a drink.Even Cen Xiao didn't know how many bottles of wine there were in Yufan's refrigerator, anyway, the refrigerator was empty now, and white wine, red wine, and beer had all become empty wine bottles.
Because of Cen Xiao's ability, after the alcohol enters the body, it evaporates more than it absorbs. Therefore, he has an excellent capacity for drinking. It may be an exaggeration to not get drunk after a thousand cups, but it is not difficult to drink a group of people under the table.
Even so, due to a bad mood yesterday, Cen Xiao was still drunk. After finishing the last bottle of wine, he fell asleep on the spot. Anyway, his body is very hot and he is not afraid of cold at all. The next morning, it was sublimated into gas, which saved the cleaners and aunts a lot of trouble. In the past, every time it snowed in the training ground, everyone would push Cen Xiao to sleep on the playground, so as not to sweep the snow the next day.
"Did you drink up a winery?" Lian Yufan patted his forehead with cold water, but rushed to the library without waking Cen Xiao up.
The library was empty, Lian Yufan patted the door and said, "Yuan Luosun!"
"Yes." Yuan Luoyang crawled out from under the table wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses and holding the "Civil Law", "Are you going to send me back?"
Yuan Luoyang is now in charge of Lian Yufan, and Lian Yufan will take him back to the studio when he leaves the base.Last night, Lian Yufan didn't wake up until noon, so no one cared about Yuan Luoyang. He was in a hurry to go back to the studio. He had made an agreement with the fans in the live broadcast room to live broadcast to study law together in the evening.
"Why are you under the table? The light is so bad that you are nearsighted and don't protect your eyes?" Lian Yufan said while covering his forehead. He felt that nothing went well since he was transferred to Xuyang District.
"It's safe under the table," Yuan Luori said. "Myopia is not a big problem. I wear glasses more comfortable than contact lenses. These won't pop out of my eyes."
Yuan Luori is not worried about myopia and astigmatism, the level clearer God promised him that he will help him heal his eyes in the future!
Seeing the black-robed man heal the guardian of the handsome uncle, Yuan Luoyang confirmed that the healing ability of the black-robed man is definitely stronger than the medicine exchanged by the system, and he just needs to wait patiently.
It's just that the treatment by the great god may still require some intimate contact, Yuan Luoyang pursed his lips, even if he was an idol, he was not very willing.
"Yu Hua said that the studio has recruited a new manager, do you know which Saboteur it is? Is Saboteur 192 still alive?" Lian Yufan asked.
Lian Yufan instinctively felt that the employees who could work in this dilapidated studio were either the guardian colleagues needed for work, or the new saboteurs.Even if Yu Hua joined by accident, he is at least a guardian family member.
"Yes, there are newcomers? I don't know." Yuan Luoyang pushed his glasses and said, "I came to the base with you yesterday, and my mobile phone was confiscated in the car, and there is no source of information."
The base does not allow Yuan Luori and others to bring mobile phones. Even Yufan, who can send messages with Yu Hua, is a specially made mobile phone. Because of his special identity as a spy, he can only apply for a mobile phone with location shielding function. You Zhengping is not eligible to take it. This mobile phone communicates with the outside world in the base.
"That's true." Lian Yufan rubbed his painful temples, "Wait a minute, I'll take you back to the studio in half an hour."
When Lian Yufan washed his face, changed his clothes, and tidied himself up, Yuan Luoyang went to the staff to check out the book borrowing procedures, and then signed the material (glasses) collection form.These expenses are borne by the guardian organization, which has sufficient funds, but the whereabouts of each sum of money needs to be recorded in detail, which is also to prevent corruption from breeding.
After painlessly fainting the original sunset, Lian Yufan took people away from the base, and sent a message to Yu Hua on the way: I will go to work overtime right now, and I will work normally on weekends, I will not give you an excuse to find someone to replace me!
yeah!Seeing the message, Yu Hua made a gesture of scissors in his heart, but maintained a calm appearance on the surface.
Xiaoyou said that Cen Xiao would not go to work, and would go wherever he likes to play; Lian Yufan agreed to work overtime on Saturday, which means that the guardians did not act on Saturday, and it was really a two-person world between him and Xiaoyou.
Clean and tidy, just the two of them, without Cen Xiao and Cen Xiao's wallets, without Lian Yufan and the Guardian, and without the destroyer's two-person world!
Countless dating spots in Xuyang District flashed through Yu Hua's mind, and he arranged and assembled the best date plan in his mind. At this moment, You Zhengping stretched out his hand for a hug: "In the past, you were responsible for arranging the time for each date. , you are in charge of finding transportation, you are in charge of finding delicious restaurants, you are in charge of finding good movies, you are in charge of finding... a place to live at night, ahem, I’m just in charge of being an idiot. Leave it all to me this time, okay? I'll arrange it."
Yu Hua immediately hugged his lover who was rarely act like a baby, lowered his head and rubbed his nose, his eyes were full of smiles: "Okay, this time I will completely listen to you, no matter whether the plan is good or not, you are not allowed to ask Cen Xiao and the others for help."
"Tch, I still need them!" You Zhengping said disdainfully, "I suspect that every time we went on a date before, it would be because of them, a group of foodies who got in the way. Without their help, I would do better good!"
"Okay, it's all up to you." Yu Hua said virtuously.
You Zhengping let go of his hand, and continued to rest his head on Yu Hua's thigh, rubbing against it.
Suddenly, a sense of familiarity came from the back of You Zhengping's head. He patted the back of his head and blinked.
Why does it seem a little...
At this moment, the pressure cooker in the kitchen rang, and Yu Hua stood up and said, "The snacks I made for you should be boiled and deep-fried. After cooling down, it's best to seal them in a vacuum bag, so that they are easy to carry, and won't be because of The taste is discovered."
As a virtuous person/wife Yu Hua, there are all kinds of gadgets at home, how could there be no vacuum laminator.
Yu Hua got up and turned on the pressure cooker, and the aroma of meat wafted into his nostrils. You Zhengping was attracted by the aroma, and moved around the pressure cooker like a greedy cat.
Every time You Zhengping moved around, his arm would unconsciously touch Yu Hua, and Yu Hua said helplessly, "This is for you to bring when you go to work, now you eat it and it's gone."
"But I won't go to work until three days later, so even if you pack it in plastic, it will still be missing, and it's a waste of vacuum bags." You Zhengping blinked and said, "Snacks should be made the day before work."
"Aren't we going on a date the day before going to work?" Yu Hua tapped You Zhengping's forehead, "Are you a goldfish brain? You only have seven seconds of memory."
"Oh." You Zhengping stared greedily at the meat in the pressure cooker, licked his lower lip before saying pitifully, "Okay then."
Seeing his aggrieved look, Yu Hua couldn't help laughing, he shook his head helplessly and said, "Forget it, at worst I'll get up early to make it, you can eat this."
