i'm not human

(One)

After the group fight in the capital, Lord Dragon paid out of his own pocket to invite everyone to eat, drink and sing. Everyone was very happy and asked for a drink.Because her little peacock has evolved into a perfect body, Cang Li is also very happy, so with a big wave of his hand, he asks Li Yu and Shen Ren to bring all the wine from his office, and let everyone drink together and be happy together.

Hearing that Lord Dragon is so generous, everyone raised their arms and cheered.

After a while, the wine jars were moved over, one jar after another, and the pile was as high as a hill.But since they are monsters, the amount of alcohol they have cultivated for thousands of years is not for bragging, so they started drinking one by one.

However, they underestimated the power of this wine.Before I finished drinking half of the jar, they all fell to the ground.

Looking at the monsters all over the floor, Cang Li silently took a panoramic photo, developed it after preparation, framed it, and hung it at the gate of the Shanhai General Affairs Building.

(two)

After the group fight ended, the Shanhai Group was in a state of rage.

Zhao Yiren, who hadn't abdicated for the time being, took the heads of various branches and began to discuss with the human side "whether or not to let all human beings know about the existence of monsters".The opinions of high-level human beings have always been inconsistent. Some say it is better not to know, which will reduce many, many problems, and some say that it is better to let human beings know.

In the end, a result was not discussed.

The branch directors of the Shanhai Group almost slapped the table, shouted, and stretched their feet to argue, but in order to maintain their demeanor, they all maintained a well-dressed appearance with a human face and a beast heart.

After returning to the General Affairs Building, Zhao Yiren made an internal vote of the Shanhai Group based on this question.

As a result, 90.00% of the monsters chose "keep the mystery secret", [-]% of the monsters abstained, and only [-]% of the monsters chose "still let humans know about our existence".

There are still a lot of comments under the voting post, probably, "The state used to be pretty good." "Although we are neighbors who live in the mountains and seas with humans, neighbors also need **." "If my neighbor is immortal and beautiful If Hua still has money, I will really be psychologically unbalanced and blacken the newspaper!"

To be cautious, in the next few days, the Shanhai Group consulted the monsters on the largest scale, and even the little monsters in the crevices of the primeval forest stones were found by the paper cranes of the Shanhai Group.

After summarizing, it was found that the results remained the same, and 80.00% of the monsters chose "not to be public".

In the end, Zhao Yiren chose to respect the opinions of the majority of monsters.On the second day after the statistics were completed, the documents were handed in, which elaborated on the handling opinions and methods.

Reach an agreement.

At zero o'clock that night, the enchantment of the Mountain and Sea Bright Light Realm slowly lit up, and countless characters emerged, connected, combined, and finally disappeared.

The monsters poked their heads out one after another, watching the barrier adjustment.There are regrets, but more of peace of mind.

They know that when the sun rises the next day, due to the influence of the enchantment power, most human beings will forget the existence of monsters and what happened during this period, everything related to this incident, monsters, demons, etc. Relevant text records, data, etc. will also disappear.

Monsters will still fight against heavenly demons, live in peace with humans, and guard the mountains and seas of light.But some truths still need to be hidden.

(three)

Time: Cang Li and Kong Yan have left this world.

On the Shanhai Group's internal forum, a post suddenly appeared, and it was quickly pushed to the top of the homepage, and the number of hits continued to increase.

Just because the title is very eye-catching, it is called, "The Seventh Group of Mountains and Seas has closed down, and the Dragon King has run away with the little peacock!" ! ! "

This title can be said to be deafening and shocking, so all the monsters of the Shanhai Group, who are idle and have nothing to do, clicked in one after another.

Ever since the Great Demon King Shitian was dragged back to the Dark Realm of Mountains and Seas by Peacock to beat them up, they became more and more bored.

"Because of the evil and ruthless leader of the Seventh Group, Da Qinglong, after running away with his little lover Peacock, the Seventh Group was unable to make ends meet and was facing a situation where they could not afford to eat. Therefore, the war boots treasured by the Dragon Lord for thousands of years were specially selected. Take it out and sell it at a super low price! The shoes that originally cost 60 or 600 million are now only 9999, only 9999! The quantity is limited, first come, first served! Hurry up if you want to buy!"

It was followed by a message, "If you buy more than ten pairs, you will get a free autograph from Mr. Peacock!"

Finding that the comments had exceeded [-], and the orders had already exceeded a thousand, Li Yu lay down on the sofa, as if he had seen high-grade fish food floating over his head. "Hey hey~" He couldn't help laughing silently.

