The Alien Life of Earth Bully Luigi

Russell didn't shave Lu Ji's hair, and didn't even touch Lu Ji's ass at all. The sharp knife tip was at least a few centimeters away from the white hair on Lu Ji's butt.It stared in bewilderment, and when it came to its senses, it immediately jumped off the table and got under the bed, no matter how much Russell called, it refused to come out.

No one knew that Lu Ji was so ashamed that she shed a few tears.I am ashamed that I pissed on myself for the second time in front of Russell, and I am deeply saddened by my involuntary involuntary, why not just let it be a grade-retaining dog in peace, what kind of nosy meddling pervert ?

Lu Ji bit his left paw bitterly, for fear that he would cry even more embarrassingly.

At night, when Russell fell asleep, Lu Ji sneaked out from under the bed. The hair under his eyes was not fluffy, and the astringent feeling was uncomfortable. He took a bath lazily, and his hair was not dried. He ran back to the room, rolled several times on Russell's blanket, and wiped the blanket with water.

Lu Ji was still puzzled, and raised his legs again to urinate on the blanket. Just thinking about the blanket that Russell would urinate on in the future, he would feel refreshed.It's a pity that it didn't drink much water, and it took a long time to urinate intermittently on the blanket. It quickly jumped away and returned to its own bed with its head held high.

Russell had already fallen asleep, and he looked preoccupied in his sleep. His handsome brows were slightly frowned, and his hair was scattered messily, covering one eye, while the other eye was illuminated by the light, with long eyelashes Casts long and narrow shadows, inexplicably soft.

Lu Ji didn't know why, but suddenly thought of the way he kissed himself.

After that day, Lu Ji and Russell’s way of getting along changed unknowingly. Russell treated Lu Ji better and gave him all kinds of rare and precious food. Taking it to travel to other planets, Lu Ji was afraid that Russell would ask it for money, so he solemnly said: I will not give money.

Russell is aware of its poverty, and also knows that it won't be told by others, so it doesn't expose its scars. The two eat, eat and play together, and Lu Ji's progress is actually very fast.

Lu Ji recently dyed his hair fiery red. Russell walked around the campus holding it like a small ball of fire, and he kept turning heads.

When Luji went to see De Rossi, De Rossi was being tortured by the modern interstellar history of Star Tata and his eyes were dizzy. Seeing Lu Ji as a savior, "Lu Ji, tell me how Russell reviewed it. !"

Lu Ji has almost finished reviewing this class. Hearing this, he was proud in his heart, with a nonchalant expression on his face: "What's the problem? Just ask me. Why do you ask that pervert Russell? He understands." What?"

In fact, Lu Ji's review method was taught by Russell.

De Rossi had a deep understanding of Lu Ji's urination, and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, he is a pervert, he doesn't understand anything."

Lu Ji suddenly glared at him again: "Who told you to scold him!" Although he scolded Russell as a pervert all day long, for some reason, when he heard De Rossi say that about Russell, he suddenly felt very Harsh.

De Rossi was about to collapse: "You and Russell are my uncles, please, teach me how to review modern interstellar history, time is running out!"

Lu Ji forced De Rossi to scold him for being a pervert ten times before teaching De Rossi.When teaching De Rossi, he experienced an unprecedented sense of satisfaction, a sense of superiority over his younger brother in terms of IQ, and his self-inflated self made him want to laugh up to the sky.

I didn't expect being a top student to feel so good, Lu Ji thought secretly.

"Student Master" Lu Ji flew at low altitude in the final exam and failed to fail. He was so happy that he was going crazy, and he felt that he was much better than Russell, who was close to full marks. Didn't spend too much time reviewing, otherwise No.1 still has your share?"

Russell smiled and agreed: "Yes, your IQ is the highest in the universe, as long as you are willing to study hard, you will have no problem surpassing me."

Lu Ji looked pale, and raised his head reservedly.

Russell changed the subject: "But... when will you be able to learn the metamorphosis that elementary school students will know?"

Lu Ji pounced on him with a paw, which just scratched the bridge of Russell's nose, which was very eye-catching. When the students saw Russell, they patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, saying that they envied him for finding such a beautiful partner, but now they want to Think, ordinary is blessing.

Russell was quite calm and did not explain his relationship with Lu Ji.

It wasn't until De Rossi couldn't help asking Lu Ji that Lu Ji knew that he and Russell had always been a sweet cohabitation couple in the eyes of others. Russell was rich, beautiful and talented, and Lu Ji was beautiful and self-willed. A model of falling in love and killing each other, every quarrel and reconciliation is talked about.

Lu Ji pointed his paw at himself with great difficulty, and said in disbelief, "Can such a stinky pervert like Russell be worthy of me?"

De Rossi: "..."

De Rossi said against his will: "Yes, how can he be worthy of you?"

Lu Ji couldn't hear this obvious compliment. He frowned, and before he could feel it, De Rossi wentssiped again, "So you're not together? Everyone says you're in a relationship. He also said that Russell is very kind to you, but I actually think Russell is very kind to you."

De Rossi's words made Lu Ji feel a little sweet in his heart, and he snorted to hide his strangeness, "I'm so nice, Russell should be nice to me."

De Rossi said, "So does Russell like you?"

Lu Ji slapped him uncomfortably: "What do you like or not? I'm a man! Russell is my younger brother, and we have a pure superior-subordinate relationship!"

Lu Ji dyed his hair red, and he was so beautiful. He admired his appearance in the mirror crazily, and asked De Rossi for advice from time to time.

"Is the color on my ear not evenly dyed?"

Without waiting for De Rossi's answer, it said to itself again: "It should be a problem with the lighting. This hair is so perfectly dyed, that store should invite me to be their spokesperson."

De Rossi said honestly: "I still like your original color."

Lu Ji rolled his eyes, wondering for a moment whether he should be angry with De Rossi, after all, what he said was that he used to look better than now, and he was also praising himself.In the end, Lu Ji folded one of them, got a little angry, and blackmailed three small cakes with De Rossi.

There was more than a month's vacation after the final exam. De Rossi went back to his home on Planet R for vacation, and invited "big brother" Luji to his house as a guest, saying that he would treat him with delicious food and drinks; Russell also invited Luji He went to his home, his birthday was coming, and he was going to hold a birthday party. Lu Ji was the only classmate he had a good relationship with, so he invited Lu Ji to go home with him after the holiday.

Lu Ji asked De Rossi, if he came to his house as a guest, what would his house entertain him, Lu Ji asked De Rossi to make a list of those items, forced De Rossi to buy all the items on the list, and brought I went to Russell's house, and the euphemism was: Live up to De Rossi's heart.