i'm not human

Chapter 94, Mantra

Because he expects the blue tail feathers to grow out sooner to cover his bare buttocks, the little peacock is very active.But I don't know why, although the general location is clear, it is difficult to determine which one it is. Even the little peacock can hardly feel the breath, as if it is blocked by something.

So he went down the whole bird, and every time he turned his little head to look at his bald buttocks, he felt sad and had no enthusiasm for life.And because I thought my butt was ugly, I let Da Qinglong see it, which really damaged my beautiful image.

With an expression of "I'm very depressed now, don't pay attention to me, I want to be quiet", he hid his little head under his wings, not wanting to see anyone.

However, Cang Li thinks he understands the existence of the little peacock best in the world, so how could he be deceived by superficial phenomena?

So regardless of the little peacock's "I want to be quiet" state, he hugged him directly.After cuddling and kissing, plus the thoughtful all-round service of body massage and feather grooming, the little peacock was immediately happy.Was I sluggish before?What are you eating?It's fine if you don't have food, I have a big blue dragon!

Hu San held a grass stalk in his mouth and watched the whole process from the corner. The picture was very beautiful, but he couldn't figure it out!So with a sincere learning attitude, he ran to ask Shen Ren next to him, "Big brother, isn't Master Peacock unhappy and wants to be quiet? Why does the Dragon Lord bother Master Peacock?" The most important thing is, why? In the end, Master Peacock was in a better mood?

He looked over now, and found that one person and one bird were still playing the game of "kiss me and I kiss you". The atmosphere was extremely harmonious, and the sour smell of love spread for ten miles—he was so at a loss!

Shen Ren looked at Hu San's expression. Although his big face was almost blocked by his beard, he could still feel that he was really at a loss and was sincerely asking for advice. He couldn't help but sighed, "I finally know why your The younger brothers all said, even if you have a daughter-in-law, your majesty, the daughter-in-law will run away."

Hearing what he said, Hu San grinned, his white teeth were true on both sides, and he was not angry because of this, but he still couldn't help but argue, "Isn't it that I haven't found a wife yet? When I find it, I will definitely not." Lose it!" Because I always feel that if I lose it, it will be impossible to find it again, and I will be single for a lifetime.

Shen Ren thought about it, and felt that it was not easy for Hu San, so he carefully analyzed it for him in a humanitarian spirit, "Look, the little peacock is unhappy, right? Want to be quiet, right? Regardless of this Who is Jingjing? The Dragon Lord must let the little peacock think of no one but him! And, on the surface, the little peacock has an expression of "don't talk to me", but his heart must be, "come and comfort me I hug me kiss me' endless loop."

Seeing Hu San nodding, Shen Ren concluded, "So when we look at things, we must not only look at the surface, but grasp the essence of things. You see, the reason why the Dragon King can find such a good partner is because he has a pair of Sharp eyes!" As he spoke, he touched his eyelids, blinked at Hu San, and said, "Do you understand?"

Hu San shook his head, even more confused, "Master Peacock doesn't want Lord Dragon to pay attention to him? If Lord Dragon likes Lord Peacock, shouldn't he be obedient and not bother Lord Peacock?" So why why?

"..." Shen Ren looked at Hu San's bearded face seriously, and suddenly felt that the one in front of him, the cliff in the future, was a peerless wife with strict control, and the aura emitted by this was stronger than that of the boss.After thinking for a while, he patted Hu San on the shoulder, "Well, I'll give you a cheat."

Cheats?It sounds great!Hu San's eyes lit up, he rubbed his hands together, and smirked, "Oh, what a shame..." He didn't know what he thought, he laughed for a while, and then asked expectantly, "Big brother, the secret book What is it?" Can I find a wife?so excited!

Shen Ren stretched out a finger, "This cheat book is just one sentence! It's very easy to remember." He didn't dare to say too much to Hu San, for fear that the other party would not be able to remember it.

"Yeah, you say what you say, I will definitely remember a word!" The takin wrote him such a long list before, asking him to write down everything written on it. Wasn't he also in front of the Dragon Lord and the others? Have you memorized it?Now it is a matter of life, so it must be memorized!Remember forever!

"That is, no matter what your daughter-in-law says, 'leave me alone', 'leave me alone', 'don't bother me', or 'leave me alone' or 'I'm unhappy', don't listen to her, As long as you see the other person getting angry, you will remember these seven-character mantras! Do as you say, and the relationship will be very harmonious."

Hu San held his breath, extremely nervous, afraid of missing a word, leaned over and asked, "Which seven words?"

Shen Ren had a serious face, opened and closed his lips, and said seven words, "Hug and kiss and hold high."

"Hug and kiss and hold high?" Hu San nodded and repeated, he must remember these words, it is related to his lifelong happiness!It’s okay to forget your name, but you can’t forget these seven-character mantras!But big brother is really a good guy!When I find a partner, I must treat him to a wedding wine.

