Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

After the excitement, life always goes on, not only unfinished business, but also daily government affairs such as summer drought prevention, but for Jia Jing, all official affairs are not as good as those of Jia She and Emperor Dejia A settlement.

Emperor Dejia was wronged: "I... I am just an ordinary person. God won't let me speak, and I can't help it. You have to ask Jia Amnesty to see how good his calculations are. He wants to tell you when he comes back. , wait for his dilly-dallying temper, the day lily will be cold."

"Brother Jing, this... I really want to tell you, discuss a countermeasure with you, I am afraid that the family letter will not make it clear, so I want to say it face to face, but the result," Jia She said quite angrily, "I didn't expect this place to be so big and rich. Yes, we have been busy for a whole year on that big site on the map, and it still hasn’t recovered, so it’s going to be a delay.”

"Father, father, I told you about uncles and uncles, and I have cleverly revealed their identities," Jia Zhen originally thought that she was the smartest kid in the whole red building, but anyway, no matter what method she used, the two of them would still be able to find out their identities. The guy blew himself up, but he shrank his neck in the face of Jia Jing's sweeping eyes, "It's just...it's just too honest, I never thought that I have a hidden identity."

"So as soon as I make a move to change the day, what are you curious about?" Jia Jing swept across the three sitting at the Eight Immortals table in the house expressionlessly, and raised his brows, "What did I cooperate with the Master Tongtian? What did I say to him?" Yes, what are you gossiping about?"

As soon as these words came out, the three people who had drooped their heads looked at each other for a long time. In the end, it was Jia She who puffed out his chest and neck, with a brave and righteous look, and asked: " Brother Jing, I... I'm not a gossip, I think not only I am poor, but the most important thing is my brother, who has been like an orphan for thousands of years, he has nothing to eat, drink or play, I live my whole life in regret and in..."

Jia She's words stopped abruptly. Looking at Lu Ya who appeared behind Jia Jing, his eyes widened, "You...you..."

"You guys are taking too long, I just want to know what will happen to other saints." After Lu Ya finished speaking, he glanced at Jia Jing, "What did you arrange? My spiritual consciousness can't go up to level 33 Damn, I can't even detect the saint... Bah, I can't find any trace of those people."

Jia Jing held the teacup, took a sip comfortably, and said casually: "Hongjun became the Dao of Heaven in the past, didn't he set up a Jade Emperor and Queen Mother? This is the so-called three fires when a new official takes office, and it is only natural to change a group of people. things."

"So?" Everyone's hearts were raised in their throats.

They really want to know about this kind of famous scene, scratching their hearts and lungs.

"If I didn't pay attention, I became the biggest winner." Jia Jing said unhurriedly, "The fate of the former saint is all determined by me."

Everyone was dumbfounded, even Lu Ya was a little horrified, and looked up and down, "You didn't get a fairy position? What do you use to arrange a saint, even a former saint, in terms of cultivation, that's... Not to mention heads-up, you still plan to fight in groups?"

"Everyone is a civilized person, so why do you fight when you just talk about it?" Jia Jing looked at Lu Ya in confusion, "Don't beat and kill children, drink milk and grow taller if you have nothing to do Point, and then study hard, don't be like Jia She."

"Brother Jing, you're running on me again! I'm angry, I'm going to be reincarnated, and you're still criticizing me for working so hard."

Jia Zhen squeezed towards Emperor Dejia's seat, patted the vacated seat, and asked people to sit down and gossip together.

Emperor Dejia poured the quilt tea for people, "Don't be polite to them, sit down and eat and drink."

After finishing speaking, Emperor De Jia glared at Jia Amnesty again, "It's important to be serious, Jia Jing, what have you done? Lao Tzu, I heard you analyze it. It's the big brother, and it's easier to deal with it. Now the devil is in trouble. The Imperial Dining Room has baked bread and told you that it is still baking, and Jia Zhen will have tooth decay."

Jia Zhen shook her head like a rattle and showed her small white teeth, "I didn't eat much secretly."

