The Alien Life of Earth Bully Luigi

Russell couldn't help kissing Luigi for a while, and regretted it green in the gut, because Luigi's little bastard blackmailed him for a small spaceship cake, and said that he had already given him a discount.

Russell thought he was sick and refused to answer, but Lu Ji chased him closely.The night before leaving Benoy Star, Russell was swimming in a natural lake naked, and Lu Ji squatted on the bank and chattered to him for a small cake.

"You pervert, are you shameless? Do you know how much mental damage you caused me by kissing me? You must compensate me for the mental damage!"

Russell said indifferently: "If you don't pay, what can you do?"

Lu Ji was so angry that he grabbed the mud on the edge of the lake and threw it at Russell. Russell sank into the lake nimbly without being touched by the mud.

Lu Ji murmured, "Where are people?"

Before he finished speaking, he was violently dragged into the lake by Russell. Lu Ji couldn't swim, and immediately screamed like a pig, and climbed up Russell's body like climbing a tree. His feet tangled his hands and feet, and he couldn't move in the water, making him very embarrassed.

Lu Ji kept pulling his hair, which made him unbearable: "Lu Jiji!"

Lu Ji turned a deaf ear and was still tugging at his hair. Russell suspected that he was going to be bald, so he tore Lu Ji off his body and threw him into the water. Desperately shouting Russell's name.

Russell swam close and grabbed him, "Are you still asking me for a small cake?"

The beast was in the middle of the water, so he had to lower his head. Lu Ji swallowed his anger and did not look at Russell, coughing softly, probably because he choked on the water.

Russell made a gesture to let go, but Lu Ji immediately grabbed Russell and said angrily, "If you don't want it, then you don't want it!"

Russell still let go, Lu Ji drank a few more sips of water, and immediately became furious, calling Russell a treacherous villain, a ruthless hypocrite, a stinky pervert who talked like a fart, and even after choking on the water, Russell let go of his hand. to scold persistently...

Russell waited for his face to turn red before pulling him mercifully. Russell pulled him to the shore and let him lie on the rocks. Lu Ji turned around and spat water on Russell's face.Russell wiped his face expressionlessly, and said lightly: "I drank all your saliva, why are you still afraid that you will spit on me? If you spit again, spit to your heart's content."

Russell spoke calmly, his face was almost dripping with gloom, Lu Ji didn't dare to provoke him anymore, he snorted dryly and turned his head away.

Russell waited for Luji to rest, and dragged Luji into the water again. Before Luji could yell, he began to teach Luji how to swim. Can't learn, crying and scolding Russell for being a pervert.

Lu Ji finally learned to swim, thumped in the lake until he was exhausted, and was finally carried back to his residence by Russell.

Lu Ji wanted to go to bed without taking a shower, and Russell carried him to the bathroom, washed him carelessly and threw him on the bed, without any clothes on, and fell asleep grunting while drying his butt.

Russell looked at him and sighed helplessly.Lu Ji annoyed Russell from time to time when he was awake, but now that he was asleep, the room was quiet, and Russell felt a little lonely again.

Russell took a soft blanket to cover Lu Ji, and squeezed his round buttocks, thinking to himself, fortunately he fell asleep, if he was awake, anyone who dared to make noise and dare to be naked Ass, Russell wasn't even sure he could let him go.

Before going to bed, Russell received a video message from a beautiful and elegant woman, who said: "Good evening, Russell, I heard that you and your roommate are playing at Benoy Planet. How do you feel?"

Russell said, "I feel pretty good, what do you want me to do, mother?"

The woman smiled and said: "Is it possible that I can't find you if I have nothing to do?"

Russell said helplessly, "You know that's not what I meant."

The woman smiled slyly and said, "Your birthday is coming soon. Your father and I have decided to hold a party for you to celebrate. There will be some young and beautiful ladies there. Tell me secretly which one you like."

Russell glanced back at the sleeping Lu Ji, and said to her amusedly, "Mother, are you testing me?"

The woman smiled quite elegantly: "You are about to grow up, I hope you will find a partner for yourself, what's wrong? Do you want me to find a partner for you?"

Russell's mother, Olivia, is a very powerful woman. Russell doesn't believe that she will be ignorant of his situation in the academy, who he is close to, who he has trouble with, I'm afraid Olivia Know no less than him.What's more, his attitude towards Lu Ji this time is really abnormal. Olivia didn't say anything, but she knew it clearly in her heart.

Russell asked calmly: "As long as I like, can I choose my partner arbitrarily? Of course, it is on the premise that the two are happy."

"Of course." Olivia smiled, "You have always had good taste, and I believe you have good eyesight when it comes to finding a partner."

Russell: "..."

Russell didn't have the courage to say "um" for a long time.

Russell felt that Olivia must have noticed something, so he made such a casual insinuation, but now let him admit that he fell on Luji's heartless little bastard. Yes, no matter what, Lu Ji must first have the same feelings for him...

The moment he found out that he liked Lu Ji, Russell almost sympathized with himself. He must have done a lot of evil things in his previous life, so he will be so unlucky in this life.

The relaxing time always flies very fast, and the final exam is due in a short time.There is an unwritten rule in the Badge Academy, that is, if you fail the exam, you will never be promoted to the next grade, and if you keep failing the exam, you will never graduate in this life.

Lu Ji's little follower, Banderosi, was very worried. He was afraid that he would not be able to graduate. He had been studying in seclusion for the past few days. He kindly invited Lu Ji to review with him, but Lu Ji firmly refused.

"If you can't go to school, you won't go to school. What's the big deal?"

De Rossi bought him six small cakes——Lu Ji's appetite has been fed by Russell recently, and one or two small cakes can't buy him at all. Lu Ji reluctantly changed his words: "If I have to It's not impossible to enter a higher school, and the teachers in the school are also very hard, so let's not let them teach one more person for each subject."

Lu Ji had been reviewing with De Rossi for less than a day, and De Rossi knew what it means to ask God to send God away. The sound effects of the game were so loud that it made De Rossi's ears ring.

De Rossi complained secretly, and sent him away with twelve small cakes.

Lu Ji doesn't care about his grades, whether he goes to school or not, some people care.Russell went out for a trip before, and when he came back, he took Lu Ji out of the bed and put him in front of the desk to study. Lu Ji was not happy about life and death. Russell conjured a sharp knife out of nowhere. In other words, if Lu Ji refuses to study hard, he will shave all the hair on his buttocks when he was in animal form.

Lu Ji was extremely angry. He jumped up and pointed to Russell's nose to ask him who he was. Sel lifted its short tail and brought the sharp knife close to it.

Lu Ji's buttocks shook, and he peed in fright immediately, and was frightened by the fact that he peed in fright, staring at his eyes for a while, unable to recover.