The Alien Life of Earth Bully Luigi

Lu Ji cherished a small cake box and walked home, thinking about the taste of the cakes in the box, the rich, sweet, and long-lasting cake aroma, the mouth watered.

He swallowed secretly, silently counting in his heart how many minutes it would take to get home.

10 minutes to go...

8 minutes……

5 minutes……

2 minutes... oh no, 1 minute, because of the delicious food in my arms, my steps became brisk unconsciously.

Lu Ji happily hummed "Two Tigers" and took out the key to open the door. When the door lock made a "click" sound, he just hummed "It's so strange", and suddenly there was a slight wind sound in his ears, and then he heard it again. Hearing the low roar of the beast, Lu Ji's heart trembled suddenly, and before he could react, he subconsciously turned into a white dumpling, and the cake box fell in front of his eyes with a "snap."

"Hmm!" Lu Ji ignored the fear, and quickly raised his claws to push the cake box in front of him, but the big guy who had just sneaked up on it lifted it upside down with a paw. Lu Ji saw the big guy who sneaked up on it, and immediately He was so frightened that his eyes stared straight and his legs went limp.

——It was a beautiful beast with a wounded head. It seemed that it had just experienced a bloody battle. The fiery red fur was soaked black with blood, only the head and face were clean. Very foxy, but even more dangerous and domineering, it seems that if Lu Ji dares to move, it will eat him in one bite.

The aroma of the cake attracted the beast. It moved its nose slightly, grabbed the cake box in one bite, opened the box, and ate up the cake in a few bites.

Lu Ji was stunned for a second.

Lu Ji was stunned.

Lu Ji was about to cry.

Lu Ji is going to fight it desperately!

It's a pity that for the beast, scratching its small paws is like scratching an itch. The beast quickly judged that it was not a threat, and raised its paws to knead Lu Ji into a ball, pushing it between the two front paws, pushing it over , push over, push over...

Not far away came the voices of several women getting closer and closer, the beast moved its left ear, kicked Lu Ji Tuanzi into the room, followed closely by himself, and closed the door with a "bang--".

Lu Ji has turned into a human, pointing at the beast with red eyes and yelling: "Do you know how long this piece of cake is my salary, and you eat it, I will kill you!"

From what he said, Lu Ji actually knew that he was not his opponent. He was so knowledgeable about current affairs that he would never make the first move.No matter how he scolded, the beast just looked at him coldly and indifferently. Lu Ji cursed and cursed, but he felt sad from it—how could he be reduced to the point where he was crying because he was robbed of the cake?

When he was a child, he was the only one who robbed other people's things, who would dare to rob him; when he was a child, there were only things he didn't want to eat, and there was nothing he couldn't eat.But now a small cake costs half a month's wages, and he only buys it once every two months. In the last week, his only hope was this cake, but now someone snatched it up and swallowed it whole.

The more Lu Ji thought about it, the more sad he became, and his eyes became redder.

He misses his parents, his little followers Zhuang Zhuang and Da Pao, the earth, and especially the various delicacies on the earth.When he was a child, he was from a good family, so he never lacked various kinds of snacks, but since he inexplicably traveled to this broken planet, he never ate any decent food.

It's not because he makes too little money (although this is also a fact), but because the star R he is on is a wild planet. Although it is in the star field of the Federation and belongs to the Federation, the technology is really underdeveloped and the resources are not rich. As for the entire Federation Edible animal and plant resources are scarce, and there are even fewer. People here are popular to take nutritional supplements, which can replenish energy and are not expensive. Most people will buy a bunch of them and keep them at home. Picky eaters are the most Just buy different flavors.

Delicacy like cake is a luxury in the eyes of R stars, Lu Ji’s behavior of buying luxury goods even if he is poor, they can’t understand at all ╮(‵▽′)╭

The beast turned into a human form. It was a boy about the same age as Lu Ji. His black clothes were dirty and covered with blood, his eyes were long and narrow, his face was gorgeous, and his short black hair without any features looked handsome on him, but when he was in the shape of a beast The invisible tiredness and paleness were also clearly revealed. He had dark circles under his eyes, and his eyes were bloodshot. He didn't know how long he hadn't had a good rest.

Lu Ji was so wronged: "Pay me the cake."

The young man said indifferently: "If you don't pay, what can you do?"

It was the first time that Lu Ji met someone who was even more rogue than him, and he couldn't refute it. He held back for a while before angrily said: "I'm going to call the police!"

The boy said, "How can I call the police if I'm tied up?"

Lu Ji: "Huh?"

Before he finished speaking, he was thrown down by the young man. The young man held down his hands and feet, tore off his clothes, tied Lu Ji's wrist in twos and outs, and tied the other end to the leg of the stool.Lu Ji was so angry that he was about to explode, struggling desperately, trying to escape by turning into a beast, but the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't change, and his brow was sweating.He muttered in his mouth, "Let go of me, I'm going to kill you!"

The young man turned a deaf ear, went to the bathroom with his upper body bare, came out soon after wearing a towel, flipped over Lu Ji’s pajama pants and put them on, and carried Lu Ji to bed together, he didn’t know that Lu Ji could not freely change his human form Animal shape, probably afraid that Lu Ji would escape in the middle of the night, and put Lu Ji on the inside of the bed.