"I'll take care of you later." Jia Jing glanced at Jia Zhen, seeing that she didn't have any haze, even knowing her own background, she was still cheerful, crying and laughing were pure and pure, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but twitch. He bent up and said, "Your Majesty, I didn't do anything, I just learned from Tongtian that the saints had been paying attention to the red building after the lightning strike in the execution ground, during which the saint was stabbed by Lu Ya Zulong for a few words. There is such a premise, such as Lao Tzu, who was already a little bit sorry, but now we don’t stimulate him, in another way, his heart is tormented, so it’s easy to clean up.”

"As for the beginning of Yuan, no matter what kind of myths and legends or story books this saint is, he is always tall and cold, just look at his heels to see his wisdom." Jia Jing said, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, his eyes glanced at Jia involuntarily. amnesty.

Jia She was so frightened that he was clever, "You...you won't let him change shape like the second child? Why did he go to the public toilet?"

"That's impossible, after all, he's your second uncle, right? As a junior, you still have to talk about basic etiquette." Jia Jing smiled, "I just invited him to the world of Nezha Naohai and cast himself as Ao Guang. That's all. It retains the memory, but it doesn't have the art of the former saint."

Everyone present glanced at Jia Zhen.

Jia Zhen looked up at Jia Jing, "Father, you are the best."

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In Nezha's troubled world, before Yuan Shi came back to his senses, he frowned when he heard the report from the soldiers and crabs, he...how did he become Ao Guang?

Being Xi's father, with an egg stuffed in his hand, before Yuan Shi had time to figure it out, he saw a "mirror" light up in front of him, and his eyes sank immediately, "Jia Jing?"

"Yuanshi sage, Zulong's method is too rough, I pay attention to revenge, and I would rather die than live," Jia Jing said coldly, "You should thank my son, thank the dragon clan, otherwise I will make your entire Yuxu sect disappear. Now You are the only leader, be grateful.”

Frustrated by Jia Jing's grateful appearance, Yuan Shi looked sullen, and wanted to cast a spell, but found that his old spells...couldn't be used? !

"Just to remind you, you are now Ao Guang, the leader of the Dragon Clan. This status is worthy of you, right? You try to use the dragon's magic? Don't worry, Tiandao is your own brother. He didn't unite with the other four souls to kill you. He also helped you die." You won the chance not to lose Yexiang."

Yuan Shi's face was ashen, and he wanted to speak, but his mind inadvertently thought of the sentence that Lao Tzu said before he left - we came earlier than them, but we can't match their determination!

He... He also thought about falling to help Tongtian. After all, the red flowers, white lotuses and green leaves, the three teachings belong to the same family, but it cannot be denied that he is weighing, weighing himself to risk everything, and he thinks it is not worth it.

not worth it.

"I am a person, I am a little ant, or an ant in the world created by your saints, but so what?" Jia Jing looked at the person and chuckled, "Jia Amnesty listens to me, he will do whatever I want him to do. Can you obey without hesitation, do you know why? Because he has trusted me since he was a child, but I will also respect and accept his opinions, so even if he is Jinwu now, the so-called Son of Heaven, he is still willing to listen to me , but what about you? You are not a good brother at all. A good brother is not self-righteous, forcing your own goodness to your younger brother. If it weren't for you, your disciples would think that Jiejiao is [no distinction between people with hair and horns] , people born from dampness and hatched from eggs, can all live in the same group?]”

"Beasts, birds and foreign objects have cultivated Taoism, what's hindering you?"

"You are speaking so eloquently now. The simplest thing to say is, what kind of beggars and refugees would you allow Jia Zhen to play with? With criminals? In the prehistoric times, those who were humble and suspicious, just looked at Tongtian in a daze Come to deceive me a little bit, if they are firm in Daoism, how can they be saved by Western teachings?"

Looking at the plausible Yuanshi, Jia Jing sneered, "So? Didn't you also cooperate with the Western religion to defeat Tongtian? You don't want to do something that is dangerous outside and the safest at home? Then you The disciple and grandson under the door, but they are very powerful? They all went straight into other people's houses. Yuanshi, be careful not to crush the eggshell, hold it firmly, now he is your son. "

Yuan Shi glanced at the dragon egg in his hand, and heard a sentence in his ear, "If he doesn't live until the plot starts, your teaching will disappear." His eyes sank, and before he had time to think about the countermeasures, he heard a few rubbings, and the dragon The egg was brittle and cracked.