Shen Ren passed by him yawning, and heard his smirk, a little strange, "Silly fish, what novel did you read to laugh so happily?"

Because I'm in a good mood, I don't care about the title of "stupid fish". After all, if it is understood as "shark", it is still strange.Li Yu sat up, poked Shen Ren, and lowered his voice, "Let me tell you, I'm doing big business! Our seven teams will soon have enough to eat and drink!"

Shen Ren suddenly had a bad feeling, "What are you doing?"

Li Yu handed him the phone to look at, and pointed to the sparkling title, "Didn't you say during the fight before that the price of the boss's shoes must be more expensive? I found out that it's true, 9999 people buy it! "I belatedly realized that Shen Ren's eyes were wrong, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Shen Ren raised his forehead, "Didn't you go to see it? When the boss left, he took all the shoes, clothes, hats, trousers, and even the socks with holes."

"There is nothing left?" Li Yumu asked blankly, a little unable to accept the reality.

"There's nothing left." Shen Ren was sure, and then gave a reliable suggestion, "Should we go out and hide? Otherwise, I think you will be rushed into the house by disappointed buyers and run over to death."

Li Yu felt that he needed to mourn the hardships of life.

(four)

Since Li Yu couldn't deliver the goods, the fans of the Shanhai Group exploded.They rushed to the door of the office of the Shanhai Seventh Group to protest and demonstrate.Li Yu had no choice but to go out with Shen Ren and the others to avoid the limelight.

In the end, Nanhai was selected, and Li Yu was responsible for all the expenses of food, clothing, housing and transportation.

Before boarding the plane, Li Yu looked at the little boy Mu Dianmo was leading, and his sunglasses fell off in fright, "Old Maobi, when did you have a baby? No, when did you find a baby?" He looked at the little boy's eyes and nose, and praised him sincerely, "It's so cute!"

But before he extended his friendly hand, he was stared at by the little boy many times, "Who are you calling the old brush? My Momo is young and handsome, handsome and wealthy, well-educated..." A thousand words are omitted below, and finally he expresses The main idea was revealed, "Besides, Mo Mo won't find someone else to have a baby!" After finishing speaking decisively, the little boy blushed again, "If he wants to have a baby, he will have a baby with me!"

After hearing such a long series of words, Li Yu suddenly realized, "Oh~ you are a little book! You turned into a human form, why are you so short?" Comparing to the little boy whose thighs were no bigger than his own, Li Yu exaggeratedly said laughed.

At this moment, Mu Dianmo came back with the boarding pass.As soon as Xiao Shu saw Mu Dianmo, he burst into tears, choked up and said, "Mo Mo, Uncle Li Yu said that you are going to have a baby with someone else!"

Mu Dianmo glanced at Li Yu, kissed Xiaoshu's tender face, "Don't pay attention to him, he can only be happy for a few hours." IQ is still at the bottom, and it is not easy.

However, I can no longer let Xiaoshu watch TV dramas. It is better not to have this kind of supernatural acting that tears come as soon as you say it.

Li Yu: "?" Why, I feel very uneasy?

After getting off the plane, the sea breeze from Sia City was blowing in front of him, Li Yu wanted to jump up and down a few times to express his joy.At this time, he heard someone calling his name, turned his head subconsciously, and saw a man standing not far away, with a very stiff and distorted smile on his paralyzed face.

Li Yu blinked in confusion, "Hey, Jiuqing?"

Suddenly feel a little chilly?

Must be an illusion!

(Fives)

Time: Many years after the group fight incident ended.

Location: Qinling.

Hu San opened his eyes, feeling strange all over his body, as if his joints were crackling and his muscles were sore because of the wrong sleeping position the night before.He sat up, rubbed himself, wait, what is this?Looking at the wide and big palm in front of him, with a lot of hair on it, he was shocked.

Where is my cute paw?

He jumped down to the ground suddenly, and fell to the ground because his legs were weak.He found it difficult to turn over, so he just sat on the ground and made a face mirror to come out.

Then there was a terrified howl from inside the room.

Lu Shen, who was sitting in the yard drinking tea, was taken aback, and the takin who was approving official documents next to him also dropped his pen, and the two of them ran into the room tacitly.

Lu Shen opened the door, but before he could stand still, he was hit by Hu San, who rushed towards him like a cannonball, and took two steps back before he managed to stabilize his balance.

"Wooooooooow, Grandpa Lu!" Without saying a word, Hu San opened his mouth and began to howl, which can be said to be so loud.

Lu Shen was also stunned, "Hu San, what's wrong with you?"

