Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

When the way of heaven changes and the "regime" changes, some people are happy and some are sad.

After Jia She and his party heard about the fate of the "worried man", they embarked on their respective work journeys one after another.There is no way, I have to continue to be a social animal.

In Humen, with the sea breeze blowing, Jia She gnawed on the newly-acquired sweet potatoes, and it was beautiful for a while, "It's good to have a good father, Boss Tan, please remember for me, and I will give him a card to burn incense when I go home in Qingming." of."

Seeing that it seemed to be delicious, they all stuck out their tongues to put a clean Jia She on the sweet potato skin. Tan Li smiled and handed over the freshly grilled mutton skewers, "Okay, eat slowly."

Then he handed the meat skewers to Lu Ya.

Although it was interrupted by the matter of the gods, Emperor Dejia still made Qianxiang's criminal evidence public after the Longevity Festival, and then sent troops to crusade, of course he refused to use any inhuman means.

It’s just that Lu Ya still followed. Now the main world’s solar energy is still enough, if it’s not possible, there is an artificial sun created by the world to continue, and other things—such as looking for other brothers, coincide with the alternation of heaven and earth. Yes, there are still some changes. The world boundaries of various scripts are closed, so Lu Ya, who has worked diligently for thousands of years, has nothing to do and doesn't want to stay in the capital, so he came with them.

With Lu Ya's guidance, Jia Amnesty's transplant plan, and the zoo project all went very smoothly, and even found sweet potatoes.

Lu Ya bit the meat skewers, glanced at Tan Li, then at Jia She, and then at the bonfire, endured and endured, but still didn't hold back, and asked, "Has anyone ever said that you are called a firewood? "

"So?" Jia Amnesty looked proud, "It is necessary for home travel, we are complementary, actually..." Turning around, Jia Amnesty lowered his voice, "I really want to know what to do with that person. Like? Everyone says that there are scheming birds and scheming birds, and there are scheming birds after the backhands. Are you done for a while?"

——Tai Yi and Tong Tian, ​​Lu Ya actually told him that the scheming bird left Tai Yi’s blood; Hou Tu also secretly told him that Tai Yi’s reincarnation followed the call of the chaotic clock and went back, maybe in the big formation of Tiandao , one day they will trust each other back.

But what about Di Jun and Hong Jun?

"It's divided." Lu Ya glanced at Jia Amnesty, "Jia Zhen saw it with her own eyes, how could it be fake? Didn't you ask him?"

"Really?" Jia Amnesty bit the bamboo stick with a worried expression on his face.

"Nonsense, both Hongjun and Dijun formed a contract, but the contract broke up. Don't care what other three corpses you killed."

"Then..." Jia She looked at Lu Ya with a calm face, turned his eyes to Tan Li, mustered up his courage, and asked, "What about you?"

"The sun and the moon shine together, and life is boundless." Lu Ya curled his lips, seeing Jia She's gossip-like appearance, and simply finished speaking directly, so as not to make people curious, "As for Hongjun, he promised to Jia She when he was in heaven. Zhen is looking for dragon tendons, and now Jia Zhen’s inheritance has not yet come, so of course it is by Long’s side.”

"In the future, the brothers have all been found, and time has calmed down everything. Maybe the two of us will be silent for a long time." Lu Ya said, turned to look at Jia She, and asked: "Long live you, long live, long live, will you feel Tired?"

"Yes, that's why I'm eating and sleeping in the open and eating sweet potatoes." Jia She quickly nodded like a chick smashing garlic, and gave an example: "I was decadent in my previous life, and those ten years were like a day. Looking back now, it's boring. If you think I'm bored, it's interesting to be an official, if you think the peaceful and prosperous age is not challenging, you can go to the Southern Song Dynasty, I like Yue Fei very much, you can save it?"

Seeing Jia She's bright eyes and looking forward to it, Lu Ya nodded solemnly, "Okay."

Listening to the exchange between the two brothers, Tan Li smiled and turned the meat skewers over, suddenly stopped the hand holding the seasoning, looked at the bamboo stick in front of him, and took a bite with a smile.

"You continue to eat, I will bake."

"Okay, you sprinkle a little less chili powder and cumin, I heard that they don't have such a strong taste."

"Got it." Jia She glared at Tan Li, handed the meat skewer he was holding to someone with a grunt, raised his face to let Tan Li wipe his mouth, but he added fire to the bonfire, and then seriously Flipping it over, he said to Lu Ya, "You can tell me what you want or bring it over and I'll roast it for you. My skill at warming the fire is not for nothing."

Lu Ya looked at the burning flames, "I can see that I want to eat vegetables."

