I'm a mustard omega

I thought that Yan Jiuxiao might come back, but I didn't expect him to come back so soon.

In front of an Alpha who has reached and suspected to have exceeded the legal age of marriage, unmarried and childless, with a strong aura and a powerful appearance, it is too embarrassing to roll around on the bed without image, I get up from the bed in embarrassment, and lean against the wall in embarrassment Sitting down, he coughed lightly in embarrassment, wishing he could plunge headfirst into the basement.

I've probably never been so humiliated.

I think my face, which I don’t know whether I have put on makeup or not, must have turned red into a stewed prawn. In order to prevent the old comrade Yan Jiuxiaoyan from catching up on this topic, I quickly glanced at the bottle he was holding in his hand. , ah no, he asked calmly: "Didn't you smell something strange?"

"What's the smell? I didn't say what smell I smelled?" My confidant, Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, Comrade Yan, calmly restrained the astonishment on his face. Hearing my question, he asked back with even more astonishment.

I--

I squinted my eyes and stared sharply at the six bright blue characters of "pheromone scavenger" on the bottle, scanning seven or eight back and forth inch by inch, seriously suspecting that either I was blind or he was mentally disabled.

"Then what did you bring that bottle in for?" I asked righteously.

Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, who is suspected to be a severely ill patient with advanced brain damage, followed my gaze and looked at the spray bottle in his hand. Mao Sai suddenly realized that he was enlightened, and the IQ that fell to the minus level did not know how many floors he had dropped off. He stretched out his hand to close the door, and smiled mysteriously: "Don't you think the pheromone in this room is a bit strong?"

I--

I think I must have lost my mind and went crazy to take it for granted that Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, who can smell even a little pheromone, has a deaf nose.

I don't know why he insisted that he didn't smell anything when he smelled it. I only know that after rolling on the bed just now, my embarrassment index has bravely braved the wind and waves and soared to a new height in less than 5 minutes.

Because after a series of uncontrollable mood swings just now, the pheromone concentration in the ward has reached the peak level of a normal omega estrus.

I was so embarrassed that the soles of my feet were on fire and the top of my head was filled with smoke. I wished I could plunge into the [-]th floor of hell.

But thanks to my tempering and sublimation of controlling my emotions for more than 20 years, I calmed down in less than a minute, and asked this Yan Jiuxiaoyan bastard who opened his eyes and told nonsense to make me laugh: " So you smelled my pheromones in the first place?"

Yan Jiuxiao, the bastard who had already started to clean the air in the ward, turned to look at me, and replied with a frank and innocent face, "Yes."

"Then you said you didn't smell any peculiar smell!" I was angry, ah no, I asked righteously.

Yan Jiuxiaoyan was dazed and confused, so she stared at me for a while, and once again she had a sudden realization: "How can the smell of pheromone be considered a peculiar smell?"

Okay, I finally understand the crux of the problem. The root of the problem is that I am not on the same fucking channel as this ancestor Yan Jiuxiaoyan who is a decoding expert and a mentally disabled patient.

I leaned on the head of the bed calmly and watched Yan Jiuxiao Yan's old comrade-in-arms holding the bottle of pheromone scavenger and swaying around in the ward. I decided to roll up all my inner face and stuff it under the bed. For the time being, I found the phone for my mother. Make a call.

But on the tenth time I turned over my coat at the head of the bed, I suddenly realized something I hadn't realized since I woke up.

Where the hell did I get the pheromone from a Beta? !

With sharp eyes, I threw seven or eight rounds of eye knives at Yan Jiuxiao, who had let himself go, until he belatedly turned his head to look at me again. Is the wasabi smell a pheromone?"

Yan Jiuxiao, whose IQ dropped from time to time, finally did not drop out suddenly this time. He smiled at me and said, "My cousin told me about it yesterday."

OK, I see.

It's this grandson who has done harm to the country and the people again!

and so--

"You know I'm an Omega?" I asked sternly, ah no, justly.

