The Alien Life of Earth Bully Luigi

Because all the savings that were hidden were in the young man's hands, Lu Ji was forced to bow his head, and the tension between him and the young man was temporarily relieved, but Lu Ji quickly adapted, and soon dared to yell at the young man.

In the past two days, he has turned into a beast shape, and he is squatting on the sofa at this time, with one paw supporting his head, and the other paw scratching around on the game board.In the Commonwealth where holographic games are prevalent, almost no one uses old antiques such as game boards, and small games such as catching mice have been completely eliminated, but Lu Ji is in the backward Star Rockstar, and he is a poor man, so he must not be able to afford high-end game equipment. At this time, one paw was flying up, obviously playing very vigorously.

"Hahahahaha I broke the record!"

The boy was not affected by its joy at all, and lay beside it with his eyes closed, without moving his eyelids. Lu Ji raised his leg and kicked his arm unhappily: "Hey, pervert!"

The young man opened his eyes, and his sharp eyes swept over Lu Ji. Lu Ji shrank his little paws, and said confidently: "You didn't tell me your name, how could I know your name!"

The boy was silent for a moment, and said, "You called me..."

Lu Ji covered his ears with his front paws and said, "Stop! Forget it, I don't want to know the pervert's name!"

The young man planned to tell Lu Guitar's name after going through a lot of psychological struggle, but Lu Ji was playing him, so he immediately grabbed Lu Ji's hind legs, but Lu Ji did not run away, struggling desperately in the young man's hands, "pervert" I'm going to kill you" yelling.

The boy grabbed its small ears and said darkly: "Do you know what kind of person is more like a pervert? People without ears and tails."

He... he's going to eat my ears and tail?Lu Ji clamped his buttocks tightly, a pair of small ears pricked up, his eyes widened and he stammered: "No... If you don't bark, don't bark!"

The boy leaned close to Lu Ji's little ear, breathing on the white fluff, and Lu Ji's little ear trembled non-stop, only to hear the boy's young voice: "Do you want to kill me?"

Lu Ji lowered his head listlessly, swiped his right paw twice on the game board, and said in a coy tone, "I won't kill you."

Lu Ji felt very wronged, it couldn't beat anyone, so why not let it say it's cool.Its ears hurt a little from being pulled, and it lay on its stomach sleepily, and it didn't want to play the game of whack-a-mouse on the game board.

The boy suddenly wanted to touch it, so he stretched out his hands, paused slightly on top of its head, curled his fingers to change the direction, and picked up the game board that Lu Ji had pressed under his paws.

Lu Ji watched helplessly as he broke his own record in one game, and dared not speak out, his eyes turned red.

Lu Ji was narrow-minded, and was still angry at night. He was even angrier when he saw the boy eating its nutritional supplements. Although the nutritional supplements were not as expensive as the small cakes, they were still money!It was also earned by myself!Why should I feed that pervert!

Lu Ji was so suffocated that he couldn't eat. When he went to bed that night, he secretly hid the nutritional supplements in various places in the house.

Lu Ji was narrow-minded, and was still angry at night. He was even angrier when he saw the boy eating its nutritional supplements. Although the nutritional supplements were not as expensive as the small cakes, they were still money!It was also earned by myself!Why should I feed that pervert!

Lu Ji was so suffocated that he couldn't eat. When he went to bed that night, he secretly hid the nutritional supplements in various places in the house.The corners of his mouth were all upturned when he fell into the dream, that pervert finally couldn't eat his own nutritional supplements, he was really proud just thinking about it.

The next day, it got along with the boy as if nothing had happened, always wanting to snicker where the boy couldn't see.

It's a pity that it didn't see the boy take nutritional supplements until the evening - of course it didn't ask it for it, which made it a little regretful.It also wanted to humiliate the boy when he asked for it.

"Coo-coo--" Lu Ji's stomach growled loudly, reminding him that it was time to eat.

Lu Ji raised his paw and scratched his ears, and peeked at the boy. Seeing that the boy closed his eyes and rested, he didn't notice it. Look for supplements.

Huh?What about its nutrients?

He obviously put three of his favorite durian-flavored supplements in this box yesterday, why can’t he find them?

Unwilling to give up, Lu Ji scratched the box inside and out, but still couldn't find it. He had a bad premonition in his heart, and jumped out of the box like a cannonball. He didn't care about the boy who closed his eyes and rested his mind, and ran around Looking for nutrients.

Not in the shoe box.

Not in the coat pocket.

Not in the drawer.

Not even under the bathroom sink.

Angrily, Lu Ji jumped onto the coffee table, looked at the boy lying on the sofa with his eyes closed, took a few steps back to run up, and flicked towards the boy's face. The boy caught it accurately as if he had eyes on his nose.

The boy stuck Lu Ji's face, and Lu Ji chased his fingers and bit them back and forth but couldn't bite. He was anxious and angry, and his nose was red.

The boy knowingly asked: "What's the sudden madness?"

Lu Ji exclaimed angrily, "Where's my nutrient? Where did you hide it?"

The boy raised his eyebrows and asked back: "I hide?"

Lu Ji's face was short, and he felt that the boy was laughing at it for being petty, so he said angrily, "It's you, it's you!"

The boy said, "Mice are the ones who hide things."

Lu Ji waved his short front legs and cursed: "You are the mouse, I will kill you!"

The young man was eager to sleep to replenish his strength, so he yawned, and held Lu Ji to let his limbs flatten against his chest. Lu Ji was spread into a blanket and couldn't move. The only moving mouth cursed for a while, After a while, he fell asleep unconsciously.