You Zhengping's eyes lit up, and just as he was about to reach for it, Yu Hua patted the back of his hand lightly: "You are not allowed to hold it with your hands, use chopsticks to pick it up after washing your hands, and you can only eat one piece, and I will deep-fry the rest. Eat whatever you want."
You Zhengping happily washed his hands repeatedly, picked up chopsticks and ate a piece of meat, his eyes narrowed in happiness.
Suddenly, he touched the back of his head and asked in doubt: "What did I want to say just now? Did I forget something?"
At this time, Yu Hua had already started to fry the meat in the pan, and You Zhengping smelled the aroma, so he couldn't concentrate, so he simply put down his hands and concentrated on watching the meat come out of the pan.
After putting the snacks on the coffee table for You Zhengping, and telling You Zhengping again to use chopsticks instead of holding them with your hands, Yu Hua took the computer and went to the study to work.
Since I have to rest on Saturday, I will definitely rest tomorrow (after all, Xiaoyou rarely has a holiday, so I must accompany him), and it is best to finish the business before then.
Yu Hua found the production team of the talent show through online office, re-negotiated the original sunset contract with the other party, and revised the contract into a contract that didn't make a lot of money and didn't sign a contract of sale, but was very beneficial to the future development of the original sunset.
Yuan Luori was able to escape because he helped Xiaoyou protect the falling child on the rooftop.When Xiaoyou was fighting with Destroyer 192 and couldn't take care of the children, Yuan Luoyang secretly picked up the three children immediately and moved them to a place far away from Destroyer 192, which also saved You Zhengping from worrying about the future. .
Now that he has done meritorious service, Yu Hua also treats the meritorious officials preferentially, and give Yuan Luoyang a future. As for how he develops on the talent show, it depends on his own performance.
You Zhengping happily ate snacks, while Yu Hua was busy with work, Lian Yufan took Yuan Luoyang back to the studio, and as soon as he entered, he saw Zhen Li stretching his legs, and there was no one else in the room.
"Where's Yu Hua's new manager? Is it a saboteur?" Lian Yufan asked hastily.
Zhen Li: "..."
He stretched out his finger tremblingly, and pointed to his feet. A little husky was tied to the leg of a chair. There was a bowl full of dog food in front of him. It didn't eat a single grain of dog food.
Lian Yufan: "...is this the new PR manager?"
Zhen Li nodded: "If Yu Hua says yes, then yes."
Lian Yufan: "..."
What kind of devil is Yu Hua?
The author has something to say:
Lian Yufan: What kind of devil is Yu Hua?
Yu Hua: The love-brain type devil.
Lian Yufan: I have never seen such a narrow-minded person like you.
Yu Hua: You may not know, all your encounters in the studio, all the stumbling blocks I put on you, everything, everything originated from just a pair of pants, so when will the pants be returned to me?
See you tomorrow at 12 noon, okay? (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~
Chapter 46
Lian Yufan, who was still suffering from a hangover, had a severe headache, and it was even worse after seeing the new "PR Manager", so he simply sat on the small stool used for rest in the dance practice room and tapped his forehead twice.
"Yu Hua asked me to come to work, what about others?" Lian Yufan asked.
"He's going to discuss a draft contract about Yuan Luoyang, and he's out of business." Zhen Li explained to Yu Hua caringly.
"Is it related to me?" Yuan Luori pointed at himself. He didn't know that Yu Hua was a black-robed man, and he also hated this cold-blooded HR manager. He frowned and said, "Go to the draft, I still have to learn."
Zhen Li didn't persuade him either, anyway, Yu Hua will have his own way to let Yuan Luoyang go, the difference is only going obediently and reluctantly.
Lian Yufan drank a glass of water and came to the little husky. Naturally, he didn't know that the husky was Destroyer 192, but thought it was a dog bought by Yu Hua.
"Why did Yu Hua buy this thing?" Lian Yufan poked the little husky's head, and the little husky opened his blue eyes, with "I don't want to live" written all over his eyes.
"Live broadcast to attract fans." This is the excuse that Zhen Li came up with for Yu Hua after thinking about it all night yesterday. "Cute pet live broadcasts are very popular now, and huskies are especially good at it. Our studio is in the start-up period, and all kinds of models are required. try it."
Lian Yufan said: "But the husky seems to be dying. It looks sick and doesn't eat. How long can it live? Why doesn't Yu Hua buy a better looking one?"
Zhen Li knew that it was Saboteur 192 who didn't want to live after turning into a dog, and that's why he was on a hunger strike, but he didn't say anything. The fact that the dog Yu Hua bought happened to be Saboteur 192 was too coincidental, and it would reassure him of his doubts. Lian Yufan doubted Yu Hua again, so he could only choose to remain silent.
Fortunately, Lian Yufan thought of the answer himself: "It must be because the dog is sick and sold cheaply, and Yu Hua picks everything to death, so he buys everything cheap."
Up to now, there is still a smell of formaldehyde in the studio. The only two pots of formaldehyde-absorbing green radishes are bought by Lian Yufan at his own expense because he couldn't bear the smell. For ordinary people, formaldehyde will not cause harm to their bodies, Yu Hua, this is tantamount to slow murder!
Zhen Li didn't want everyone to pay too much attention to the little husky. He was afraid that it would reveal his identity as the saboteur 192, so he mentioned how much money he made yesterday. This is the biggest income since the establishment of the studio, and it is worth celebrating.
Mentioning what happened yesterday, Lian Yufan said: "Yesterday, thanks to your stealth, you ate all the notes and cardboard boxes in time. At that time, there were so many people around the first floor, if the vandal 192 turned the note with the mobile phone number into Bomb/bomb and our efforts will be in vain."
When the little husky heard about the note, he immediately raised his head to look at Zhen Li, his eyes were fierce.It originally planned to use the lucky draw customers on the first floor as hostages, but when I opened the mobile app, I didn't see the biggest bomb. It turned out that this trash who only passed 4 levels ruined his plan!
The husky struggled to get up, and viciously ate the dog food in the basin. It wanted revenge, and it couldn't starve to death!
Bah, what kind of dog food is this, it tastes so bad!Its sense of smell and taste is very sensitive, and it can eat spoiled meat, waste oil, essence and dog food attractant to cover up the rotten smell in just one bite...
This must be the poor-quality dog food bought by that devil Yu Hua, just to torture it.
Vomit... the little husky held back his nausea and struggled to eat dog food.
"I just can eat a little." Hearing Lian Yufan praise himself, Zhen Li was a little embarrassed. "You are the biggest contributor. Did you restore the bombed shopping mall building? Yesterday I saw that you have been relying on Don’t move against the wall, are you injured?”