Lu Ji twisted and twisted, almost twisted into a twist, the young man's neglect made him very angry, he bit the young man's wrist which was close at hand, the angle was not right, and he didn't even leave a mark. Drooling, the young man was so disgusted that he rubbed the saliva on Lu Ji's cheek with his backhand, and said impatiently: "Be quiet, I will help you for a few days, and leave when the injury recovers."

Lu Ji twisted and said angrily: "Why should my family borrow you to live? No!"

The young man gritted his teeth gloomily, and said, "I've eaten you, this is an ownerless house, so I don't need to borrow it."

Lu Ji: "..."

The boy continued: "The meat on the tail is the most tender and chewy, and has crispy bones. It must be delicious no matter whether it is braised in soy sauce or deep-fried."

Luji: QAQ

The boy fell asleep after threatening, Lu Ji felt that he was lying to himself, the world is so beautiful, how could anyone want to fry other people's tails, it is not a pervert, but when he appeared, he was covered in blood, and now he can smell Get the bloody smell, maybe it is really some kind of pervert who likes to kill, he is so fierce, his claws are almost as big as his own head...

The young man didn't expect Lu Ji to be so cowardly and scary, and finally fell asleep for the first time since he was hunted down, but he was naturally alert, and he woke up as soon as Lu Ji moved. Woke up by the annoyance, the boy was extremely impatient: "What's wrong with you?"

Lu Ji wronged: "I want to pee."

The boy untied the knot tied to Lu Ji's feet, still tied his hands, yawned and pushed Lu Ji to the bathroom, saying, "Pee."

Lu Ji can't wait to piss on his face!He said he wanted to pee, on the one hand, he really wanted to pee, on the other hand, it was because there was a window in the bathroom, and he could climb out. Unexpectedly, that pervert who wanted to fry other people's tails would even follow him to the toilet!

The boy said impatiently, "What are you dawdling for?"

Lu Jili said bluntly: "I'm shy, turn around."

The boy took two steps closer, and said grimly, "You are so shy, you must really want to be a girl."

Lu Ji's heart turned cold, and he subconsciously covered Chirp, not daring to talk any more, and immediately unbuttoned his pants in a panic and took out Chirp to pee in one go!He pulled up his pants full of humiliation, imagining the zipper as a boy's face, and pulled it hard!

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"Lu Ji clutched his crotch, tears filled his eyes.

The young man finally couldn't hold back anymore, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, a slight smile appeared in his dark eyes, and he quickly suppressed his smile, and said lightly: "It seems that you really want to be a girl."

Lu Ji: "..."

Lu Ji was shocked and fell asleep in frustration, and the two lived together peacefully until dawn.The next day, when Lu Ji woke up, the boy was no longer on the bed. He wanted to stretch, but before he stretched his arms, he was dragged back again—the boy tied his hands and tied them to the head of the bed.A beautiful morning was ruined in this way, Lu Ji got up angry, scratched the bed like a psychopath and howled.

"What's your name?" Lu Ji didn't even hear footsteps, and the boy came to the bed.

Lu Ji puffed his cheeks and said, "Let me go! I still have to work in the afternoon."

"You don't want to go out until I go."

"Then when are you going to fuck off?"

The boy didn't argue with him, and said flatly, "One week at most."

Lu Ji secretly breathed a sigh of relief, a week was fine, he thought he would stay with him for a year or so, but fortunately, Lu Ji cheered in his heart, flatteringly said: "Then can you let me go?" , I promise I won’t go anywhere at home.”

Lu Ji just said that, but he didn't expect the young man to untie him so neatly. He was overjoyed and said warily, "Why did you let me go all of a sudden?"

The boy glanced at him and said, "You are so poor, I can't bear to tie you up anymore."

Lu Ji blushed: "How do you know me..." Suddenly realizing something, he was furious, "Did you take the money I hid?!"

The boy took out a stack of interstellar coins from his pocket and said, "You mean this?"

Lu Ji rushed over to snatch it, the young man stepped sideways and said, "There are people who save money like this and scatter the money in various places in the house. Are you a mouse that traveled from ancient times?"

Ever since he came to Planet R, Lu Ji has had the habit of hiding things. He hides things he likes here and there, and he will be very happy when he digs them out. He enjoys this kind of fun, but the boy said in a mocking tone He felt extremely ashamed when he came out, and he blushed and said, "I'm going to kill you!"

The boy looked at Lu Ji with pity.

Lu Ji was about to cry from anger, his eyes were red, and he was so pitiful, "Give me back my money."

The young man suddenly couldn't stand his pitiful and stubborn eyes. With a move in his heart, he looked away and said, "Stay at home obediently, don't reveal my existence to anyone, and I will give you all your money when I leave."

Unconvinced and helpless, Lu Ji almost wanted to rush up and bite the boy.

The young man thought of his animal-shaped little white dumpling, and thought silently that he would return the little cake he owed him if he had a chance in the future.