I'm a mustard omega

I think I probably got the new skill of human body positioning unexpectedly after some estrus. I didn't need the old hooligan Yan to report my coordinates in the hospital building, and I found the ward where he was by familiarity.

But as soon as I stepped through the threshold, I immediately backed out. I squinted my eyes sharply and glanced at the nameplate on the door of the ward, and clicked my tongue in surprise.

Alpha Zone 1019?

If I remember correctly, shouldn't Yan Jiuxiao be the attending physician of the Department of Chest Medicine?

From chest medicine to the Alpha area, isn't this a big span?

Looking into the ward again, the man with a rough face and haggard head leaning against the head of the hospital bed with his eyes closed and rested as if he had passed out is not Yan Jiuxiao, who is the old rascal?

He probably heard my sneaky footsteps, and the old hooligan Yan Jiuxiaoyan, who was no different from a faint, slowly opened his eyes.

Seeing that he was having such difficulty opening his eyes, I couldn't help but let out a sigh, stepped into the ward quickly, grabbed the gauze tightly tied around his neck, and said in surprise: "I'll go, you What's wrong? Was he castrated for being a hooligan, or was he too indulgent and played off?"

Yan Jiuxiao stared at me for a long while without saying a word, then sat up straight with difficulty with my support and coughed lightly: "I was caught by the cat."

"What the hell?" I seriously suspected that I was deaf, tinnitus, and ear cramps. Whose cat is crazy, instead of catching mice and catching this king-level Alpha, it is looking for such a deadly place to catch it?I'm afraid I'm tired of living?

Yan Jiuxiao looked disheartened, as if he didn't want to mention this issue, but he repeated angrily: "Cat, caught it."

I instantly felt [-] points of sympathy for the brave and brain-dead cat: "So, is that brain-dead cat still alive?"

The disheveled Yan Jiuxiao stared at me for a moment with a tangled face, and replied with a tangled face: "Alive, alive and kicking."

I didn't expect that the old profiteer Yan Jiuxiaoyan, who was bitten by my gonads, wished that I had been his cattle and horse for the rest of his life, and would forgive a cat that seemed to be about to wipe out his gonads and never cause future troubles. I couldn't help but look at him with admiration, and sincerely gave him a thumbs up with infinite admiration: "Then you are really a kind and compassionate person, and the Animal Protection Association should give you a Harmonious Coexistence Lifetime Achievement Award .”

Yan Jiuxiao: "..."

Yan Jiuxiao probably heard the sincere sarcasm in my insincere praise, and his already ugly face became even more ugly.

But what's strange is that his face was so ugly that he didn't even think about choking back immediately. This is a bit unlike his profiteer style who never wants to lose money.

I don't know whether it was the cat hero who had never met before who taught him how to be a human being, or he suddenly realized his conscience and decided to change his mind, but no matter what it is, he is now an out-and-out Injured patients, I think I should show a little sincerity in treating injured patients.

Worryingly, I turned around him three times to the left and three times to the right. Before he calmed down and had enough strength to speak again, I couldn't help asking suspiciously: "Can a cat scratch?" Is it so serious? How crazy must the cat be to catch you and live in the Alpha zone? Are you sure it was the cat who scratched and not the dog? "

Yan Jiuxiao: "..."

Yan Jiuxiao seemed to muster up the courage to say something just now, but I suddenly inserted such a word, which seemed to be blurted out, turned a few times in his mouth and swallowed it back, and then looked at me for a long time, unable to say anything He replied, "Okay, it's what you say."

I was surprised: "I didn't bite it, why did I say what it is?"

The way Yan Jiuxiao looked at me was even more indescribable.

I--

I suddenly remembered the dream I had in the first week of estrus, and when I saw Yan Jiuxiao's indescribable gaze, I broke out in a cold sweat.

I immediately dodged and hid at the door of the ward, looking at him from a distance like the Milky Way, and asked in horror: "I'm going, could it be that I bit it?"

Yan Jiuxiao was speechless for a while, and finally shook his head with a disheveled face, and replied angrily: "No."

Seeing that Yan Jiuxiao, who was never willing to suffer, denied it personally, I breathed a sigh of relief, and carefully moved back to the hospital bed, thinking about the business: "So, why did you ask me?"

Yan Jiuxiao looked at me like an idiot as I sneakily sat down on the sofa chair next to him, and replied with a straight face: "I want to marry you."

"What the hell?!" I just sat down on the sofa chair and jumped up again when I was shocked by Yan Jiuxiao's words. I think Yan Jiuxiao's actions confirmed my previous guess, "Your partner really cheated ?”

Yan Jiuxiao frowned, puzzled: "Where did I find someone? Who cheated?"

I didn't expect that old rascal Yan Jiuxiao would dare to speak harshly when he was about to die.

I sneered, and repeated in his tone: "Lanyue, don't make trouble, give me the phone."

Yan Jiuxiao: "..."

The disheveled Yan Jiuxiao was depressed for a moment without saying a word, then took out his mobile phone and turned on the speakerphone to make a call.

As soon as the phone was dialed, the voice of the Omega who I just followed for three streets rang out: "Damn it, you two brothers are crazy, Yan Wuyang hasn't figured it out here yet, Yan Jiuxiao, what are you going to do again?" What are you doing? Don’t tell me that I’m going to have sex with you again, and then let me have sex with you and my wife will fight you hard! My wife’s dating with you has made me almost a bachelor for ten thousand years. My wife advises you for the thousand and one time Hurry up and find a good man to marry, don't do all this all day long to harm others and yourself..."

Yan Jiuxiao didn't wait for the other party to finish cursing, immediately hung up the phone, and then pointed to her mobile phone with a paralyzed face: "You should remember her voice, this irritable Omega is actually my sister, real sister, same father and mother, Yan Lanyue."

I--

It’s okay if Yan Jiuxiao didn’t explain, but when I explained it, I felt that my worldview that had been standing for nearly 30 years was completely overturned in an instant. I was so shocked that my jaw almost hit the ground: “You actually have sex with your own sister?”

The disheveled Yan Jiuxiao almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "What are you thinking, there is nothing between us! I just asked her to pretend to be my partner and help me block the love affair! Pretend, you Understand?"

I understand that the world view has been completely subverted, so I feel that I have received another [-] points of critical damage in an instant: "So I called you, and you asked your sister to block my love?"

Yan Jiuxiao's expression froze, and he quickly denied: "No, I didn't know you were the one who hit me."

I think Yan Jiuxiao's excuse is quite perfunctory: "You didn't save my phone number?"

"Of course I saved it, but I think the caller ID is a 'profiteer', and I thought it was some old fox who wanted to pimp." Yan Jiuxiao said, pinching his temple regretfully, "I forgot that you changed the phone. My SIM card is lying in your phone."

I:"……"

After being reminded by Yan Jiuxiao, I belatedly remembered that when I called Yan Jiuxiao, I subconsciously dialed "Little Mustard" instead of "profiteer".

The nickname given to others was discovered by the person concerned, and I felt like a thief who was caught on the spot. I was a little guilty, and after thinking about it for a while, I compromised and said: "Okay, then I, a prodigal, will reluctantly think about it."

Yan Jiuxiao cheered up, put down his hand pinching his temple and said happily: "We can start with a blind date, and you can think about it while you are on a blind date. Anyway, I have already considered it."

I--

I suddenly felt a stomachache.

Another thing came to my mind: "No, wait a minute, how do you explain it to your cousin Sun Shaoze? He told me that you already have a date."