Lian Yufan is very reserved, he thinks this is what he should do: "I was slightly injured and my spine was broken, but the man in black used the Saboteur 192 system to exchange for healing medicine. Your system technology is really advanced. I Healed immediately after eating."
The little husky raised his head after eating the dog food in the basin. It turned out that the building was not blown up yesterday because of you!
There is also the original sunset, it is this person who deceives it, and it will fall into the trap.
The three people in the studio, plus the black-robed Yu Hua, are all its enemies!
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
After screaming, the little husky jumped up and bit Lian Yufan's neck. .
It was tied with a rope, and the only person within the range of the rope was Lian Yufan who was defenseless against the dog.
Lian Yufan's reflexes are extremely strong, how could he be bitten by a dog.He turned slightly, and when he raised his arm, the husky bit his sleeve and tore off a piece of fabric.
"Why does this dog still bite people? Doesn't it have rabies?" Lian Yufan stretched out his long arms calmly, picked up the nape of the little husky's neck, and instantly subdued the dog.
"There should be no rabies," Zhen Li said dryly, who knew the reason, "Maybe it's because you don't like it."
"Shouldn't be, I had a dog when I was young, and the dog doesn't hate me." Lian Yufan saw a little yellow duckbill cover on the table, picked it up and put it on the little husky, "to prevent biting, I will still wear it in the future." Put on some muzzles, don’t open the muzzles if you don’t eat, who bought the pet supplies, it’s quite complete.”
"Yu Hua..." Zhen Li said.
It was less than eleven o'clock in the morning when the operation ended yesterday, and it was already seven or eight o'clock in the evening when Zhen Li returned to the studio. At that time, Yu Hua's whole body was drenched, and it looked like he had been outside in the rain for a long time.After Yu Hua left, Zhen Li saw all the items related to dog training piled up in a corner, and guessed that Yu Hua bought them in the rain.
"There's still a cage," Lian Yufan said with satisfaction, "Shut it in so that it won't defecate anywhere."
Seeing his skillful appearance, Zhen Li said, "Have you raised dogs for many years?"
Lian Yufan was silent for a while before he said: "...When I was young, my dad wasn't often at home, and my mother and I didn't get close, so I kept some pets to ease the loneliness. Later, during the guardian training, I also participated in police dog training."
"Do guardians still need to train police dogs? There are no superpower animals in this world, right?" Yuan Luoyang asked curiously. His parrot was taken away by the guardian organization for a long time to study, and it was finally confirmed that it was an ordinary parrot, which had been sent to the zoo for foster care.
"The world has not had saboteurs for 15 consecutive years. Without saboteurs, the guardian organization would have no meaning of existence. Five years ago, the organization told us that we could choose our favorite second career as an intern in our spare time. I went to the police dog team as an intern. After a while, later..." Lian Yufan didn't continue, but glanced at Zhen Li.
Later when Zhen Li came, Director Xiao transferred Lian Yufan from the police dog team to Xuyang District to investigate Yu Hua's identity.
Guardians all have superficial identities. People like You Zhengping are more playful, and they work as temporary workers in the street office through the back door. Unless the street office is particularly busy, they will not be used.Lian Yufan is in the police dog team, earnestly learning from the trainers and educating police dogs.
Five years ago, when he received the notice that he could choose a second career, Lian Yufan was really happy. He thought everything was over, but who knows...
"Train this dog to me," Lian Yufan said to the dog in the cage, "Huskies have low IQ and low obedience, so they can't be used as police dogs. If you want to be a cute pet to attract fans in the live broadcast room, you must at least be smart and understand people's words , I can’t live broadcast a dog biting a person, I can’t train it to be a police dog, it’s not a big problem to be an internet celebrity dog.”
Lian Yufan and Destroyer 192... This live broadcast combination is really weird.
Zhen Li picked up the cup and took a sip of water to suppress his shock: "I didn't expect you to care about the number of our fans."
Lian Yufan has never cooperated with the work, and he has no sense of belonging to the studio. Although he is a tearful beauty, his popularity is low, and his fans are disappointed when he appears in the live broadcast room.
Lian Yufan scratched the little husky's head and said, "Although you are destroyers, you have no system power now. You need a job to make ends meet in this world. I'm in charge of managing you. I can't just watch you starve to death or Desperate to rob, it is much better to make money to support yourself than to protect the organization to support you, and the country does not have so much money to support former enemies."
After the battle with Destroyer 192, Lian Yufan's view of Liming and Sunset has changed, and he doesn't even hate You Zhengping so much, otherwise he wouldn't have reminded You Zhengping to pay attention to Yu Hua's psychological state.
Fighting side by side is the best way to get closer.
Lian Yufan pinched his brows, carefully wrote a training form for the husky Xiaoer and pasted it on the wall. The second is Lian Yufan's name for the husky.
He told the two of them: "I may not be able to train Xiaoer every moment. When I am not around, I will be assisted by you two. This is its training table. Training dogs should start from puppies, especially 2 months old. The 6-month-old dog, I think this husky is also three months old, it is the time when the dog grows rapidly and has a strong learning ability, laying the foundation is very important, and we must not relax."
Zhen Li was dizzy looking at the watch, such as fixed-point defecation, passwords, biting, picking up, connecting, jumping... The form detailed the tutorials on rewards and punishments, how to lightly punish and reward dogs with food when they encounter disobedient dogs , is very scientific and reasonable.
Zhen Li brought the form in front of Husky, smiled gloatingly and said, "You will be a social dog from now on."
Husky Xiao Er is literate. After seeing the tasks on the training form, he immediately lay on all fours in the cage. Because his mouth was covered, he couldn't howl, so he could only hum from his nose.
It not only becomes a dog, but also suffers from the torture of the enemy.
"You live in the studio at night, talk to it from time to time," Lian Yufan told Yuan Luoyang, "It is now in the learning period, talking to it more can help the dog understand our language and grasp passwords earlier."
Lian Yufan went back to rest after assigning tasks, he really had a headache.Before leaving, Lian Yufan warned the two employees that they could not tell Yu Hua that he was absent from work, and that he had to be counted as attendance.
Zhen Li took a picture of Xiao Er's training form and posted a post, saying that our studio has joined a new manager, and this is the new manager's training form.
【Ha ha ha ha!Are you trying to kill me so you can inherit my credit card bill?The new manager has four legs, what kind of job is it? 】
[It is said that we have to wait for Manager Yu to come back to confirm his position. Boss Zhen revealed that Manager Yu said that Manager Lian didn't care about his work and wanted to replace him with Manager Ha. 】
[What the hell is Manager Ha?Why is a PR manager a dog?What crisis public relations can it do? 】
[Probably because the dog head apologized when something happened. 】
The fans were very much looking forward to meeting the new Manager Ha. Zhen Li said that the live broadcast would be ready after the training. The fans thought it would take a long time. Unexpectedly, during the live broadcast of the original sunset that night, Manager Ha was on camera.
