i'm not human

Chapter 95, Prison Tiger

When Hu Sanfeng ran to the place where Cang Li and the others lived, he found that the bedroom door was open, and he seemed to have woken up.So he walked to the door without stopping, and then found that Lord Dragon and Lord Peacock had indeed woken up, um, get up early and abuse the dog.

He stood at the door almost stunned, watching the Dragon King with a piece of apple in his mouth, and gently leaned over to feed it to the little peacock. His eyes were so gentle that they were soaked in water, and the whole room was pink. bubbles.

Hu San was shocked, if Mr. Peacock is not a prototype, but a human form - then he must kiss him right away!Brainstorming about the ambiguous picture about whether to kiss or not, his face blushed, oops, did I see something I shouldn't have seen!

He wanted to cover his eyes, but he was reluctant. This was a very rare opportunity to learn and observe!You must know that the monsters in the Qinling Mountains are stupider than himself, so it is impossible for him to have the opportunity to learn how to fall in love with reference.So he looked at it secretly for a while, vowing to remember all the steps, so that he can play with his daughter-in-law in the future!

Hey, just thinking about it makes me happy!Oops, it's so beautiful.

Feeling that Hu San was standing at the door and never leaving, Cang Li calmly swallowed the apple in his mouth.The little peacock tilted its head, a little strange, why didn't the big blue dragon feed me?Cang Li stroked the back feathers of the little peacock, then put the remaining apples to the little peacock's mouth, letting him eat slowly.I turned my head and looked at the red-faced tiger at the door, feeling a little strange, "Minister Hu, what's the matter with you?"

The little peacock heard Cang Li speak, and looked up at the door.Cang Li lowered his head and brought the apple closer to his mouth, "Hey, it's okay, you continue to eat." This morning he took an apple and took a bite, but before he swallowed it, he realized that he never wanted to eat The little peacock suddenly looked at him eagerly, with an expression of "I want to eat too".Cang Li was still shocked, could it be that the apple in his hand is not an ordinary apple?

So there is the scene that Hu San saw before, where one person and one bird eat an apple.

After hearing what Cang Li said, the little peacock lowered his head again and continued to eat bit by bit.

With the blue dragon in your hand, you can worry about everything.

After hearing Cang Li's question, Hu San remembered what he was doing here.He stepped into the room in two steps, with an eager expression on his face, "Lord Dragon, I know where the fifth mountain is!"

Cang Li paused, "You know?" It wasn't because he was suspicious, but because Hu San was too unreliable.

"Yes, yes!" Hu Sankuang nodded, the beard on his face was trembling, and he was almost dancing, "I had a dream last night, and I remembered it this morning. The fifth mountain must be there. There, nothing wrong!"

Cang Li didn't ask him what dream he was having, thought about it, tapped the table lightly with his slender fingers, and made a "dong dong" sound.After a while, Shen Ren and Qin Zheng appeared at the door.

Hearing that Hu San already knew where the fifth mountain was, Shen Ren was agitated, but immediately became depressed again, "Oh, it seems that I have nowhere to use my detective talent!"

When the few people arrived at Tiger Mountain, they heard the howling of tigers everywhere, echoing in the mountains and forests.Hu San was very proud when he found out that the spirit of his tribe was so good, and introduced to Cangli and the others, "This is the place where our tiger tribe lived for hundreds of thousands of years. The environment is very good, and it is very fun. I grew up here when I was young." big!"

After speaking, without the constant supervision of the takin, he could no longer restrain the surging emotions in his heart, raised his neck, and let out a long tiger roar in the direction of the mountains and forests, which was quite powerful.After he roared, the tigers roaring all over the mountain stopped, but within ten seconds, the tigers roared louder than before, one after another, as if they were going to fight back together.

"Lord Dragon, this way!" After roaring several times, Hu San was in a good mood and walked ahead to lead the way.

In the bushes by the roadside, four or five little tigers were crowded together, their tails flicked, and they were whispering.