"Yeah, I got it, my cousin told me all about it." Most of the high-spirited, cool-headed and arrogant people can't wait to grow all the parts of their bodies to the top of their heads, with a dead face all day long, as if the whole world owes him 250 Wan's Alpha is different. Yan Jiuxiao, an old comrade-in-arms who is overwhelmed by beauty and has a worrying IQ, seems to like to laugh very much.

When he smiles, I feel flowers of various colors, various shapes, various sizes, various aromas, and various seasons are blooming freely, from top to bottom, from front to back, from left to right, centered on him, overwhelming the sky, covering my head and covering my face, and I can't wait to open it all over.

so fucking good looking!

Too bad it's an Alpha.

I calmly put down my jacket and continued to pick up my trousers that I didn't know when I changed them or who changed them for me, and continued to look for my mobile phone.

The phone was not found, and I suddenly realized a problem that I hadn't realized since I woke up.

My confidant Yan Jiuxiaoyan's old comrade-in-arms was soaked in my mustard-flavored pheromone so strong that it could instantly knock down eighteen elephants for more than 40 minutes, but he was still clear-headed and his limbs coordinated his actions as usual without being affected at all.

I have to keep my eyes open to re-examine this Alpha who has a brain, good looks, good temper, and is often not on the same channel as others.

Yan Jiuxiao who can calmly eat two breakfasts in my wasabi-flavored pheromone, which is so strong that most people can't survive without a gas mask, can still be fainted after wearing a gas mask, and then calmly start spraying scavenger. talent!

It is worthy of sharing the same bed with me in the same disease, sympathy and hatred, ah bah, a confidant who helps each other in times of trouble!

I decided to introduce him to the youngest, prettiest and smartest Omega I know!

But the most important thing at the moment is to find my mobile phone and call my old Omega mother who never sees anyone alive or dies.

But the strange thing is that until Yan Jiuxiaoyan's old friend sprayed all the corners of the ward, the whole ward was clean and refreshed, and there was no trace of mustard smell, and I couldn't find it. Living alone, I ran away with my mobile phone with long legs.

Yan Jiuxiao, Yan's old confidant, stood in front of the window and watched me for a full 2 ​​minutes. Seeing that I kept rummaging through boxes and cabinets without any sign of stopping, he asked inexplicably, "What are you looking for?"

I was depressed, ah no, I turned the drawer of the bedside table upside down with calmness: "I can't find my phone, have you seen it?"

"Yes, here I am." Yan Jiuxiao smiled brightly, and like a Doraemon, he dug out my makeup from his white coat pocket to match my advanced heart disease. The touch-screen phone with a paper phone case shook in front of me, "I'm using it."

I--

I said, why can't I find this little bitch who abandoned me everywhere? It turned out that he was abducted by the old fox Yan Jiuxiao long ago.

Although my unconscionable little. Cheap. Goods are stuck and slow, but for the sake of it often serving as a shield for me to delay the manuscript, I still defend its dignity as a shield with righteous words: "You use my mobile phone to do nothing. Well? Don't you have a mobile phone yourself?"

Yan Jiuxiao Yan old fox seems to be completely unaware of what is wrong with abducting other people's mobile phones without permission. He still smiles openly and innocently: "Yes, isn't my mobile phone locked by you?"

"You don't know how to unlock it?" I seriously doubt whether the decoding expert Yan Jiuxiao Yan Laohu suddenly lost his IQ again.

Sure enough, Yan Jiuxiaoyan, a deciphering expert who didn't deserve his name, shook his head with a depressed expression on his face: "It can't be solved, just a password and a fingerprint."

I am proud, ah no, I reached out my hand calmly: "Okay, give it to me, I will cancel the password for you."

"No, it's fine if I use yours." Yan Jiuxiaoyan, a deciphering expert who didn't deserve the name, unexpectedly praised my friendless little bitch. I took out another mobile phone from my pocket-like white coat and put it in my paw, "You use mine, the phone card is already installed for you."

I--

Holding Yan Jiuxiao's heavy, shiny, slippery black touchscreen phone that looks good and works well, I always feel that something is wrong.

But I can't figure out what's wrong.

Forget it, I thought calmly, these are not important, what is important is what and why my mother is facing the wall now and where she is facing the wall.