In the live broadcast, the former manager sat on the ground, put the "Criminal Law" on the husky's cage, and muttered: "The crime of endangering public safety is a type of crime that is extremely harmful in ordinary criminal crimes. It has a broad concept, like explosion/ Bombing crimes/drug crimes fall into this category, and depending on the circumstances, the punishments are up to three years or criminal detention, fixed-term imprisonment of between three and seven years, and the maximum death penalty of more than ten years."
Husky Xiao Er: "..."
The three-month-old dog trembled all over in the cage, and Yuan Luori's words reminded him of the experience on the rooftop.The man in black robe who looked like a ghost, carried him to open the customs clearance alliance video, and brutalized the scarred him, leaving him alive and dead, it hurt too much.
All this is because he did not follow what the man in black said and violated the law.
"Biting is the crime of intentional wounding. According to the circumstances, it can range from criminal detention to ten years or more, and the maximum penalty is death." Yuan Luori said, "So you can't bite people casually, you know?"
After being locked in the cage, the husky's muzzle was taken off, and Yuan Luoyang stretched out his finger across the cage to poke the husky's head.
in fear
The next morning, You Zhengping struggled to go home, threw himself into Yu Hua's arms, pretended nothing happened, enjoyed Yu Hua's embrace, and acted ignorantly to let Yu Hua miss work to accompany him.
The smell of food in the kitchen reminded You Zhengping that everything about him now might just be a passing cloud.
If only there were no spoilers.
He got out of bed and went to the kitchen, hugged Yu Hua from behind, and gently kissed his lover's firm back.
We will be happy.You Zhengping thought to himself.
The author has something to say:
Yu Hua: It would be fine if there is no system.
You Zhengping: It would be great if there were no saboteurs.
Author: You will be happy.
This chapter explains:
First, what Lian Yufan is talking about happened 30 to [-] years ago, and he is very backward in technology and thinking.
Second, out of various humanitarian considerations, this plan has been stopped for 15 years, otherwise You Zhengping would not have gotten married without knowing anything.
Third, Luo Huai's mother's suicide was mainly due to too many memories and negative emotions, and the same is true for Luo Huai, who was also on the verge of collapse.
Fourth, not all guardians have to accept this plan, but only those with special abilities, because it is too special.For other types, awakened ones among ordinary people are enough.
There is still too little to explain in one chapter, which has caused some misunderstandings. Let me explain it in words, hey.
See you tomorrow at 12 noon, okay? (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~
Chapter 45
Yu Hua never considered himself unhappy, every day after meeting You Zhengping, he was very happy.
It is true that there are many stumbling blocks on the way forward, just lift your legs and kick them away, how much energy will be wasted?
Of course, this process will bring a lot of troubles, and it also makes Yu Hua very worried, such as the sudden increase in power a while ago and being unable to get in touch with Xiao You, or accidentally breaking the mobile phone that Xiao You gave him, and worrying about how to make money. (Laundering) money to support Xiaoyou, or how to be a better guardian family member when knowing Xiaoyou's identity, and finally how to get back those pants... Cough cough, don't mention the pants.
In short, all of Yu Hua's worries and worries are about how to get along with You Zhengping better. The troubles are a little bit troublesome, but when he thinks that all these worries are for a better future, even the worries are also the sorrows of happiness.
In fact, after knowing that Xiao You was the guardian, Yu Hua was actually a little happy after being surprised.
He thought that he was silently fighting both the destroyer and the guardian, and he didn't want Xiaoyou to be his fellow travelers.He was thinking about how to teach Yuan Luoyang a lesson in the amusement park, and Xiao You was also angrily beating Yuan Luoyang because of his injury.
It's tiring to walk alone, but you won't be lonely if you have someone to accompany you.
To this day, except when Yu Hua saw Xiaoyou was injured, Yu Hua was really angry, saddened and even scared, and the rest of the time he was happy.
Even if I accidentally kissed Xiao You with the identity of the man in the black robe, I would secretly look forward to it. Will Xiao You find out that the man in the black robe is me through the knee pillow and kiss?Will Xiaoyou peek at my mobile phone, pockets, bedside table, under the mattress, safe, bank card account, computer browsing records, and the suitcase above the wardrobe because of suspicion?With such small expectations in his arms, Yu Hua felt a little happy again.
"We are very happy now." Yu Hua wiped his oily hands, turned around and kissed You Zhengping's forehead, and smiled contentedly.
Seeing Yu Hua's ignorant expression, You Zhengping gradually became firm despite his heartache.
Lian Yufan's mother's pain, Luo Huai's pain, he would never let Yu Hua suffer.
The Guardian Survival Plan was established on the basis that destroyers were rampant, and someone had to stand up to fight against them. In the 15 years since there were no destroyers, the Guardian Survival Plan gradually stopped.
As long as there are no spoilers, this program will never have a chance to be restarted.
You Zhengping considered himself to be the lucky generation. From Zhen Li and Yuan Luoyang, they knew that there was a system behind the saboteurs, and the system was the real mastermind.However, the system was severely damaged due to the battle with a powerful "customer clearer" (Zhen Li mentioned it to the original sunset), resulting in no destroyers in the world for 15 years.Now that the trauma of the system has not recovered, and they have to fight against the black-robed man, as long as they can use the black-robed man to kill the system, they can really solve all the saboteurs once and for all!
You Zhengping clenched his fists tightly. He loves the world and is willing to do his best to protect the world, but he is also an individual with selfish desires and hopes for happiness.
Lian Yufan's father failed to have both, which made Lian Yufan overly pessimistic and rational.You Zhengping's concept has always been "I want it all", no matter what time it is, he must carry out his beliefs.
Having figured it out, You Zhengping was no longer sad, sitting at the dining table with his face in his hands watching Yu Hua busy in the kitchen, his heart was filled with this little home.
Speaking of which, Guardian's physique is really good. He exercised excessively throughout the morning, and his waist doesn't feel tired. Small muscle strains or exercise bruises can be healed in a few minutes, so he doesn't have to worry about getting out of bed.
Back then, he couldn't control his abilities, and worried that Yu Hua would be hurt if he led the exercise process, so he obediently lay still and let Yu Hua help him stretch.
After getting along for a long time, the two got used to this kind of training mode. Even if You Zhengping could control supernatural powers, he didn't bother to take the lead in training.
Moreover, Yu Hua has fitness, and he has always been strong and well-exercised when exercising. You Zhengping is a guardian who can barely keep up with Yu Hua's exercise intensity. If he is to lead, he is definitely not as good as Yu Hua.
Well, quite harmonious.
