i'm not human

It didn't take long to arrive at the door of the reserved private room.It is a small wooden building called "Huamu Fushu". There are lanterns hanging under the eaves, plum blossoms are planted all around, the fragrance is faint, and the environment is very good. Anyway, it is very expensive at first glance.

Kong Yan thought of Cang Li's car, which was changed every three days, either limited or customized, and felt that he was always feeling the "toughness" at close range recently.Thanks to my good mentality, I didn't even think about going to the newspaper office.

But when he walked to the door, he felt a little uneasy—could the "people" in the seven groups have some strange shapes?Thinking of all kinds of monsters in comics, I feel that my imagination is not enough!

No, no matter what you see for a while, you still have to keep a calm expression, and there can be no racial discrimination.

Opening the wooden door, Kong Yan saw three people sitting at the dining table. Although the style of painting was a bit special, they were all in human form, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.

After the door of the private room was closed, Cang Li sat down on the main seat with a cold face, resting his chin with his hands, the air-conditioning on his body radiated outward as if he didn't want money.Kong Yan sat next to him, couldn't help but put his hands in his pockets, feeling the temperature in the room was a little bit cold.Looking at the three on the opposite side again, I found that their coats were covered with frost.Kong Yan blinked, there is comfort in comparison, and he is not cold at all!

"Why, didn't you just say that you were very happy? Are you dumb now?" Cang Li poured a cup of hot tea and put it in front of Kong Yan, letting him take a warm sip.The three "people" who witnessed this scene on the opposite side were all shocked.

"Mountains and seas are my home" discussion group.

I am a pen: "Who can tell me that I was dazzled just now? Boss! Kiss! Self! Pour tea for others!"

The name of the sword is not broken: "So it is really the target?"

I am Shen: "Is this day going to collapse?"

I am a pen: "Is Wushahai about to pour back?"

I am a fish: "Hehe, you are all so weak! I won't tell you what kind of eye-catching things I saw in the car!"

Cang Li heard the mobile phone continuously sending out WeChat notifications one after another, paused holding the hand holding the teacup, and squinted his eyes, "Is this impatient? Is there anything you can't say in person, but say it in WeChat?"

If you don't fight for three days, go to the house to uncover the tiles.

The three quails shook their heads one after another. Shen Ren glanced at Cang Li, who had a very dark expression, and said quickly, "We're wondering if this is your date!" And the two quails next to him both gave him the expression of "you want to finish".

When Kong Yan heard it, his expression didn't change, but his ears were so red that they were bleeding.Crazy inside, how did Cang Li introduce me to them?When did I become his object?How come I don't know about such a good thing?

Cang Li saw that Kong Yan was bullied by them and made him shy. The point is that he looks so good-looking in shyness, yet he was seen by those three idiots, he couldn't bear it!With a slight movement of his fingers, in an instant, a gust of cold air rushed towards Shen Ren with ice and snow. In less than ten seconds, Shen Ren's whole body seemed to be frozen, and even his eyelashes were covered with condensed ice crystals.

The two people next to each other moved away a little, so as not to be affected, and said silently in their hearts-dead friends never die.

I am a fish dying of thirst: "Hahaha, so happy!"

I am a ginseng plant frozen into a snowman: "..."

Kong Yan blinked at the development of the situation, hesitated for a moment, and said the first sentence after sitting down, "Hello, I am Kong Yan, a friend of Cang Li, and this is the first time we meet."

Cang Li knew that Kong Yan wanted to ease the atmosphere, and he was proud that my Yan Yan was sensible!So he nodded, and said to the three people on the opposite side, "Introduce yourself well, in detail."

Holding the handle of the teapot with one hand, he was sitting on a wide wooden chair. If he had put on a mandarin jacket, he would look like a landowner who abused long-term workers.The only thing that doesn't match is that the landlord's appearance is too heaven-defying.

Shen Ren looked at Kong Yan who dared to face the boss's anger, his eyes were looking at a hero, "My name is Shen Ren, and I am a ginseng tree that grows in the mountains! I am, uh, one... two... almost two thousand years old this year." It's an honor to meet you!" With his body covered in frost, he executed the order very quickly.

After Kong Yan heard this, he couldn't help but burst out laughing, Shen Ren, ginseng?Who chose such a straightforward name?

Shen Ren on the opposite side looked confused, what is sister-in-law laughing at?

Kong Yan waved his hand, indicating that he was fine.However, he glanced at Cang Li who was calmly drinking tea next to him, and felt that this style of naming was very similar to Cang Li!

"So what's the name of that carp? Li Yu? Yu Li?"

Kong Yan said casually, but unexpectedly received Shen Ren's shocked eyes, "How do you know? His name is Li Yu!"

Kong Yan: "..." Hehe, I am convinced!