While talking, the guards came, all carrying their bags. After saluting, under Tan Li's gesture, without any nonsense, they took out the compressed bowls and chopsticks made of Jia's amnesty talisman, and then filled the soup and corn in an orderly manner. sticks and buns.On the other side, Jia She also divided the grilled meat skewers among them.

Seeing the skillful movements, he did a lot.

Lu Ya recalled what he saw from the "video", and silently held his chin.In the past few days in the military camp, he hadn't felt anything, but now when he went out to do military affairs, he also realized the hardships contained in the words "wind, meal and camp in the open".

The guards of Tingfeng didn't feel that they were suffering. Nowadays, with their food level alone, soup, water and desserts are simply the treatment they dream of.

Seeing the sweet smiles in everyone's eyes, Lu Ya was quite unbelievable, and subconsciously raised his eyes to look at the sky.A gust of wind blows in, with a smoky and choking smell, it doesn't look like a cold and lifeless palace, Lu Ya blinked, took a handful of vegetables handed over by Jia She, and looked at the The sauce dripped down, and there were some burnt places, but it was a little more tender against the green vegetables, so I couldn't help smiling.

This sun's fine fire will burn out ordinary popularity and anger.

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========= Hades reunion ====== Timeline of Dream of Red Mansions hundreds of years later =========

Huang Dejia has always thought that he is a successful person. In his career, he is short of being the richest man in the world. He is also very successful emotionally. The consortium is proud to say it out, and his son is also fighting, but his brain is not right, and the fight is over who is the weakest and who is forced to stay and inherit the family property.

But he never expected that even if he died, he would be very successful.

Emperor Huang Dejia, who died with a smile on his face, looked at the subtitles floating in front of his eyes, his horrified eyes widened—

[Dear VIP, hello, according to the merits and demerits accumulated during your lifetime, you will get a chance to draw a lottery before you go to the reincarnation platform. Please come to the VIP reincarnation box in the Royal Garden of the Palace at 2019:9 on September 9, 12 , Carry out a carousel draw.The opportunity will never come again, please firmly grasp the opportunity.If you have any questions, please call the VIP hotline 400-8898998, thank you. 】

Huang Dejia was dumbfounded. As a successful person, he also knew that there was a mysterious department in his country, and there were some things that could not be explained by science, but there was such an advanced reincarnation lottery?

And it's still the imperial garden?

Although there is no royal family nowadays, the people of this country still respect the royal family very much. Even he respects the emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty.Especially the last one, the Invincible Emperor—Situ Chengqian.

The Invincible Emperor is not a nickname given by the people of later generations, but a title given to him by his old man. Of course, what he did, among other things, is to lead the people of his country to overthrow the emperor who ruled by himself, to end the Great Zhou Dynasty, and to end the Chinese Empire. In the feudal era, I searched for 5000 years of China and the history of China and the West, but I couldn't find it.

only one.

In addition, Emperor Invincible's father, Emperor Haitian, and his grandfather, Emperor Dejia, are also quite famous.

Like him, his father named him Dejia after starting from scratch, because he wanted him, a rich second generation, to keep his family business and innovate like Emperor Dejia, the second generation of emperor.

For this reason, he still has VIP tickets for the palace, just to pay his respects to this wonderful royal family.Da Zhou has been handed down for four generations, but it has left countless topics that people talk about.

Could it be that he went too often when he was a child, and now the palace gave him a lottery ticket instead?

Confused, Huang Dejia habitually raised his hand and glanced at his watch. He never expected that he was dead, but the watch was still there. Now at 11:15, his Royal Hospital is also entering the palace.

Planning the route, when Huang Dejia found that he could float, he subconsciously took out his mobile phone to take a selfie.He is a stylish old man.

But I found that it seems that the mobile phone cannot be brought, and the watch on his body seems to follow him, and the clothes are also the same.

Hey, I don't know what the underworld looks like. He heard that Xuanbu is a combination of Xuanmen magic and high technology, which is very cool. His grandson is going to take the Xuanbu exam, and he spends money on it. It was only then that the person was recommended to go in, as a clerical vase.

Just as some people were thinking about it, Huang Dejia floated to the palace. Compared with the bustling scene with tourists in the past, what he saw now was an extremely cool scene that could not be photographed with special effects.

A majestic giant dragon is coiled around the palace, and beside the dragon is a group of Xuanbu ghosts in red armor.He could tell Xuanbu's robes at a glance, because nowadays this kind of retro armor is extremely expensive to make, and he sponsored a sum of money.More expensive than his own clothes, can you remember?