The yellow-haired little tiger said enthusiastically, "Shall we go out and scare the third grandpa?"

The one next to him scratched his face with his paws, and looked at the approaching person, "Oh, I haven't seen Third Grandpa for a long time, he has gained weight again."

"Still old, alas."

"It's still rough, alas."

"Oops!" A little tiger suddenly frowned, "Which of you tail is entangled with mine? Ahhh, it's knotted!" Then there was a burst of chaos.

Hu San lowered his head and looked at his waist—it didn't get thicker, and he still has abdominal muscles. I love sports so much!He touched his face again, oh, he's still so handsome!So it must be those cubs who are blind!

Shen Ren also heard the words of the little tiger who was hiding, and originally wanted to comfort Hu San, but seeing that he had regained his confidence so quickly, he kept silent.

It didn't take long to arrive at the place Hu San said.

In front of it is a cave that looks very deep, and a mountain spring flows down from the edge of the cave entrance, converging into a small stream, the water is very clear.But there was a strange smell in it that kept coming out.Shen Ren took a breath, and couldn't help but took a leaf out to purify the air, but found that one leaf was not enough, so he took another leaf, and felt better.

He distributed two leaves to Qin Zheng, then turned to look at the boss, and was thinking about whether to share a few leaves, only to find that the boss had already made a barrier directly to block the smell.

Taking back the leaves, Shen Ren silently rolled his eyes towards the sky, Boss, do you know that there are so many monsters who still can't make a barrier, you can make a barrier either to block the rain or wind, or to insulate the sound. okay?

Showing off wealth is shameful!

Cang Li hugged a little peacock that hadn't finished eating an apple, and followed Hu San into the cave.The cave is very wide, and the ground is covered with a thick layer of hay, which is very fluffy when stepped on.There are still many black things in the corner, which can't be seen if you don't pay attention.

Shen Ren asked the "tour guide" as he walked, "Minister Hu, is this the cave where you live?"

Hu Sansan strode ahead, the familiar smell in the air made him feel refreshed, and he replied very proudly, "Yes, but usually only tiger cubs live here, the place is safe and spacious. In human terms, it is a nursery!"

"Oh, so it is like this." Shen Ren saw many black things in the corner along the way, but the light was too dark to see clearly, so he guessed, "What kind of fungus are those black things?" There are quite a lot of them of.

Hu San glanced at the direction he was pointing at, and scratched his head, "Well, that's the shit of the cubs at home, hey, those cubs are quite healthy!"

"..." Shen Ren quickly looked away, feeling very grateful that Li Yu was not here, otherwise he would definitely be laughed at for more than 100 years.

Walking to the end of the cave, it turned out to be a flat ground. There were many vines hanging from the top of the cave, and some of them were blooming with small flowers. The fragrance was overwhelming, but mixed with the strange smell in the cave, the whole smell was very strange.Between the vines, you can see many cracks in the rock, and the skylight leaks from those places, making the ground covered with weeds and some inexplicable plants.

Shen Ren stood still and didn't dare to move, because he had already seen that there were many "fungi" among the wild flowers and weeds, and the density was very high. He felt that as long as he moved his feet, he would surely step on the bomb.He is really a clean ginseng tree!

Hu San didn't care about what was under his feet at all, walked to the middle of the flat ground in a few strides, then blew a whistle, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Little ones, where are you?"

No one answered.

He scratched his head, a little embarrassed, and whistled again, "Your third grandpa is back to see you! I know you miss me very much, but you are shy, it's okay, come out!"

There is only his echo in the whole cave, back and forth.After the echo disappeared, it became very quiet again.Hu San couldn't hold back his face, he smiled, and was about to roar again, at this moment, a little tiger cub poked its head out from the corner, and said in a sticky voice, "Third Grandpa, don't you?" shouted."

He came out of the corner, as if he hadn't woken up yet, and his walk was still a little crooked.

