i'm not human

After arriving home, Kong Yan took out the cash register receipt and was right. He opened his eyes wide when he saw the thousands of dollars worth of fruit money on it. He thought he had misread the decimal point, so he quickly read it again. It was really thousands of dollars!

"Why is it so expensive!? A kiwi is only [-] yuan?" Wouldn't it be seven or eight yuan to bite into it?One kiwi can buy a pound of meat, it's heartbreaking!

"It's okay, I have money." Cang Li thought he was feeling sorry for the money, so he quickly said the classic lines of Gao Fushuai, then kissed the corner of Kong Yan's eyes, remembered what the supermarket aunt said, and added, "A man treats his wife I just want to be willing!" The tone is also imitated.

Unfortunately, it did not achieve the desired effect.

Kong Yan: "..." Hehe, since you are willing, go and buy me ten catties of pork, and if you have money, another ten catties of beef.No need to buy it again, just replace it with fruit.

After dinner, it didn't take long for the rain to fall again, and the old house showed a bit of poetic charm in the misty rain.

Under Cang Li's pressure, Kong Yan ate a large bowl of green vegetables, and in the end he drank three whole bowls of tonic soup and a small bowl of fruit salad. He was really about to vomit.Exhausted the last strength to move a deck chair under the eaves, and then I couldn't afford it.

Cangli moved out a low table, took a cushion made of cattail grass, and placed it not far from the reclining chair, and set up a whole set of tea sets hundreds of years ago to make water and drink tea, listening to the wind and rain. Have leisure.

The man sits tall, with an aura as deep as a sinking abyss. Sitting on the porch, he has the demeanor of an ancient sage.Kong Yan felt that the tea was very fragrant and wanted to taste it, but his stomach really couldn't hold anything, so he could only watch Cang Li enjoy it very much.

——It turned out that all of this was premeditated. In order to drink tea by himself, Cang Li went to great pains to force himself to drink three big bowls of soup!Not long after being together, he tragically discovered that the deepest thing is the routine of the Dragon Lord.

However, looking at the handsome man, Kong Yan still couldn't resist taking out his phone, and took a few photos silently—OK, you can change the lock screen wallpaper of the phone, and it seems that the background of the WeChat chat can also be changed ...

Cang Li sat on the cattail mat and sipped tea leisurely. When he noticed Kong Yan's movements, a smile was quietly drawn on the corner of his mouth, thinking secretly, should he change into an ancient costume someday?Or put a landscape painting on the desk?The effect of taking pictures is definitely very good.

I haven't used these skills for a long time, and I almost forget that I am an excellent man who is proficient in everything!

The bamboo wind chimes under the eaves dangled, and the surface was wetted by the rain that drifted in, and the color became darker.A ginseng tree was running around in the yard with its head full of green leaves, followed by a flying carp, its scales were about to explode, the fish's mouth opened and closed, "Ugly ginseng, if you have the ability, give it to Grandpa Fish and I will stop!" How dare you throw a caterpillar into my pool! It will bite you to death!"

Shen Ren ran fast in front, the branches and leaves swayed back and forth and made a "swish, swish" sound, feeling like they were about to break off. While running, he didn't forget to answer, "I'm not capable! Who are you, grandpa, you have the ability to bite Me! Come, come, come!"

Mu Dianmo hangs himself under the eaves, next to the wind chimes.Qin Zheng was sitting on the roof of the opposite room, but because of the invisibility enchantment, Kong Yan couldn't see where he was sitting.

Kong Yan watched happily from the side, always feeling that the coffin boards of Newton and Darwin could not be held down. This scene not only violated the theory of species evolution, but also violated the principle of gravity - but back then, he was also a good boy who studied science Ah, it's all because the world view was refreshed too quickly.

Seeing that he was enjoying watching, Cang Li felt that some of his subordinates were still useful.

At this time, there was a faint knock on the door. After listening to it, Kong Yan was sure it was not a hallucination, but who would come here?

Kong Yan looked at Cang Li curiously, "Could it be that he was looking for you? Are you going to open the door?" Shi Chen wouldn't come to him in the capital, and after thinking about it, no other friends knew that he lived here, so for sure Not looking for yourself.

Cang Li lazily leaned against the wooden pillars under the eaves, holding smoky tea in his hand, not wanting to move his whole body, so he ordered his subordinates, "You two, who will open the door?" The image of an exploiting capitalist is very strong. .

