i'm not human

(One)

After becoming Kong·Perfect Body·Yan, Kong Yan discovered a very frightening thing.It turned out that Cang Li had been holding back all the time!

After getting all the monsters who participated in the battle drunk, he was taken home by Cang Li and tossed about for ten days.And the point is, he is full of energy throughout the whole process, and he is tireless.

For a while, I was full of worries about the future.

(two)

Time: Not long after the group fight.The big blue dragon has not run away with the little peacock.Shanhai Qi Group is not facing the problem of bankruptcy yet.

The Shanhai Seven Group collectively expressed that they needed to cultivate themselves after the fight, so they traveled at public expense and went to an island.

In the middle of the night, Kong Yan was sleeping on the hotel bed in a daze, when he suddenly felt some itching on his face, he opened his eyes reluctantly, and saw Cang Li.He simply closed his eyes again and muttered, "No... come back tomorrow, I want to sleep..."

"Get up, baby, I'll take you out to sea to play!"

When Kong Yan heard him say that he was going to sea, he fell asleep after a while, "Really? Is it just the two of us?" He looked at the time and found that it was only three o'clock in the morning, so he got dressed very quickly, looking forward to it. Looking at Cang Li, "Let's go! We're going to call—"

Before he could say a word, Cang Li covered his mouth, "It's just the two of us, don't call them." If it wasn't for avoiding those idiots, how could he go on a night flight in the middle of the night?

Kong Yan understood what he meant, nodded obediently, and then the two walked out the door lightly, without making a sound the whole time.

After finally arriving outside the hotel, Kong Yan heaved a sigh of relief, exchanged glances with Cang Li, and laughed loudly in the sea breeze.

But when they got to the pier where the boat was parked, there was nothing to laugh about.

Seeing the two of them approaching, Shen Ren waved his hand annoyedly, "Mu Dianmo said that the boss will definitely go to sea at this time. I didn't believe it before. I bet him a whole hundred ginseng whiskers!" After losing so many ginseng whiskers I am so sad.

"..." Kong Yan.

"..." Cang Li.

"..." Mu Dianmo—teammates are so stupid, so tired!Anyway, he no longer dared to look at the face of the boss.

(three)

Time: Da Qinglong is about to run away with Little Peacock. The Seventh Group of Mountains and Seas is about to close down.

Cang Li went to the South China Sea branch to explain some historical issues.Kong Yan is boring.Li Yu proposed to visit the branch together.The reasons are as follows:

"If you go to visit the class, you can be made things difficult by the girl at the front desk, and you can also bump into hot eyes the moment you open the office door! How interesting!"

So Kong Yan agreed.

(four)

Coming out of the cabin of the South China Sea Branch, Kong Yan was startled by the sight before him without any preparation.

The originally empty beach has become very crowded now. I saw all kinds of marine life lying on the beach, crooked, conch shells the size of a table, next to each other, with gorgeous patterns.There is a crab that is three meters long and five meters wide by visual inspection. Its eight legs are intertwined in a random way. You press me and I squeeze you. When you look at it, you can only feel that your eyes are all legs, and you can't tell which one is whose.

There are also starfish stacked one on top of the other, as high as several floors, which is very spectacular.Not far away, there was a huge whale lying aggrieved, with several sea shells on its body, and a row of small fish, which did not dare to move.

"This is the South China Sea branch going bankrupt, so we gathered all these seafood and sold them wholesale at one time?" Li Yu looked at the spectacular scene in front of him, silently took out his mobile phone and took a picture, and posted it on Moments.

Two minutes later, in the internal forum of the Shanhai Group, a high-rise building named "Nanhai Branch Seafood Price List, Who Wants to Wholesale Enter" rose from the ground, and the growth rate of comments was extremely fast!

Seafood in the South China Sea branch: We are just sunbathing, why are we priced and ready to sell?The point is, it's still wholesale!Not convinced!

(Fives)

The regular version of the class visit record.

Kong Yan: "Hi, I want to find Cang Li."

Uncle at the front desk and food stall: "I'm sorry, there are a lot of people who want to see Lord Dragon, so you have to make an appointment."

Carp: "Hehe, do you know who we are? How dare you not let us in? Let me make a call!"

