[Tree Hole] I always think about how to break my enemy

There are not many other things in Jisan Bar, just 818,616, and there are many tree holes. One day at midnight, a new tree hole post appeared on the homepage.

[Tree Hole] Recently, I keep thinking about how to break my enemy?

1L Gu worms are violent: I really can't sleep in the middle of the night, I am so irritable that I explode!There will be classes early tomorrow morning. As a flower bone of the motherland, I don’t have enough sleep and feel that I can’t grow healthily. My relatives and friends suggested that I open a tree hole to pour out all my troubles. I hope it will be useful. I want to go back to the previous one. The innocent boy who slept [crying] [crying] I am a bit chattery, and my narrative skills are not very good. If someone really reads it, please forgive me.In order to prevent being recognized by people I know, I will make some changes to some content. Of course, if you really recognize me, please pretend not to know me, because I will not admit it.

2L Pipi Beggar, let's go: Let me say first, together!

[Reply] Gu Chong Furious: No, then what... we are all men, it is impossible.

Pipi beggar, let's go back to the Gu worm's fury: little brother, you have to try a lot of things before you know if it's possible [cute]

3L stupid Oudou: together!

[Reply] Gu worms are violent: don't make trouble

4L Gu insects are violent: The story probably started when I first played Jisan. You can tell by my name, heck, I was decisively attracted by the Miaojiang people, and became a coquettish and charming girl who played flute and played snakes. Poison brother, later he played around and practiced to more than 50. It was the first time when he met an enemy when he was doing a mission. The enemy should be named Broken Leg.

[Reply] Sanqian Xinghe: Look at the name... I will eat Tang poison!

Wang Xian replied to Three Thousand Galaxy: Shake hands, I'm cute too! Tang Du Saigao!

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The following row of replies all strongly support Tang Du.

5L melon-eating little Fudie: Eat melons in the front row, please tell your story.

6L is a sleeve, not a grapefruit: Bet 5 cents, the host and the enemy end up together!

[Reply] Gu worms are violent and violent: Bring me 5 cents, we can never be together.

7L Gu worm violently violent: Friends, we are both men!And blood feud!There must be blood when they meet, and it is absolutely impossible to be together!Don't say such scary things, I'm timid, I don't need to be scared!If we were together, it would be scary to think about it!

8L Gu Chong Furious: Damn, I feel like I can't fall asleep anymore... Forget it, I'd better ignore the reply and continue writing.The first time I met was when I took a mission to fight an elite monster, but when I arrived at the mission location, I saw someone standing there, that is, my enemy had a broken leg, and the point where the mission monster was spawned remained motionless and was caught. As if the person lowered his head, there was a mechanism under his feet, and then he snatched the task monster as soon as he spawned. Of course, I didn't seriously snatch it. I thought he should leave after the task was completed, but it turned out! !He just stood there with a broken leg, one after the other. Poor me, who was young and inexperienced at the time, tried my best to grab one, and the invitation to form a team sent by letting go of my dignity was also ignored. , It's useless to type white characters nearby.finally!After nearly half an hour...

[Reply] All the fish: Finally got the monster?Faster and faster!

The beggar's qi recovered and the fish were exhausted: I guess not!

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18L Gu Worm Furious: It's very embarrassing, I still didn't get the monster, I'm sorry for Miao Jiang, I'm sorry for the organization, I'm ashamed of Miao Jiang, but I was still a novice at that time, it's understandable that my hands are disabled, right?If it is now, I will definitely blow his face with a hundred feet of blood!When I was desperately about to give up, I took two steps with my broken leg, and then flew away with a great lightness skill, nothing wrong!He didn't even look at me, he just flew away!At that time, I thought God broke the wings on his back!Regardless of whether he saw me or not, I remembered his name anyway. Of course, I just remembered his name and gritted my teeth in my heart. I didn’t do anything great. It’s definitely not that I was afraid that he would get angry and follow me to do tasks. The blame for robbing me is me, I love peace more...

[Reply] A neat hahahahaha

The only reply that disrupted the formation was: Hahahahahaha, the host is so cute!Brother Pao is so cold, I feel sorry for the landlord!

The following is followed by a distressed landlord's reply

24L Gu worms are violent: probably because of Nie Yuan. Not long after I reached the full level, I encountered a broken leg again. When I was happily doing daily tasks, Pata fell to my death in front of me alone. I originally wanted to express my sympathy out of humanitarianism, but when I saw the name was a broken leg, I was overjoyed at that time, and my hands were faster than my brain, so I typed a paragraph directly. Remember now.

That is: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! !

That’s right, there are just so many words, and I forgot the exact number. Anyway, after I finished beating, the corpse in front of me was resurrected on the spot, and I started to meditate without saying a word. There was an embarrassing misunderstanding between us Silence, after a while he finally spoke, originally said he wanted to play with me, but after a few words he ignored me again, I don’t know what was going on with me at the time, and he sat down in front of the broken leg, Well, face to face, almost face to face, I still don't understand what routine I used back then, but then my relatives and friends all warmly praised my behavior.

————I am the dividing line of memory

The first thing Xu Shangchi did when he reached the full level was to buy a white-haired guy for his character, and then he manipulated the white-haired poisonous brother who was flirting with him, humming a ditty and started his daily life. As a freshman, he usually does nothing but go to class His hobbies are devoted to Kisan.

Xu Shangchi’s poisonous brother is named Wuyin. To talk about the origin of this name, it is because when he created the character, he saw that the Wudu weapon was a flute, so he picked up a five-tone incomplete and prepared to enter the game, but he sat next to him and took him The roommate who entered the pit happened to spot him, and immediately stopped him, euphemistically saying, how can an ancient martial arts game have such an unsuitable name, you must choose a poetic and educated one, otherwise it would be embarrassing to play together.

Xu Shangchi glanced at the screen of his roommate next to him. The roommate played a Mingjiao adult man with the word Lu Hongying on his head. He was indeed much more educated than him.

It's a pity that Xu Shangchi's name has never been cultured. In the end, he deleted the word "incomplete" to satisfy his roommate.

Just when the white-haired poisonous brother was squatting down and digging hard for the quest items, a person suddenly fell from the sky. If it was a girl, Xu Shangchi would have suspected that this was a harem trick. Unfortunately, when he took a closer look, he found that he fell to his death on the The one in front of him was a male figure with two big, dim characters on his head—Chi Qi.

Isn't this the cool little expert at releasing organs...

Xu Shangchi, who had long kept the name of the monster-robbing enemy in his heart, saw the enemy die tragically in front of him, his hands were quicker than his brain, and he immediately turned on the mocking mode.

[Nearby] Wuyin: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! !

The author has something to say:

Where does the brain hole come from, I believe many girls know it hahahahaha! !

I can't help itching and want to write a short article. The logic is dead, and there are many bugs. Let's just read it~