I'm a mustard omega

I swiped the screen of my phone twice familiarly, and suddenly I understood what was wrong through the thick fog as if possessed by a god.

My confidant, Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, Comrade Yan, is so considerate that it is outrageous!

Not only did he install the SIM card for me, he even installed all the APPs installed in my little. , even the order is not bad.

I--

I looked at this phone seven or eight times, which looked like my small, cheap, cheap phone except for the case, and thought that I don't need to return it to Yan Jiuxiao.

I think Yan Jiuxiao Yan's old confidant must think so too.

I opened the communication record without being surprised, surprised, ah no, I saw six missed calls in the communication record with peace of mind.

Two from my mother, two from my brother, and two from strangers.

It seemed that I had missed a lot during the few hours I had been unconscious.

I hit them one by one like a still water.

An hour later, I fell into unprecedented contemplation with my mind still.

In deep thought, I sat on the bed and meditated for half an hour as if I fell into a deep sleep, and then I woke up with a jolt of my head.

I think I have to act immediately and non-stop. After all, my mother, like my confidant Yan Jiuxiaoyan, who can put people in small shoes and is confident and unrepentant, sends a soldier to the ward to face the wall. Hearing the bigoted and paranoid brother Alpha throwing it against the wall, he impassionedly took over the 30 to [-] I owed to the hotel, and he can also get rid of the widower Mr. Beta Wang who is the culprit of everything. The awesome, respectable and lovely people who come to me for their mobile numbers are so fucking in demand!

In case that wicked widower Mr. Beta Wang or someone similar to Mr. Wang, who has a wicked heart, a big ear and a straight face, rushes ahead of me and cooks with this awesome, respectable and lovely man, then my communication channel sealed by God Isn't there another thick and heavy chain on the road to marriage?

I squinted my eyes, logged into my Weixin account and decided to act first.

With great ambition, I found the smartest, most beautiful, and most prominent Omega female classmate in my high school, and sent her a message.

Me: are you there?ask you something.

This female Omega classmate who is the smartest, the most beautiful and the most prominent family seems to be online at any time, and she quickly sent a message back: Yes, boss, what can I do for you?

Me: Are you married?introduce you to someone

Female classmate:? ? ?

Female classmate:! ! !

Female classmate: Sir, what are you talking about?

Me: Are you married?introduce you to someone

Female classmate: No, the last sentence.

I--

I flipped through the message records, and I only said three sentences in total, and one sentence was repeated.

Me: are you there?ask you something.

Female classmate: No! ! !

I:……

I think I haven't seen me for many years, the smartest, the most beautiful, the most prominent high school old O Mi, and my mind may not be very good under the hypnosis of time. Together, it is likely to cause an unprecedented human tragedy.

I decided not to harm others or myself, anyway, I have enough Omega classmates, even if I pull out a general from a straw bag, I can always find someone who is worthy of my confidant, Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, old Yan.

I calmly let her go and was about to look for the next prey, ah no, the target, my old high school sweetheart who claimed that she was offline and suspected to be a sign of brain damage suddenly sent a bunch of messages: Sorry, the eldest son fell down and the younger son wetted the bed Okay, sir, what did you just say?

I:……

Me: I didn't say anything

I skimmed over this message calmly, and then found the Omega male literature and art committee member who had both ability and political integrity in my college days, and sent him the same message.

Me: are you there?ask you something.

Ten minutes later, the Omega male literary and art committee member with both ability and political integrity and a good face replied belatedly: Here, boss, what do you want me for?

Me: Are you married?introduce you to someone

Male art committee member:? ? ?

Male art committee member:! ! !

Male literary and art committee member: What are you talking about, boss?

Me: Are you married?introduce you to someone

Male art committee member: No, the previous sentence.

I--

I flipped through the news records again, and I only said three sentences in total, and one sentence was repeated.

Me: are you there?ask you something.

Male art committee member: Not here! ! !

I:……

I calmly switched the profile picture of this male literature and art committee member with that of my high school old O honey repeatedly seven or eight times, seriously doubting whether my high school old O honey, who seems to be a sign of brain damage, took the male literature and art committee member of my college days. The only signal was stolen, and she actually used such a bad trick twice.

But soon the male literature and art committee member sent a bunch of messages, clearly proving that he is still him, my high school sweetheart is still my high school sweetheart: Sorry, I just sent my daughter to school, she I've been a bit naughty recently and I asked a few more words, what did you just say, boss?