"Oh, it's my second tiger, have you grown up so much?" Hu San finally saw a living creature, very happy, quickly picked up the little tiger, very satisfied, and asked him, "Why are you the only one?" Here, what else?"

The little tiger named Er Huzi sighed, "I have no choice but to wait for Grandpa Third here because I lost the lottery." He sighed again, "I heard that Grandpa Third is back, and the other tigers are all waiting for you." Run away quickly. The ancestor also asked me to tell you that he doesn't want to see you." Then, the little tiger said old-fashionedly, "Third Grandpa, now the ancestor teaches us, and he uses you as an example."

"Really?" Hu San was secretly happy, "What examples do you give?" It made me happy to say it!

Er Huzi counted carefully, "For example, don't defecate anywhere, don't go without bathing for a long time, don't be unhygienic, don't be stupid every day, don't..." He counted a lot, and then Er Huzi put it down. Claw, said seriously, "Anyway, there are many, I will carry them for you next time."

"..." The truth came so suddenly, Hu San felt that his strong heart was going to be broken.However, as a wild tiger, I really haven't defecated anywhere in a long time!It's not easy!

Seeing that his expression was stiff and flushed, Shen Ren stepped forward and changed the subject, "Minister Hu, didn't you want to bring us here to find something?"

Hu San's attention was diverted in an instant, completely forgetting the sadness a few seconds ago, and slapped himself on the forehead, "Oh, I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me!" Xiaoshishan, "That's right there!"

Looking along the place he pointed, he found that there was a small pile of messy stones, which were hardly noticeable.

Hu San explained from the side, "I had a dream last night that when I was a child, I often played here, and I also liked to pee behind Xiaoshishan haha." He scratched the back of his head, "I heard from my elders when I was young that it used to be here It was not called Tiger Mountain, but Prisoner Tiger Mountain, but I don’t know which ancestor it was, and felt that the name Prisoner Tiger was unlucky, so it was renamed Tiger Mountain directly.”

"I remember that when I was young, I was playing and digging a hole on the small rocky mountain, trying to bury myself in it, but the rock was too hard to dig out. But at that time, I faintly saw several pieces of gravel underneath. On the surface, there was something written on it. But I was illiterate at that time, so I didn't pay attention. I had a dream last night, and somehow I remembered this scene. In retrospect, the words on the gravel were Part of the word "Moonrise" engraved on those stone tablets before."

He had to sigh, literacy is still very good, it seems that when he goes back, he must grasp the education of the cottage, don't always have so many illiterate monsters, it's not good.

Shen Ren and Cang Li looked at each other, both of them believed it.But he looked at the various black "fungi" on the ground, and remembered that Hu San said that he liked to pee there when he was a child. It is reasonable to speculate that he must not be the only tiger who has this hobby.Shen Ren thought about it, hesitated for a long time, and then released the elongated ginseng whiskers, and quickly moved all the stones away, and placed them one by one in a clean place.

That smell is really unforgettable in this life!While moving, Shen Ren decided in his heart that he must wash these ginseng whiskers a hundred times after moving!God knows what's on those rocks.

Seeing that his face was stiff and his movements were slow, Cang Li waved his hand, several tornadoes appeared, and within a short while all the stones were arranged.

"..." Shen Ren cried, "Boss, if I knew you could fix it so easily, why would I use ginseng whiskers to carry it?" He didn't dare to take the ginseng whiskers back.

Cang Li dispersed those few tornadoes, smiling, "I see you are very positive, I don't want to dampen your interest."

"..." Shen Ren was speechless, Boss, if you continue to be so bad, you will really lose me!

After sorting out the stones, they looked and found that there were indeed many lines on them. If they were put together, it would be the word "Moonrise".

The author has something to say: Q: Why did you choose Hu San as minister?No, to be the king of the Qinling cottage?

Answer: Because he has a lot of hair!

Answer: Because he is strong!

Answer: Because he is big!

A: Because he has a big voice!

Answer: Because he is mighty and majestic!

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The second update!The third correction is writing about the appearance of the afternoon after noon, okay!