You Zhengping's legs were swinging under the table, watching Yu Hua put the four dishes and one soup on the table, he inhaled the aroma contentedly, today's lunch is Yu Hua's secret sweet and sour pork ribs, secret sauce beef, secret Soft fried tenderloin and a colorful green vegetable that You Zhengping couldn't even name (he can accurately distinguish the aroma of the meat, but the green vegetables all look the same), the soup is stewed white eel soup, each plate is very large, and it can be served There are a lot of dishes.
"Have you cooked so many dishes in just one hour?" You Zhengping picked up a piece of pork ribs, almost crying.
"I prepared some last night. You sent a message yesterday, saying that you will have a rest today. I originally planned to cook something delicious for you today." Yu Hua said, when he was upset last night, he did not forget to deal with it. Ingredients, beef stew for sauce and soup.
"It's so delicious!" You Zhengping was so fragrant that he almost bit off his tongue, he let out an "ouch" and stuck out his tongue, bleeding from the tip of his tongue.
Yu Hua hurriedly poured him a cup of cold water, sighed and said, "Why are you in such a hurry, no one snatched it from you."
"Because it's so delicious," You Zhengping said, "I haven't eaten your food for two days."
"It's only been two days." Yu Hua said so, but his heart burst into laughter.
"I can't stand it without eating for a day," You Zhengping put his arms around Yu Hua's waist, "I'm living on Chef Yu's secret home-cooked dishes."
"Then I'll make some small snacks that are easy to carry. You can put them in your pocket and eat them secretly during the time between missions. You can't show them off and they will be snatched up." Yu Hua said with a slight smile. .
He used to make a lot of snacks for You Zhengping, but he knew that You Zhengping would not be able to resist going to the work unit to show off, and that Cen Xiao and others who were jealous of him would definitely grab them, and those snacks were set aside to be snatched.This time I want to save it, to extend the life of Xiaoyou who has been separated for too long, so naturally I can't let others know.
"Yeah." You Zhengping nodded repeatedly.
With the experience of biting his tongue this time, Yu Hua forbade You Zhengping to eat too fast, he would cough lightly when the meat was picked up too fast, and from time to time put that green dish of unknown vegetable into You Zhengping's bowl stuffed.
You Zhengping said with a bitter face: "I don't want to eat vegetables, green ones look so environmentally friendly."
"Vegetables have a lot of nutrients that meat doesn't have. You can't just eat meat." Yu Hua said.
"Okay," You Zheng pouted, "it's all about love."
After eating, Yu Hua habitually turned on the news channel, doing dishes while listening.You Zhengping touched his chubby belly, collapsed on the sofa and shouted, "I have three days off, and the day after tomorrow is Saturday, let's go to the movies! No one will bring it, just the two of us."
Yu Hua turned off the faucet, thinking that this sentence sounded familiar to him, You Zhengping also said it in the amusement park last time.On the same day, Yu Hua counted, Cen Xiao and other 6 oil bottles came, and even Yufan brought seven people, and even Yufan forced Zhen Li to take Yuan Luoyang, the staff in the amusement park seemed to be He is very good at fighting, and he should also be You Zhengping's colleague.Zero zero finally counted down, 13 guardians, 2 destroyers, 21 non-staff personnel, a total of 36 shining light bulbs, um, just "two" of them.
Yu Hua picked up a clean dishcloth, and asked casually while wiping the bowl: "What are Cen Xiao and the others planning to do in these three days off?"
"Who cares about them," You Zhengping snorted, "a bunch of light bulbs."
Yu Hua was a little relieved, he wiped all the dishes and cleaned the kitchen, and sent a message to Lian Yufan: You work overtime on Saturday.
Lian Yufan had just woken up at the moment, and the hangover was causing him a headache and nausea. When he saw Yu Hua's message when he was suffering, he immediately sent a voice angrily: "Why do you have to work overtime? Why do you need to work overtime in that poor studio? something?"
Yu Hua had already guessed that Lian Yufan would get angry. He didn't listen to the voice, but converted the voice into text. Lian Yufan's Mandarin is very standard, and he has a second-level certificate, and the accuracy of voice conversion into text is very high.
Yu Hua quickly typed on his mobile phone: You didn't go to work yesterday and today for two consecutive days, shouldn't you work overtime to make up for your workload?
Lian Yufan was almost pissed off. After others acted, with the help of the insider, the captain of the criminal police, he successfully got a three-day vacation. What about him?Under Yu Mowang's hands, being squeezed every day, he said angrily: "Don't do it! Don't you deduct my full attendance and bonus? I don't want this month's salary. You can deduct whatever you want. I won't go to work today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow!"
Yu Hua sat leisurely on the sofa in the afternoon, and You Zhengping saw him sitting on the edge of the sofa, squirming to Yu Hua's side like a caterpillar, with his head resting on Yu Hua's lap, thinking that this was the real knee pillow .
With Xiao You on his lap, Yu Hua gently smiled at Xiao You, and at the same time kept pointing his fingers, indifferently sending a message to Lian Yufan: I have a new colleague, I plan to hire "him" as a PR manager, you and "" He "competes for jobs, "he" does not rest on Saturdays and Sundays, and has to work hard in the unit, whether he goes on weekends or not is up to you.
"What?" Lian Yufan jumped up from the bed suddenly, "Are you recruiting new employees?"
Regardless of the headache, he put on his clothes and went to find Yuan Luoyang, who was reading the complete set of laws in the library of the base and waiting for someone to take him back to his unit. He stepped on a soft object after he had just walked two steps, and the object made a "hum" , Looking down, he actually stepped on Cen Xiao's stomach, and there were wine bottles scattered all over the ground.
Cen Xiao drank with Lian Yufan last night, and Lian Yufan passed out after drinking three bottles.Cen Xiao was left with mixed feelings in his heart. After helping Lian Yufan to bed, he poured himself a drink.Even Cen Xiao didn't know how many bottles of wine there were in Yufan's refrigerator, anyway, the refrigerator was empty now, and white wine, red wine, and beer had all become empty wine bottles.
Because of Cen Xiao's ability, after the alcohol enters the body, it evaporates more than it absorbs. Therefore, he has an excellent capacity for drinking. It may be an exaggeration to not get drunk after a thousand cups, but it is not difficult to drink a group of people under the table.
Even so, due to a bad mood yesterday, Cen Xiao was still drunk. After finishing the last bottle of wine, he fell asleep on the spot. Anyway, his body is very hot and he is not afraid of cold at all. The next morning, it was sublimated into gas, which saved the cleaners and aunts a lot of trouble. In the past, every time it snowed in the training ground, everyone would push Cen Xiao to sleep on the playground, so as not to sweep the snow the next day.
"Did you drink up a winery?" Lian Yufan patted his forehead with cold water, but rushed to the library without waking Cen Xiao up.
The library was empty, Lian Yufan patted the door and said, "Yuan Luosun!"
"Yes." Yuan Luoyang crawled out from under the table wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses and holding the "Civil Law", "Are you going to send me back?"
