My old man has a bad temper

Rubbing sleepy eyes: "What...how...what's wrong?"

"Don't sleep, don't sleep, Mr. Gong will come to check in a while!"

Amao obviously didn't wake up, so he squeezed out a smirk: "Oh... you said my husband..."

Fortunately, the colleague didn't hear the word "I", but he was still scared to death by Amao: This Amao is really sleepy, ask the whole company who dares to call Mr. Gong like that?Old Gong, it's fine to call the name Gong Papi in private, or else the boss will kill you if he hears about it.

Colleagues don't dare to get close to Amao anymore, for fear that they will sit together by accident.

Don't tell me, Rhubarb was worried. He came to the office around noon and saw Ah Mao drowsy.

Rhubarb's face turned black immediately, and the colleague beside him kicked Amao quickly, and Amao let out a low cry of pain.

Rhubarb's face turned even darker, and the colleagues next to him didn't dare to move at all.

Da Huang coughed and knocked on Mao's desk: "You, come to the office for me."

Amao rubbed his eyes and obediently followed.

The colleagues around breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time began to feel sorry for the unlucky boy Amao.

"Sigh, poor little Mao, was caught by our palace chief again."

Xiao Mao, who was caught by President Gong, yawned as soon as the door was closed, and President Gong immediately yelled to wake him up: "Didn't I tell you not to sleep in the office, did you know that you would catch a cold?"

The people outside the door only heard Mr. Gong roaring inside the door, and they were so frightened that they immediately retracted their heads and hurried to work without daring to lift their heads.

Amao rubbed his eyes and smirked at Rhubarb: "You came to find me."

"Find a P!" Rhubarb took out the lunch box, "Hurry up and eat. After you eat, you can take a break in my office during your lunch break. Don't get sleepy in the afternoon."

"Okay." Amao leaned over and handed the chopsticks to Rhubarb with a smile, "You eat too."

Da Huang rolled his eyes, and his voice immediately became quieter: "I've told you so many times, why don't you have a long memory? It's so cold on the table and you lie there and sleep? Are you proud of making yourself sick?"

Amao stuffed a chopstick dish for Rhubarb: "Eat it, don't get angry."

Rhubarb shut his mouth immediately, and slowly chewed the food that Amao had picked up for himself: "Damn, I put less salt."

"I think it's delicious." Amao smiled, "You have too much mouth."

"I have a heavy mouth, otherwise I wouldn't like you." Da Huang sighed, "Eat slowly, don't choke."

To be honest, Rhubarb really didn't like Amao because of his strong mouth, at least when Amao was 17 years old, people with heavy tastes definitely couldn't fall in love with him.

At that time, Amao was still a hard-working high school student, and because of the pressure of the college entrance examination, he was so skinny that he was out of shape. Rhubarb thought so, but in fact it was only a little lower than the national average.

Rhubarb was also a young man who had just entered society at that time, his temper was not much better than now, he kept wrinkling his face all day long, staring at whomever he caught, which made his mother upset: what a handsome young man, wrinkling his face all day long, There are two pits between the brows, how do you think you can find a daughter-in-law?Not to mention the daughter-in-law, even if you don't even see your son bringing your son home, can this be frigidity?

Gong Ma couldn't sit still anymore, she decided to save her son immediately, it just so happened that there was a neighbor downstairs who seemed to be in the matchmaking business, so Gong Ma immediately signed up for her son.

Yes, the downstairs neighbor is Mama Mao.

When Rhubarb found out about this, he immediately became furious. He took his mother downstairs, apologized and explained to Aunt Mao: I am too busy, and my career is on the rise, so I don’t want to find a partner...

Just at this time, Amao came back, and when he saw the guests at home, he immediately smiled: "Hello, auntie, hello brother."

Rhubarb's eyes immediately stuck to Amao's small body, and he couldn't take them off no matter how hard he tried.

How could Gong Ma fail to see her son's careful thinking, she went back to toss and turn all night, and carried a bunch of things downstairs the next day, crying and saying I'm sorry Mao Ma, but she couldn't do anything about her son's happiness .

Mama Mao was at a loss: Isn't it because you don't have a blind date here?Why are you still crying?

Later, when Mao's mother was graduating from university, she saw Rhubarb holding her son's hand, and then she wanted to understand the key, but everything was wrong.

It was already too late, and I only regretted that I didn't understand it at the time, so I accepted the gift from the palace mother in a muddleheaded manner, and sold my son so cheaply.

However, on the other hand, the palace mother is also puzzled. She has been with the downstairs neighbor for more than ten years. The two children have been fine for so long without looking up and down.

Then one day Gong Ma really went to ask her son, who knew that his son stared at him: "I'm not a fucking pedophile."

It seems to be very reasonable.

Seeing that the lunch break was about to end, Da Huang looked at his watch, got up and shook it, and it was the sweet Amao who was sleeping on the sofa: "Get up."