I:……

Me: I didn't say anything

Two and a half hours later, I quickly and concisely asked all the Omegas in my only letter, and unexpectedly found that they all secretly married behind my back without knowing when, where and where. Having children and starting a family.

I--

I didn't even receive a damn invitation!

While I was depressed, I couldn’t help but mourn for my confidant Yan Jiuxiaoyan’s old comrade-in-arms for 3 minutes. My confidant deserves to be my confidant. This is the rhythm of being lonely for the rest of my life just like me!

But I'm not in a hurry, after all, I still have a trump card for being feared by Alpha, respected by Omega, regarded as an egalitarian leader by Beta, and awarded the 29-year good-neighborliness and peace award by the city government.

I believe that as long as I post a marriage advertisement on Weiweibo, which has countless fans, I will definitely rally and respond like Chen Sheng, Wu Guangda and Zexiang Uprising, and rise up to create a three-thousand-beauty five for my confidant Yan Jiuxiao and Lao Yan. Qianfendai's perfect harem.

So, I smugly opened my Weibo, and smugly sent a marriage advertisement.

Of course, in view of the experience and lessons just now, I have appropriately relaxed the conditions for seeking marriage.

So this message appeared on my blog with countless fans:

ask for marriage

I have a strong personality, good looks, rich family, rich IQ, and worrying about IQ. I am still unmarried. Now I am sincerely looking for a marriage partner, Omega. There is no limit to men and women. Please make an appointment as soon as possible. If you are interested, please private message the blogger of this blog as soon as possible. Unlimited surprises.

Requirements: Gender: Omega (men and women are not limited), age: 20-35 years old, education: not limited, income: not limited, personal hobbies: not limited except pornography, gambling and drugs

I smugly looked at this marriage advertisement with four signs, swipe up and down on the phone screen to swipe the news, and smugly watched the comments under this Weiwei blog crazily bullish at a speed visible to the naked eye. Even more than the divorce rate plummeted on my birthday.

I took a closer look smugly, and was surprised, ah no, I found that the comments on Weibo were different from what I expected.

Immediately following my body was a group of groundhogs screaming, then a group of shivering, then a group of Yamei butterflies, followed by another group of urticating...

I……

I clicked on a pissing comment and swiped it, and a lot of different kinds of comments popped up under this clear-cut and firm comment.

Tomorrow will be even worse: I already have a husband! ! !but!I think it's better to escape first!Bye bye!Goodbye sisters!

I am the craziest: Is the boss crazy? ? ?I'm crazy too! ! !Peed, peed, ah no, escaped!So frightening! ! !

Brother Lin's butler: I'm second!I'm dead, and burning paper doesn't work, so farewell, boss!

Who am I afraid of when I have a boss: I’m so scared, so scared, the boss can still play like this? !Unexpectedly kill the carbine? !Quick, where's the boat?Where's my Titanic?Jack, come to the rescue! ! !

Blue sky with white clouds: Ahhh!Boss, I'm sorry!I bought a plane ticket to Mars!I have flown up to the sky and stood side by side with the sun! ! !take leave! ! !

I--

I think it was probably because my smug marriage advertisement was too ambiguous, which caused a huge misunderstanding.

I immediately edited it again and added a sentence in the first line: I am not the one who proposed marriage for my friend, please don't get me wrong.

however……

It’s okay if I don’t change it, but once I change it, the comments on the urine escape will be even more crazy. I watched my fans fly into the sky in various postures, go up the mountain, down the sea, pass through the past and the present, even Wei Wei Bo Na quoted The system that is proud of never freezing has been crashed by this review at the speed of light.

Not only that, my father, my mother, my brother, my sister-in-law, my sister, my brother-in-law, my nephew, etc., it seemed that everyone who knew me thought of me at the same time, and rushed to call me.

When I was confused by my sister Omega, who is married to a businessman, and was completely shocked, my confidant Yan Jiuxiaoyan, an old comrade-in-arms, had a handsome face and was full of coldness. My slow and stuck little bitch pushed the door open and entered.

He swiftly pulled out my cell phone that was ringing in my ear, pushed the stuck screen of the little bitch in front of me, and asked with a fake smile: "I heard that you want to Marry an Omega?"

I fixed my eyes and was startled and quickly defended: "I am not wronged without me!"