After 1 minute, Cang Li came down.

Carp: "Look, this is the cookie from Lord Dragon's family! Can you see clearly?"

Lord Dragon: "Well, you dare to stop my Xiao Tiantian, you have been fired, go to the personnel department to settle your salary."

Front Desk Uncle Food Stall: I'd better go back and open a seafood food stall. I don't understand your taste...

(six)

When Kong Yan stood in front of the teleportation formation with Cang Li, he was still very nervous, "Go back directly...is it really okay?" After he evolved into a complete peacock, he finished all things and was ready to go with Cang Li Back to the Peacock Ancestral Land.

But, really nervous!

Especially when standing in the teleportation formation outside the territory to the ancestral land of Peacock, I was almost anxious to death.

Cang Li understood how he felt, so he directly grabbed Kong Yan's waist, picked him up, and stepped into the teleportation array with one foot.The teleportation array had recorded Cang Li's aura, and Kong Yan was undoubtedly from the direct line of Kong Xuan, so the two of them were teleported away in the blink of an eye.

Ahhhh I'm not ready yet!Break up without explanation! ——Kong Yan.

(Seven)

When receiving the letter from Cang Li, Kong Xin was almost frightened and opened his screen.He put away the dragon scale, turned around, opened the door, and hurried to the residence of the patriarch Kong Jiu.

On the road, I met Kong Yin who was taking a leisurely walk. The other party stopped him when he saw him in a hurry, "Ah Xin, are you in such a hurry to shed your hair?"

Kong Xin looked at the playful eyes of the other party, and spoke quickly, "The little peacock is coming back." Then he found that the effect was very good, and Kong Yin was stunned.

Kong Xin ignored him and continued to drive towards the patriarch's residence. After a while, Kong Yin caught up with him, "What did you just say? Little peacock? What's wrong with the little peacock?" For 10,000+ years, the peacock clan He never gave birth to other peacock eggs, so when he heard the little peacock, Kongyin knew who it was.

"The little peacock is coming back, you heard me right!"

So there were only two people rushing towards the patriarch's residence.For the first time, they disliked the fact that the ancestral land of the Peacock Clan is so big, and they are not allowed to teleport, it's going to kill them!

After finally arriving at the patriarch's residence, Kong Xin opened the door with a "bang" and walked inside, only to be covered in water vapor all over his face.

"Oh, are you taking a bath?" Looking at the faint presence of people in the misty water vapor, Kong Xin quickly covered his eyes, "See no evil, I understand!" But if he narrowed the gap between his fingers , it is more convincing.

Patriarch Kong Jiu ignored the two impolite people at the door, got up directly from the spring pool, put on a bright red coat, and waved the spring pool away.

Sitting on the jade chair, Kong Jiu reclined, revealing a large fat-like chest, and said in a seductive voice, "Speak, what's the matter?"

Kong Xin rolled his eyes at the other party's monstrous appearance, then took out the dragon scale Cang Li sent and handed it over, "The little dragon of the horned dragon clan sent a letter and said that he brought the little peacock back in a few days."

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, he saw Kong Jiu sitting up straight away, his alluring appearance was completely gone, his thin clothes had fallen below his shoulders, and he didn't care about it, "That little dragon is really Have you found the little peacock?"

"Yes!" The more Kong Xin thought about it, the more excited he became. The fluffy little bird must be too cute!

After getting excited, Kong Jiu fell silent. After a long time, he covered his face with his wide sleeves and said in frustration, "I have not hugged a soft little peacock before, but I was hugged by a little dragon from Qiulong's family. Beep——"

(Eight)

Peacock once asked Cang Li, who are the people in his clan and are they easy to get along with.

Cang Li gave a very specific answer, "Kong Jiu, the patriarch who loves to cry, is extremely beautiful and has amazing destructive power, Kong Xin, the elder who likes all cubs and fluffy uncles, and Kong Yin, the elder who has remained active and mischievous for millions of years. You There are also dozens of tribesmen, but they don't live in the ancestral land for a long time. They basically wander around in various worlds, so they call it, experience life.

Peacocks have always been known for their extremely high combat effectiveness. 10 years ago, because you hadn't hatched, the peacocks were very irritable and would fight at every turn.Known as the 'walking powder magazine'. "

Kong Yan: I feel a little scared, what should I do...