Yuan Luoyang is now in charge of Lian Yufan, and Lian Yufan will take him back to the studio when he leaves the base.Last night, Lian Yufan didn't wake up until noon, so no one cared about Yuan Luoyang. He was in a hurry to go back to the studio. He had made an agreement with the fans in the live broadcast room to live broadcast to study law together in the evening.
"Why are you under the table? The light is so bad that you are nearsighted and don't protect your eyes?" Lian Yufan said while covering his forehead. He felt that nothing went well since he was transferred to Xuyang District.
"It's safe under the table," Yuan Luori said. "Myopia is not a big problem. I wear glasses more comfortable than contact lenses. These won't pop out of my eyes."
Yuan Luori is not worried about myopia and astigmatism, the level clearer God promised him that he will help him heal his eyes in the future!
Seeing the black-robed man heal the guardian of the handsome uncle, Yuan Luoyang confirmed that the healing ability of the black-robed man is definitely stronger than the medicine exchanged by the system, and he just needs to wait patiently.
It's just that the treatment by the great god may still require some intimate contact, Yuan Luoyang pursed his lips, even if he was an idol, he was not very willing.
"Yu Hua said that the studio has recruited a new manager, do you know which Saboteur it is? Is Saboteur 192 still alive?" Lian Yufan asked.
Lian Yufan instinctively felt that the employees who could work in this dilapidated studio were either the guardian colleagues needed for work, or the new saboteurs.Even if Yu Hua joined by accident, he is at least a guardian family member.
"Yes, there are newcomers? I don't know." Yuan Luoyang pushed his glasses and said, "I came to the base with you yesterday, and my mobile phone was confiscated in the car, and there is no source of information."
The base does not allow Yuan Luori and others to bring mobile phones. Even Yufan, who can send messages with Yu Hua, is a specially made mobile phone. Because of his special identity as a spy, he can only apply for a mobile phone with location shielding function. You Zhengping is not eligible to take it. This mobile phone communicates with the outside world in the base.
"That's true." Lian Yufan rubbed his painful temples, "Wait a minute, I'll take you back to the studio in half an hour."
When Lian Yufan washed his face, changed his clothes, and tidied himself up, Yuan Luoyang went to the staff to check out the book borrowing procedures, and then signed the material (glasses) collection form.These expenses are borne by the guardian organization, which has sufficient funds, but the whereabouts of each sum of money needs to be recorded in detail, which is also to prevent corruption from breeding.
After painlessly fainting the original sunset, Lian Yufan took people away from the base, and sent a message to Yu Hua on the way: I will go to work overtime right now, and I will work normally on weekends, I will not give you an excuse to find someone to replace me!
yeah!Seeing the message, Yu Hua made a gesture of scissors in his heart, but maintained a calm appearance on the surface.
Xiaoyou said that Cen Xiao would not go to work, and would go wherever he likes to play; Lian Yufan agreed to work overtime on Saturday, which means that the guardians did not act on Saturday, and it was really a two-person world between him and Xiaoyou.
Clean and tidy, just the two of them, without Cen Xiao and Cen Xiao's wallets, without Lian Yufan and the Guardian, and without the destroyer's two-person world!
Countless dating spots in Xuyang District flashed through Yu Hua's mind, and he arranged and assembled the best date plan in his mind. At this moment, You Zhengping stretched out his hand for a hug: "In the past, you were responsible for arranging the time for each date. , you are in charge of finding transportation, you are in charge of finding delicious restaurants, you are in charge of finding good movies, you are in charge of finding... a place to live at night, ahem, I’m just in charge of being an idiot. Leave it all to me this time, okay? I'll arrange it."
Yu Hua immediately hugged his lover who was rarely act like a baby, lowered his head and rubbed his nose, his eyes were full of smiles: "Okay, this time I will completely listen to you, no matter whether the plan is good or not, you are not allowed to ask Cen Xiao and the others for help."
"Tch, I still need them!" You Zhengping said disdainfully, "I suspect that every time we went on a date before, it would be because of them, a group of foodies who got in the way. Without their help, I would do better good!"
"Okay, it's all up to you." Yu Hua said virtuously.
You Zhengping let go of his hand, and continued to rest his head on Yu Hua's thigh, rubbing against it.
Suddenly, a sense of familiarity came from the back of You Zhengping's head. He patted the back of his head and blinked.
Why does it seem a little...
At this moment, the pressure cooker in the kitchen rang, and Yu Hua stood up and said, "The snacks I made for you should be boiled and deep-fried. After cooling down, it's best to seal them in a vacuum bag, so that they are easy to carry, and won't be because of The taste is discovered."
As a virtuous person/wife Yu Hua, there are all kinds of gadgets at home, how could there be no vacuum laminator.
Yu Hua got up and turned on the pressure cooker, and the aroma of meat wafted into his nostrils. You Zhengping was attracted by the aroma, and moved around the pressure cooker like a greedy cat.
Every time You Zhengping moved around, his arm would unconsciously touch Yu Hua, and Yu Hua said helplessly, "This is for you to bring when you go to work, now you eat it and it's gone."
"But I won't go to work until three days later, so even if you pack it in plastic, it will still be missing, and it's a waste of vacuum bags." You Zhengping blinked and said, "Snacks should be made the day before work."
"Aren't we going on a date the day before going to work?" Yu Hua tapped You Zhengping's forehead, "Are you a goldfish brain? You only have seven seconds of memory."
"Oh." You Zhengping stared greedily at the meat in the pressure cooker, licked his lower lip before saying pitifully, "Okay then."
Seeing his aggrieved look, Yu Hua couldn't help laughing, he shook his head helplessly and said, "Forget it, at worst I'll get up early to make it, you can eat this."
You Zhengping's eyes lit up, and just as he was about to reach for it, Yu Hua patted the back of his hand lightly: "You are not allowed to hold it with your hands, use chopsticks to pick it up after washing your hands, and you can only eat one piece, and I will deep-fry the rest. Eat whatever you want."
You Zhengping happily washed his hands repeatedly, picked up chopsticks and ate a piece of meat, his eyes narrowed in happiness.
Suddenly, he touched the back of his head and asked in doubt: "What did I want to say just now? Did I forget something?"
At this time, Yu Hua had already started to fry the meat in the pan, and You Zhengping smelled the aroma, so he couldn't concentrate, so he simply put down his hands and concentrated on watching the meat come out of the pan.
After putting the snacks on the coffee table for You Zhengping, and telling You Zhengping again to use chopsticks instead of holding them with your hands, Yu Hua took the computer and went to the study to work.
Since I have to rest on Saturday, I will definitely rest tomorrow (after all, Xiaoyou rarely has a holiday, so I must accompany him), and it is best to finish the business before then.