The boss is still very intimidating, Shen Ren and Li Yu looked at each other, decided to temporarily truce, and opened the door first.So they turned into human form and walked out one after the other.

After a while, Kong Yan saw a red figure walking over from the screen wall holding an oil-paper umbrella.The person who came was a tall boy with short gray hair. His eyes were a strange dark blue. He was wearing a bright red Hanfu. The hem of his clothes occasionally passed through the puddles on the ground. Begonias soaked in the spring rain.

Kong Yan looked straight at him, thinking that the other party looked like a boy who came out of a cartoon.But why is there a gray...fish with wings on the back of Manga Shonen?He looked at the phantom looming behind the person, and because he didn't know what kind of animal it was, he couldn't help but want to take another look.But in the blink of an eye, the gray shadow disappeared again.

Dazzled?Kong Yan rubbed his eyes and looked again, but there was still no gray shadow.

The visitor stood in the rain, looking at Cang Li who was drinking tea under the eaves, and after a long time of deliberation, he finally said four words, "Long time no see." His voice was hoarse, as if he hadn't spoken for a long time. There is also a meal in between.

Cang Li was also a little surprised when he saw him coming, and decisively drank the remaining tea in the cup to suppress his shock, "Jiuqing, why are you here? Could it be that you have insomnia and can't fall asleep?"

When Kong Yan heard the name "Jiuqing", he always felt very familiar. He thought for a while before he remembered, isn't this the Kunpeng who guards the mountain-sea boundary cave|eye in the South China Sea?Cang Li said last time that he was hundreds of thousands of years old?Anyway, he is not young, and has been sleeping on the bottom of the South China Sea.

So I watched it a few more times—the legendary Kunpeng.

There really is Kunpeng, the ancients did not lie to me!

With a paralyzed face, Jiu Qing slowly put away the oil-paper umbrella in his hand, and walked to the eaves in a few steps, "An accident happened in the South China Sea, I came to you." It was like saying "I had dinner today", and the tone was the same Very bland.

Cang Li's hand holding the teacup paused, and almost knocked over the cup, "What happened?" He put another futon aside, and pointed, "Sit down and talk, you stand there in a red dress and your eyes are too bright Yes, it's like a traffic light."

Jiuqing was a little dazed when he heard this new word, traffic lights—are they red and green lanterns?He raised his eyelids and glanced at Cang Li. After a long time of deliberation, he still didn’t say a single word—what should I do? After sleeping on the bottom of the South China Sea for hundreds of years, I can’t speak fluently anymore, and my vocabulary is still seriously insufficient. Have you seen this dragon being arrogant in front of you?So unwilling!

Sitting cross-legged on the futon, Jiuqing put the oil-paper umbrella beside him, straightened the hem of his red dress, and solemnly greeted Kong Yan, "Are you that little bird that Cang Li has been looking for for a long time? The biggest regret is that I haven't seen Kong—" As if sensing something, he stopped the name he didn't say, and changed his address, "I haven't seen that His Majesty, you are his direct blood, when will you be able to see him?" adult?"

Not being able to see the figure of His Majesty, looking at the gorgeous figure of His Majesty's descendants is enough to comfort my old heart!

"Huh?" When did you become an adult?Kong Yan was stunned, what can I say...haven't I hatched yet?

Seeing that Kong Yan didn't know how to answer, Cang Li turned his head and glared at Jiu Qing, "My little birdie!" It meant, why do you care so much?

Jiuqing directly ignored his eyes, and looked at Kong Yan earnestly, "When you become an adult, I must be able to witness your original body once. It is said that you are the most similar existence to that Majesty in the world." But because His voice hadn't adapted to the rhythm of human speech, and his tone of voice was weird.

Facing the eyes of the other party, Kong Yan nodded subconsciously, and then realized that Jiu Qing was a fanatical fan of His Majesty.However, he thought about what the other party had just said - what did he want to call that majesty?It seems to be, "hole" or "empty"?

"What happened?" Seeing that Jiuqing had been sitting there, Cang Li couldn't help but ask again.

After drinking a cup of tea in silence, Jiuqing organized the language for a long time before he roughly expressed what he wanted to express.

"Five days ago, I woke up and was very hungry. When I came back after eating, I found that the enchantment was unstable. I went to see it, and a hole was broken."

Cang Li frowned after hearing this sentence, made a hole?Obviously it is a very serious matter, if Li Yu were to come, it would definitely be in the rhythm of "Ah, ah, the boss is not good, the sky is going to leak, there is a hole in the barrier--".