(nine)

When Kong Yan stepped into the ancestral land of peacocks, he was frightened by five towering plane trees.The tree is very thick and very tall, and the neck is broken and I can't see where the top of the tree is.Every sycamore leaf is not a real leaf, but a quietly burning flame, which is amazing.

Between the trees, there are five-color rainbow bridges connecting them, which are full of brilliance.Just as he was admiring the beautiful scenery, he felt three extremely fast auras rushing towards him.Can still hear clear dialogue.

"I will definitely be the first to hug the little peacock, don't grab it!"

"If you're not sure, you're not sure? You're not His Majesty Kong Xuan! I'm going to grab it, and you beat me?"

"I am the patriarch, listen to me, I will hug first!"

"Hehe!" x2

"Speak by strength! Whoever arrives first will hold the baby bird! But I still have to complain, why can't the ancestral land be teleported!"

Then Kong Yan found that their speed was even faster, rushing towards him like three balls of fire.

He stood where he was, forgetting to move for a moment.

However, the three of them stopped at a distance of more than ten or twenty meters away from them. The beautiful man in red in the middle sniffed, "Why do I feel that this breath is strangely familiar? Is it an illusion?"

The man next to him frowned, "I think it's the taste of the father?" The father he said was His Majesty the demon emperor Kong Xuan.

The man on the other side was the neatest, opening his mouth and shouting, "Dad?"

Kong Yan: "..."

(ten)

The final winner is Cang Li.

He hugged Kong Yan in his arms, and then smiled brightly at Kong Jiu and the others, "The three seniors don't need to fight. In order to prevent armed conflict, let's not hug each other."

This is a clear declaration of ownership!

Kong Jiu & Kong Xin & Kong Yin: Hehe!

(eleven)

After staying in the Peacock Ancestral Land, Kong Yan liked this place more and more. The only thing he couldn't accept was the food.

Seeing the wooden plate brought over by Elder Kong Xin, Kong Yan struggled to control his urge to turn around and leave, and smiled, "Grandpa Xin, this is—" Please don't be like I thought!

"Little boy, this is the fire cloud worm that Grandpa Xin took from the plane tree. It's very delicious, very fresh, and rich in nutrition! Would you like to eat some?" Kong Xin looked only 26 years old from the outside. Seven, so it is a bit against harmony to match the eyes full of love.

Kong Yan looked at the one-finger-long, crystal-clear jewel-like strip on the wooden plate, and silently turned his gaze away.

Even if you praise this food to the sky, it is still a worm!

Therefore, in terms of diet, Cang Li still firmly holds the title of "Kong Yan's favorite", which makes the Peacock trio very unwilling.

Kong Yin propped his chin, "Oh, what a trick, that kid from the Qiulong tribe must have thought about it a long time ago, so he is so diligent in learning some cooking skills."

Hearing what he said, Kong Jiu and Kong Xin also lamented together.

And Cang Li, who had a romantic date with Kong Yan under the plane tree, "heard" this conversation, and raised his eyebrows, alas, Yan Yan likes my cooking the most, I am also very helpless!

(twelve)

One day, Kong Xin and Kong Yin were in a daze under the plane tree together, because the days were too boring, which was their normal state.Originally I thought that the little peacock would be back, it would definitely be a lot more interesting, after all, watching the peacock eggs break their shells, teaching the little birds to walk, and brushing the little birds’ feathers are all wonderful things.

However, when the little bird cub came back, he was not only a big peacock, but also had a love object.

unhappy.

So only the two of them are single here in a daze, unable to vent their fatherly love.

At this time, a little fluffy thing came out of Kong Xin's sleeve, and Kong Yin was startled, "You gave birth to a little peacock?"

"..." Kong Xin was silent. In the end, in order not to let the whole clan know that he gave birth to a peacock tomorrow, he still reluctantly explained, "I made a plush toy."

Kong Yin cast a contemptuous look at the old man, "Oh, I'm so sorry for your heart as a lonely old man!" After speaking, he got up and left.

Kong Xin was left holding the plush toy and looking at the fallen leaves, not knowing how to calm his heart.