So when the few people met later, Takin found that his king was talking to himself all the time, with a serious face, and smirked for a while, feeling like the whole body was bursting with pink bubbles.

He felt a little strange, was it taken away or bewitched?Uneasy, he walked over a few steps and patted Hu San on the shoulder from behind.

Hu San was repeating the seven-character mantra, his mouth was almost dry, he was really worried that he would forget, and he didn't dare to be sloppy at all.He was concentrating on it, but he felt the takin's hoof patted his shoulder. He subconsciously said "ah", turned to look at the takin behind him, and stared at a pair of tiger eyes, "Why did you slap me?"

Takin found that his king's tone was normal, his expression was fine, and he was still the original king.Heaved a sigh of relief, just when he was about to ask the minister what you were doing, he saw Hu Sanyi slapping himself on the forehead, with an anxious expression on his face, "What is it? Oh, I forgot when I interrupted..."

The takin withdrew its hoof and looked at Hu San anxiously, a little strangely, "Minister, what's wrong with you?" Could it be that I was slapped stupid by my hoof?Impossible, when did the minister become so delicate.

Hu San had no time to blame the takin, and suddenly gave himself a hoof, he scratched his head vigorously, "I forgot the seven-character mantra!"

Now it's Takin's turn to be confused, what seven-character mantra seems to be very important, "Minister, do you recall carefully?"

Hu San told himself to be calm and calm again, while muttering to himself, "What is so high? You must remember seven words and seven words..." After recalling for a while, he suddenly punched him on the other side. On the palm of one hand, there was a clear "snap" sound, with a look of joy, "Fortunately, I remembered it! Hahahaha, do it if you have something to do! Seven words hahaha!"

I'm still really smart.

Takin's face was full of question marks. How much hatred and grievances did he have to "do it if there is nothing to do"?

But why, I always feel that these words have a strange feeling?

If Shen Ren knew the seven-character mantra, which has become "do it if you have nothing to do", he would definitely sincerely mourn for Hu San's future daughter-in-law for 30 seconds, not less than a second.

After searching the west side of Funiu Mountain, they still couldn't find the so-called fifth mountain, so they returned to the branch to study further.As a minister, Hu San still had some things to deal with, so he went back to his office first.But it is an office, but it is actually a wooden house.

He looked at the map of the entire Qinling Mountains and wondered where the fifth mountain was.Well, his rough fingers slid across the map, and suddenly found that his home was also there. Alas, I haven't been back for a long time. I don't know what happened to those little tiger cubs...

Maybe it was because he thought about it day by day and dreamed about it at night. When he went to bed at night, he really dreamed about his childhood.At that time, he was still a fluffy little tiger cub, and his favorite thing to do was to pee secretly behind the pebbles in the cave, and then quickly ran to Grandpa Lu to avoid the "hunting" of his elders.Then eat and drink, and enjoy the loving hug of Grandpa Lu, living a very nourishing life.

Maybe it was because he was so happy in the dream, but when he woke up, he still couldn't recover.

The sun outside was already bright, shining in through the gaps in the wooden house, and it was very shaking. He subconsciously raised his thick, furry palms to cover his eyes.I sighed in my heart, oops, what do I remember when I was a child, I am now a mighty and majestic man!How nice!I can even find a wife, um, take advantage of the morning, and recite the seven-character mantra a few times.

He got up and went out to run several laps. He always felt that he had forgotten something while running.Gradually, the speed slowed down, and my mind was knotted, no, I still remember the seven-character mantra of "If you have something to do, do it if you have nothing to do", I will definitely never forget it in my life, so what did I forget... …

The air in the Qinling Mountains in the early morning is very good, with a feeling of humidity. The dew from the previous night is still hanging on the tops of the leaves and grass. After the sun comes out, the birds sing and the cicadas sing. Cozy.Hu San's habit is to run along the outermost perimeter of the cottage, and he can also check the situation of the cottage along the way.After running for a while, when he reached the edge of the small river, he suddenly slammed on the brakes. He was too big to stand still, and stepped on a pebble, so he fell into the river with a "plop".

But the river was too shallow to drown him.

Standing up from the river, his upper body was wet, his pants were dripping with water, and his hands were covered with mud, but these couldn't stop the excitement on his face.Ahhh I know where the fifth mountain is!

He stepped onto the bank from the river, and ran directly to where Cang Li and the others were.The monsters in the Qinling Mountains always go to bed early and get up early and love to exercise, so along the road, many monsters saw the heroic posture of their king galloping, and they all sighed, "Oh, our king is really a man like the wind!"

The author has something to say: By the way, since Hu San found his daughter-in-law XX...

XX: "Hu San, let me tell you that if you continue to behave like last time, we will divorce! I am very upset, you go out, I want to be quiet!"

Hu San: (recites the seven-character mantra silently) "Daughter-in-law, let's have fun!"

XX:? ?

An hour later, I found that my daughter-in-law was too tired to fall asleep. Hu San was very satisfied, ah, the power of the seven-character mantra is so powerful!I will never forget it in my life!

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