I'm a mustard omega

The three-week estrus period finally ended peacefully after my wrists and ankles broke two layers of skin as usual.

I pinched my sore waist from lying down for too long, limped off my electric car that was always involuntarily veering to one side, and stepped carefully into the road that was covered by me like a wolf. Hudi stared at the alley for two whole days.

At the intersection of the alley lived, no, to be precise, there should be a homeless man with an unkempt beard and no visible skin color or age lying there.

I think there are only seven or seven days before the damn 49th birthday. From now on, I may go to a cruel life of going to the toilet upside down. Foot shit, I married myself out.

At this time, it was just dawn and there were not many pedestrians on the road. I cautiously probed the alley a few times back and forth, feeling a bit like a thief.

But since my damn birthday is coming up, I can't care less.

I gathered up the oily, shiny, damp, hard green and blackened army coat I picked up from the garbage heap, randomly grabbed a few strands of hair that were already messy, and looked at it from the wall next to it. He took a handful of white ash from his bed and dabbed it on his face casually, squinted his eyes and lightly moved his feet to the homeless man who was sleeping soundly, calm as water and without breath beside.

This homeless man with no age or skin color sleeps so peacefully that he has no other thoughts. I squatted next to him and stared at him for half an hour, but he didn't show any signs of waking up.

Several times, I couldn't help stretching out my hand to check his breath, for fear that he would really fall asleep in front of me and fall asleep without paying attention.

However, after seven or eight times of investigation, I was finally completely relieved, and I deeply lamented that this old man whose age is unknown, whose appearance is unknown, whose IQ is unknown, and whose name is unknown is really not ordinary compared to me.

I squatted next to him like a monkey being tricked until the sun rose three poles, until there were as many eyes on us as there were flies around us, and even when someone threw a dozen or so coins at me, the bearded man turned his face The uncle, who was covered up like a masked thief, rubbed his sleepy eyes and got up from the ground in a daze.

Squatting so numb as if he had polio, I saw that he had finally woken up, so I quickly grabbed his hair and wiped his face. He stood up with the hem of the military coat that comes standard with the homeless, and the next second he thumped. Kneeling down in front of the sleepy-eyed homeless man.

I--

Who the hell's dog is pulling shit in front of me while I'm not paying attention? !

I rubbed my sore knees and pinched my squatting, numb and itchy legs that were completely out of my control. I was about to stand up when the sleepy-eyed old homeless man suddenly spoke without warning.

I just felt a strong and suffocating smell rushing towards my face. I was so confused when I was about to stand up, and then I knelt back.

The homeless man waved to me with white mouth and yellow teeth, as if the head of state of a country was waving to the people: "Stop kneeling, I won't accept apprentices."

I:"……"

Unable to stand up, I simply smashed my pot and knelt down on the ground, took up the posture of negotiating with my mighty Alpha father, and said righteously to this stable tramp head of state: "No, big brother, you will Misunderstood, I don't want to be a teacher, I want to have a blind date with you."

Hearing this, the stable homeless elder brother, his black and bright face suddenly turned green miraculously, as if he had swallowed a mouthful of dog feces.He immediately refused sternly, "No, I can't afford you!"

Oh, what a big deal!

I patted my thin chest with confidence: "It's okay, I can support you."

He looks like a homeless man who swallowed a mouthful of dog shit, his face became more colorful when he heard me say this. If my first sentence seemed to make him swallow a mouthful of dog shit, then my second sentence Like making him swallow someone else's shit all over again.

I saw his face was dark green, his chest heaved and his nose was sweating, as if he was about to pass out if he was not careful.

I think I may have misunderstood the fate of this homeless brother just now.

I hurriedly climbed to his side to hold his arm and comforted him: "Brother, don't get excited, it's not good for extreme joy to cause sorrow, calm down, calm down."

The homeless brother's fragile emotions were swallowed hard by my comfort, but he didn't suffocate himself.He wheezed like he was asthmatic, shook my paw, and yelled at me sharply: "Do you have a brain when you go out? Can you understand the subtext? Do you know what wandering is? Do you know why? Do you want to wander? If I go on a blind date with you, I will be a wanderer! I am the wind, the free wind, the wind that no one can stop!"

After finishing his speech, this free man excitedly pushed me to the side, and rushed out of the alley at lightning speed, and ran away without a trace.

I--

I don't know if this is the longest blind date I've ever been on or the shortest, I just know it's probably probably the last one before my damn birthday!

I'm a little depressed.

No, there are still 49 [-] days before my fateful judgment, I can't just sit and wait like this!

I rubbed my numb and sore knees, threw the well-colored and fragrant army coat back into the trash can, exercised my muscles and bones for a long time, walked to the street, squinted my eyes and wondered whether I should marry a girl just like throwing a hydrangea ball in ancient times Just find someone to touch a piece of porcelain.

I squatted on the side of the road and squinted my eyes to search the crowd with my ulterior motives.

After a long while, I didn't find a single person for Pingci, but I accidentally saw the bastard Yan who I only met once three weeks ago and who made me angry. The object of the old bastard who was young and beautiful A hot-tempered Omega girl.

But what surprised me even more was that the Alpha who was walking arm in arm with her very intimately was not the old hooligan Yan Jiuxiao, but a tall, temperamental and handsome man who was almost comparable to the old hooligan Yan in age. Obviously younger than Yan Laohuang, many boys who seem to be only in their twenties.

I--

My gossip soul immediately burned like a prairie fire.

I immediately hid behind a big tree and observed their actions furtively. I saw that Omega girl had a sweet smile and a bewitching demeanor, and her beautiful eyes looked at the Alpha boy affectionately like a butterfly in a flower bush from time to time. The handsome and indifferent boy seems to have given all his tenderness to the Omega woman in front of him, so that others don't seem to exist at all in his eyes. Anyone who is not blind can see that this A-O is in the middle Shameless love period.

After stealthily following them three streets, rubbing my eyes more than 30 times and changing angles more than 50 times, I firmly believed that this Omega was that Omega. After all, the clothes worn by the Omega woman were still the same as three weeks ago.

So, what's the situation?

Is the old hooligan Yan getting green or already dumped?

I don't consider myself a nosy Omega, but I don't feel like a nosy Omega when it comes to meddling.

Although the old rascal Yan made me physically confused and my estrus was premature, at least he pulled me back from the death line once. Although he was unkind later, I couldn't be unrighteous.

I think that even if I don't tell him clearly, at least I need to hint to him, just treat it as a good deed every day, and let the God who is so stubborn and opposed to my blind date plan magnanimously let me go.

I sneakily took out my phone, and sneakily took it and tapped it twice on the palm of my hand, the screen that had been flickering on and off all day long after I dropped it once finally lit up.I felt that a child could teach me a lot, and I was about to call the old hooligan Yan who might have turned green into a green turtle when I dug out the address book.

The old hooligan Yan who called was still ignorant, he told me concisely that I should go to the hospital to look for him, and hung up the phone involuntarily.

I--

With all the big news in my stomach, I drove my electric car, which looked like it might break down on the road at any time and cause a major traffic accident, to the hospital building where Yan Jiuxiao worked. .