Dragon egg cracked?

Seeing the round and smooth egg start to ooze out, sticky, greasy, like some kind of egg liquid, Yuan Shi rubbed his stained hand, the sticky and disgusting, immediately screamed, Before they had time to say anything else, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals knelt on the ground again, congratulations for the dragon's shell breaking.

Yuan Shi: "..."

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Everyone looked around Jia Zhen, "You asked Yuan Shi to raise a dragon?"

"Yes, I raised it since I was a child, and when I was raised, I was slaughtered, or by the Yuxu sect." After Jia Jing finished speaking, he drank tea to moisten his throat.

"Daddy, can I have a visit?"

"Brother, I also want to visit. They all use us as a live broadcast, why can't we reverse the operation?" Jia Amnesty couldn't be more frustrated by this point.

"Because in their world, there is already a live broadcast, and your uncle..." Jia Jing smiled, "Your uncle's formation skills are quite good, but you..."

Looking at Jia Jing's disgusted eyes, Jia She was angry, "Why am I not good, I am not good, is there still Lu Ya? Lu Ya, get me a 5G to show my brother!"

Lu Ya spread his hands: "Although the Hetu Luoshu weapon spirit is with me, I haven't learned the formation technique. This bitch is squawking, she has a fart, and she has to read a continuation article when she fights."

Hearing this, Jia Amnesty gritted his teeth, "You're a scumbag than me."

"Besides, I have no one to teach, or you can let Jia Zhen learn."

Jia Zhen: "Let me tell you, I have a disability certificate now."

"...you all shut up, the three of you can't learn together, it's a simple thing to do together." Emperor Dejia waved his hand, "Don't make noise, what about the others? The other three saints didn't show up. .What did you do to them?"

"There is Fuxi behind Nuwa, your uncle and your father, the demon Emperor Jun, let me handle it according to my discretion, don't get into trouble with the three emperors, and affect the relationship between the human race. But..."

Hearing the deliberately elongated tone, Emperor De Jia became nervous, "You didn't even listen to the Demon Emperor, what did you do?"

"Human beings will be ruled by robots sooner or later," Jia Jing laughed, "I invite them to watch science fiction movies, doomsday movies, or couple tickets. Every time you watch a movie or novel, write a [-]-word review, Handwritten. The husband and wife are not allowed to be the same, and they are not allowed to copy or plagiarize on the Internet."

"They are masters of learning, or even gods of learning, 1 words mean nothing, right?" When Jia Amnesty thought of the books Houtu brought, he felt that Hong Huang's group of people were at least gods of learning.

"Di Jun suggested writing an article in each of the six official languages ​​of the United Nations to strengthen the unity of mankind." Jia Jing added slowly, "Don't kill each other."

"Watching a movie, couples need to write six...12 words?"

"It is said that the movie and TV drama market of the descendants is very prosperous recently, and new movies are released every day. As long as there are related movies, Tiandao Express will send couple tickets."

Jia She was frightened and hugged Lu Ya tightly, "Your father is so cruel."

Lu Ya glanced at Jia Jing, and couldn't wait to look forward to it, "Then what about the introduction?"

"Who are they?" Jia Jing said innocently, "I don't know, I still have some research on Taoism, what is Buddhism?"

"you……"

Emperor Dejia comforted him at the side: "Don't worry, don't worry, the knife is hanging around the neck, and it's the most uncomfortable when it doesn't fall. It will be cut at any time. Don't worry, you may turn your head to see it at any time. , and found that two... two former saints came to seek pleasure."

"What if they don't have the heart to live happily?" Jia She felt that these two were the type of hob meat, and it was these two that he hated the most.

The indirect murderers who killed them, except for Houyi who did it directly, are the two most hateful.

"Then let them be eunuchs?" Jia Jing pointed to the sky as a matter of course, "Who is the sky now? The chaotic clock is the carrier, the Taiyi, the soul of the sky, and the four kings. The monk can run away." No birds."

"If you dare to run, let Hou Yi shoot their birds. Isn't it just nine birds? If the saint's birds are combined, they will kill three corpses. If they are combined, there will be one? Isn't it just stealing the sky?"

Everyone present silently clamped their legs and sat upright.