(thirteen)

One day, on a whim, Kong Yan found the "A Collection of Outstanding Works in the "The Love Story of the Big Green Dragon and the Little Peacock" Essay Contest" that he had asked for from Li Yu.He watched with interest.

Then, the world view was refreshed again, and people were not good.

(fourteen)

【Fox Fairy and Scholar Version】

Scholar Kong Yan went to Beijing to rush for an exam. He passed a dilapidated temple and found someone crying inside. He went in and saw a white fox giving birth.After the white fox gave birth to a child, she died. Before she died, she asked a scholar for help.

Seeing the wrinkled and fluffy little fox chirping, Kong Yan couldn't bear it, so he kept the little white fox by his side to raise. Twenty years later, the little white fox turned into a handsome man, overwhelming the scholar.

Kong Yan frowned, feeling that the development of the plot was wrong, so he continued to turn backwards.

【Ancient Empress Edition】

Emperor Kong Yan married a queen, Empress Cang Li was exceptionally beautiful, dignified and decent, Kong Yan was very satisfied.

On the wedding night, Kong Yan was preparing to spend a good night with the queen, when he discovered something extraordinary on the queen's body.

In a moment of shock, he was accidentally crushed by the queen, and since then the king has not come to court early.

【Fantasy Cultivation Edition】

Yuanying monk Kong Yan accepted a young apprentice named Cang Li at the sect's grand ceremony, brought him back to his residence, and taught him patiently.

Cang Li's understanding is very strong, but at the age of five hundred, he broke into a baby.

Kong Yan promised him that he could ask for a reward.

Cang Li said that he needed to think about it, and Kong Yan agreed.

Three days later, Cang Li entered the master's room in unlined clothes and told Kong Yan, "Master, I want you."

【Modern entertainment circle version】

Because of his handsome appearance, the starlet Cang Li was taken by the rich man Kong Yan and brought to the hotel.

After taking a bath, Kong Yan put on a bathrobe and stroked Cang Li's hard abdominal muscles, "I like it."

Cang Li turned over and pushed Kong Yan down on the bed, fixed his hands on top of his head with one hand, leaned into the other's ear and said, "I will make you like it more."

【Ancient prince version】

Duan Wangye, the younger brother of the emperor's compatriot, loves sensuality and beautiful men.

One day, Kong Yan accidentally got drunk while enjoying the beautiful boy's sword dance in Tingyun Tower.

In the dream, he saw a peerless beauty and asked him, "Am I beautiful?"

Kong Yan obeyed his thoughts, his eyes blurred, "Beauty, the most beautiful person I have ever seen!"

The peerless handsome man asked again, "Then do you want me?"

Kong Yan was emotional, "Yes, of course!"

Upside down phoenix ♂.

In the early morning of the second day, Kong Yan felt weakness in his lower body and severe pain in his buttocks.And the culprit was lying naked beside him with a smile in his eyes.

"Did you feel comfortable last night?"

Kong Yan nodded subconsciously, and then became angry, "How dare you fuck me, do you believe that I cut you off?"

"Letter." The answer was very perfunctory.

After answering, Cang Li narrowed his eyes slightly, put his hand on Kong Yan's buttocks, and squeezed hard, "My lord, from now on, you must remember that if you dare to look at the beauty next to you , it won’t be as easy as last night, huh?”

Kong Yan remembered how he felt in bed last night, and swallowed, "My lord... I, I don't dare to do it again."

"Well, good."

【Jianghu martial arts version】

The hero Kong Yan was wandering around the rivers and lakes. One day, he met a handsome monk in a Buddhist temple who asked him to draw a lottery in a lottery holder.

Kong Yan took out one, and the monk unwrapped the lottery and said, it was to say that the benefactor said that the red luan star is moving today, and there is a happy event coming.Kong Yan didn't believe it, because he had never been popular with women.

That night, there was a thunderstorm, and a monk knocked on his door.

The monk said, my name is Cang Li. In order to make the signature come true, the poor monk came here to let the benefactor Hongluan move.

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After flipping through the content, Kong Yan found that almost all the endings were similar, he was overwhelmed, overwhelmed, overwhelmed.

Closing the book with a snap, Kong Yan decided not to read this book again.