i'm not human

Just when the terrifying black air wrapped around the water column and was about to approach the carp, Cang Li snorted coldly, raised his hand and grabbed it, a phantom with five claws flew out from the hand with bent fingers, and went straight to the big demon .The phantom was extremely fast, glowing blue, and the awe-inspiring murderous aura on it forced the big sky demon to give up the prey it was about to get, and instead ran around to avoid the attack of its sharp claws.

But the cyan five claws seemed to have guessed his thoughts long ago, no matter how he evaded, they always followed him like a shadow and were extremely difficult to entangle.

The carp on one side breathed a sigh of relief in the water, and a series of bubbles appeared from the gills.A pair of dead fish eyes looked at Cang Li, who was leisurely playing with his mobile phone in mid-air, and thought to himself that his boss's wicked taste was getting more and more serious, who on earth provoked him?What's the point of making fun of a big demon?This is bullying!

He has obviously forgotten who was chased and beaten by the big demon just now.

And he certainly didn't want to know that it was he who provoked this vicious person, if it wasn't for the great heavenly demon who shared the hurt, he would be the one who was teased.

Cang Li saw the big sky demon running away in a panic, and felt that it was almost done, and said "Come back for dinner?" Seeing Kong Yan quickly replying "Okay, the time is up to you", he blew it away in a good mood. Whistle, and then saw the cyan phantom with five claws suddenly speeding up and attacking the Great Heavenly Demon, making a sharp wind sound.

The blue shadows joined together, tearing his limbs to pieces in an instant, the big heavenly demon let out a scream, and then realized that the male "human" who didn't move from the beginning to the end is the most important existence that should not be ignored. He shouldn't be fighting from the very beginning, but should run away!

But it's too late.

Cang Li had a "really too simple" expression on his face, and by the way, he said aggressively, "Didn't your big demon king tell you before you went out, don't wander around under my nose?"

Afterwards, countless dragon qi poured into the body of the Great Heavenly Demon continuously along the torn wound, the tendons and veins were broken inch by inch, and the condensed body exploded continuously, turning into black air and dissipating.Cang Li put down the phone, snapped his fingers, and the big demon was suddenly shrunk into a ball. After being infinitely shrunk to the extreme, it disappeared with a "bang".

Li Yujing kept the prototype lying on the surface of the East China Sea, watching the battle in mid-air with a pair of round fish eyes—of course it was a one-sided beating.Seeing that the big celestial demon was dealt with, he opened his fish mouth and patted the fish's fins with a very sincere tone, "It really is the boss! The boss's attack is different! Thank you for saving my life!" Mutually.

Cang Li turned around and looked at the "I'm stupid" carp, and said with a sinister expression, "Put my ass? Now that the big demon has been dealt with, shouldn't it be time to deal with you?"

Several "people" watching the scene from thousands of miles away took out their mobile phones one after another. For a while, Cang Li's mobile phone was constantly beeping from WeChat.

"Mountain and sea are my home"

I am a pen: "Braised!"

I am a ginseng that cures all diseases: "Steam!"

The name of the sword is unbreakable: "Boiled! Spicy!"

Cang Li ignored their request and clicked on the "Dear" dialog box.

Are you afraid that Lord Dragon is here: "For carp, how do you like to eat it?"

Kong Yan was still lying on the bed at this time, he didn't know what was going on in the East China Sea, would Cang Li get hurt?Is there any danger?I was a little worried for a while, if only I could follow along to see...

Forget it, it's better not to add to the chaos, isn't there such a stupid plot in comics and TV dramas?The weak chicken forcibly goes to the battlefield, and then he will surely die. In order to save him, the protagonist will be beaten miserably.

Hearing the WeChat reminder, Kong Yan quickly opened it and saw that it was indeed from Cang Li.But what's the problem?carp?how to eat?Could it be that Cang Li went to the East China Sea to fight and caught a fish by the way?But there are no carp in the East China Sea.

Regarding this inexplicable question, Kong Yan scratched his head, and answered seriously after thinking about it, "Let's stew it, it should be delicious. Why, do you want to eat fish?"

Are you afraid that Lord Dragon is here: "Okay."

Cang Li quit WeChat and grabbed the carp in the direction of the carp spirit, and saw that the huge carp instantly became smaller, and the whole body of the fish was no bigger than Cang Li's palm.

It floated over Cang Li's shoulder with a look of lovelessness, its eyes were full of water droplets, and it cried, "Boss, I am innocent! Really! I just came to the East China Sea to bask in the moon. I was happy when I heard Someone asked for help, didn't you always teach us that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda? I went to see it. Then I saw a few human beings trembling on the fishing boat like quails. When they saw me, they called me the carp celestial being, so... ..."