Yu Hua found the production team of the talent show through online office, re-negotiated the original sunset contract with the other party, and revised the contract into a contract that didn't make a lot of money and didn't sign a contract of sale, but was very beneficial to the future development of the original sunset.
Yuan Luori was able to escape because he helped Xiaoyou protect the falling child on the rooftop.When Xiaoyou was fighting with Destroyer 192 and couldn't take care of the children, Yuan Luoyang secretly picked up the three children immediately and moved them to a place far away from Destroyer 192, which also saved You Zhengping from worrying about the future. .
Now that he has done meritorious service, Yu Hua also treats the meritorious officials preferentially, and give Yuan Luoyang a future. As for how he develops on the talent show, it depends on his own performance.
You Zhengping happily ate snacks, while Yu Hua was busy with work, Lian Yufan took Yuan Luoyang back to the studio, and as soon as he entered, he saw Zhen Li stretching his legs, and there was no one else in the room.
"Where's Yu Hua's new manager? Is it a saboteur?" Lian Yufan asked hastily.
Zhen Li: "..."
He stretched out his finger tremblingly, and pointed to his feet. A little husky was tied to the leg of a chair. There was a bowl full of dog food in front of him. It didn't eat a single grain of dog food.
Lian Yufan: "...is this the new PR manager?"
Zhen Li nodded: "If Yu Hua says yes, then yes."
Lian Yufan: "..."
What kind of devil is Yu Hua?
The author has something to say:
Lian Yufan: What kind of devil is Yu Hua?
Yu Hua: The love-brain type devil.
Lian Yufan: I have never seen such a narrow-minded person like you.
Yu Hua: You may not know, all your encounters in the studio, all the stumbling blocks I put on you, everything, everything originated from just a pair of pants, so when will the pants be returned to me?
See you tomorrow at 12 noon, okay? (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~
Chapter 46
Lian Yufan, who was still suffering from a hangover, had a severe headache, and it was even worse after seeing the new "PR Manager", so he simply sat on the small stool used for rest in the dance practice room and tapped his forehead twice.
"Yu Hua asked me to come to work, what about others?" Lian Yufan asked.
"He's going to discuss a draft contract about Yuan Luoyang, and he's out of business." Zhen Li explained to Yu Hua caringly.
"Is it related to me?" Yuan Luori pointed at himself. He didn't know that Yu Hua was a black-robed man, and he also hated this cold-blooded HR manager. He frowned and said, "Go to the draft, I still have to learn."
Zhen Li didn't persuade him either, anyway, Yu Hua will have his own way to let Yuan Luoyang go, the difference is only going obediently and reluctantly.
Lian Yufan drank a glass of water and came to the little husky. Naturally, he didn't know that the husky was Destroyer 192, but thought it was a dog bought by Yu Hua.
"Why did Yu Hua buy this thing?" Lian Yufan poked the little husky's head, and the little husky opened his blue eyes, with "I don't want to live" written all over his eyes.
"Live broadcast to attract fans." This is the excuse that Zhen Li came up with for Yu Hua after thinking about it all night yesterday. "Cute pet live broadcasts are very popular now, and huskies are especially good at it. Our studio is in the start-up period, and all kinds of models are required. try it."
Lian Yufan said: "But the husky seems to be dying. It looks sick and doesn't eat. How long can it live? Why doesn't Yu Hua buy a better looking one?"
Zhen Li knew that it was Saboteur 192 who didn't want to live after turning into a dog, and that's why he was on a hunger strike, but he didn't say anything. The fact that the dog Yu Hua bought happened to be Saboteur 192 was too coincidental, and it would reassure him of his doubts. Lian Yufan doubted Yu Hua again, so he could only choose to remain silent.
Fortunately, Lian Yufan thought of the answer himself: "It must be because the dog is sick and sold cheaply, and Yu Hua picks everything to death, so he buys everything cheap."
Up to now, there is still a smell of formaldehyde in the studio. The only two pots of formaldehyde-absorbing green radishes are bought by Lian Yufan at his own expense because he couldn't bear the smell. For ordinary people, formaldehyde will not cause harm to their bodies, Yu Hua, this is tantamount to slow murder!
Zhen Li didn't want everyone to pay too much attention to the little husky. He was afraid that it would reveal his identity as the saboteur 192, so he mentioned how much money he made yesterday. This is the biggest income since the establishment of the studio, and it is worth celebrating.
Mentioning what happened yesterday, Lian Yufan said: "Yesterday, thanks to your stealth, you ate all the notes and cardboard boxes in time. At that time, there were so many people around the first floor, if the vandal 192 turned the note with the mobile phone number into Bomb/bomb and our efforts will be in vain."
When the little husky heard about the note, he immediately raised his head to look at Zhen Li, his eyes were fierce.It originally planned to use the lucky draw customers on the first floor as hostages, but when I opened the mobile app, I didn't see the biggest bomb. It turned out that this trash who only passed 4 levels ruined his plan!
The husky struggled to get up, and viciously ate the dog food in the basin. It wanted revenge, and it couldn't starve to death!
Bah, what kind of dog food is this, it tastes so bad!Its sense of smell and taste is very sensitive, and it can eat spoiled meat, waste oil, essence and dog food attractant to cover up the rotten smell in just one bite...
This must be the poor-quality dog food bought by that devil Yu Hua, just to torture it.
Vomit... the little husky held back his nausea and struggled to eat dog food.
"I just can eat a little." Hearing Lian Yufan praise himself, Zhen Li was a little embarrassed. "You are the biggest contributor. Did you restore the bombed shopping mall building? Yesterday I saw that you have been relying on Don’t move against the wall, are you injured?”
Lian Yufan is very reserved, he thinks this is what he should do: "I was slightly injured and my spine was broken, but the man in black used the Saboteur 192 system to exchange for healing medicine. Your system technology is really advanced. I Healed immediately after eating."
The little husky raised his head after eating the dog food in the basin. It turned out that the building was not blown up yesterday because of you!
There is also the original sunset, it is this person who deceives it, and it will fall into the trap.
The three people in the studio, plus the black-robed Yu Hua, are all its enemies!
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
After screaming, the little husky jumped up and bit Lian Yufan's neck. .
It was tied with a rope, and the only person within the range of the rope was Lian Yufan who was defenseless against the dog.
Lian Yufan's reflexes are extremely strong, how could he be bitten by a dog.He turned slightly, and when he raised his arm, the husky bit his sleeve and tore off a piece of fabric.
"Why does this dog still bite people? Doesn't it have rabies?" Lian Yufan stretched out his long arms calmly, picked up the nape of the little husky's neck, and instantly subdued the dog.
"There should be no rabies," Zhen Li said dryly, who knew the reason, "Maybe it's because you don't like it."