In the end, I don’t know what the point of this sentence is, Hu San didn’t cry anymore, and looked at Lu Shen accusingly with tears in his eyes, “Grandpa Lu doesn’t like me anymore, you don’t call me little tiger anymore "Speaking of sadness, he hugged Lu Shen and began to cry, and the tears soaked Lu Shen's shoulders within a short while.

Looking at each other with the takin, both of them obviously noticed that something was wrong with Hu San.

"My lord, do you still know who I am?" Takin asked nervously.As a result, Hu San didn't respond at all, and he didn't know who the takin was talking to.

"Huzi, do you still know him?" Lu Shen patted Hu San on the shoulder.

Hu San stood up straight, glanced at the takin with tears in his eyes, shook his head, turned back and looked at Lu Shen again, "Grandpa Lu, you don't want me anymore, do you want to give me to this ugly monster?"

"..." The takin was silent, who did I provoke?

Lu Shen was silent for a while, and asked a crucial question, "Are you a little tiger or a big tiger?"

Hu San blinked, "Of course I'm a little tiger." He gestured a short distance before emphasizing, "It's so small, it's the cutest!"

Thinking of that cute little tiger who rolled and acted coquettishly in his arms back then, looking at the man in front of him with a strong physique but tears in his eyes, Lu Shen was a little bit, Yu Zu.

(six)

Through the publicity of a bird parked on the tree next to the wooden house, within half an hour, the entire Qinling Mountains knew that the tiger king had woken up, and at the same time, everyone knew that the tiger king fell asleep and firmly believed that he was still a tiger cub.

As a result, the monsters in Qinling boiled.

"Little Huzi, can uncle take you to play?" After being disturbed a hundred and eighty times in an hour, Hu San was very irritable.He was washing his feet by the stream, because Lu Shen disliked him for being in a coma for so many years, and he was so dirty, so Hu San quickly ran to the water's edge, ready to wash his feet well, and then let Grandpa Lu hug him and rub him.

So he was very unhappy about these strange uncles and aunts who came to him.

The hedgehog and bamboo mouse hiding in the bushes looked at each other, "Didn't the king sleep stupidly? Why do you feel like you are smarter?"

Lu Shen, who was passing by, paused - so in the eyes of these younger brothers, how stupid was the former Hu San?

Just as he was restless, Hu San suddenly heard the sound of footsteps that he remembered well. When he looked to the side, he happened to see Lu Shen in Tsing Yi, walking slowly along the path in the mountain forest.Hu San's eyes lit up, he stood up "bass", and rushed to Lu Shen, "Grandpa Lu, are you here to look for me?" His eyes were bright, and he looked at Lu Shen expectantly.

Lu Shen paused for a moment, then finally raised his hand and patted Hu San's head, "Well, after washing for so long, let's go back."

After the people left, a large group of monsters who were ambushing around the creek all stood up, regardless of the fallen leaves, branches and wild flowers hanging on their bodies, and looked at each other, "Do you think Grandpa Lu has discovered our plan?"

"Probably not. If Grandpa Lu knew that we wanted to trick the king into singing on the top of Taibai Mountain without clothes, he would be angry, right?" The macaw had just finished speaking when he suddenly noticed that the surrounding friends were all quiet. It's a little strange, hey, what's the matter?

At this time, he heard Lu Shenqing's faint voice coming from behind him, "Well, I know now, thank you for letting me know."

As if the slow motion button had been pressed, the macaw turned his head slowly, and saw Grandpa Lu holding the king who looked like a little wife standing behind him.

Oh, it's over!

(Seven)

At night, Lu Shen came back from his mountain patrol, his body covered in dew.He pushed open the door of the wooden house, and found something was wrong—there was someone in the house.I already knew who it was in my heart, and was about to speak, but the other party couldn't help it.

"Grandpa Lu." The voice was buzzing, as if it was under a quilt.

Lu Shen didn't answer, subconsciously thinking, did Hu San take a shower today.

As if he knew what Lu Shen was thinking, Hu San's voice came out immediately, "Hu Zi took a bath, one, two, three... seven... five... ah, many times anyway."

"..." The counting made Lu Shen very worried.

Finding that Lu Shen still hadn't come in at the door, Hu San sat up and lifted the quilt covering his head, "Grandpa Lu, what's the matter with you?" He patted the bed, "Grandpa Lu, I know you are afraid of the dark, That's why I came to sleep with you." After speaking, she smirked twice.

"..." For your stupidity's sake, I won't expose you.

Walking to the bed, I saw Hu San sitting with his arms around the quilt, with pure eyes and a strong figure.But strangely, Lu Shen silently felt a little cute.