"So you went up." Cang Li thought to himself when did I teach you the "seven-level pagoda"?I don't believe in Buddhism!Looking at him with disdain, "Have the face to cry? A carp celestial coaxed you? That celestial being, do you see if you scraped the fish scales into the pot yourself, or did I do it myself?"

Li Yu looked at Cang Li accusingly with the expression "Why are you so cruel, how can you bear the heart", thinking that this is the great devil!

So he passed out neatly.

Cang Li poked its snow-white belly, seeing that there was no response, he was a little surprised, hey, is this really dizzy?Is it really not too much drama?

So when Kong Yan waited at the entrance of the alley until Cang Li came to pick him up for dinner, he found a pendant on the rearview mirror frame when he got in the car. On it was a lifelike little carp with clear scales. It was tied around the neck by a rope, shaking it.

"Why does this pendant look familiar?" Kong Yan looked at the fish researchingly, thinking that it seemed to be... crying?The degree of simulation is too high!I looked carefully again, and found that I was right, big tears were falling from the fish's eyes, and landed on the back of Cang Li's hand just as he was about to shift gears with a "click".

Cang Li paused, looked up at the carp that couldn't stop playing too much, with a blank expression on his face.So the fish was frightened in an instant, holding back his tears, afraid that Cang Li would hang him on the top of Mount Everest to weather naturally on a sudden whim.

"Still crying?" Cang Li shook the water droplets on his hand with some disgust, and Kong Yan saw the carp twisting its body extremely nimbly, shaking almost like a goat.

After thinking about it for a while, I finally remembered it, and I was a little surprised, "Is this the dying carp in the East China Sea in the photo you sent?" Kong Yan took another look, and the more he looked, the more he felt it looked like it.Immediately he suddenly understood why Cang Li asked himself why he ate carp that day.It was very hard to hold back the laughter, and I really wanted to interview the psychological shadow area of ​​​​the carp at that time.

Cang Li nodded, "Well, that's it. I haven't been disciplined for a few years, and now I'm just running around." He said maliciously, "Yan Yan, let's go eat fish today."

After finishing speaking, he really saw the fish shaking like chaff, Kong Yan couldn't help laughing, Cang Li is so vile!But teasing this fish is really fun!

Carp simply feels that life has nothing to love, the sun and the moon have no light, why is my life so rough?

The place to eat is in a garden-style restaurant, with rockery and strange rocks, small bridges and flowing water. Kong Yan followed the waiter in cheongsam along the stone-paved path, and there was the faint sound of guzheng music coming from nowhere. Just enjoying the scenery is also a very enjoyable thing.

He tilted his head and was about to say a few words to Cang Li, only to find that the tall man beside him looked unhappy.Startled, "Who messed with you?" Kong Yan blinked, feeling a little strange, wasn't he in a good mood when he got off the car just now?Menopause is here?

"Heh, you little bastards!" Cang Li's voice sounded like it was squeezed out between his teeth.Hearing what he said, Kong Yan immediately realized that it was his "little bastards" who made him angry?The angry Cang Li was surrounded by a chilly wind, so cold!

At this time, the "Mountains and Seas are My Home" discussion group.

I'm a fish dying of thirst: "Boss and his partner are already in! It must be coming soon!"

The name of the sword is not broken: "The target???? What's the situation?"

I am a fish dying of thirst: "The old man's best friend."

The name of the sword is not broken: "..."

I am a pen: "It's already at the door."

I am the old mountain ginseng who can cure all diseases: "Should we hide? If we are discovered, we will definitely be beaten!"

The name of the sword is not broken: "Hehe, it has been discovered."

I am a dead fish: "..."

I am a broken pen: "..."

I am a ginseng baby who is about to be eaten: "The boss is inhuman!"

The name of the sword is not broken: "Hehe, he is not a human being, are you?"

Are you afraid that the Dragon King is here: "I'm still here, the bastards are going to turn the world upside down?"

I am a pen: "Your Majesty, spare your life!"

I am a fish: "+1."

I am the participant: "+The age of the boss!"

The name of the sword is not broken: "Looking for death upstairs."

Seeing Cang Li's face getting darker, Kong Yan couldn't help but stand half a step aside, it was really cold.In his heart, he was a little curious about what Cang Li's subordinates did, which made him so angry that the air around him kept cooling down.

Cang Li took a deep breath, tried not to think about those fellows who deserved to be beaten, and decided to eat carp stewed with ginseng, light the fire with a brush, and cut fish fillets with a long sword!

After using his imagination to vent his inner unhappiness, Cang Li subconsciously showed a handsome smile to the worried Kong Yan, "I was planning to have a meal with you alone, but some of them came here uninvited. When you see them for a while, ignore them."

Kong Yan blinked, nodded, and probably understood what was going on, but he didn't really mind.But Cang Li's subordinates...are they human?