I'm a mustard omega

After sending the old mayor out of the gate, I was stunned for 10 minutes and [-] seconds before I managed to recover from the shock.

The reason why Yan Jiuxiao was awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award for Good-Neighborliness, Friendship and Peace is entirely because the old mayor thought that Yan Jiuxiao was desperately dating me for the safety and happiness of the people of the whole country.

That 3000 million is a pension for him!

I fuck-

I have the urge to beat Yan Jiuxiao to death.

This bastard pretended to be my blind date, and now he pretends to be my boyfriend, and he got 3000 million out of thin air, which is simply unreasonable!

Compared to me, who is so angry that my heart and liver are hurting, Yan Jiuxiao can be said to be proud of his spring breeze and look forward to it.He posted the photo he took with the old mayor holding a pennant just now on Weiweibo, gave himself a thumbs up, brought it in front of me and said proudly: "Look, now the government has recognized it, you don't want to Talk to me and talk to me."

I--

I stared angrily at Yan Jiuxiao's starry smile, always having the illusion of losing my wife and losing my army.

This bastard is so pretentious and deceitful, relying on his very confusing face to do whatever he wants unreasonably!

I was angry from the bottom of my heart and turned to my guts. I snatched the little bitch from Yan Jiuxiao's hand, rounded my arms and threw it into the pond behind me.

Yan Jiuxiaoyan, the old hooligan, was surprised to see that miserable white mobile phone slashing a gorgeous, perfect and elegant arc diagonally above me, and then he was even more surprised to see that small mobile phone was thrust into my body forcibly. pocket.

"You——" Yan Jiuxiao's open IQ seemed to be a bit behind my rhythm, and he asked in a daze, "What are you doing?"

"Hmph!" I glared at him coldly, grabbed the little bitch and stuffed it in the bottom of my pocket again.

Not only he can't keep up with my rhythm, I can't keep up with my rhythm myself.

Because the moment I just flung out that gorgeous curve, I suddenly realized that the old mayor's big mouth of wishful thinking will definitely make this matter known to everyone, and probably no one will introduce me to a partner in the near future !

If I don't date Yan Jiuxiao, I will have no chance to get out of the single before the age of 30. I will definitely be nailed to the pillar of shame by my mother, and I will definitely go to the toilet on my head for the rest of my life. The little bastard will definitely laugh out loud!

I don't think I can just sit around like this.

I clenched my phone tightly, betting my dignity as an Omega who has been single for 29 years, and said to Yan Jiuxiao expressionlessly while letting my old deer bump into each other: "I can fall in love with you, but you have to promise to be in love with me in the future." Marry me before my 30th birthday."

As soon as Yan Jiuxiao heard it, he was instantly stunned in place as if struck by lightning, his expression was as if I made a bun and told him unexpectedly that it was his cub.

He hesitated for a moment, then replied with doubts on his face: "Well, isn't this a bit too fast? I haven't thought about it yet."

"I didn't think you were flirting with a ball of wool!" I felt that my 29-year-old Omega dignity was instantly smashed into slag and turned into dust that polluted the atmosphere.

The little bitch in my pocket was about to be buried for my dignity by me. I took a breath and gritted my teeth and said, "Anyone who doesn't intend to get married is a hooligan!"

"Oh, no. Getting married..."

Yan Jiuxiao still wanted to quibble, I was afraid that he would say something heart-rending and disturb my dignity that was shattered into flying dust, so I immediately took a photo of his original mobile phone in front of his chest with the principle of first attack, and said through gritted teeth : "You can get out! Don't come to me until you think about it!"

"Wait!" Yan Jiuxiao hurriedly put the mobile phone that I photographed on his chest back into my hand, held my hands and replied without thinking, "I've made up my mind, let's get married!"

I:"……"

It took less than a minute for Yan Jiuxiao to go from "never thought about it" to "thought about it".

I suspect that the reason why he figured it out so quickly is that he didn't think about it at all or he was playing me.

I'm already a three-year-old, and I'm not only three years old!

I believe he is a ghost!

Regardless of Yan Jiuxiao's nonsense, I pushed him mercilessly through the door like a dung beetle rolling a dung ball, and then locked it with a click.

After Yan Jiuxiao knocked on the door a few times, there was no sound. I walked back to my room in a daze, feeling tired and sleepy.

However, apart from the big mouth of the old mayor, the Wei Wei blog that Yan Jiuxiao just posted also made me extremely worried.I forced myself to take out my little broken mobile phone that was kidnapped by him and now I snatched it back, quickly opened his Weibo and deleted the message he just sent.

However, despite my sharp eyesight and quick fingers, the number of reposts of the Weiwei blog that I deleted has increased exponentially.

Seeing that the situation was not good, I quickly logged out of Yan Jiuxiao's account and logged into my Weiweibo to refute rumors.

However, when I opened my Weibo, 999+ messages popped up in my mailbox, and the groundhog screamed almost knocked me unconscious.

I wiped the cold sweat off my forehead and took a look. 80.00% of the messages were screaming, 90.00% mentioned "Xi Da Pu Ben", and [-]% of the messages conveyed one meaning: please get married in situ!

I--

I feel like I can't hold my cold sweat anymore.

I immediately quit the news reminder and opened the Weiwei blog I posted yesterday with shaking hands and a glance.

It didn't matter, I was so frightened that my heart twitched and I almost fainted.

In less than 5000 hours, the retweet volume of this Weiwei blog has exceeded [-] million, which is [-] million more than the total population of our Cangming country!

I clutched my little heart and mustered up the courage to take a closer look, and was surprised to find that not only our Chinese language was included in the comments below, but also various strange and unknown symbols.

Well, the whole world knows I'm in love!

Now even if I jump into the mother river, I can't wash it off!

But I didn't hit the south wall, didn't look back and didn't see the coffin, and didn't cry, I still hurriedly issued [-] statements in an attempt to clarify the misunderstanding.

However, as soon as this statement was sent out, it fell into the sea like a mud cow, and was quickly stepped down by the forwarding of "I? Yan Jiuxiao@颜九晓".

I--

This is a fucking shit.

I feel that I have no hope of getting out of the single in my life without the name of love but the reality of love!

I learned from this painful experience, and finally decided to turn my grief into strength and immediately call the old hooligan Yan Jiuxiaoyan, the culprit of this incident, and threaten him to go on a blind date with me, get married and have a child.

The phone rang twice and was quickly connected. Before I had time to adjust my words, an Omega woman's voice came from inside.

I looked at the communication interface of the phone and seriously suspected that Yan Jiuxiao's phone had been stolen.

I immediately asked righteously: "Who are you?"

On the other end of the phone, the Omega girl who was suspected to be a gentleman on the beam chuckled, and replied calmly: "Are you looking for Yan Jiuxiao? I'm his partner."

I:"……"

I didn't expect that the old hooligan Yan Jiuxiaoyan who just said that he wanted to fall in love with me would find a partner in a blink of an eye.

I fuck-

I was so wrong about him!

I think it is very necessary to discuss the rest of his life with him: "Oh, what a coincidence, I am also his partner, give him the phone!"