My aesthetic is definitely broken.

Hu San noticed that Lu Shen was coming, so he moved inside very excitedly, "Grandpa Lu, sleep together!"

Lu Shen hesitated for half a second before sitting on the bed.

Since it was you who gave the invitation yourself, then I will be disrespectful.

(Eight)

During the years when Hu San was in a coma, great changes took place in Qinling.

First of all, in the southeast direction, several mountains were occupied by rabbits. The hares exploded with unprecedented strength, as if they turned the sadness caused by the king's coma into motivation, and devoted all of them to the great cause of having children.

So when Hu San woke up, all the monsters in the southeast corner breathed a sigh of relief—the rabbit finally had no reason to regenerate!

However, they are too naive.

Because the king finally woke up, the rabbit monsters were very happy, so the birth rate was even higher.

The brown bear, who was squeezed out of its territory by the rabbit, squatted under the tree aggrieved, and sighed sadly, "I finally know that whether the king wakes up is an excuse, and the meaning of the big rabbit giving birth to a small rabbit is the mystery."

Because, after all, the rabbit demon is a fighting race like "Wow, the sun is out, so happy, let's have a litter of little rabbits!"

(nine)

Time: After Cang Li and Kong Yan left this world.

Location: South China Sea.

Li Yu and the others, together with Jiuqing, are going to go out to sea on a yacht.Yes, since the boss left, the remaining assets were directly confiscated.Li Yu became a billionaire when he was completely unprepared, which was a bit like a dream.

Li Yu changed into shorts and lay down to bask in the sun, being blown by the sea breeze so comfortably.Jiuqing was lying on his right side, wearing a pair of big sunglasses, and his gray hair was crisp and clean. Although his face seemed to be blocked, at first glance, he still felt that this person must be good-looking.

Jiu Qing took off his sunglasses, stared at the sky and meditated for half a minute, then tilted his head and hooked his hands towards Li Yu, motioning him to come closer.

Li Yu was puzzled—is there anything to whisper?Feeling very excited!

After leaning over, I heard Jiuqing's voice, "Come here, let's talk."

"Talk about what?"

"fall in love."

(ten)

Thus, Li Yu began to talk about love for no reason.But he obviously hasn't adapted to his identity yet.

At night, when several people were chatting on the deck, Qin Zheng suddenly said, "There are sharks coming up." After a while, two sharks boarded the boat.One looked slightly older, with a mature air.The other one looks like a girl, with lively eyebrows and eyes.

After boarding the boat, the two mermen saluted, "Lord Jiuqing." Jiuqing nodded, and then led the people to the other side of the boat, obviously to discuss things.

"Mountains and seas are my home" discussion group

I am a fish basking in the moon: "Is this the plot of '20 years ago you and I had a one-night stand, and 20 years later I brought your daughter to you, but I didn't expect you to have a new love'?"

I am ginseng: "Upstairs pills."

I'm a pen: "There must be pills upstairs."

I am a book: "Mo Mo is right!"

The name of the sword is not broken: "Yes."

Goodbye Li Yu, already a few days later.He appeared at the bow of the boat with trembling legs, turned around to look at Jiuqing who was following, and said cryingly, "If you make me cry again, I will jump down and die for you!"

"Mountains and seas are my home" discussion group:

I am a participant: "...how about IQ?"

I am a pen: "+1"

Unbreakable sword name: "+2"

I am a book: "+3"

Later he was made to cry in the sea.

(eleven)

Shanhai group internal forum.

1L Landlord

Let's discuss, who do you think will go up and down between Lord Dragon and Lord Peacock?

2L long-term collection Dragon Lord boots

Still need to discuss?With such an obvious question, whoever is wrong is blind. PS: Does anyone have Dragon Lord's boots for sale?High price!

3L5000 single

The landlord’s heart is terrible, how can we who have been single for 5000 years live? ps: The boots of the Dragon Lord are also collected, and the recycling price is one yuan more than the one above.

4L passerby

But Master Peacock is still very powerful to hang and beat the Great Demon King!Is it possible to counterattack?Imagine the picture, very touching!

5L Sit up and move by yourself

Such as user name, the picture can be imagined by itself.Master Peacock must have been in the position of the Dragon Lord's boots.

6L long-term collection Dragon Lord boots

Upstairs?Transfer or not?How much is the quotation?Interview?

7L Landlord

Don't go wrong.

8L The Dragon Lord is here, are you afraid?

Well, he's on top, often.

9L Wanshan Bird Flying Absolutely

Break up friendship for 1 years!