"Shouldn't be, I had a dog when I was young, and the dog doesn't hate me." Lian Yufan saw a little yellow duckbill cover on the table, picked it up and put it on the little husky, "to prevent biting, I will still wear it in the future." Put on some muzzles, don’t open the muzzles if you don’t eat, who bought the pet supplies, it’s quite complete.”
"Yu Hua..." Zhen Li said.
It was less than eleven o'clock in the morning when the operation ended yesterday, and it was already seven or eight o'clock in the evening when Zhen Li returned to the studio. At that time, Yu Hua's whole body was drenched, and it looked like he had been outside in the rain for a long time.After Yu Hua left, Zhen Li saw all the items related to dog training piled up in a corner, and guessed that Yu Hua bought them in the rain.
"There's still a cage," Lian Yufan said with satisfaction, "Shut it in so that it won't defecate anywhere."
Seeing his skillful appearance, Zhen Li said, "Have you raised dogs for many years?"
Lian Yufan was silent for a while before he said: "...When I was young, my dad wasn't often at home, and my mother and I didn't get close, so I kept some pets to ease the loneliness. Later, during the guardian training, I also participated in police dog training."
"Do guardians still need to train police dogs? There are no superpower animals in this world, right?" Yuan Luoyang asked curiously. His parrot was taken away by the guardian organization for a long time to study, and it was finally confirmed that it was an ordinary parrot, which had been sent to the zoo for foster care.
"The world has not had saboteurs for 15 consecutive years. Without saboteurs, the guardian organization would have no meaning of existence. Five years ago, the organization told us that we could choose our favorite second career as an intern in our spare time. I went to the police dog team as an intern. After a while, later..." Lian Yufan didn't continue, but glanced at Zhen Li.
Later when Zhen Li came, Director Xiao transferred Lian Yufan from the police dog team to Xuyang District to investigate Yu Hua's identity.
Guardians all have superficial identities. People like You Zhengping are more playful, and they work as temporary workers in the street office through the back door. Unless the street office is particularly busy, they will not be used.Lian Yufan is in the police dog team, earnestly learning from the trainers and educating police dogs.
Five years ago, when he received the notice that he could choose a second career, Lian Yufan was really happy. He thought everything was over, but who knows...
"Train this dog to me," Lian Yufan said to the dog in the cage, "Huskies have low IQ and low obedience, so they can't be used as police dogs. If you want to be a cute pet to attract fans in the live broadcast room, you must at least be smart and understand people's words , I can’t live broadcast a dog biting a person, I can’t train it to be a police dog, it’s not a big problem to be an internet celebrity dog.”
Lian Yufan and Destroyer 192... This live broadcast combination is really weird.
Zhen Li picked up the cup and took a sip of water to suppress his shock: "I didn't expect you to care about the number of our fans."
Lian Yufan has never cooperated with the work, and he has no sense of belonging to the studio. Although he is a tearful beauty, his popularity is low, and his fans are disappointed when he appears in the live broadcast room.
Lian Yufan scratched the little husky's head and said, "Although you are destroyers, you have no system power now. You need a job to make ends meet in this world. I'm in charge of managing you. I can't just watch you starve to death or Desperate to rob, it is much better to make money to support yourself than to protect the organization to support you, and the country does not have so much money to support former enemies."
After the battle with Destroyer 192, Lian Yufan's view of Liming and Sunset has changed, and he doesn't even hate You Zhengping so much, otherwise he wouldn't have reminded You Zhengping to pay attention to Yu Hua's psychological state.
Fighting side by side is the best way to get closer.
Lian Yufan pinched his brows, carefully wrote a training form for the husky Xiaoer and pasted it on the wall. The second is Lian Yufan's name for the husky.
He told the two of them: "I may not be able to train Xiaoer every moment. When I am not around, I will be assisted by you two. This is its training table. Training dogs should start from puppies, especially 2 months old. The 6-month-old dog, I think this husky is also three months old, it is the time when the dog grows rapidly and has a strong learning ability, laying the foundation is very important, and we must not relax."
Zhen Li was dizzy looking at the watch, such as fixed-point defecation, passwords, biting, picking up, connecting, jumping... The form detailed the tutorials on rewards and punishments, how to lightly punish and reward dogs with food when they encounter disobedient dogs , is very scientific and reasonable.
Zhen Li brought the form in front of Husky, smiled gloatingly and said, "You will be a social dog from now on."
Husky Xiao Er is literate. After seeing the tasks on the training form, he immediately lay on all fours in the cage. Because his mouth was covered, he couldn't howl, so he could only hum from his nose.
It not only becomes a dog, but also suffers from the torture of the enemy.
"You live in the studio at night, talk to it from time to time," Lian Yufan told Yuan Luoyang, "It is now in the learning period, talking to it more can help the dog understand our language and grasp passwords earlier."
Lian Yufan went back to rest after assigning tasks, he really had a headache.Before leaving, Lian Yufan warned the two employees that they could not tell Yu Hua that he was absent from work, and that he had to be counted as attendance.
Zhen Li took a picture of Xiao Er's training form and posted a post, saying that our studio has joined a new manager, and this is the new manager's training form.
【Ha ha ha ha!Are you trying to kill me so you can inherit my credit card bill?The new manager has four legs, what kind of job is it? 】
[It is said that we have to wait for Manager Yu to come back to confirm his position. Boss Zhen revealed that Manager Yu said that Manager Lian didn't care about his work and wanted to replace him with Manager Ha. 】
[What the hell is Manager Ha?Why is a PR manager a dog?What crisis public relations can it do? 】
[Probably because the dog head apologized when something happened. 】
The fans were very much looking forward to meeting the new Manager Ha. Zhen Li said that the live broadcast would be ready after the training. The fans thought it would take a long time. Unexpectedly, during the live broadcast of the original sunset that night, Manager Ha was on camera.
In the live broadcast, the former manager sat on the ground, put the "Criminal Law" on the husky's cage, and muttered: "The crime of endangering public safety is a type of crime that is extremely harmful in ordinary criminal crimes. It has a broad concept, like explosion/ Bombing crimes/drug crimes fall into this category, and depending on the circumstances, the punishments are up to three years or criminal detention, fixed-term imprisonment of between three and seven years, and the maximum death penalty of more than ten years."
Husky Xiao Er: "..."
The three-month-old dog trembled all over in the cage, and Yuan Luori's words reminded him of the experience on the rooftop.The man in black robe who looked like a ghost, carried him to open the customs clearance alliance video, and brutalized the scarred him, leaving him alive and dead, it hurt too much.
All this is because he did not follow what the man in black said and violated the law.
"Biting is the crime of intentional wounding. According to the circumstances, it can range from criminal detention to ten years or more, and the maximum penalty is death." Yuan Luori said, "So you can't bite people casually, you know?"
After being locked in the cage, the husky's muzzle was taken off, and Yuan Luoyang stretched out his finger across the cage to poke the husky's head.
in fear
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