Well, I have to adapt to my friend's speaking style. Since I can speak so slowly, it means that there is nothing wrong for the time being.

Jiuqing frowned, feeling that talking in human language is really a very nerve-wracking thing. I am a Kunpeng, why do I have to speak in human language?Frowning, he quickly summed up the process, "There are more than 100 king-levels at the entrance of the enchantment cave. I finished killing them, and there are still a few emperor-levels. I didn't have time to come over, so I didn't fight. I temporarily blocked that exit. Go to Nanhu You are not here. The manager said that he will find someone to gather the materials as soon as possible to repair the barrier."

He said that he did not know where to take out a crumpled piece of paper, and paused, obviously he himself was a little puzzled about "how did a neat piece of paper become like this", but he still handed it to Cang Li neatly, "Shanhai Group, Zhao Chong, let me give it to you."

"Zhao Chong?" Cang Li vaguely remembered this person. Cang Li took it and found that it was a task list. He flipped through it, and it said something happened on Sia Island in the South China Sea. .He didn't have the patience to watch, so he threw it to Mu Dianmo.

Next to the wind chime on the eaves, the writing brush fell directly and turned into a human figure on the ground, and raised his hand to catch the crumpled piece of paper that he didn't know where it came from.

"Jiuqing, how long will the patch you put on last?" Cang Li stroked Kong Yan's finger while thinking.If the hole in the mountain-sea barrier is damaged, it can be temporarily repaired by the person guarding the hole.But this patch didn't last long, and the materials needed to repair it were very scarce, and many of the materials had disappeared from this world by now.That is to say, Jiuqing is old enough and has a lot of things in his storage, so he can directly take out enough materials this time.

But what's going on in the group, there are no materials for repairing the enchantment in stock?

Jiuqing calculated it, and converted it into human time, and then gave the answer, "Nine months." It must be enough for the Shanhai team to find all the materials for repairing the barrier.

Cang Li nodded, put down his teacup and stood up, "Okay, then let's go to another place first."

It was midnight when a few people arrived at Sia Island, because there was no suitable flight, so they didn't take Jiuqing to experience flying.Kong Yan was carried by Cang Li and flew directly across half of China, his white hair was blown into a mess, and he was a little dizzy, seeing things dangling.

Jiuqing stood on the side, his dark blue eyes bright, "It's been a long time since I flew." Although there was no excitement on his paralyzed face, Kong Yan could feel that he should be very excited.Well, the big monster Kunpeng is still very easy to satisfy. He is so happy after only playing the flying game for 10 minutes. How long has he been bored at the bottom of the South China Sea?

When he was put on the ground, Kong Yan’s feet were like stepping on cotton, and he was taken to the Nanhai branch of the Shanhai Group in a daze. There was only one thought in his mind along the way—even though the suggestion of “flying over” was his I mentioned it myself, the scenery along the way is also very beautiful, but can I take the mountain and river Yinfei next time?It's really too much to hold a flying like this!

The Nanhai branch is built with local characteristics.

The entrance is at a seafood food stall, and the sign reads "no money for bad taste" written in red brush, which should be written by the boss himself. It is ugly and has a personal style.Although it was midnight, there were a lot of people in the store, and the local dialect and various accents came and went, making it very lively.

However, when Jiuqing was standing inside the store in a red Hanfu with gray hair, the eyes of the crowd were all attracted, and with the addition of Cang Li who came in behind, many diners thought it was a celebrity who came to take pictures of real people Show off.

The boss should have gotten the news from the beginning, when he saw people coming, he quickly explained that this was not a star reality show, and took them to the back.Cang Li and the others followed the owner of the food stall into the innermost room, turned left and right, opened the rusty iron gate, and found a narrow alley outside.

On the left is the path leading to the outside, and there is a row of blue trash cans piled up against the corner, where many wild cats rummaged for food.The weather was getting hot, and a stench came directly to the nose.On the right is a wall made of red bricks, which looks old and old, with engraved seals and small advertisements for unlocking.

This is the most common alley in Sia Island, and there is nothing special about it.

The owner of the food stall asked them to wait for a while, and then walked over to stand in front of the brick wall. He didn't know what the rules were, and pointed to a few bricks on the wall with his fingers. After a few seconds, only heard With a small "click", several people saw that the wall suddenly cracked, revealing a gap big enough for two people to pass through like an automatic door.

