I'm a mustard omega

Yan Jiuxiaoyan's old profiteer is simply making trouble out of reason!

If I don't tag him, am I violating the contract?

"Isn't it?" Yan Jiuxiao explained confidently, "'Including but not limited to' means that the mark must be included. Didn't you learn Chinese at all in primary school?"

I--

Can this thing be understood in this way?

I seriously suspected that Yan Jiuxiao was on the debate team when he was in school, but I thought it was very reasonable and I couldn't refute it.

but--

"You don't want to go on a blind date with me, why do you still want to use your photo to pretend to be my blind date?" I deeply thought that either Yan Jiuxiao was out of his mind or he was an undercover agent sent by Sun Shaoze to harm me , and then watch me joke.

脑子有坑的颜九霄却笑了，还一副理直气壮的模样，看着就有点欠揍：“我为什么要和你相亲？我只想和你谈恋爱。”

I:"……"

What the fuck is the difference between the two?

"There's a big difference," Yan Jiuxiao said righteously, as if he was about to eloquently show off his knowledge, and suddenly he raised his chin and stared at me suspiciously for 3 minutes, "You really have Is it 29?"

I suddenly had the illusion of a thousand arrows piercing my heart.

I think Yan Jiuxiao's unscrupulous mention of my 29-year-old still unmarried age is probably not because he wants to fall in love with me, but because he just wants to piss me off.

But my 29-year-old heart is not in vain. I also raised my chin and squinted my eyes and stared at him for a full 3 minutes: "Why, is it that 29 years old is not good enough for you? Do you want to find a 92-year-old?"

"That's not true." Yan Jiuxiao smiled gently, and added innocently, "I don't even know this difference at the age of 29, no wonder I've been single."

I--

I fucking don't want to go on a blind date with Yan Jiuxiao anymore, I want to break up with him!

This is definitely Chi Guoguo's ridicule!

Instead of confessing!

Angrily, I grabbed the stack of "Regulations for Spare Tires", which was no longer different from waste paper, and mercilessly threw it into Yan Jiuxiao's arms: "You can get out!"

"Don't be angry." Yan Jiuxiao put the "Spare Tire Rules" that I threw to him back on my workbench, and held my hand sincerely like a Samoyed who corrects his mistakes, "It's okay if you don't know, in the future I will teach you slowly."

"Who asked you to teach me!" Even if you don't even meet me on a blind date, what do you teach if your name is not right?Why teach?how to teach?

I figured it out, this guy chose to fall in love instead of a blind date, he clearly just wanted to have fun and not take responsibility!

I hate marrying so much that I'm going bald, how can I have time to play such boring games with him: "Hurry up and get out!"

"I don't." Yan Jiuxiao's temper, which couldn't be pulled back by a hundred tanks, came up again, and he grabbed my hand and refused to let go.

"Get out?" I think I want to hit someone.

"No." Yan Jiuxiao stood up against me like God.

"Okay, if you don't get out, I'll get out!" I felt that I couldn't beat Yan Jiuxiao, so I shook off his hand fiercely, 36 counts is the best!

But I still couldn't make it.

Because as soon as I went out, I found that our old mayor, who was frail, deaf, eyesight, shaking hands and feet, suspected of having Parkinson’s disease, but still persisted in his post and spared no effort to shine, came to my house with a group of men and women and a pennant. the door.

I was so angry that my legs went limp, and I almost didn't kneel down and kowtow to this conscientious old mayor.

I watched the red and golden pennant getting closer and closer with no expression on my face, and I was almost out of breath.

There is really no place to hang on the four walls of my house!

And I was fined almost broke!

At what time, where, and where did I release the pheromone recently to let the city government deal with my aftermath?

I immediately stood firm and reflected on what I had done recently.

But before I could find any clues, our beloved old mayor stood in front of me tremblingly: "Xiao Lin, I want to ask you something."

Well, I don't need to think about it anymore, what should come has already come.