The man sitting in the middle got up and performed an ancient salute, with a gentle smile, "Hello, my name is Mu Dianmo. I am the first pen between heaven and earth, so it is thousands of years old. As long as it is recorded in writing, I will write it down." Know a little bit, you can ask me any questions in the future. And no matter what the exam is, or the answers to the papers, you can provide them.” Mu Dianmo is a very gentle-looking man with shoulder-length black hair. A silk belt is tied on the left shoulder, which is elegant.

It's just such an introduction, it feels like a professional test taker.

Kong Yan felt that Cang Li's subordinates were very interesting, so he looked expectantly at the man in black sitting in the corner, curious about what he would say.

The man was full of evil spirits, and his face was expressionless, but he seemed the most reliable of the three, and he spoke very concisely, "My name is Qin Zheng. I used to be a general. After I died, I became a Hanba. You Alright, Kong Yan." As he spoke, he raised his hand and shook it cautiously in the air, and Kong Yan saw Qin Zheng take out a long sword out of thin air!The sword body is simple and unsophisticated. Judging from his years of studying cultural relics, this should be the sword of the Spring and Autumn and Warring States period, right?

"This is my weapon, don't break it."

Kong Yan was stunned for a moment. He knew that there were many swordsmen in history who regarded their weapons as more important than their own lives. They were not only weapons, but also friends, comrades-in-arms, and partners.So he also said seriously, "Hello, Bupo." After he finished speaking, Qin Zheng suddenly looked up at him, and then showed a very short smile.

Mu Dianmo looked at the scene, touched his bundled hair, and felt that Kong Yan was also very interesting.

"They are all members of the seventh group, and with the carp hanging on the car, we are all together." Seeing that they all knew each other, Cang Li told Kong Yan, "If you have anything, you can call They." He said and looked at the three opposite with disgust, "But I think, you have me by your side, so you shouldn't need these parallel imports anymore, right?"

Kong Yan struggled to maintain a calm expression on his face. In fact, he was scratching his head. Can you not be so ambiguous?Please speak up!I will really think about it!

Hearing Cang Liman's warning words like "you don't go up to the top in normal times", such a possessive boss!Such a gentle boss!Shen Ren's eyes lit up instantly.

"Mountains and seas are my home" discussion group

I am Mighty Ginseng: "Bet 99 ginseng whiskers, this must be the egg!"

I am a pen: "I bet a hundred ginseng whiskers."

I am Mighty Ginseng: "...Mu Dianmo, you don't have nose hair, hahaha, brush hair!"

I'm a really thirsty fish: "Why did you all see it? It's so obvious?"

The name of the sword is not broken: "Well, it should be that egg."

They all know that the reason why Cang Li stays in this world is only because he is looking for an egg.No, it should be said that he doesn't know what the egg that has never hatched looks like in this world. It may be a person, a fish, or even a stone and a tree.But he never stopped searching. The four of them followed him one after another, watching him wait and search for thousands of years.

I'm a tearful ginseng: "I'm almost moved to tears, the boss finally found his wife who ran away from home... woo woo."

I am a pen: "How many stupid dramas have you watched upstairs?"

The name of the sword is not broken: "Yes."

I am a dying fish: "It's not easy for the boss, but doesn't it mean that the egg has been carried by the boss for 3 years, and there is no sign of hatching? What's the situation now? Humans also lay eggs?"

I am the pen: "Stupid fish upstairs."

The name of the sword is not broken: "Yes."

I am a dying fish: "..."

Are you afraid of Lord Dragon here: "If you don't want to die, don't mention anything about his real life in front of him, understand?"

I'm a really thirsty fish: "Boss! Why are you here?"

Cang Li put down his phone, he simply didn't want to pay any attention to these little bastards with no IQ.It's not easy for myself, and I haven't been lowered IQ by being with them for thousands of years.

In fact, he also hesitated whether to tell Kong Yan his life experience or not.But when he wanted to speak out for the first time, he felt that this secret could only be discovered by Kong Yan himself. hatch out.

This is the suppression of heaven.

Kong Yan himself should have felt this way, so until now, he has never asked him about his own origin and life experience, and why his hair turned white.

But it doesn't matter, no matter what, he can accompany him, whether it is 1000 years or 1 years, one day, Kong Yan will remember everything.

And he believed that Kong Yan would not let him wait too long.

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Cang Li recently found out that the little bastards under him are getting more and more lazy, so lazy that they are tired of talking.

Shanhai is my home discussion group

Yu: "It's very convenient to send WeChat with magic power, and you don't need to talk."

Pen: "That's right, there's no need to type."

Shen: "Typing is too hard. My thousands of hands are so tired that I can't lift them up. Life is so heavy."

Jian: "Yes."

The four mobile phones were placed in the middle of the table, the screen dimmed and brightened again, and words were continuously displayed in the dialog box, Cang Li stood by the table and watched, feeling pain in his heart.