Kong Yan whispered to Cang Li on the side, "This scene always feels very similar to a magic movie!"

Cang Li stared straight ahead with a serious expression, and whispered to him cooperatively, "Well, it is said that the people in the South China Sea branch used this method after watching the movie and got inspired. They didn't pay attention to it before, they just directly Those who climbed over the wall were reported several times by the people passing by nearby."

"..." Sure enough, the style of painting is unique, and the crowd is also very enthusiastic.

After a few of them went in, the owner of the food stall went back.

Only then did Kong Yan realize that the passage he had just passed was connected to a small wooden house, and now they were standing in this small wooden house.The cabin is really small, and you can hit your head with a jump. There are old fishing nets hanging on the wall. When you walk out of the low door, you can see a tattered wooden sign with a brush on it. He wrote a few words, "Nanhai Branch of the Mountain and Sea Special Affairs Department", and then a half-person-high sign with a bright red arrow drawn on it.

Kong Yan looked in the direction pointed by the arrow, only to find that there was a reef not far away, and a huge sailboat was stranded beside it, but the sails were dirty and the hull was tattered. The kind that will leak and sink immediately when it is driven into the sea.

"This style is very artistic!" Kong Yan racked his brains to come up with this evaluation.I originally thought that Nanhu's headquarters was already very dilapidated, but I didn't expect that one mountain was higher than the other. It turned out that I had too little experience!

There are several crab starfish and octopuses hiding under the shadow at the bottom of the big boat. Because they are too small, they are almost invisible.They looked at the approaching people and whispered, "Which one do you think is the Dragon Lord?" When it came to the Dragon Lord, their voices were a little fluttering.

"The one with the white hair!" The old octopus was very sure, and stared at the crab starfish around him with a look of contempt, mysteriously, "The people at the Wushi branch have been spreading it for a long time, saying Lord Dragon found a man with white hair all over his head! The white hair was originally a big monster with a simple heart in the mountains and fields, with powerful mana, but he was always very low-key and didn't cause any trouble. But he didn't know how to do it later. Whatever happened, he was caught by the Dragon Lord."

The old octopus's tone was full of sighs, with an expression of admiration, "The Dragon Lord is also kind-hearted, and he didn't have the heart to kill him, leaving his life behind. Later, the Dragon Lord wanted to seal his mana and prevent him from escaping. , It can be said that I take it with me day and night. In this way, I didn't expect the two to fall in love with each other for a long time, and love grew out of hatred, and they were together soon."

A crab waved its big pincers, "It really is the Dragon King! No one can resist the charm!"

The starfish next to him was also very excited, "My lifelong wish is to have a pair of shoes opened by the Dragon Lord! That big white-haired monster must be obsessed with the Dragon Lord's heroism, so he fell in love with it! And in this way, he can get a lot of shoes. Lots of Dragon Lord's shoes!"

Crab was on the side not to be outdone, "Me too! Lord Dragon's slippers are also fine, in fact socks are also fine. But I have a lot of feet, maybe I need a few more pairs. This is my goal in life!"

Cang Li and the others, who had completely heard the secret chat in the corner, felt that it was hard to describe. Sure enough, the imagination and creativity of the masses are boundless, and they are easy to satisfy. A pair of socks is enough!But are the people in the South China Sea branch all at ease?How many TV shows and novels have I watched to have such an imagination?

Naturally, Jiu Qing could hear it clearly. With a paralyzed face, he looked at Kong Yan who was being led by Cang Li all the way, and combined with the scripts he had read hundreds of years ago, he thought to himself, promise with your body?Love for a long time?Hate begets love?It turns out that the emotional journey between Cang Li and his family's egg is so tortuous!Presumably there is still an interracial relationship, and the process must be full of entanglements and heartbreaks. It is really not easy for these two people!

Cang Li felt that for a long time after that, Jiuqing looked at him and Kong Yan in the wrong way, and he actually saw such things as sympathy, admiration, maintenance, and envy from Jiuqing's face that had been paralyzed for hundreds of thousands of years. His many emotions made him always worry that this Kunpeng was sleeping stupidly in the South China Sea?

The author has something to say: "Mountains and seas are my home" discussion group

I am Silver Fox Old Mountain Ginseng in the business world: "Actually, I have never told you that I was very rich for a while. I bought a lot of mineral water worth ten yuan a bottle. There is a way to make money."

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