Some words drifted down from mid-air—

"Young Lord, don't hold the door plaque, okay? This is an antique, if it is damaged, the Hades will be angry."

"Master Hou, everything has been properly arranged. We asked the IT department to write the codes, and specially extradited several Silicon Valley elites from Xiyang, so that the old man must not be able to get it."

"Your goal is too big and too obvious, shall we wait in another place?"

"..."

"Could it be that the unofficial history records are true?" Huang Dejia slandered. Unofficial history records that Emperor Dejia had a romantic relationship, and his godson, Jia Zhen, a descendant of Duke Ning, was a dragon.And now some documents have been declassified, for example, the first servant of Xuanbu was Jia She, and Jia She came from Rongguo's mansion.Rongning and Ninggong are brothers of the same mother and compatriots.

With a stomach full of slander, Huang Dejia led the palace gate with his fingers, and found that many ghosts entered the palace just like him.

After entering the palace gate, it was like a bank office hall, bustling with people, and it was quite lively.

Huang Dejia was curious to wait and see. After all, his time was still early, and the clock hanging on the wall of the office was only 10 o'clock.

10 O'Clock?

Looking at the clock on the wall, Huang Dejia looked at his watch. The minute hand on the watch had already pointed to 6, and it was already 11:[-].

"Big brother, it's jet lag, jet lag."

Huang Dejia was wondering, when he suddenly heard a ghost approaching beside him, he couldn't help but look up and down, with scrutiny between his brows and eyes.

The ghost who came to get close was holding a small rag bag, with a bright smile on his honest and honest face: "Big... big brother, I think you look like a nobleman, but look at the empty-handed ones, look at them." It seems that everyone here is holding some souvenirs in their hands. Would you like to buy a magic weapon and go home to have a dream? I only have 998 candied haws coins for this magic weapon. It can be credited. We ghosts in the underworld are the most particular Nothing could be more honest."

"Candied haws coin?"

"Just dragon coins, but dragons like to eat candied haws, and this coin is in the shape of candied haws. Big brother, you just came here, right? I can tell by the way you looked at your watch just now. We... this time difference!"

Not daring to look back at the watch, the ghost said solemnly.

"I... I'm a new ghost, you look familiar, big brother. You know this?"

"I have avoided reincarnation for a hundred years, and I have rich experience."

"Escape reincarnation?"

"You don't know, this underworld is much more comfortable than the world, let me tell you..." The ghost who was holding the magic weapon to sell smiled and pulled him to sit down, and gave a subtle wink to his colleagues not far away.

For example, there is a real estate trust for buying a house, a marriage trust for a blind date, and a ghost trust for reincarnation. It seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

No problem!

"This socialist underworld is good. You can make a resume to apply for a job in a functional department of the underworld. After you apply for a job as a ghost messenger, you will receive five insurances and one gold package, a big package for the Mid-Autumn Festival and Qingming Festival, a promotion and a salary increase, and reincarnation in your next life. Do you know that you are a rich second generation, and you also have working meals, emperor-level treatment, and imperial kitchens? All the imperial chefs in Dazhou, Lord Yan, stayed here, just to cook for them. Think about it. It is difficult to buy a house in the world, but If the application is successful, the underworld will also provide a private room! I think you are also a talent. If you apply for the job, you will be able to pass the exam. If you work hard for a year or two, it may rewrite the level of your reincarnation in the next life. Birth is at the end of the jury."

"Really?" Huang Dejia lacked interest, "My life is the end of the jury."

"I..." The ghost smiled: "But you have money, what's the use of having more money? Have you seen "National Treasure" and the tomb of Marquis Haihun? That is a rich and powerful person Your pursuit, how can you have such low demands on yourself? Do you know Lord Zhongxing?"

Huang Dejia nodded, "I know."

"Then Lord Hou is the dragon. He was favored by Emperor Dejia and Emperor Haitian. He is the nephew of King Yama. This King Yama is the first minister of the Xuanbu of the Great Zhou Dynasty. Tell me about this relationship, good guy, everything in the Underworld. They are all at the imperial level! As long as you work in the underworld, you will eat the food cooked by the chef of the imperial dining room, sleep in the villa carefully crafted by Xiang Lei, not to mention the clothes you wear, and you will be treated like an emperor. When it comes to academic issues, you can also go to the Western Hell next door to study, and you are brothers and friends with Satan. Go to the center of Hades and have a look, there are even rockets."

"...What does the underworld want fire and arrows for?"