Amao turned around in a daze, blinked and saw that it was Rhubarb, and immediately smiled: "Husband."

Rhubarb's face turned red, and he stood there in a daze for a long time, and cursed secretly: "Damn it, you don't bark on the bed at night, you have to call it here... Wake up, wake up, are you still sleeping at night?" Already!"

Amao rubbed his head and sat up: "That depends on whether you let me sleep or not."

Rhubarb was speechless, so he turned around and poured a glass of water for Amao: "Drink this glass of water and be more energetic."

Amao took it obediently, and showed his white teeth to Rhubarb: "Why did you quarrel with Aunt Liu this morning?"

"Why the hell did you remember asking now." Da Huang rolled his eyes at A Mao, "If you have anything to ask, drink up the water quickly."

"If you don't drink water, it won't taste good."

"Pretentious! How can this person not drink water for a day!" Da Huang stared, "Do you want to drink it or not!"

"Then tell me first what did you argue with Aunt Liu in the morning?"

Rhubarb was defeated: "It's all trivial, you drink the water first."

"Oh." Amao took a sip of water slowly, "Don't get angry with Aunt Liu...Aunt Liu is getting old..."

"Is she old? That's relying on the old to sell the old!" Da Huang curled his mouth, "I wanted to say it a long time ago, and you weren't angry when she treated you like that before?"

"What's the matter... don't you just ask me to throw a trash..."

"Is there anyone who throws their own garbage at someone else's door? Did you ask you to help throw out the garbage?" Rhubarb became angry when he thought of this, he stretched out his hand and pinched Ah Mao's face fiercely, "I didn't Did you tell me if you were wronged? Listen to everything

Into the dog's stomach?What the hell are you thinking about every day? "

"I feel wronged..."

"Say!"

"I'm not thirsty, I don't want to drink water..."

"Fuck you!" Rhubarb said angrily, "I have to move anyway, Aunt Liu is a bully, you act like a fucking idiot every day, you don't talk when people bully you, what am I doing? rest assured."

"Okay." Amao lowered his eyes, "I said Brother Rhubarb..."

"Call me Rhubarb!" Rhubarb can't hear people calling him this nickname that no one knows, "You call your husband a dog, your mother knows

Do you? "

"Hey... Brother Dahuang..."

"Still shouting!" Da Huang was short of breath, but he had nothing to do with this person, so he had to bite the mouth of this nonsense in a fit of anger, "Why the hell did I provoke you, little ancestor."

The little ancestor, Amao, smiled and didn't care about the bite of Rhubarb on his mouth.

Only the next day, the company spread the word: Mr. Gong called Comrade Xiao Mao into the office and scolded him all afternoon. Not only did Xiao Mao's face turn red, poor Xiao Mao was so wronged that he bit his own lip.

Alas, Mr. Gong... Alas.

Rhubarb is Gong Zheng's nickname, and it is one of the dark histories that Gong Zheng doesn't want to be mentioned.

Gong's mother recalled that when Gong Zheng was born, there was a strand of lanugo on his head, probably because it was relatively rare, and the sun shone golden, like yellow hair, so she blurted out without thinking: "Rhubarb!"

From then on, Rhubarb became Gong Zheng's childhood name that accompanied him all his life.

Originally, Rhubarb was committed to making this nickname rotten in the stomachs of his family, but he preferred to die so that Amao heard.

In fact, I can’t blame Amao. Originally, although the two lived together for so long without knowing it, they were upstairs and downstairs, neighbors and neighbors, so it was reasonable to hear something by accident.What's more, this incident was really an accident. That year, Amao was twelve years old. He didn't bring a key, and there was no one at home, so he had to hide in the corridor and memorize the text. It happened that the 20-year-old Da Huang hurried down from upstairs and forgot to bring his bag. His mother chased it out with her bag, and shouted anxiously: "Rhubarb! Your bag!"

Amao glanced up, didn't remember the face of the brother upstairs, but remembered his name: Dahuang, hehehe, he really looks like a dog.

As for how Amao later remembered that this brother was called Dahuang and continued to call him like this, it was another dark history of Dahuang.

At that time, Rhubarb had been a stalker for some time, but being a stalker all the time was not a problem, after all, Amao didn't notice the existence of such a fanatical pursuer at all.

So Da Huang squatted at the gate of his school for a long time that day, just to create a chance encounter: I had already thought about the scene of the chance encounter, first let my best friend push Ah Mao while there were too many people, and then pretended to go to help him, and pretended to be deep after helping him : "Little classmate, be careful when walking." Then he pretended to be enthusiastic: "Aren't you the one downstairs from my house? It just so happens that I'm going home, so I'll give you a ride."

Both Rhubarb and his buddies felt the plan was perfect.

However, in fact, when it was implemented, because there were too many people, the buddies