"Okay, you ask." I immediately put on a sincere look of correcting when I knew my mistakes, correcting and correcting, and kept correcting, hoping that the old mayor would see my sincerity and release my already thin body. The heart sticks to the wallet on the back.

The old mayor was as excited as usual when he fined me: "Are you dating?"

"What the hell?" I suspect that either the old mayor has lost his lisp, or my ears are not working well.

"It's already spread all over the Internet, so don't pretend to be reserved. It's a good thing." The old mayor patted me on the shoulder with great satisfaction, his eyes that looked old and dim, but actually shrewd and shrewd, showed a fatherly light .

I understand.

The old mayor must have misunderstood the statement posted on my blog.

I quickly argued: "No, that was a misunderstanding, please listen to my explanation."

"Hey," the old mayor waved his hand and immediately interrupted my words, "You are not young anymore, you should have gotten married long ago, if you have one, you will have it, and you can say it boldly on the Internet, so why be ashamed ? Didn’t I say that this is a good thing, a great thing that benefits the country and the people.”

I--

what have i got

Why do I always feel like something is wrong?

"Let me ask you, is Yan Jiuxiao here?"

"Huh?" I was confused by the old mayor's question.

Didn't you dare to come to my house to look for me?

But looking at the pennant, could it be that Yan Jiuxiao, like me, released pheromones casually to let the city government deal with him?

I was about to rejoice in my misfortune, when I saw a more loving light flashed in the shrewd eyes of the old mayor, and he left me and ran behind me with trembling small steps.

"Yan Jiuxiao, right? It's a pleasure to meet you." The old mayor excitedly grabbed Yan Jiuxiao's hand and shook it like an electric shock and couldn't stop.

When I looked back, Yan Jiuxiao was almost thrown up by him.

He withdrew his hand with difficulty, and asked with a pale face: "I'm Yan Jiuxiao, are you here... to see a doctor for me?"

The old mayor, who was weak, deaf, blind, trembling, and weak, seemed to have Parkinson's, and immediately stretched his trembling arms and smiled: "Where, do you think I am so tough, like a sick person? "

Yan Jiuxiao: "..."

"Then why are you looking for me?" Yan Jiuxiao was confused in disbelief.

"Xiao Zhang." The old mayor shouted at the young man holding the pennant, and once again shook Yan Jiuxiao's hands as if he had been electrocuted, "You have done something that benefits the country and the people." Today I have to praise you on behalf of the city government and the people of the whole city. Xiao Lin, let me borrow the flower hall of your house."

"Hey, good." I don't know what the old mayor is going to do, but as long as he doesn't fine me, let alone borrowing our flower hall, even our ancestral house, I will lend it to him.

In a daze, I brought the old mayor and the scumbag Yan Jiuxiao to the flower hall in the backyard of my house, and then stood silently in a corner to minimize my sense of existence.

The trembling old mayor stood at one end of the flower hall, and the men and women he brought were separated from the left and right, just like the ancient yamen where the court was raised to hear cases.

Unfortunately, he has no gavel.

The old mayor without a gavel solemnly held up the rolled pennant from Xiao Zhang's hand, looked lovingly at Yan Jiuxiao who was standing opposite him, and put the pennant squarely in his hand, He announced loudly and loudly: "Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, you are not afraid of sacrifice, you are brave, you are high-spirited and upright, and you don't hesitate to take care of everyone for the benefit of the people of the whole country. You have made outstanding contributions to the peaceful development of our country and the happiness of your family. After the study, it is decided that you will be awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award for Good Neighborliness, Friendship and Peace, and I hope you will make persistent efforts to create greater glories."

After finishing speaking, the old mayor tremblingly took out another card from his pocket and put it in Yan Jiuxiao's hand. He was so moved that he burst into tears: "This is a bonus of 3000 million, young man, you are a hero."

I--

I don't know if Yan Jiuxiao is a hero, but I seriously doubt that the money that the old mayor fined me will be given to Yan Jiuxiao without blinking!