"Come here!" The ghost said in a deep voice, "It's been said that there are dragons in our Hades, but he is still the first generation of nail-biters in our Hades, because Hades is too comfortable, and he won't go back with such a big family property in the Dragon Palace." , he is not happy to let him live in the sky, but loves to live in the underworld, really, I won’t lie to you.”

As he spoke, the ghost couldn't help but glanced at the clock hanging in the hall from the corner of his eye. Looking at the clock that was still motionless, he breathed a sigh of relief. The hour hand of this clock was cut off by their little master, and then he glued it on by himself.

Jia She, who was waiting left and right in the private room of the imperial palace, felt that something was wrong, he deliberately chose such a good time for Emperor De Jia to draw the lottery.

At noon, when the sun was at its most powerful, he even greeted Lu Ya and let out some sunlight to blind his eyes.

"It must be Zhen'er's pig teammate playing tricks again!" Jia Amnesty looked at the time again and slapped the table angrily.

"Jia Amnesty, don't worry, don't worry, you all meet calmly." Tan Li looked at the lucky abstract plate that was almost carefully drawn, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

There are only three categories above—sorry, it’s black hands, stay in the underworld and wait for reincarnation/Congratulations on being exempted from entering the underworld/Congratulations on choosing to reincarnate into a family.

The first two probabilities are so high that even a fool can see the problem.

But Jia She is the King of Yama, no ghost dares to say it.

He didn't dare either.

Before Emperor Dejia passed away, he made it clear that he wanted to be reincarnated after death, and that he wanted to live a lifetime in style.

Jia Amnesty and Jia Zhen manipulated in secret to make Emperor Dejia into Jia Zhen's son Jia Rong.Jia Zhen's fantasy is very good, he is very unrestrained, can his son not be unrestrained and unrestrained?Besides, Jia Jing trained Jia Lian to succeed him.

However, the plan cannot keep up with the changes.

Jia Rong is also a worrying life. He led the realization of equal rights for men and women, and in his later years, he also became popular in the sunset. By the way, he cooperated with Situ Chengqian and his son to launch peaceful evolution and change, which overthrew the Great Zhou Dynasty.

When this operation happened, he, Jia She, Jia Jing, and even Jia Zhen had already suspended animation.

Because Jia Zhen married late and had children even later.

They were all traveling in modern times at that time, so they didn't have time to say anything.

Jia Amnesty thought about it, or else he would be able to compensate others for his position as King of Hades. The old man said that the general trend of the world was unstoppable, and he did not regret what happened to Da Zhou, but he still didn't want to stay in Hades, he wanted to be reincarnated.

He has been successful in his career all his life, and he wants to think about love, the kind of couple that will last a lifetime.

Having said that, Jia Amnesty had no choice but to let people reincarnate to find true love.

Emperor Dejia was reincarnated for the second time, and he talked about love one after another, but he had no true love, and he believed in Catholicism in his later years.

In order to extradite Emperor Dejia's soul, Jia Amnesty and Jia Zhen fought with the entire Christianity, Christianity, and religion, and even the Dao of Heaven with the east and west.In the end, the two sides signed a treaty of friendship and peaceful coexistence, and by accident, Taiyi's soul began to wake up.

Because of this battle, Emperor Dejia's soul was incomplete, so he had to be reincarnated in the world to be repaired.

In this life of Emperor Dejia, it is no different from before. His career is globalized, and his harem has also begun to be globalized.

Just as Tan Li thought about it, Jia Amnesty rushed out angrily to grab someone.Emperor De Jia and even his elder brother Jing were reincarnated, but Jia Zhen still had a think tank by her side.Hongjun is not suitable for staying in Hades, so he found another place to retire, and they will visit one or two in turn.

So, all that's left is to listen to the wind.

A total of 32 people have stayed with the dragon since the beginning of Jia Zhen's transformation into the dragon. Headed by Commander Su, after the death of Emperor Dejia, they all committed suicide to accompany Jia Zhen when he was about to leave.

Jia She couldn't understand this kind of loyalty.

For example, at this moment, he, Jia Amnesty, couldn't understand that the leader of the Soviet Union, who was always loyal to the emperor and patriotic, was now deceiving the emperor.

I just heard the "scalper ghost" introduce Hades, Huang Dejia, that is, Emperor Dejia, suddenly found that the originally bustling hall became dead silent for a moment, especially the face of the chattering "scalper ghost" in front of him instantly turned pale. like a ghost.

This description...

Emperor De Jia froze his head and turned slowly. When he saw Jia She, his eyes flashed, "You...you are not that...the chairman of the too fun game company?"

"Director Huang, hello, hello, we are really destined, didn't I die suddenly while playing games at a young age?"

Emperor Dejia: "..."

People in the hall: "..."