During the period of being hunted down, the young man was wandering among the stars, and he could not close his eyes for a moment. The moment he fell to Star R, he almost thought that he would not be able to survive. Bao, and can sleep with peace of mind for a whole day with the beautiful little cowardly bun.It was almost the most relaxed few days since he was born.

Lu Ji quickly fell asleep, snoring cheerfully, his ears were itchy and wanted to raise his front paw to scratch, but was pressed by the boy, his front paw moved only slightly, just touching the boy's nipple.

The boy moved its paw away.It moves back again.

The boy scolded: "Annoying cheapskate." After a while, he also fell asleep.

The boy hadn't been with Lu Ji for a week, and those killers who followed him like a shadow found Rockstar.That day Lu Ji had just asked the boy to help him take a bath—you always have to do something for him when he eats and drinks for free at his house. He blew his hair beautifully, put on a mini blanket, squatted on the sofa, and A little paw flies across the game board!

It analyzed it. The reason why it was so easily broken by that pervert before was because it only used one paw to play. If it used both paws, it would definitely be able to break the pervert in minutes. A record!

Lu Ji's expression was as serious as if he was doing scientific research, staring at the game board intently, his small ears were pricked up, his nerves were so tight that he didn't even know that the blanket had slipped on his butt.

The boy lifted the blanket for it, and it immediately gave it a hard look, "Go away! Insidious guy, don't think that I can't break your record if you interrupt me to play games!"

The young man couldn't help grinding his teeth, he squeezed his fist and wanted to grab Lu Ji's little ear. Some people are born to be beaten, and if you don't give them strength for a day, they will climb on your head.

Just before the boy's hand touched Lu Ji's ear, there was a slight noise outside the window. Star R people are used to going to bed early because of the lack of entertainment at night. At this point, the whole planet is quiet, and this rustling sound is very abnormal.

The young man walked lightly, walked to the window without a sound, opened a corner of the curtain, and looked out the window.I saw a small aircraft parked on the road about 50 meters away. The aircraft emits a faint light, illuminating the faces of two people next to them. Both of them have large tattoos on their cheekbones. only.

Those two people probably didn't know that he was at Lu Ji's house by now, otherwise they would have barged in with weapons, but they had already arrived at Star R, and it was only a matter of time before they found him...

The boy lowered the curtains and walked to Luji's side. Seeing that it was still playing the game vigorously, he couldn't help but sighed.

"Yeah! Pervert! I've broken your record!" Lu Ji suddenly jumped up, wriggling happily on the sofa, with his little tail quivering behind his buttocks, very cute.It rubbed off the blanket, the boy bent down to pick it up, wrapped it with the blanket, leaving one head outside, and tied the two sides of the blanket with a knot.

Lu Ji was tied into a pocket, his limbs struggled in the blanket, and he cursed: "Let go of me, you pervert, I know you are jealous that I broke your record, cheapskate, I want Kill you!"

The boy pointed to his nose and said strangely, "You still call others cheapskates?"

Lu Ji poked his head out and wanted to bite his finger, but of course he missed, and said angrily, "It's you, you're the cheapest!"

The boy flicked its forehead with his fingers, and said, "Look at it."

He picked up Lu Ji's pocket and put it on his shoulder. Lu Ji almost fell, and his hair exploded in fright. He quickly found a good posture and sat on the boy's shoulder. It was about to bite the boy's ears and hair, and the boy It's like having eyes on your ears, and without turning your head, he said, "If you dare to rub your saliva on me, I will take away all your valuables." In fact, there are no valuables.

Lu Ji scolded it for being despicable, rolled its eyes, and wondered whether to bite the knot of the blanket. This is a blanket it likes very much. It will hurt the hair, and it will be bad if it is bitten.It proudly raised its chin, rolled its eyes at the boy's face, and thought, I wouldn't be so stupid to bite my blanket because of you.

The boy gently tugged at Lu Ji's small ears, but Lu Ji pushed him away impatiently.

The boy drew its attention back, and started to catch the mouse with the game board, "Look carefully."

Ever since the boy started playing, Lu Ji has been opening his mouth stupidly, and his eyes are so round that they almost fell out of their sockets.

This is impossible!How could someone be so fast!Because with the passage of time, there are more and more mice, and more and more obstacles, and the difficulty becomes more and more difficult, but no matter how difficult it is, the boy can cleverly and quickly avoid the obstacles and catch all the mice. It danced into a flying shadow on the shimmering screen.

Eight minutes later, colorful fireworks exploded on the screen of the game board. The value displayed on it was more than ten times the previous record, and there were a few big words at the bottom: Congratulations on clearing the game!

With tears in his eyes, Lu Ji thought, I didn't even know this game could still be cleared.

Lu Ji felt that his IQ had been insulted, and he was sleepy when he came out of the small blanket. He stepped on the boy's face hard, and then fell asleep on the bed sullenly. The boy stood by the bed for a long time, only thinking that this The bed he slept in for several days was so big, but Lu Ji was just such a small dumpling, if he got into a fight with someone, he would be trampled to death with one foot.

Although it is stingy and annoying, has a lot of problems, and is still a little coward, but it hasn't done any evil after all, and he doesn't want it to die.

Making the decision to leave now is not easy.He is also underage, and he is instinctively afraid of danger and death, but now that he goes out, his chance of surviving is several percent lower.

The boy put the interstellar coins snatched from Lu Ji on the bedside, and said silently: Goodbye.